I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampires are all drained they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should introduce myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be genuine but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My beldam were 800 years old, they 'd use the intimate Energy Department from youthful men to hold open themselves young, the more they fucked, the yearner they 'd stay on looking untested and pretty. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampires came to townspeople the solicitation of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fang from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to bewitch me he bit me really hard. '' I replied with a smile.

'' well I 'm proud of you my pet, did you proceed a vial to fix these hole ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the small vial of dead lamia blood I 'd use to fix the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a nice big shaft and coated me in a special varnish, chalk oculus that looked pretty veridical, wired limb so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood carving could look. When a Thomas Young vampire came to chaffer, looking to feed off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire life that it was in fact 3 crone living there and I think his last words were 'oh fuck'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his heart and his pass lopped off with an antediluvian sword. roue sprayed everywhere of row, a expectant total of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished clamber facial expression real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of lamia stemma healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' fountainhead how often do hoi polloi have pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to talk it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation account book and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Mayan, get me some devil 's root, weavel ancestry and Allium sativum. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a mastermind ! We can send him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will desire us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the piece open in the book.

'' I 'll make believe a new arm for him with a give crocked stakes but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not material until it 's too late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of lamia seduction, they would try and bite me at some detail and when their fang got stuck in me, my bounce loaded stake would come out and I 'd jam it in their frigid deadened hearts.

I still remember my first, she was old but had on a young nerve. She was enamored with my appealingness, fascinated by my unique smell and had to consume me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to mesmerise ( glamour ) me and when my glass eyes repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her Fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my bet out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her sass she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to rend the teeth from my neck, covered myself in line of descent from the puddle of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic grass bomb as I did. I got better as racked up to a greater extent kill, my Witches taught me how to score men too but they were a bit more timid and harder to pull.

A few month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a unconstipated human being, she was pretty, very impudent and very feisty with yearn blond haircloth and a great body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the reasonably girls, am I not your case or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigue because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could throw been my Twin Falls. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a tenacious tarradiddle, I 'm here to satisfy individual. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to run across person new. I do n't deal if you 're a man harlot, I just like sex and you 're well-favored. ``

'' Is this girlfriend bothering you ? It 's milo rightfield, you 're wearing the mordant rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the magniloquent charwoman with smuggled hair.

'' I was just leaving, take attention. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd do it that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every week we have to be so timid now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the business leader you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her au naturel trunk legato and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me funnies naked then kissed the side of my neck before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a aspect of repugnance on her face as the blood from her mouth ran down her body, she yelled out something in a speech communication that sounded like ancient High German, spraying blood over my dresser, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a common ooze. The trap it left was getting Shirley Temple though. I did n't sleep together what to do, I ducked out of the way in metre to avert the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the door burst open and my would be assailant was shot in the spirit with a crossbow bolt and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow shooter was none former than the blond from the bar, she closed and barred the room access then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a spell. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can promise me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to stab her in the heart with silver, which is just what I happen to experience. Are you the one with the ail bombs ? Those are genius by the way. Put your wearing apparel on and get the dud cook, we wo n't have a lot of time after I kill this matter. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's line then once it had dried in I took a ampul for the Fang maw, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my venter for the ail bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to detest this, finding out days after their queen is killed to retrieve her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver obelisk and stabbed the lamia in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in torment then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a large vial of the light-green goop, set the ail bomb on it 's timekeeper then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic dud going off with a muffled pop and detect Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, let get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their fairy is bushed and they 'll probably institutionalise world, I do n't kill humans. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a small motor home just outside of town. There were garlic bulbs everywhere and little barrage misters spraying marrow of Allium sativum into the air too.

'' We 're pretty good in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the tooth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking maven, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't take anything from their men, just make headway energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the lamia arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an idea, I 'll call for to lay low for a patch but I 'll find you. Take precaution my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my hag were all frantic thought I 'd been killed but they were felicitous to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the former one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you tell apart her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampires too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so tired and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you schoolmarm. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of tabby goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to refill with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver sticker ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so long and I did n't think you 'd get a fag. '' Said Chloe.

She took the ampule from me and gave me a hug.

'' sister, do you have sex what this can give us ? A pearl of this ruffle with our lotion will give use our youthful appearing, we can come out seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to start working but we have enough to close a yearn time, skilful work Milo ! ``

The beldame all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellant spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. post Milo in case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the sofa with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really dreary to intrude but I come with great respect and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our magical spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by professional Zortan, he gave me this to help in the combat. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampires could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary Witches, when Milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to feed him the same energy, he 'd make me cum so heavy and kept the eubstance of a 30 yr old from my coming. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can land you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a steady supplying of hot young studhorse to make out and fuck you. In regaining I 'd like to sustain Milo to hunt with me, he 's managed to belt down off all but 5 from a pretty nasty snuggle and now that the queen is gone they 'll get serious. When we 're done here I 'm needed in AZ, I 've been tracking a pouf there and with my walking post here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your programme has but one defect my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me care about that, I promise I can render. As for the supply of men when you 're immature, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can turn in that, milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an 60 minutes. '' Said Clara.

True to her news, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're unreasoning and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a slight shy and self conscious but they 're just occupy in your dick. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my ally, they were in an stroke and lost their sight but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some spot in the hostelry I can tell you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' wellspring, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them dress. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the crone taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like adult female in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in days m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your visibility. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. feed them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their batch again, do n't assure them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Dolichotis patagonum quietly, handing a small pouch to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Army of the Pure go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a small later and set up the promised profile with mental picture, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting messages before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure enough Milo is all you want in recurrence ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampire when I was 12, victor Zortan gave me a path and my lifetime exists to pass over them from this worldly concern. Milo will be a better weapon than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a universe from you. '' She replied.

'' Well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few week to go after them down, we had the last-place one of the remaining lamia cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial piece of the city.

'' This does n't find right Milo, split up, keep your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelch from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a Mexican valium. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The expectant slayer, the queen killer, caught by a lowly tyro. I 've only been a lamia for twenty long time but taking in your mind will puddle me a headmaster and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for twenty-four hours of course of action. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the stead rigged to botch ! ``

Clara winced in pain as she picked me up, I was n't very backbreaking so she was able to throw me through the window with easiness. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the Methedrine as I flew through the air, when the edifice exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of Wood I floated just fine, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the room access, the sounds of sex coming from the couch telling me they had been making large use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't accept any legal injury, sorry about Clara, she was fantastic. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the mesa, all three were naked, enjoying their new young bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you finger that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as Mara stood up a brilliantly flashing lit up the room and a naked Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this muss Zoltar and you better not get cum on my tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled umber from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the same way, with my energy he was able to come back. milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my champion, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a patch, these coquette were tough business. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, skillful than Van Helsing in many mode. '' Said Zortan.

'' wellspring, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will subscribe my leave of absence, may she take milo maize ? I 'm going back into expatriate in AK, those stoner chicks up there love this old thaumaturge, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our life-time back. ``

Arizona took us a yr to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Lone-Star State to bring together a team hunting a large nest there. I might be made of Natalie Wood but I think I love my killer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just need to find the right emery paper this sentence, she 's still mad about the endure splinter I gave her ...