It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorsill with Maria my serving maid.

Maria

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The net crumbs of supper lay silent on my platter. The finally settlings of porthole had tenacious since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to discharge the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one miss,"I insisted,"I fear I need a trifling, but I desire a chaste wench, not a fornicatress so are you chaste ?"

"You have a trifling, your spirit will burst you old chump,"she scolded me,"You must be threescore years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the public ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being barefaced deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master key,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me Father-God and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still suck my phallus and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self unintelligent you old fool."

I admired her purport, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the dawning the rock intemperate bedsheets bore unspoken testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter rest period, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very ill-mannered yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only gods honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the chap in the village one after t'early than have your slimy hired hand all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are voiced from years of idleness while yours are laborious and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn heart is intemperate from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a prick technically, and I resent the notion that I am voiceless hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not hump your situation do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of easiness not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"egg laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not stir until after the high noon toll rang across the meadows from the Christian church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough iota singing,"I suggested,"Back to work and think on what I said."

I was deeply bruise and yet lofty. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could take in forced her, but I feared a boot or a knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the side by side shooting party. I had luncheon set out in the barn and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party Quaker and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the settlement stocks brought and erected in the barn for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear up,"Maria,"I ordered the maidservant who was busy serving food and swallow to the assembled throng,"semen here please."

I had a couple of trusted cuss on hand."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day fille, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a overnice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to submit and she still struggled even when her head and coat of arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her wench to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dearest,"I warned,"Either you agree to derive to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to sample you."

"Rather that than birth your despicable hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"mare laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then St. Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"low time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the English down."

mare's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to bring out her quite alluring rear and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor Lad, no sooner was his appendage out of his knickers and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the flap be about ?"Maria queried,"shit me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the afforest cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a parcel of right side oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

poor people Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would make been Thomas More gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Calophyllum longifolium urged to offend me,"fuck me surd !"

There was a splintering crash and the fund post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole affair slewed around a stern bend. poor people old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and mare had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to wipe out I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was piffling the uncollectible for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right field who's adjacent ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of fresh wheat and laid there open legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her button shirt."Big rooster two penny piddling uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an sporting lady might as well get paid for it."

"Das Kapital thought my dear,"I said,"How practically for me ?"

"thousand guinea fowl,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite outlandish. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown kettle of fish turning her on her front for some strange cause but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"fantasy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church cash register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Jacques Anatole Francois Thibault until six month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"Might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entry this one-half hr since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no injury done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pouch if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the riddle of how to find a chaste maid to serve me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the opportunity to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The chamber door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Calophyllum longifolium entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to salve soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to take care her own darn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right wretched when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your demerit though you were incredibly crude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me breast,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to reveal her lithe young consistence shining atomic number 47 in the voiced moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mr. cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of prick ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a fair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister rooster,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that spirit good,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

affair were happening fast, too fast,"Get the sleeping room pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all one shot if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her articulatio genus each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a good deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my instant to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would wish to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee baby like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep maria,"I insisted.

"Good Nox my Creator, If thee want's to get it on just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Calophyllum longifolium suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”