Dead Stick ( Caw 25 Entry )
MonsterThe air was desiccate as I walked across the dry desert area miles from my home. I was on a quest to stop the
cunt who was the absolute hex of my life. The dry wind blew out of the Confederate States, a hot lingua of dispassionateness that tried to nurse any moisture from any thing it touched. I had miles to go just to contact the border of her forest, then I had to struggle even more Swedish mile through the thickheaded tangle of under skirmish. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modernistic mage extraordinaire. Well, I was till a few twenty-four hours ago. It all started when I met the true scourge of my life. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... adult female mage though, damn beneficial looking and a sweet time in bed, was as live as a cold-blooded, dead, Fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 dissimilar char. So anyway, a workweek ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a secret plan on the tube-shaped structure. I, like every former guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the floor, when in the front door walked this sight. Slender hips, deep blue optic, the kind you do n't mind getting lost in, wooden leg that started at her fundament and seemed to go on forever.
Her hair was like a finely silk that shimmers in the sun, and her rake red lips had every man in the post
hurting for even a appreciation. About now I was thinking why was a thoroughly looking woman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest seismic disturbance of all when she stopped in front man of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this seat taken ? '' nether region who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the golden bastard in the place.
'' surely, '' I said, `` here let me dust it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used handkerchief, I cleaned the commode for her.
`` You 're very form, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
tour spell. `` There, I think that ought to give us enough time to verbalize. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hour. `` I am pitiful I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an reference, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze spell charm, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... saving military mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her foresighted painted lashes.
'' Mission ? I 've heard no word of rescue missions from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the 1 who are holding my sister captive, you remember that ice caper shoemaker's last month ? She was taken captive by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her bubble since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my in conclusion type. I had finally grown tired of the danger and animation threatening jobs I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty face getting by on her smell and force. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a solid showcase against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, warm as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the stiff around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful looking at. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her existent close. She was right, but I already knew that her sis was shamefaced. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me think on it, '' I told her, `` let you be intimate tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an reply tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discuss, everything and a reward, '' she said running her script up the length of my hardening putz. `` I 'm sure I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' Damn, I always was a mug for a tight ass like hers, plus the soporific sway of her hips as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little worried about what would happen when the magic spell wore off. A moment later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.
Getting up, I headed to the back to make a yell. Knowing that the woman would receive me watched, this would be the only literal chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my little apartment. The s I hit the street I felt the cold, all in oculus of the witness she had tailing me. opinion I had her pegged right, I knew her case, all smiling til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most horrid and painful death they could. Yeah, there was n't too a great deal in this worldly concern as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with peril, to a greater extent than I cared to admit. Rounding a corner I felt a second set of eyes on me. My guys, right, they 'd beat the message.
Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be secure from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get favourable after all, then an after persuasion, I started working my enchantments anyway. Last clock time I took a office for granted, a hoot trolling almost crushed my capitulum, that was a hundred geezerhood ago. Recently the employment had started to tire the bullshit out of me, making me less heedful to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some beastly prison. Moving past the window, I could still feel centre in the street following my fantasm every motion. Looking at the time I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the dreams would leave me alone. Setting every ward and alert I could call up of, I laid on the bed. rest would definitely give me an edge.
Several 60 minutes later, I jerked awake when I felt my outmost ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. Sure enough, a mo later there came an ear-splitting scream of terror rising from the merchantman base. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the idiot who was trapped in my ward sand trap. Shaking my school principal, it always surprised me when mass overlooked wards. Most, now a mean solar day were n't that strong. Thing is though, I used a lot former magic than most of the innovative mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't experience about the older illusion. I smiled as I watched the fool starting line to strangle, then choke coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to own the homo copper poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the trash I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.
Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to get away. Turning off the wards, the ... thing began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell zilch. I had started to accomplish in to grab my phone, when i felt another couple of wickedness eyes upon me. Damn, figured a woman like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't unspoilt for them in the long run. Turning, I went back up to dress for tonight, not trusted what she was expecting of me but my smoke were telling me to pay near attention than ever before.
I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an unnatural beauty and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my foot falls heavy in my spike. Awful quiet for this time of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the looks of them they were well into their cup. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of inebriant, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few here and now later she seemed to drift in the door, I tried not to stare at the shortsighted hem line she was now sporting. Like early today, every man in the plaza had to force their jaws off the floor.
seance in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the future 29 bit she described, in detail, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my sleeve as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half hour trip out of the city, stopping before a prominent two story building, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
walk in we were met by more of the ... still could n't key them, suppose a large creature with pocket-size automobile horn, a humble rooftree of spines down the rear, short-change fangs, and more hair than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a pocket-sized army of these matter. Huh, the lady had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her hand and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect. Her tight ass, the untasted breasts, her trimmed pubic hair's-breadth, hell her pussy was drooling and the smell coming from her was starting to go on me. Snapping my finger's breadth, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, pervert look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the detail, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the warning preindication. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her mind. Pushing her ramification apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to shoot her. Rising up, I drove full length, balls deeply. Her screams of pleasure causing me to slam harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her legs around me. I felt her torso convulsing her muscleman squeezing my member, trying to draw my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a large load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to appease awake, I managed to place a dozen Ward before I passed out.
I jerked awake an 60 minutes later as several of her army were trying to break through my ward. Two were already all in with a few more about to unite them. I reached over to come alive her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a moment for my clothes to fare. I should have headed to the council that minute, then this would deliver been over within 2 hours, did I ? sin no ! As usual, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the one-tenth sentence in a century years.
I was going to treat this my self. I should have noticed the rigidification in my ramification when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the sign of the zodiac. I found her outside the prison house. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to direct a whole tone, I found my leg and pes were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbour enchantment I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized most of my spur.
I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was utter for sure. It 'd take daytime for the spell to
completely reverse. Concealing my ego, I did something grave, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her sister 's cell empty. Good, the son had moved her from here. Now I just had to last the night and hope she did n't suffer the knowledge to debilitate all my powerfulness. I could hear her as she tried to destroy the prison. I do n't think she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` cuss you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for nothing, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to care that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could get wind her moving through the timberland, setting everything on fire. Damn, this seemed fellow.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, come for me if you dare ! I have a strong nexus to all your powers, amount fight your ego ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a moment later.
I felt the return spell starting to operate. At least my spine was n't substantial now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't ring them. But the bitch had been awry about one matter. She had n't gotten all my magnate, nearly yes. Sex had a propensity to open one up near of the way, not all the way like she thought. Sure she was a expectant lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a companion flavor to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my finger's breadth, of course of study ! A mile away, I felt her lunge over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison, I wished I could aid them but I had more squeeze job. I had to prevent moving to
get the creeping arbour to reverse faster. My trance were only at 50 %, so it was going to take longer to lift it. Picking up a true branch, I started the farsighted walk back to my place. 2 hours later, I was at the edge of the metropolis. I had a route but not in the daylight. I could see the people running in terror, then the council would intermediate, not ripe. They 'd serve me sure but they 'd probably make the magic spell reverse an inch a year, just as punishment. respective 60 minutes later I crept into my way, grabbing my most powerful wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desert area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my powers slip back. problem was, it was still a tiddler business leader, but at to the lowest degree now I had enough to hold back myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the tree seam that was the sharpness of the property came within vision. I was now starting to feel more and more than of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree radical. At least I was starting to feel more human like than tree like. Finally, reaching the tree line of credit, I waved my wand and could faintly see a path through. Looking down, I saw that the crawling had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my John Major king. Smiling, I felt her affright when it slipped from her clasp. I felt her trying to extend to and bring it back, only to get empty-bellied air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that unassailable did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a cunt, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll string up your egg on the wall as my first and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or trick me to lie with you. Please ! Funny, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could experience her angriness rising, good !
I had just reached the boundary of the afforest when there was a huge rumbling behind me, using my mogul ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her scream as she burst through the breast doorway, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a dead man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my babe ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in vitreous silica. Effective, though I knew it would n't take for her long, it might be enough for me to get a few more power back. I watched as the weirdie had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to sustain my cock out in the undefendable air, there was still a iciness and it was damn frigid to me there. A second gear, then third of my major power had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid gripe, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to shoot your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh roll in the hay. '' As I started to set up what shields I had, her thing swept out of the mansion threatening to bury me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.
Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew wide as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stronger than you, '' I started to draw out harder, feeling more force return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to dominate all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, strong-growing, belligerent excuses for living creature. I WILL harness or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should drink down her and I knew I was probably going to captivate hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a tight ass. Spinning the cane again, this sentence I put everything into it, a the pits of a lot Sir Thomas More than I had before. Screaming bloody murder the wholly time she 'd have her revenge, then finally blessed silence, shit ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our alliance 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more knock-down than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My Montgomery Ward finally cleared the last of her army. I had at to the lowest degree another hr before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any survive thing left. About that prison term my last partner appeared, `` stag Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a tinker's dam death wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as very much, a few bit later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know skilful than to debunk th ... '' the senior started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your shelter, your police force. exclude the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 geezerhood, after tonight you AND the whole council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't give me any shucks. You 'll have my news report and my mother fucking badge in the morning. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go properly ahead. I guarantee I will take out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triple wards around it. The senior looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next morning I still felt a lilliputian bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The back of an old factory opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice romp, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police document and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can suck my ass, '' good story but he was smiling.
'' gladiola you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` Scheol, all you can kiss my ass, crap ! ``
departure, I started to get that funny flavour again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
bowling alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive amount of wards.
smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a foresightful time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the strongest enforcer, police agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't make out, I guess you were a yes man. You followed purchase order within the law but never beyond, it took this pillowcase to bring out you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tired of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elderberry bush said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a command billet. '' he said.
'' O.K., '' I said a liberal smile on my face, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a minuscule, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a small detail, my daughter, she 's Pres Young, only 200 but she wants to have a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to infuse her at least twice a day. '' It was my go to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy shit ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! Clear skin, long hair, long legs, and what a tight ass ! Maybe things were starting to count up for once, at least after the last 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a fool for a loaded ass .