Nozzer's First Gay Sex .


Anal, Gay, Virginity
Nozzer's first gear Gay sex.

It's humour not hard effect.

We was down the Flying buck sinking a few bevvies. We'd been down the peer looking for a few away supporters to remind them that their squad may be estimable at kicking balls but we was better at kicking egg if you see what I mean.

Nozzer weren't on form. He kept gasping for intimation and sweating and that. I figured he been on the curry again, anyway there we was sinking a few Frank Philip Stella's ( Artois ).

I got a cycle in, It was getting late, family line was leaving."keep the change,"I says.

"What change you owe another ten pound fifty,"the know it all manager shouts earning himself a good kicking the adjacent night rainy night.

I paid up, and staggered back to us table with nine pint and a packet of porc scratchings.

Sandra the barmaid came over to flash her pap, she made out she was collecting empties but you could see the ruby in her belly button down her cleavage, could take in seen her vajazzle as well if she hadn't put on a bit of weight recently.

"What you do'in'after lads ?"she says,"Only we thought about a lock in if you're up for it ?"

"Don't know,"I says,"Washing me whisker maybe, and there's summat commodity on telly."

"What's that then Chalky ?"rocket Ron asks.

"There's got to be summat serious with sixty bloody channels,"I says reasonably.

Nozzer looked at his pint. It was odd he usually just sank them."What's up Noz ?"Gasser asks.

"Got a bad gut,"he says.

"Needs a bit of how's yer sire to loosen it up."Mikey suggested.

"pauperization summat,"Nozzer agreed.

Now short old Nozzer couldn't defend his beer. Ten pints was his lot and even then he wobbled all over the road when he rode his motorbike.



"That's how queen started,"I said,"Some poor mother fucker couldn't shit so his mate buggered him to tease it up."

"You offering Chalk ?"Nozzer said.

"No way, but I reckon one of that lot would oblige."I says pointing to the lounge bar where several sharply robed cuss was sat round. I knew one of them, Peter"Nigel"Mansell

"I'll try anything Chalk,"Nozzer said through a daze of hard liquor smoke,"Anything."

I went into the lounge, They was all there, gay as shag, all sharp suit and that. One had a wearing apparel on. Lovely shade of garden pink, compassion he hadn't had a shaving for a week.

I sidled up to, Nigel."Here my fellow fondness you,"I says all friendly like like I was chatting up some girl.

"Oh really,"he says,"And who are you, Vice pope Eric or the Prince of hulk ?"

"Nah straight up Nige,"I says,"He gets a bit loose tongued when he's pissed, said he dreams about your big manly cock up his arse."

"My what ?"he says.

"Well it used to be remember ?"I said,"When you used to get a strong on in the exhibitor ?"

"Oh,"he said,"well what did you look all those slippery well strengthen masculine soundbox just ripe for rogering."

"Anyway old Nozzer fancies batting for your face or at to the lowest degree having a run,"I says.

He stared me right in the eye,"And what may I ask, Mr deoxyephedrine, is in it for you ?"

"I'll film it on me earphone, sell it to Pornhub as Nozzer get's his Virgin ass busted,"I offers.

"I want 50 %"says Nige,"When we has the lock in."

"40 / LX"I says.

"No, I'm happy with half,"he says. Sarky sod.

I wanders back to me seat and tells Nozzer,"Turns out Nige fancies you so its all set up for lock in."

"Taa Chalky, I owes you one."he says.

curl in started around Eleven, Sandra ignition lock and bolted the door, hung her pants on the doorway knob and started selling durex at ten quid a stroke before she sat on the billiard table, legs spread wide and started wanking with a bottle of Newcastle brown. Newcastle Robert Brown I ask you ! No class that bint, she had discharge Champagne feeding bottle and Stella, even Coke but no she had to use Newcastle brownness. Still it contrasted nicely with her promising pink pussy lips.

Thing was she had no takers ‘ cause everyone was watching Nozzer and Nige. Half the blighter had their phones out and the other lot, them what batted for the early side, had their shaft out wanking.

Nozzer had his pant down as he bent over the Billiard Table, don't know why he bothered as you could see his ass hole down his bum cleavage when he bent over, but there he was 46"waist Saint Matthew the Apostle and M & S Wye front man round his ankles while Nige hauled his putz out and slipped on a Durex, it were quite a courteous shade of unripened if I remember mighty. He had a right boo-boo. Mine would have turned inside out and done a moon curser if I had even thought of bumming Nozzer but Nozzer certainly turned Nige on.

soul splashed some lubricating substance over Nige's dick, I say lube, it might have been gearbox oil or washing up liquid for all I know.

Then it was down to business, the tip of Nige's glistening, straining putting surface covered extremity eased into Nozzer's puckered virtuous asshole.

Nige beamed with the delight of the nasty orifice slowly easing opened from the unwavering pressure of his rearing penis, he pressed relaxed and pressed again, he gripped Nozzer firmly around the shank for Sir Thomas More purchase and grunted with the effort. drop of sweat broke out on his hilltop and dripped down onto Nozzers back.

Nozzer's cock hung down like a shrivelled turnip. The peter in his ass felt effective, he just wanted it further in.

Nige pulled back for another go, this prison term he slid in a lot well-situated, he was enjoying himself, all the way out so the tip almost slipped out, then all the way right back in.

"Oh,"Nige gasped, He worried he was about to cum too quick.

"Orrggg,"Nozzer moaned as he worried he was about to ditch up ten pint of Frank Stella and a Chicken Vindaloo.

Then it happened, Nige driving force in but something was pushing back. His pes began to slip. His dick was sliding out instead of in.

"What the ?"he asked rhetorically. It was the hooey of nightmares. Hs cock was being unceremoniously shoved out of Nozzer's can by the dread dirt python.

"For fucks sake !"Nige squealed as he recoiled, tripped over his pants and landed on his back.

The python stuck its brown fountainhead out of Nozzer's ass and kept coming, just a firm peter of take a crap oozing from his tight puckered ass jam.

"Wow man that's hit the berth, '' Nozzer says, as the genuine giant shit python slithered from his ass and curled up stinking on the flooring like a big brownness Snake coiled up ready to strike."That's what I needed man, that's ace. ``

poor people old Nige was in melt down."Jesus !"he said,"Oh my god !"

Sandra took pity on him she expertly peeled off his condom using an inside out bag like picking up dog shit.

"Oh pitiful Nige,"she says. She helped him to stand up and kissed him on the bonce,"Come to Mummy."

Nige was crying, he was totally freaked out. Sandra held him, then in a flash bulb of aspiration, she popped her left tit out for Nige to suck on.

"Never judgment Mummy loves you,"she said as Nige tucked into her tit.

"Mummy has a special front bottom so you can bed her without getting shit under your foreskin,"Sandra husked.

Nozzer was looking for bog gyre. Sandra was ordering no one in peculiar to clean house the poop up, and Nige was getting an erection again.

"Want to put your big thingy in mama's prissy front bottom ?"Sandra asked in a stupid voice.

Nige was just confused as Sandra slipped a fresh durex on Nige's cock. She eased around and bent over the edge of the snooker table and reaching between her branch she guided the tip of Nige 's rapidly swelling cock towards her pussy. Nige eased into the unfamiliar warm up slippery cavern. It seemed odd that there was so slight resistor, but it felt quite pleasant when Sandra started milking his turncock with well practised cunt muscles.

Nige had barely started when he started to shoot his load.

Nozzer was ecstatic."Man that was the best diddly-squat ever !"He declared loudly to anyone who would mind,"I reckon I might wrick gay me self if its that salutary,"he added drunkenly.

"You really are gross,"Algenon exclaimed.

"You ent supposed to shit,"Tommy Richard Morris Hunt says reasonably.

"right,"says Nozzer,"So why did Chalky say to do it ?"

"Taking the make Ilex paraguariensis,"Tommy explained.

"You bastards,"says Nige as he pulls out of Sandra with his condom wide of spunk and his font absolutely white,"Oh my god that was so awful."

"What fucking me ?"Sandra asked.

"No him shitting at me, I need therapy !"he replied.

"You need a girlfriend Ilex paraguariensis,"Sandra said,"That's twenty five wad by the way."

"Ghogof calendar week,"I says,"give her one get one free."

Sandra scowled,"No demand to take the piss."

Not the most sensitive of answers anyway it set Nige off again. I was going to remind her that a tenner was the usual charge.

Sandra held Nige tenderly and adjacent bloody thing he was riding her bareback with her sat on the snooker board and her feet on his shoulder joint. Really going for it and all.

Nige's teammate were staring in disbelief, they couldn't get their heads around it. Nige fucking a bird. I forgot to film it, couldn't have flogged the footage where he didn't rubber up any road, so we all had a few more bevvies and went habitation. Except Nige and Sandra that is, seems they stopped up all night talking about fashion and fair sex's stuff.

So that was it. Nige needed therapy, every metre he saw an ass jam he imagined a jack python emerging and it put him right off. Then again Sandra mad a nice few chaw out of Nige and every gay bloke in Lancashire was warned what happened when Nige fucked Nozzer.

See. I was right, a bit of anal cured his constipation .
Sign-in {% trans 'to add this to Watch Later list' %}
{% trans 'Sign-in' %} to perform this action