“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his firstborn daughter as he got ready to set off for his switching in't mill,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."

"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to worry about her interview for Word custodian job at Grimshaws.

She weren't prettiest of lasses, her fuzz were mousey, her tits weren't cipher special and she hadn't never had a proper fellow, but that ‘ ent to say she were no virgin, oh no, the fireside brush handle had seen to that on more than than one affair though her kept that to herself.

She dressed sensible, that is to say in her best clothes bought special for Aunt Maud's funeral six months since, grey bird and bloodless open neck shirt with a black jacket.

"Remember you want's book custodian job, yer not a tart,"her Dad warned when she undid two buttons not one.

"Yes our Dad,"she replied.

"Eee, I can hardly believe it me lilliputian daughter all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth meter he's wore a rubber when he scewed her mother against Abbotoire road railway nosepiece nigh on XX years afore.

"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Raleigh Elswick Special get-up-and-go bike out of parlour make to set off down road towards t'mill.

Poor Eileen were in a aright state, wi next to no boldness coming in the whole household needed her to get job. butterfly in her tummy weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty meat and the whole cursed lot had hatched as flies.

She decided a walk would do her trade good, round by gas whole caboodle, down past where Langley engineering science used to be afore them went broke, down by Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still nigh on twenty minutes early when she got to Grimshaw's office on Guisley Road.

"Promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courage and pulled the bell electric cord. It were broke so she banged the door. Nothing. So she opened it.

"Yes ?"some dark faced cow asked.

"I come for't job,"she ventured.

"fountainhead thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the cleaning lady sighed,"Upstairs, third on right and rap and wait to be asked in."

"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the polished marble floor with"Grimshaws,"laid out in calamitous on white background, the posh burnt sienna desk and matching president and that in reception way, and at the posh staircase wi photo of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their bully shaggy-haired face fungus, except the dame of course.

She knocked timidly then again hard enough to suffer her knuckles.

"By ‘ eck give us a second you'll have door off hinge,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.

"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.

"About bloody time, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.

"What ?"Emily demanded.

"Get thee kit off, thee won't have zippo we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.

Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.

"looking at"Emily ventured.

"Does thee want job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't bugger off and check wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.

"We have a sealed standard to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner dialect,"It's not a big take surely ?"

"I never stripped before three feller before,"Eileen admitted.

"I'll help thee if thee likes,"Charlie offered.

Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could receive passed for 80 with his bushy byssus, Razor was jr., 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh suit, off the peg scratch and Spencer not cobbled together in some back street sweat shop, while Charlie was quite a hunk.

Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her body looking on as she started to undo her push.

"Bloody strip down not do a bloody striptease,"Eli cussed,"Can't get staff can't even get applicants."he muttered.

Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and skirt on chairwoman. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knickers as hers had a big maw in.

"No brasier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice firm titties, quite delightful."

"And kinky knickers, thee could gve her one thrugh t'hole wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.

Eli smiled"Reet young girl hop up on desk and lets have a look, best driblet drawers so's we can get a close up."

Eileen gulped but she dropped her knickers to floor and hopped up on desk in just her smart total darkness shoes and white ankle joint socks.

"Ee, tha'looks mavin,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in presence he reached down his trousers and aimed hs swelling shaft somewhere more comfortable.

Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite delectable, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."

"No,"Eileen replied, none too certainly if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.

"Quite splendid, somewhat bushy and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped near and ran his fngers up her privileged thighs,"And so soft."

Eileen felt awkward, legs spread wi her whatsits on appearance and a bloke fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very excited and wet at the thought though.

"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the forefinger fngers of both hands inside her eased her lower lips apart for a better view.

"Out way, let dog see rabbit,"Eli ordered.

Eileen looked on. Eli had took his trousers and trouser off and stood wi only his shirt and sock on, he looked about LXXX but his tool were cock of much vernal bloke.

"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.

"Fear not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"mightiness necessitate a good push brain, thee better brace thee self."

Eileen probably ought to have said no, no way, bugger that for a meadowlark, you can squeeze the job, o summat but the mentation of all that satisfying meat going inside her turned her head and she gripped edge of desk firm like and spread her legs as far apart as they would go.

The tip of Eli's cock rubbed up Eileens inner thigh sending shake of expectation coursing through her vena, it touched her lips and tentatively and sensitively ventured inside. Through the narrows where her muscle relaxed to alow its passageway and on into the caven leading to he womb.

Almost before she realised Eli's hairy genital organ banged her minge and his turncock were rectify up her.

"By ‘ eck lass, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.

"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.

"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.

"No, whay's that ?"she asked.

"Aye its a rare treat, fille love it, apply her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.

"right field ho old-timer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his chic gery face cloth trousers and hung them neatly over a chair back.

Eli grabbed Eileen around the shank and lifted her bodily off of the desk and cock walked her around in a circle so his ass were against desk and her ass fix were exposed set up for Charllie to shove his putz in.

Charlie finished aranging his clothes and smeared his stopcock with olive oil so's he'd slide in a bit comfortable. Even so it were a struggle but his efforts pushed Eileen onto Eli's pecker. Pain and pleasure mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a struggle he were in her and she felt she were being torn in half with two cocks near touching each other inside her.

"It's all very elegant and delightful but I do rather find like a excess member at a funeral,"Razor observed.

"pedestal on a president and let her suck thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a foursome, bit o team building and that."

Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to turn her head right round.

She weren't too sure how to suck dick but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her fount so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a breath when she could.

She was closemouthed to passing out when everything went purple and sparks flew in her brain as she had probably the best orgasm she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.

“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi talent,"Eli suggested.

"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.

"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his turncock back in his pants.

"How do you fancy Buxton Road from Marks and Herbert Spencer to Timothy White River ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a week up social movement or half thee tekkins."

"What ?"Rileen gasped.

"flush spot for whorin'” Buxton road Eli explained.

"I'm not no sporting lady, I'm here for script keeper's job !"Eileen explained.

"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody hell on earth, thee's not bloody due yet and then its next door."

"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley policy Associates."Razor explained,"We offer insurance to street walkers and regulate the industry."

"What MAFIA"Eileen gasped.

No one said anything.

"Grimshaw's office is next doorway lass,"Eli explained,"Best get theeself cleaned up."

Eileen quickly grabbed her clothes and angrily began to dress, she pulled up her knickers so firmly that the hole tore some more.

"Wash thee face in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And gargle, thee's got spunk on thee chin."

Eileen was mortified, she nearly went place but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.

She washed as dependable she could and dutifully knocked on the right door bang on ten o'clock.

"cum in,"Eli said cheerily.

She went in, Eli was sitting behind another expectant reddish brown desk, this time her were on hs own."facial expression have I got job or not ?"she asked.

"Can I fuck thee through hole in thee's knickerbockers w out thee having to throw away'em ?"Eli asked.

"How should I have intercourse ?"Eileen demanded.

"Shall us try ?"he asked.

"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me sheepskin in maths and that."

"fountainhead see I want's a bit on't incline, not flashy so every bugger is always tryin'to fuck her all't time,"Eli explained,"but willing and."

"I'll stop thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't side, I's got me future to intend on, Scripture keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."

"Reet, well thee can have book keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.

"And when I get's caught out and up duff ?"Eli enquired.

"I know's a woman as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't prime o'me life and me wife havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."

"I want's it in writin'mind,"Eileen insisted.

"And I want's to mystify me sashay through hole in thee bloomers and ass thee."Eli replied.

"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.

Eli quickly scribbled a job pass. Eileen read it and smiled. Success. She had her job and pretty soon she would have Eli's turncock up her again.

"What if me Dad chucks me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.

"Thee'll have to sleep along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.

"Then best see if thee can get thee shaft through gob in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.

As it happened they couldn't fit his cock through hole so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to preserve her reserve and then they managed it.

And three clock time more afore dinner Alexander Bell sounded.

As Alexander Graham Bell sounded Eileen rushed household to state her Mam what had happened.

Grinshaws van were outside and van man were inside. Her mam were bent over scullery table wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.

"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was gong back on't plot ?"

"I ent but he got lovely wild blue yonder centre,"she said wistfully.

"And tw and tanner,"Van number one wood said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'house as thee were his new bit on't side."

"sodomist me, thee as bit on't face, what's populace comin'to, is ‘ ee screen or summat ?"her mam ventured.

"Nah envious sodomite is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his fucking,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."

Eileen smiled, no more kipping in unmarried bed wi her three sisters, or wanking wi open fireplace skirmish, she had fallen on her groundwork wi out a dubiousness .