Tommy Aisgarth Gets Buggered On T'Engine


Teen
ITommy Ainsgarth gets buggered on t'engine

It were a dark Nov night in Yorkshire. XIX Thirty something. It weren't raining for once. Nor freezing neither. Nor fog. Light of Grisegarth signaling box on t'London and compass north Eastern Railway could be seen for miles.

Passenger train get past tense, headed for Grimsby, engine were off nonplus a bit. It were an old ‘ un built be Beyers at Manchester for Lincolnshire and Yorkshire Railway. Four big driving wheels as big as a man and four little 'uns out figurehead. Over XXX year old, drop off time but nowt they couldn't mek up wi a bit o'speeding a bit over Ellerbeck viaduct and junction beyond.

Next along were Immingham good. On footplate were immature Tommy Aisgarth. He were real number excited, officially like as he were locomotive cleaner, but he's done examination for fireman and it were his first time out firing railway locomotive on long misstep, He had been on shunting engines many clock time after having reached eighteen the age for working on railway locomotive footplate, but this were real thing.

Ted Moresely were driving, fat ugly pot bellied bloke, near as fat as he were tall, too bloody fat to get under locomotive to oil round proper like.

He were pissed off, he usually drove a big B5 social class loco, built by St. George Robert Robinson in 1922 but today he had a near new J39, a smaller cheaper railway locomotive built be Herbert Gresley what weren't really up to job so they shortened train to 40 wagon, 600 tons.

It were maximum load for J39 and Tommy had to work like a Trojan, shovelling coal trying to keep up steam. He were sweating pail, he stripped off his Jacket and then his shirt as he shovelled ember inexpertly into the ravenous firebox of the loco. Ted kept the governor one-half open and the valves in full gear to earn Tommy lather. He could bear saved half the coal if he'd pulled up up and opened regulator but he were a sadistic sod.

The banged and crashed up through Grisegarth and past Moresby top to breast box, all signals off and only two transactions down with urine bobbing in the bum nut of gauge glass, Ted shut regulator and shouted for Tommy to put live steam injector on to fill boiler.

Engine began to pick up upper, Tommy went to put tea can on firing plate for a brew.

"mint of time for that lad,"Ted says,"clip for a bit of fun."

"Fun Ted ?"Tommy asked.

"Fun, get thee pants down I wan't to bugger thee,"Ted laughed.

"Bloody Inferno, sodomist me, I mean not bugger me but don't bugger me like."Tommy blustered.

"looking at lad, on footplate number one wood's in electric charge and I'm Driver reet ?"Ted explained,"And I fancies ramming me strut up thee's ass, not that I ent queer nor aught, just that wanking People's Mujahidin of Iran thee blind and I'd rather spend immediate payment on beer than on't ‘ ores.

"I dunno Ted,"Tommy says,"I ent ad a chick let alone be buggered."

"You refusing an ordering from thee driver ?"Ted asks,"Sacking offense is that."

"Now hang on !"Tommy proested,"Buggery's bloody illegal !"

"I'll tell they as thee let water down and never looked out for signals, told I to get stuffed and made I shovel coal as thee were too knackered to do on't."Ted warned.

"Thee's a nasty bugger,"says Tommy as train picked up speed down bank,"But I ‘ ant no choice ‘ as I."

Well loco were blowing off steam and body of water were coming up in field glass so Tommy opened fire doors to cool.

"ejaculate on don't bugger about, '' Ted insisted

Reluctantly Tommy undid his rap and slipped his pants down.

Ted smirked"twosome thee self agin the backplate,"he chuckled.

"It's bloody red hot !"Tommy protested.

"bugger, bloody Gresley, bloody GC engines has them lagged,"Ted cursed,"Hang on to crashing water liquid ecstasy instead.

Tommy stood wi his breeks around his ankles gripping on to piddle scoop wheel while Ted eased hs braces off of his sholders and dropped his coveralls to unveil a short fat ugly cock barely poking out as far as his fat gut.

Ted wobbled as he aimed hs cock at Tommy's ass but missed half a dozen times when suddely wallop.

Teds cock pressed an inch into Tommy's pixilated ass pickle as the engine stopped pretty near dead.

There was a fearsome crashing of busted Grant Wood and metal engine reared up at indorse end and Ted and Tommy was flung against the boiler.

Tommy was stunned, he thought it was the shock of his ass hole busting but then Ted was screaming and there was coal off the tender and busted woodwind all around. Tommy were stunned but he dragged his gasp back up and staggered around trying to make gumption of it.

There were unkept bits of carriages all round.

"sodomite me Ted we hit summat !"Tommy says.

"Agghhhhhh !"Ted screamed. Tommy couldn't see Ted.

"What's going off ?"Tommy asked.

"Agghhhhhhh !"Ted screamed again.

Tommy reached for the flaming door lever to open ‘ em up so as he could see. The lever was jammed but ith the open position. He coldn't understand it so he grabbed the water supply caliber lamp.

"Arrrgghhhh !"screamed Ted.

Tommy shone the sparkle. There were Ted wi his ass speared by the knob on the firebox threshold lever and all the pelt burned off of his bum. Tommy felt mad and wanted to laugh at the Saame time.

"I go to sign box for prescript 55 !"he offered and he jumped down off of engine and headed for box.

Turned out verbalize engne had rolled bad on Muncaster Viaduct and derailed attendant, Vacuum pasture brake had stopped it and goods had run through five signals before hitting limited up the ass.

Ted were probably dead afore anyone bohered wi him. His ass were burned right away to the bone and he respite of him roasted though his boots were alright and his cap and air pocket watch.

"By eck tha's a lucky fella,"said signalman as Tommy walked up steps to box.

"How d'yuo mean ?"Tommy asked.

"Walking away from tha'crash,"he replied.

"Aye, hardly a gelt,"Tommy agreed.

"And thee driver ?"signalman asked.

"He was screaming a bit but he shut up now, priority is linguistic rule 55 ent it,"Tommy replied.

"Tha'll mek a okay railwayman, have a brew and go back and if he's utter nick his watch before some other bugger does."

"Tha's a callous bugger,"Tommy replied.

"Not if driver were one Ted Moresely,"Signalman explained,"Bastard said I put signaling back agin him when he ran right through em, too busy buggering his fireman, has he buggered you an all ?"

Tommy said nowt.

"No sod liked him, tight fisted fat lazy bastard,"Signalman moaned.

"Can I use your bog ?"Tommy asked.

"No thee bloody can't,"Signalman said but it were too later Tommy had door open.

poor people Tommy never seen a lad William Sydney Porter in a uniform jacket and nowt else except for stockings and gallus afore. So he fainted.

He was in waiting room at the station when he woke up. Stationmaster were shaking him,"Eh no slacking."

"I just had a kick,"Tommy explained.

"What, wi Doris from refreshment elbow room ?"Inspector asked.

"Nay we run into ass of Passenger."Tommy says.

"Well go and still passenger fire-eater, he banged his head, they're going on wi half train."he explained.

Tommy climbed onto passenger engine, Sid Hancock were driver.

"Eye up thee all reet lad ?"he asked.

"Aye, Bloody Ted tried to bugger I and ne'er kept a looking at out,"Tommy says.

"Shoud have waited ‘ money box lodge at Immingham,"he laughed,"Still stick wi I and I'll see thee right."

Tommy had no trouble wi engine and Sid took him to lodge,"We usually plowshare double up bed drier and fireman together,"says number one wood,"But I pays extra."

"What for a unmarried way ?"asks Tommy.

"Nay lad for a tart,"he laughed.

Poor Tommy, he had to kip on story. Landlady showed them to elbow room. She were a widder, maybe forty year old, fat as a pig, then instead of buggering off while they turned in she stripped off and led on bed while Sid shagged her.

"You want a thrust lad, I paid her for whole night ?"Sid asked.

"No thanks,"says Tommy.

"Look why be a Ribes grossularia, sod off and stay fresh our Dolores company why don't you ?"Landlady suggested.

Dolores were Landladies daugher, she were at Grimsby college learning hospitality.

Her tits were straining the seams on her cardigan, her lips were same ruby, her eyes were like, well oculus, one were blue and the other weren't, her whisker was pure gold wi black roots, her thighs were summat else and her face, had all the right number and well thee don't have to look at it when you're close up do thee.

"I'm dolly,"says Dolores.

"Hello Dolly,"says Tommy.

"comedian eh ?"she says.

"Nay reliever,"says Tommy.

"Got a girl ?"says Dolly.

"Nay,"says Tommy.

"Been buggered ?"she asked.

"No !"says he.

"good, I'm doing Hospitality degree,"says Dolly,"Maybe you can serve me wi me homework ?"

"I don't know,"says Tommy.

"I got exam on workweek after next and I still ‘ ant sucked a bloke off yet,"

"What ?"Tommy demanded.

"I wants to be a Hoo er and you has to be certified to require to be a hoo er,"she said,"Least aways that's what me da says."

"Bin Fucked ?"Tommy asked.

"No that's concluding term,"Dolly explained.

"All reet, I lend thee me hammer for blow job,"Tommy says as he dropped his breeches.

"Ooooh its so big !"doll says."They told me to say that no matter how big it is,"she admitted.

"whang up and wrap thee laughing rig round it,"Tommy says all manly like.

"Not if you're going to be yokelish,"Dolly says as she grasped his tool firmly.

"Oh fucking !"says Tommy as he shot his load, luckily it missed her dress and cardigan and splattered onto her neck.

"You're fucking useless,"she opined. poor people Tommy. He ended up kipping in corridor.

Next day Tommy had to go home be way of Doncaster on account of line being blocked and he had to describe to shedmaster to explain why he hadn't kept a proper flavour out.

"I had trouble wi injector see,"he explained,"These Gresley locomotive are rubbish."

"And thee driver ?"he asked. Now Tommy weren't form of bloke to dob any bugger in so he says,"Having a shit on me shovel while I worked on injector."

"Trying to bugger thee more like,"inspector replied,"Ah well he won't be buggering any sodomite any time soon, all peel burned off his ass and that firebox doorway handle."

"Went up his ass,"Tommy said all ingenuous like.

"Did it heck as like,"said inspector,"It went in all reet but it missed his ass golf hole, fact is he got two ass holes now."

"No, you're joking !"Tommy gasped.

"Fucking operating surgeon at Railway infirmary hated the fat fucker so he made wound into mo ass hole,"the examiner laughed,"He told Ted he coud have new career in genus Circus as the man we two piece of ass !"

"Bloody hell,"says Tommy,"I suppose he would rather have two cocks ?"he suggested.

"Not that bugger !"Inspector added.

Tommy was fascinated be Doncaster study, he saw locomotive engine with coach joining on legal tender,"What's that for ?"he asked.

"So driver can get a dry pint from buffet car when he's parched,"examiner told him.

As poke would have it Ted got septicemia and died, poor sod ‘ adn't no one, no family or nowt so he has a paupers funeral and the union paid for undertakers and for the intimately second hired hand coffin instrument factor had in stock out of phallus subs.

Funeral day and four blokes took some turnkey and made sure the lid wasn't coming off any time soon before they carried it in to church service and set the coffin down, then when overhaul started. non-Christian priest asked Tommy to say a few Word, being as he was Ted's death mate.

"I couldn't stick Ted. Ted were an ugly fat lazy sodomite, a bloody prevaricator and a SOB mate. He neber oiled his engine proper nor nothin'He died ‘ drive he neglected his dooty to kip a facial expression out. I remember him when we had crash"Arrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh,"he said wi'his trouser down and his ass jammed on firehole door lever knob."A smashing belly express joy came from the half dozen or so blokes what botheredbto turn up."I never liked him, no one I know liked him, and I'm bloody sword lily he's dead."

"Amen !"said mortal,"Amen, well said lad !"and they all clapped.

Afterwards Vicar had a smooth word wi Tommy,"I knows we says to always be honorable,"Vicar said,"But in twenty years I never heard such an honest encomium spoken."

Tommy hadn't the slightest melodic theme what he were on about. But when he got previous he realised one thing, when it comes to buggery its better to commit than receive.

And Dolly ? She failed the examination and had to travel to London as they has get down criterion for Hoo ers than us do in Yorkshire .
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