Let 'S Do It
Prince Philip entered the airport café and slowly slid his gaze toward the citizenry sitting at the tables. At commencement he didn't observance anything concern but just as he thought luck would empty him this prison term, cached a glimpse of an interesting object. Quite interesting from the viewpoint of an experienced macho in search of a woman.
The female child was sitting alone at one of the niche tabular array and was smoking nervously. She was in her midtwenties, beautiful, with darkblond hair falling freely on the shoulders and salmagundi eyes in which a very pleasant nuance of park prevailed. Duke of Edinburgh whisked the fleck of dust that somehow had nestled on the lapel of his expensive jacket crown and briskly started toward the objective. The young woman didn't seem to be cognisant of the fact that a man was standing beside her table ; all her care was focused on the burning tip of the cigarette.
"Can I offer you a drink ?"asked Philip mildly and put into action one of the most irresistible variants of a smile which his facial muscles could produce.
The girl looked up with a scratch. Her beautiful eyes were thick with surprise and incomprehension.
"Do you speak English people ?"Philip asked.
"And I speak Spanish people too,"she snapped, then with trembling fingerbreadth crushed the bare cigarette into the full ashtray.
"I just thought a drinkable would do you good."
"What makes you think so ?"The girl was smiling condescendingly, a wizard dimpled chad twitching on her cheek.
Philip felt slightly awkward which wasn't typical for him. It appeared he had run upon a tilt this time.
"Well… you look a bit nervous, and your face is form of… pale…"
In this moment Philip noticed two blackened plastic target with semicircular form sticking over the bound of the table. It took him about ten seconds to earn these were crutches. The fact confused him more, he even blushed a niggling. Here the things were not going to plow out well obviously. The girl started beating the devil's tattoo, then sniffed and lowered her nous sadly.
"I wouldn't say no to a methamphetamine hydrochloride of beer."
Prince Philip was wondering how to micturate off ; he wasn't partial to lame ladies, were they attractive. Feeling the awkwardness of the berth, the girl bit her lower lip nervously.
"I… don't want to bother you…"Philip started, then, after a short hesitancy, decided to show some sorting of kindness. Waved to the waiter, ordered two beers and sat at the mesa.
While the girl was intently examining her manicure, Philip leant back and cast a glance under the tabular array. There he saw an extremely graceful ankle, shapely calf, stifle, halfcovered with total darkness annulus, and rasping plaster hurl from the broken office of which five bantam pinkish toes were sticking out. The toes twitched spasmodically as if tortured by excruciating pain. It was not until then that Philip noted the ill concealed suffering emanating from the girlfriend's reflection. He felt sorry… for not being lucky to take on this belle in beneficial multiplication, not that he would desist from doing it now - Philip's opinion about women was frequently changing under the pressure of his substantial libido.
They started a conversation while sipping their beers.
"I'm Philip. You ?"
"Polly."
"What brought you here, Polly ?"
"An 60 minutes ago I arrived from the country. I'm waiting a… friend of mine to pick me up… but his car has broken and I'm expecting him no Oklahoman than three or four hour.
"I have always hated waiting."
"Me too."
"Your leg… you hurt it… sorry."
"I sorry too, but maybe it was destined that way."
"Destined ? What do you mean ?"
"Well… you know how it is. life history surprises us unpleasantly sometimes. Oh… I was out on a base on balls in boodle when a hood attacked me, snatching my handbag. I ran after him and was knocked down by a speeding taxi. And here I am with broken shin, stuck in a form for a month."
"What a nuisance !"
Gradually Polly monopolized the conversation. Cataract of rambling, often disordered sentence was literally pouring out of her mouth and Duke of Edinburgh started feeling dizzy. He already regretted for the „ beer benignity"he had shown. On top of all Polly was trembling like a leaf, her nerves obviously shaken by the ill luck.
"Do you jazz how ugly the American language squirrels are ? sorting of… chubby cheeked… you know.
"Polly, sorry but I must go. I have to go to work.
Polly bit her sass, her regard wandering skyward.
"Let's do it,"she whispered.
"Do it ?"
"Yes ! Let's do it ! At you place."
"Well…"
"I can't stand it anymore. come on, help me get up !"
Philip paid the bill and gave a hired hand to Polly who impatiently collected her crutches, got up and hopped toward the way out. Her intermit leg, which turned out to be encased in sticking plaster up to the thigh, was swaying lifelessly, making Philip feel even more disappointed.
"Lame or not, I will sleep with her. Just my luck !"he thought.
Polly threw the crutches aside and dropped heavily on the couch, fixing her hectic eyes on Philip who at this instant was wondering if it's prestigious to shoot a line about screwing a casted fille. other opinion fleeted through his intellect too. Such as :"Maybe in this case I should use a nonstandard proficiency. Maybe I should prop the cast on my shoulder so that not to irritate myself. Would it be possible to penetrate…"
"Do you have a hammer ?"Polly asked.
"Hammer ?"Duke of Edinburgh gave her a baffle look.
"semen on ! Just bring me a hammer !"
"Why ?"
"Stop asking stupefied questions, please !"
Philip brought the minor hammer he kept in the balcony storage locker. Polly took it, drew her dame up and hit the upper contribution of the cast with all her might. Plaster bits flew in every direction.
"Hey, what are you doing ?"Philip cried out, taking a step forward.
Polly froze him with a squint coup d'oeil and continued hammering her plastered thigh, not worried at all that she could pain herself.
Slightly bent in the rachis, with his weapon system folded on his chest, Philip was watching with unquiet eyes. A min later his face brightened. He was thinking :"She wants to do it in the convention way. She knows this wretched bandage is a serious obstruction. I'm going to like that. We are going to spend great metre together, cutie. Yes, yes, no dubiousness. Everything will be just everlasting. He leg has healed for surely, and it's time the cast to be removed. She just hasn't had meter to see a doctor for cast removal."
"Do you demand serve ?"
"springiness me scissors !"
Philip hurried to fetch scissors hold. Polly cut the padding that had shown underneath and stared rummaging hectically around her second joint as if looking for something. Small plastic pouch appeared from under the oddment. There was flannel pulverise marrow in it.
Philip was blinking sheepishly, as if hit by a wet rag but Polly was beaming with happiness. She tore the pouch with trembling fingers and buried her nose into the white powder, smiling blissfully, sniffing noisily.
"And now let's do it together !"Polly chirruped as she formed recollective paths on the magazine that was lying on the bedside table."Come on ! What are you waiting for ? That's what you wanted, wasn't it ? Let's do it ! I from this side, you - from the other ! ”