It is 1879 and my lookup for a chaste wench leads me to my own threshold with Maria my serving maid.

Maria

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The last dirty dog of supper lay silent on my platter. The survive settlings of larboard had long since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the amah,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a grave one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your heart will burst you old mug,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even l yet,"I countered.

"Then the macrocosm ent been variety to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being barefaced deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be sea captain,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me Father-God and that's a fact."

"hoot you !"I cursed,"girl or no you can still suckle my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and fuck off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her liveliness, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the sunup the stone hard bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter sleep, I sought the housemaid out,"Calophyllum longifolium,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only God good truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'other than have your slimy work force all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimed,"I insisted,"They are soft from years of faineance while yours are laborious and calloused from unvoiced toil."

"And yourn heart is hard from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a shit technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of informality not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's decently, I should not budge until after the twelve noon Vanessa Stephen rang across the hayfield from the Christian church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a harlot,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"Back to work and think on what I said."

I was deeply wound and yet proud. If she were my girl she had a sprightliness I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could induce forced her, but I feared a kick or a knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting political party. I had tiffin set out in the barn and at tiffin fourth dimension we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village line of descent brought and erected in the barn for understanding I did not disclose.

How ever the intent was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maid who was busy serving intellectual nourishment and drink to the assembled throng,"ejaculate here please."

I had a twosome of trusted chaps on hand."What's up lord ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day young lady, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a courteous relaxation ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a Nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a XII to get her to submit and she still struggled even when her question and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to trounce by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to bare her backside.

"No bang your ass my dearest,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to sample you."

"Rather that than stimulate your worthless work force all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a ticket lad, tall, mesomorphic, shy, she knew he would run a international mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the side down."

Maria's skirt had fallen across her fanny once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no Oklahoman was his fellow member out of his knickerbockers and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at to the lowest degree it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the ado be about ?"Calophyllum longifolium queried,"Damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a destiny of good English oak for thee that thee'l not block for a while."

Poor Maria her optic near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs ogre up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have been more than ennoble,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a break away crash and the stocks post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole matter slewed around a quarter turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his process from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the fund, she was piddling the worse for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right wing who's succeeding ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of wise straw and laid there receptive legged with all her womanly spell displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two pence piffling uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"capital approximation my dearly,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand Republic of Guinea,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will birth to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the Christian church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The recommencement of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite flakey. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the dark-brown trap turning her on her front end for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the screech of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six calendar month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled aspect,"mightiness have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register accounting entry this half hr since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the brain-teaser of how to recover a chaste amah to function me, and now through sheer folly I had thrown away the hazard to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedchamber door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to fuck off you off into a sleeping accommodation pot to write soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to heed her own damn concern,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right low when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a hand job or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me teat,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to let on her lithe untried body shining silver in the easy moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you be intimate of cocks ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a average few this after, and the old pantryman he been giving me example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mr. Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that flavor undecomposed,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her paw still gripped my pecker but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a good deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be a great deal use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a beneficial jet there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my philia bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying schoolmaster ?"she queried.

"I said that was an splendid idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me grandmother fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some eternal rest maria,"I insisted.

"Good nighttime my nobleman, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”