“ Well bonk you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the cadre phone onto the desk, and dive into his bed. Wanting to scream into the pillow, but failing to observe any noise in his throat. He didn't remain immobile for long before getting off of the bed and grabbing his earpiece and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his telephone set and opening up the messenger app and scrolling up in his most Holocene epoch conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app memory. With almost no vacillation he downloaded and opened up the app, punk. For a minute he laughed at the intellection of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and pleasance, he received a lucifer of a very attractive lady friend local, with blonde hair, large breasts, and basically the unharmed package. He decided to be the gentleman and message first.

- Hi ! You're extremely pretty I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"screwing bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the phone at the pillow then diving into the adjacent pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that night Sir Alexander Robertus Todd reached for his earphone after waking up to check the prison term. To his pleasant surprise he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had various matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each young lady's individual depiction, taking into score every particularly interesting lineament each girl had to offer, one of which, a shorter looking girl with curtly, with strand of a tripping brownness coloration flashing through her tenacious black hair, caught his pursuit. She didn't appear to be in the stage of a supermodel by any way, but she had a slight magical spell to her, a rebelliousness that he was worry. Her breasts were belittled, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her neck with an exposing post workout training bra shot, another was a mathematical group of her booster with her at the pool, smiling holding various colored and sized potable. He became extremely worry in the curves of her legs, the shape graping firmly around the battlefront end of her two-piece bottoms was, to say the least, turning him on. Her name was Emi and her bio didn't say anything noteworthy besides the fact she was attending the local anaesthetic community college and that she enjoyed reading material, very canonical girl things. Sweeney Todd went in for his 1st attack.

- Are you more of a Steven King kinda fille or is L tint as shadow as you can go ? -

This was easily Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's worst and well pickup crinkle he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his get-go cartridge line of all time.

He had always been with Gene Kelly, or not been occupy in girls at all because he was too youthful then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with various hombre for her number one year away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A answer finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. Shakespeare is more my wrick if that's okay with you ( ; -

This was his playground, gag are easy to make for off.

- I don't nous a girl with a little class, but maybe one with a niggling Thomas More of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and Forth River from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to look for it. -

- Pretty sure it only says you go to college here and you like books. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with hint I gave you at the start. -

- … -

- You're not gon na stimulate this well-heeled for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- hoot Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this little girl, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any programme on ever getting a prospect with the girl in his messages.

-- -

Not even a week later he found himself standing in strawman of his apartment door, opening it to find oneself Emi, in a tight, sorry blue wearing apparel, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the social movement, on full display for Todd, wearing a nice dress shirt and a pair of jeans that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A footling too much ?"

"A bit More than a piddling,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door,"cum on didn't you say the qualification was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of course,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local anaesthetic democratic italian restaurant.

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"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This time she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the waiter,"hindrance please !"

-- -

Sweeney Todd opened the room access to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the couch and offered it as a home to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his collar tightly, but with a touch of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for foreplay tonight sister,"She slowly took off the first clitoris,"If you want to fuck, I'm down to sleep together, but that's all I'm in for okay ?"

Todd paused for a minute looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to schooltime nearby, she worked at a small cafe her parents owned, she liked spicy foods, little things like that, and for the 1st metre in his life he has encountered his chance at a hookup. One that he is gear up and uncoerced to take.

"Don't headache,"He kissed her softly on the sass,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's mouth and placed it on his, taking his meter to tenderly break into and freely explore before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a little at the mix of nuisance and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the open door that led into the sleeping accommodation and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his fountainhead toned breast before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Lord Todd rested, a C Cypriot pound, 5'5, goddess in his eyes. Her small breasts still firmly filled her B-Cup sized bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no causa shying away underneath a bland pair of wickedness, lacy panties.

"This flavor like something right out of some Fifty shade type stuff, are you trusted you read Shakespeare ?"Sweeney Todd laughed at his own jape for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her legs, to her waist, up her stomach and finally passing her breasts pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much grim than that babe don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's button from his pants and began to slowly deplume them off followed by a swift sack of his underclothing. Grasping his already erect cock in one deal, slowly lifting and lowering her handwriting on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her head came airless to his member's head teacher,"flavour free to be rough,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's rima oris fell into Todd's throbbing tool swirling her tongue around the head word has she did causing him to moan in pleasance which, in restitution, caused Emi to slightly giggle at the sound he made. In fiat to get back at the gesture he pulled her hair back and started to hold in the pace at which she sucked his rooster slowly forcing her to dive deeper and deeper onto his shaft until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the back of her pharynx and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her human face was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Todd's appendage still.

She smiled,"Okay, I guess you can fiddle along,"she squeezed his peter and quickly made a convolute motion causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot more than play princess."

Emi shivered at that comment as Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a moment to full explore her breast and, already erect nipples with his lingua, slightly biting the second one before pulling away from it. Then leading his oral sex down to his prize down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed twat, all for him to enjoy tonight. He quickly set his back talk on the small nub at the top, taking a minute to search it and give up time for Emi to give her own response, whether it be positive, or negative allowing him to move onto the next section further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate assumption he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a condom which he quickly unpacked, but with less finesse placed it on his still voiceless member. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous girlfriend ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the breakup he had gone to get screened for STDs and, luckily, turned out clear. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy lips and slue his stopcock inside her. Steadily he rose the footstep has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his full duration inside her. As soon as the full reached was achieved he instantly began to slither in and out in smooth, dumb strides, but not before long quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his previous self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that info as he slightly curved scraping against the decently side of her inside. This caused her to, at first, scream in pleasure at the sudden change of management and step, Todd quickly met with a grasp of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"holy fuck that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Sweeney Todd had wide-cut control of the girl,"Do what even harder princess ?"

Emi smiled,"Fuck my footling pussy even harder, please, make me yell, make love my god damn fucking brains out right now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this time the pace was twice what it had been before and before she even had time to moan, she was rolled from her binding to her tummy, and grimace pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moans as her supply of oxygen was to limited to emanate anything. Todd then proceeded to continue slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the preceding few day and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the full moon force of his medallion, causing Emi to spring up and groan in joy while gasping for air.

"ass do that Thomas More, paddle my little tight fucking ass more, please don't stop fucking my pussy and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your wish is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full power of his medal on the cheek for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a here and now of dazed mental confusion, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to vacillate over his dick.

"takings off the condom,"She commanded,"I want to have sex you raw."

Quickly Sweeney Todd slipped off the condom and watched as Emi slid his throbbing cock inside her. He watched her with his hands behind his head, as she rose and fell on him, giving her full phase of the moon effort into pleasuring him broad allowing him to slow down as she did so, but before long started to raise and lower his own hips against the rhythm of hers meeting on the hit. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me pappa,"she screamed as her tempo rose,"fill me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a moment of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her oral cavity as he quickly unleashed several jet, coating her throat in cum, which she swallowed.

As Sir Alexander Robertus Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his stomach, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a mo before looking down at him,"This is your first time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Todd's face turned red,"Well, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Sweeney Todd you got ta be careful, you don't make it, but you got a good bit going on with you and lady friend are crazy and will try to involve advantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the side of him, allowing him to accommodate her as she explained,"We know nil about each other, but you were bequeath to take off the prophylactic and persist in to fuck me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any knowledge of me being on the pill of if I had any STDs."

"fountainhead you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a clean house examination, then happened to take in that you got white answer, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to fuck you."

Todd now was completely bedevil,"So that's the only reason why you were willing to own sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your mess was."

"Cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty pattern, then you got on tinder looking to fuck the first thing that breathes right ?"

"That's kind of rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't worry about the point, what is authoritative is that you're estimable in bed, you're form of good looking, and you're REALLY good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more careful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a instant before responding,"I'll help you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The offer was too good to be true in Todd's opinion,"But what do I hold to do in takings ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his ray of light,"if you're not in any sort of send relationship, I want my share of this dick, and maybe the occasional intellectual nourishment particular date doesn't sound half bad either."

Todd sighed a breathing spell of relief,"dinner party and sex ? That's a good mint to me."

Emi sat up,"As lots as I'd like to offer a round two right now, I've got to get plate tonight, but another night for for sure, and make sure to text me before you try anything with other little girl okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her clothes and stood at the doorway.

-- -

Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a banknote page and titled it"tinder note of hand"and began to type :

"I'm going to write this as a form of daybook to hold back my mind off Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very loose.

Always wear a condom.

Always make sure the girl has no STDs

These are my outset two lessons I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Todd saved the document, shut off his computer and dive into his bed. He turned to face his phone, to remark he has a new presentment, a new match.

The End

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military post Story notation :

I hope everyone liked this possible intro to a series basically would feature Sweeney Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring unlike kinks and pleasance with dissimilar types of girls. I think it's also variety of sang-froid that I've tried to social structure it as a tutorial for tinder users, it's crucial to practice secure sex and properly interact on punk. This is not an precise depiction of most tinder dates at all ! If this chronicle is well received I have a few ideas with how to continue it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more development to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a solid amount of content, but I'm peculiar if people actually want to translate more about how Todd gets these girls ( again these are not definite ways to get day of the month or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't tell you anything besides sometimes somethings work for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and expect more to come if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the data format, story, or this long post story bank note, let me know below ! I read all remark !