Bringing in migrator, How Stumpy got his dent name

It was that dreary bit of the night just afore break of day, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just ticket. The slight sea swell rocked our gravy boat the"Fair housemaid"as we approached the land and the engine just burbled on tick over as we crept in, normally it had a big diesel engine but Denzil fitted a true six petrol out of an old trust harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the Rudolf Christian Karl Diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the fish delay where about forty bloke was crammed in.

One or two popped their heads out to see the vague precis of the surf on the sandy beach.

"You want the A30 road for London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the hard cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. Forty odd on em climbed in dinghy designed for ten and off they went into the dark.

Which left half a dozen young woman, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a brace at a time as plodding would be too occupy eyeing up their tits and that to care if they was immigrants.

Course that was bollocks, they'd get picked up quick smart but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two miles from the next poxy uninhabited island ten land mile from the succeeding poxy inhabited island. It were similar survival of the fittest, we landed respective hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of Lands End mind.

Didn't give a fuck really, Denzil were so racist he even hated folks from Devon let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish hold sorting the birds out with swimsuit. These was birds what usually wore they Burkas, head to toe bivouac things where you couldn't see nothing but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"smell at the fucking teat on this one."

"shtup off,"I said,"Keep yer mits off."

The unmistakable phone of soul being smacked round the headland wafted up from the angle hold.

"The crashing bitch slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"Leave her tits alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her nipple, I was doing a Donald Trump,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussy ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should stimulate asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"roll in the hay off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the wheel house, Ross had to hang about in engine room ready to part the engine if Coast safety device showed up, so I told Denzil to fetch the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red glow of the wheelhouse illumination and in her underwear I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"Fuck off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody bitch, give me the right horn then slaps me chops,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"wellspring give her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"facial expression dearie,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational chance for illegals, if we don't the plodding will."

"So what, you fuck me and project me over the side ?"she asked.

"well it don't make no signified the early way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's impression not fancying him."

"And you Mister sea captain, will you fuck me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll pass"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant fuck me ?"she asked.

"Fuck you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racialist,"I said,"Makes Hitler look like a Liberal."

"Who is this Adolf Hitler ?"she asked.

"Button it and pass around your legs,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for fucks sake,"Denzil,"I fucking love bustin'hymens."

The sea was like looking glass, so clear you could you coud see the reflection of the Christ Within from Long ships beacon 30 miles away shimmering like gold, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be stupid, knack on to the rail and let Denzil have it off you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see tears in her oculus. I helped by pulling her knee pants down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her fascinate the coaming round the compass binacle and had her bend over.

This fourth dimension she let Denzil adhere a fingerbreadth or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her titmouse and let them loose. Her pap were inch long, she was seriously horny.

"roll in the hay's saki Jethro, she leaking like a hump keister gland,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the bitch shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his meat up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"Well that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more Virgin down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the young lady right hand by me.

"Course I am you dick head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her tits and piquancy as he slammed into her pussycat from behind.

"Bet you're gladiolus you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by XL fella by now and not decent white fella neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the most of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy bastard made his fault. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a normal man being he grabs the pathetic bitch a bit rough and forces her caput down.

"clean and jerk my dick up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her mouth overt he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a biography changing moment, soon as he got his dick in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"Fucks sake, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't sting your head in its gob do you ?

"Stop it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her head with his fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fire axe or solar flare gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the rake, she was chewing his tool off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the vertebral column of the foreland. Down she went taking the live four inches of Denzil's dick with her.

He stared at the deflated rostrum in disbelief.

"screwing sake Jethro,"he says,"Fucks sake."

"I reckon your days of fuckin'shuttle are over mate,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"piece of ass off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"Best swim for it love,"I says and following thing she's out the pilothouse and over the side, striking out for the penny-pinching island.

"Mind the wheel mate,"I says and I goes down the Pisces hold,"Your mate just bit my married person's cock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot practiced follow quick smart."

I left em to it, splash, spattering, four spattering and a later tentative rap on the wheel home door,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"Fucks sake."

"How's about I sell you a living jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"tone, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his bulwark slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten chaw, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my forefather, do you have any wives ?"she said admiringly.

"Look I'm fucking dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to pull out,"Denzil whine,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the position instead !"she suggested.

"I'm fucking tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life crownwork, you owe me five fucks remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me welt the life cap on her and she jumps in the water and sort of half dog paddles after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."Full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice pipe to the locomotive engine room.

"What you mean both,"Ross replied,"We only got half an locomotive let alone two."

I heard him crank up the railway locomotive, as in with a starting handgrip, electric start was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear, yes only fishing boat with four amphetamine and reverse gearbox north of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his node end bit off,"I shouted.

"bout time filthy bastard,"Dan replied as he come in alongside. he hopped over the gunnel and secured the dingy so it towed abaft, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

twenty minutes later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the nooky did that occur,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining podium of his cock.

"Caught in a Cancer's pair of pincers,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the chap asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the bloke even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of queer who had played too rocky, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance superior general Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"locomotive engine bother, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must consume been two or three month later this bird come looking for me, not bad looking all thing considered, bit disconsolate skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my lifetime cap,"she says.

"No, don't concern about it, it was only deserving a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five screwing remember,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to move your Paraguay tea, bit different in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are strong man, hard ruthless, brave, You will be a beneficial hubby, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody Sir Noel Pierce Coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the rear of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her knickers down and sat on me settee. She spread her legs,"Look Virgo the Virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to hitch them up again to run off the door and blockade Mrs Penhaligon from next door wandering in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me socks and sea boot left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will know anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the moment was redress she guided my cock into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea clip. Turned out being pregnant would assist her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her dentition mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any cock left he had to have one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a perm hard on. Lucky bastard .