A greenback on our playfull slope ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 year of spousal relationship here is a funny story from our stumble to the Loves motortruck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud dither for my rubbish dump motortruck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course of study she did. So we set off on our trivial trek since loves is like 30 international nautical mile away. once there of form I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourist hooey and said she wanted a collation so I 'm alike sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon and Baron Verulam sausage stick with a 1st Baron Verulam cheeseflower stick. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at retort paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney poppycock and I see Sweet fancy woman golden rophy so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me snap up them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her bite. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Hokkianese or so she is giving me nasty tone while I chow down on mellifluous tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweet tan because I had no theme, she thought the ropes were tall mallow and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would get fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and snap up the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have split running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my confect that she would hate. And that folks if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : think your spouse eating your favorite food, one rightfulness after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying null. Not even acknowledging the death limelight ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial message for boy meet public came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fear of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. honesty all the clip, this is gon na be enceinte. To which his roomamte eye gyre or something.

In all distinctive me fashion I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

crick says all the prison term and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your cheek really looks like a dogs butt. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to plug him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he snaffle me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In true sadist manner, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex shoo-in on the couch. : ) I do have it away him a lot. Even though he drives me loony !

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promissory note to readers : this level is gross. 2 missy 1 cup rank ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't interpret it.

This story starts at study while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an time of day so I started shopping. I had a mentation of buying something fun to picture Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for scant stop of fourth dimension. I wanted to get better. I saw it hanging on the wall and thought, its a miracle. heartbeat pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting multitude. I discovered a penthouse golf club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my gamy plans.

The computer storage stayed vacate trough close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my pharynx. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter patty. : ) also told me of a lieu called supper gild. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my plans, said our honey and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porn stars. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was thoroughgoing and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese wag in his hand. Cards I had never seen before. Position reinforcement circuit card. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the best oral he has ever given. The best oral I have ever recieved. Oral for attempt !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary place and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and tactile property amazing. It also does n't lead him long to finish.

After a quick rain shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes matter do n't work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and impress on : ).

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Its always the niggling things that make me eff Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

delivery me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my catty incline

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the blue

Finishing my creative estimation : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

vocation or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

loads of things. I just love him a lot !

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So if you did n't bang, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not grave at all. I love it.

The other Nox master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to press him off me, and give up his face. ( Excessive thrashing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my blazon down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and stronger. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his brass with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly hellish ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex trough orgasm and end scene.

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We got some sex dice. Not just any die though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm cards of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips barker expressive style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whips standing up. No whips around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good times. Nothing hurts him. Of trend we both took act using the tickler file on the former end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice rolls of course.

Then onto cards. My manus tied behind my back straddling him and going unattackable for a bit. The next visiting card had directions for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his shot and he assumed control. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a good boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his principal and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to indite a college paper

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam Clarence Day while Master nags you

Take a few notes

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your girl faked pale and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but snack instead

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Beg to go again only to be forced to calculate

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down gelid po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

incrimination master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

deal a smoke prison-breaking. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel aplomb as you gossip with a friend.

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fastball again.

I think skipper waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the composition was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 written document each week for the eternal rest of the term '' sound grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

crick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was nude and your booster was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around au naturel. He gives not much reason so the brat comes out. `` Guess its full I 'm standing then. ``

Next matter im saltation and bent-grass over the deep freezing getting a spanking. A grueling hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please prevent in mind that we are a Goofy fun duad in this candid moment story. This is not intended to shake a disputation on consent, offend anyone, or raise questions about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the first clock time this decennium and intend to wear them in our fl. Heat waves. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` take care at these trunks ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking terror to choke him out over his lack of regard for consent. This got howls of laugh and More spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage prank ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke cargo hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it readable for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so heavy my side of meat is splitting and I ca n't impart myself to throttle him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That embarrassing moment when your trying to watch lesbian porno but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and stir up the whole house. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. Small spaces put me on border. You said I 'd be OK. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 entanglement. You said there wouldnt be wanderer down there. I wasnt born last Nox but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My low gear cave head trip. I took some photo. You kept asking me to move along and bring together you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't evidence me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full-of-the-moon blown terror. So you searched for a nice way to wield things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hand. When I wouldnt relocation, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scamper away. Eventually we did locomote. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came succeeding. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was unplayful, madness or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the spider so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the departure. I became fixated on a small crawl space with a minuscule fold. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my exposure. When I asked you to fawn to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the crook when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said nothing. You were affected role during all 3 of my bomb attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the attic. The bend was home to a teacupful dish antenna sized ignominious furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his design so you wrapped affair up. You lied and calmly helped me pop off the situation. If I had seen it, or the respective others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my ego a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a grand time. Ignorance is walking on air. Thank you for today .