Tommy Aisgarth Gets Buggered On T'Engine


Teen
ITommy Ainsgarth gets buggered on t'engine

It were a dark November night in Yorkshire. nineteen 30 something. It weren't raining for once. Nor freezing neither. Nor fog. ignitor of Grisegarth Signal box on t'London and magnetic north Eastern Railway could be seen for miles.

Passenger train come in past, headed for Grimsby, locomotive engine were off beat a bit. It were an old ‘ un built be Beyers at Manchester for Lincolnshire and Yorkshire Railway. Four big driving wheels as big as a man and four niggling 'uns out nominal head. Over thirty yr old, turn a loss time but nowt they couldn't mek up wi a bit o'speeding a bit over Ellerbeck viaduct and joint beyond.

Next along were Immingham goods. On footplate were youthful Tommy Aisgarth. He were real shake, officially like as he were railway locomotive cleanser, but he's done exam for reliever and it were his first time out firing engine on tenacious misstep, He had been on shunting engines many multiplication after having reached eighteen the age for working on engine footplate, but this were literal thing.

Ted Moresely were driving, fat ugly pot bellied cuss, near as fat as he were tall, too crashing fat to get under railway locomotive to oil round of drinks proper like.

He were pissed off, he usually drove a big B5 class loco, built by George I Lennox Robinson in 1922 but today he had a virtually new J39, a diminished trashy engine built be Victor Herbert Gresley what weren't really up to job so they shortened train to 40 wagon, 600 tons.

It were maximal load for J39 and Tommy had to go like a trojan, shovelling coal trying to proceed up steam. He were sweating bucketful, he stripped off his Jacket and then his shirt as he shovelled coal inexpertly into the ravenous firebox of the loco. Ted kept the regulator half open and the valves in full phase of the moon gear to fix Tommy sweat. He could have got saved half the ember if he'd pulled up up and opened regulator but he were a sadistic sod.

The banged and crashed up through Grisegarth and past times Moresby top to breast box, all sign off and only two proceedings down with water bobbing in the merchantman nut of standard of measurement glass, Ted shut regulator and shouted for Tommy to put live steam injector on to fill up boiler.

locomotive began to plunk up speed, Tommy went to put tea can on firing plate for a brew.

"Plenty of time for that lad,"Ted says,"Time for a bit of fun."

"Fun Ted ?"Tommy asked.

"Fun, get thee bloomers down I wan't to sodomize thee,"Ted laughed.

"Bloody hell, bugger me, I mean not bugger me but don't sod me like."Tommy blustered.

"spirit lad, on footplate number one wood's in charge and I'm Driver reet ?"Ted explained,"And I fancies ramming me cock up thee's ass, not that I ent queer nor nothing, just that wanking Mujahidin-e Khalq Organization thee blind and I'd rather spend cash on beer than on't ‘ ores.

"I dunno Ted,"Tommy says,"I ent ad a wench let alone be buggered."

"You refusing an order from thee number one wood ?"Ted asks,"Sacking crime is that."

"Now hang on !"Tommy proested,"Buggery's fucking illegal !"

"I'll tell they as thee let water down and never looked out for sign, told I to get stuffed and made I shovel ember as thee were too knackered to do on't."Ted warned.

"Thee's a nasty sod,"says Tommy as train picked up speed down bank,"But I ‘ ant no choice ‘ as I."

wellspring loco were blowing off steam and water were coming up in glass so Tommy opened fire doors to cool down.

"cum on don't sod about, '' Ted insisted

Reluctantly Tommy undid his rap and slipped his gasp down.

Ted smirked"Brace thee self agin the backplate,"he chuckled.

"It's bloody red hot !"Tommy protested.

"bugger, bloody Gresley, bloody GC engines has them lagged,"Ted cursed,"Hang on to bloody water scoop instead.

Tommy stood wi his breeks around his ankles gripping on to water scoop rack while Ted eased hs span off of his sholders and dropped his coveralls to disclose a brusque fat ugly cock barely poking out as far as his fat gut.

Ted wobbled as he aimed hs dick at Tommy's ass but missed half a dozen times when suddely wallop.

Ted putz pressed an column inch into Tommy's pissed ass kettle of fish as the engine stopped pretty near dead.

There was a dreaded crashing of busted wood and metal locomotive reared up at back end and Ted and Tommy was flung against the boiler.

Tommy was stunned, he thought it was the cushion of his ass hole busting but then Ted was screaming and there was coal off the tender and busted wood all around. Tommy were stunned but he dragged his knickers back up and staggered around trying to make gumption of it.

There were broken snatch of carriages all round.

"Bugger me Ted we hit summat !"Tommy says.

"Agghhhhhh !"Ted screamed. Tommy couldn't see Ted.

"What's going off ?"Tommy asked.

"Agghhhhhhh !"Ted screamed again.

Tommy reached for the flame room access lever to open ‘ em up so as he could see. The lever tumbler was jammed but ith the open position. He coldn't understand it so he grabbed the water bore lamp.

"Arrrgghhhh !"screamed Ted.

Tommy shone the light. There were Ted wi his ass speared by the boss on the firebox door lever and all the cutis burned off of his bum. Tommy felt fed up and wanted to laugh at the same time.

"I go to signal box for linguistic rule 55 !"he offered and he jumped down off of engine and headed for box.

Turned out express engne had rolled bad on Muncaster Viaduct and derailed cutter, Vacuum brake had stopped it and good had run through five signal before hitting express up the ass.

Ted were probably perfectly afore anyone bohered wi him. His ass were burned right away to the ivory and he remainder of him roasted though his boots were very well and his cap and pocket watch.

"By eck tha's a lucky chap,"said signalman as Tommy walked up steps to box.

"How d'yuo mean ?"Tommy asked.

"Walking away from tha'crash,"he replied.

"Aye, hardly a scratch,"Tommy agreed.

"And thee driver ?"signalman asked.

"He was screaming a bit but he shut up now, priority is rule 55 ent it,"Tommy replied.

"Tha'll mek a OK railwayman, have a brew and go back and if he's bushed nick his watch before some other sodomist does."

"Tha's a pachydermatous bugger,"Tommy replied.

"Not if driver were one Ted Moresely,"Signalman explained,"mother fucker said I put signal back agin him when he ran right through em, too busy buggering his fire fighter, has he buggered you an all ?"

Tommy said nowt.

"No bugger liked him, tight fisted fat slothful bastard,"Signalman moaned.

"Can I use your bog ?"Tommy asked.

"No thee bloody can't,"Signalman said but it were too late Tommy had door open.

poor people Tommy never seen a lad porter's beer in a consistent jacket and nowt else except for stockings and gallus afore. So he fainted.

He was in waiting room at the place when he woke up. stationmaster were shaking him,"Eh no slacking."

"I just had a bang,"Tommy explained.

"What, wi Doris from refreshment elbow room ?"examiner asked.

"Nay we run into ass of Passenger."Tommy says.

"well go and alleviate passenger fireman, he banged his promontory, they're going on wi half train."he explained.

Tommy climbed onto passenger locomotive engine, Sid John Hancock were driver.

"Eye up thee all reet lad ?"he asked.

"Aye, Bloody Ted tried to bugger I and ne'er kept a look out,"Tommy says.

"Shoud have waited ‘ public treasury social club at Immingham,"he laughed,"Still stick wi I and I'll see thee right."

Tommy had no trouble wi locomotive and Sid took him to lodge,"We usually portion double bed drier and fireman together,"says driver,"But I pays extra."

"What for a single room ?"asks Tommy.

"Nay lad for a cocotte,"he laughed.

poor Tommy, he had to kip on base. Landlady showed them to room. She were a widder, maybe forty year old, fat as a pig, then instead of buggering off while they turned in she stripped off and led on bed while Sid shagged her.

"You want a poke lad, I paid her for unhurt night ?"Sid asked.

"No thanks,"says Tommy.

"Look why be a Ribes uva-crispa, sod off and keep our Dolores companionship why don't you ?"Landlady suggested.

Dolores were Landladies daugher, she were at Grimsby college learning hospitality.

Her boob were straining the seams on her cardigan, her lips were like crimson, her oculus were like, well middle, one were blue and the early weren't, her pilus was gross amber wi sinister radical, her second joint were summat else and her boldness, had all the right flake and well thee don't have to look at it when you're close up do thee.

"I'm Dolly,"says Dolores.

"hi dolly,"says Tommy.

"comic eh ?"she says.

"Nay fireman,"says Tommy.

"Got a girlfriend ?"says Dolly.

"Nay,"says Tommy.

"Been buggered ?"she asked.

"No !"says he.

"Good, I'm doing cordial reception level,"says dolly,"Maybe you can assist me wi me homework ?"

"I don't know,"says Tommy.

"I got exams on hebdomad after future and I still ‘ ant sucked a bloke off yet,"

"What ?"Tommy demanded.

"I wants to be a Hoo er and you has to be certified to want to be a hoo er,"she said,"Least aways that's what me da says."

"Bin Fucked ?"Tommy asked.

"No that's final terminus,"doll explained.

"All reet, I lend thee me cock for reverse job,"Tommy says as he dropped his breeches.

"Ooooh its so big !"doll says."They told me to say that no thing how big it is,"she admitted.

"bang up and wrap thee laughing tackle stave it,"Tommy says all manly like.

"Not if you're going to be yokelish,"dolly says as she grasped his tool firmly.

"Oh fuck !"says Tommy as he shot his load, luckily it missed her dress and cardigan and splattered onto her neck.

"You're ass useless,"she opined. poor people Tommy. He ended up kipping in corridor.

Next day Tommy had to go home be way of Doncaster on account of telephone circuit being blocked and he had to describe to shedmaster to explain why he hadn't kept a proper look out.

"I had bother wi injector see,"he explained,"These Gresley locomotive engine are rubbish."

"And thee number one wood ?"he asked. Now Tommy weren't sort of cuss to dob any bugger in so he says,"Having a shit on me shovel while I worked on injector."

"Trying to bugger thee more like,"Inspector replied,"Ah well he won't be buggering any bugger any time soon, all skins burned off his ass and that firebox room access handle."

"Went up his ass,"Tommy said all barren like.

"Did it heck as like,"said inspector,"It went in all reet but it missed his ass pickle, fact is he got two ass golf hole now."

"No, you're joking !"Tommy gasped.

"shag surgeon at railroad Hospital hated the fat fucker so he made wound into instant ass golf hole,"the inspector laughed,"He told Ted he coud have new calling in circus as the man we two asses !"

"Bloody hell,"says Tommy,"I suppose he would rather have two turncock ?"he suggested.

"Not that bugger !"examiner added.

Tommy was fascinated be Doncaster works, he saw engine with coach connection on ship's boat,"What's that for ?"he asked.

"So driver can get a dry pint from buffet car when he's parched,"examiner told him.

As lick would let it Ted got blood poisoning and died, wretched bugger ‘ adn't no one, no family or nowt so he has a paupers funeral and the union paid for undertaker and for the dependable second base hand coffin pawn agent had in stock out of appendage subs.

Funeral day and four cuss took some piece of ass and made sure the lid wasn't coming off any time soon before they carried it in to church and set the coffin down, then when service started. non-Christian priest asked Tommy to say a few password, being as he was Ted's last mate.

"I couldn't stick Ted. Ted were an unworthy fat lazy bugger, a bloody prevaricator and a shit checkmate. He neber oiled his engine proper nor nothin'He died ‘ causal agent he neglected his dooty to kip a expression out. I remember him when we had crash"Arrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh,"he said wi'his trousers down and his ass jammed on firehole door lever knob."A great belly jest came from the one-half dozen or so blokes what botheredbto turn up."I never liked him, no one I know liked him, and I'm bloody glad he's dead."

"Amen !"said person,"Amun, well said lad !"and they all clapped.

Afterwards Vicar had a quiet countersign wi Tommy,"I knows we says to always be honest,"Vicar said,"But in twenty days I never heard such an honest eulogy spoken."

Tommy hadn't the slightest idea what he were on about. But when he got honest-to-god he realised one affair, when it comes to buggery its serious to fall in than receive.

And Dolly ? She failed the test and had to move to London as they has lower touchstone for Hoo ers than us do in Yorkshire .
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