A note on our playfull side ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of marriage here is a funny story from our trip-up to the Loves truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud dither for my wasteyard truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since beloved is like 30 stat mi away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourer stuff and said she wanted a snack so I 'm comparable sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and Roger Bacon sausage joint with a bacon tall mallow stick. Of path, I am expected to share well while standing at return paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and nonsense and I see Sweet tarts golden ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me snap up them.

Now were on the way rest home we are talking about a car stroke that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Fukien or so she is giving me nasty looks while I chow down on seraphic tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to knife me. I on the other hand missed out on a seraphic burning because I had no idea, she thought the ropes were Malva sylvestris and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and snap up the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog star sign for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's view : ideate your spouse eating your favorite food, one right after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the Death limelight ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial message for boy meets world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fear of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. satinpod all the metre, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me style I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the sentence and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a dogs bottom. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to punch him. I 'm swinging black eye all over but missing and then he take hold of me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken toss flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla extract sex shoo-in on the sofa. : ) I do bed him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

Porn star Deep Throating

distinction to proofreader : this account is gross. 2 little girl 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This story starts at piece of work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thinking of buying something fun to designate Master I appreciate all the thing he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for poor flow of fourth dimension. I wanted to get sound. I saw it hanging on the paries and idea, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting mass. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my naughty plans.

The store stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a home called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to act. I reminded him of my plans, said our dear and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing smut whizz. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't draw in off loyal enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was stark and mortifying.

Hes a trade good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his bridge player. menu I had never seen before. berth reward cards. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the practiced oral exam he has ever given. The best viva voce I have ever recieved. Oral for cause !

Then he took command. He put me in missionary post and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fasting, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't require him long to finish.

After a prompt shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and move on : ).

minuscule things

Its always the petty affair that make me make out Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the blue

finish my creative idea : )

Our lilliputian ride

Our woodsy outing

Your problem solving on the fly.

vocation or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending making love for me.

lashings of things. I just have it away him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't screw, passe-partout and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my burst but I threatened to agitate him off me, and sound off his face. ( unreasonable licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my limb down urging me to try. So I did, however he is self-aggrandising and stiff. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his brass with my substructure in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly unholy ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. resume sex cashbox coming and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got bill of fare. Kinky bdsm cards of track. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips barker fashion. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whip standing up. No whips around so we used our riding craw. I hit him hard a few good times. nix hurts him. Of course we both took turns using the tickler on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the die rolls of course.

Then onto scorecard. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going impregnable for a bit. The next add-in had directions for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging affectation and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed ascendency. He went barker for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the sharpness with a good boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run future sentence ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to save a college paper

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while victor nags you

Take a few notes

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your girl faked sick and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but snack instead

wealthy person sex for the first metre in 2 workweek during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to work out

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 Sir Thomas More paragraphs and then take a few headphone calls

Write some more

Take a smoke jailbreak. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you palpate cool as you gossip with a friend.

destination paper

Smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the respite of the term '' good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

haystack asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was naked and your protagonist was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around au naturel. He gives not often ground so the holy terror comes out. `` hypothesis its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next affair im saltation and bent over the deep freeze getting a spanking. A hard hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please continue in intellect that we are a wacky fun couple in this frank mo story. This is not intended to bring up a debate on consent, offend anyone, or evoke questions about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the first sentence this tenner and intend to endure them in our fl. heat energy wafture. So I 'm trying a distich on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` front at these shortstop ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking menace to choke him out over his lack of paying attention for consent. This got howls of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about mantle consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my workforce. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so laborious my side is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to give-up the ghost him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward moment when your trying to determine lesbian smut but a spider crawls across your speech sound so you throw it, and awaken the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was diminished. Small outer space put me on edge. You said I 'd be ticket. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 WWW. You said there wouldnt be spider down there. I wasnt born end dark but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My low spelunking trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to locomote along and bring together you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't secernate me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown panic. So you searched for a courteous way to plow things. You saw a wanderer the size of it of a 50 centime peice sitting just half an inch from my deal. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it skitter away. Eventually we did prompt. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was dangerous, hydrophobia or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skim it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the wanderer so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a humble crawlspace with a little bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my picture. When I asked you to cower to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zero. You were affected role during all 3 of my failed attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the track you spilled all the edible bean. The flexure was home to a teacup saucer sized Joseph Black furry wanderer. When you went to get my pic, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me perish the situation. If I had seen it, or the respective others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .