Back in the nineteenth C when men were men and cleaning lady wore long skirt and no knickers ...

It was later one afternoon when father called me into his study.

"King James I my boy,"he said ominously,"Have you given any retainer to the issue of marriage yet ?"

"No father"I admitted,"I have another year studying at Oxford before I even think of dalliances."

"Its all very well playing the field when you're a pup,"he explained,"But for propriety."

"I am afraid I am too meddling studying to meet the field father,"I exclaimed. Sometimes I wondered how I could possibly be related to my father so peculiar were his views.

"well self abuse then, sure as lot you will go blind."he added.

"Father there is no radio link betwixt testicles and eyeballs save for the commonly used reflection"Balls"I explained but his brain, always supposing he possessed one was too feeble to comprehend.

"Well your mother has arranged for Lucida to persist for the weekend, you do recollect Lucinda do you not ?"he enquired.

How could I block, Lucinda a evil tomboy who regularly beat me up when we played as children. A dominating self opinionated demon who reportedy enjoyed lasciviousness with her female classmates to such excess that even the Cheltenham girs schooltime was forced to expell her.

"Oh yes, I remember Lucinda,"I agreed.

"Excellent,"He agreed,"You do think of, well your mother sees her as an admirable match for you."he said jovially.

"And do I have any say in this ?"I asked.

"As long as it is a yes,"he laughed.

Lucinda arrived not an 60 minutes later, even more ego important and domineering than hitherto and in her lead a sweet slender affair,"Miss Pattimore, I call her Pat,"Lucinda laughed,"Come let us explore the bed room."and she whisked Pat away.

Pat seemed somewhat devoid of enthusiasm. I wondered about her.

I left a decent interval and went upstairs myself. I knocked on their bedroom room access. There was no response so I entered.

Lucinda was on the bed, one-half naked her breast hanging unloosen and her doll up while to my utter amazement Pat was kneeling between Lucinda 's thighs with her whole fist and office of her forearm deep inside Lucinda's distended womb entry.

'' My god, you 're, '' I stammered.

'' Lovers. yes, '' Lucinda agreed, `` Do n't look so surprise. ``

"I am just slightly shocked that you did n't decamp the door, '' I declared, and I added `` May I join in ?"as I bolted the doorway as they should throw done.

"Out !"Lucinda cried, though she was somewhat hampered in her alternative by Pat's hand oceanic abyss inside her.

"I don't believe I've had the pleasure,"I observed and I lifted the kneeling Pat's wench revealing her stocking tops and soft pale garden pink buttocks with no Pantaloon or anything to hide her delights, a tight brown bud and a glistening slot.

"Stop !"Pat cried but it was too late as I loosened and dropped my knickers and grasped her firmly around the waist.

"Oh turn back your dissent girl, clearly you are just a common whore now brace yourself,"I advised as I guided my member towards that tight round bud.

moderation was infrequent at Cambridge University, every spare penny I had I invested and only some of it did I invest on playing poker, leaving none what so ever for booze or whoring.

Her bud was so ask over and as she pleasured Lucinda I pressed my member firmly against it, but it would not soften. Three times she resisted me but then her gleaming of moist one-armed bandit distracted me, why not use the sweet soft yielding womb orifice rather than shinny to force an entry to her tight brownish anal retentive passage.

So the die was cast and I changed tacking and slid easily into her flabby knock tunnel until she was royally skewered on my member. She protested my initial intromission with a yelp but in all honesty I believed it just a token protest and not a serious objection.

Her part welcomed me, moist and will I would let said, and anyway I reasoned that as she was a whore being paid by Lucinda so her every part should take in been useable for use.

My balls slapped against her as I pistoned my well lead member abstruse inside her then pulled back to plunge deep inside her again and again pleasuring her immensely as far as I could tell.

I worked my deal to her breasts and cupped them and tweaked her teats as I plowed her and as is the way all too soon my prison term was come, my bolt shooting and the moment over.

"I must say Lucinda your whore provdes a most acceptable fuck."I thought praise was appropriate at this juncture having dodged a few shillings whore's fees as I thought.

"I'm not a whore,"Pat bridled.

"No Jesse James, she is my friend, in fact I am her chaperone !"Lucinda laughed excitedly,"So what do you think of my King James I ?"she asked.

"I think he is an insufferable oaf !"Pat declared.

"But how does he be intimate my darling ?"Lucinda enquired.

"How should I know, I have nothing with which to compare him relieve a broom handle,"she answered.

"Good lord was I your first ?"I asked.

"Of course !"she replied.

"No ‘ Of class'about it, you were fucking Lucinda as I came in, you looked every inch a whore so how the devil am I supposed to acknowledge,"I fumed,"Am I supposed to ask every bird ‘ Are you pure'before I pleasure them ?"

"No but a bye your leave would be a sound starting point,"Lucinda opined.

"If bloke had to ask a bye your leave every time he fancied a lick the unit of humanity would die out in a rash of virginity,"I opined.

"Oh lord there is gunk running out of me,"Pat declared.

"Of course there is you idiot I just fucked you !"I snapped.

"I say,"a gruff vocalism enquired,"Who has been fucking whom ?"

"Tis I father, fucking Lucinda's whore."I announced.

"You bloody fritter she is not a whore but Arbuthnot Pattimore's daughter, inheritor to his destiny,"he declared.

"Awfully sorry,"I exclaimed,"I'll ask properly next time.

"What following time ?"Miss Pattimore snarled, which I admit annoyed me, as she was wiping Lucinda's succus from her fist while dabbing her lower sass with the other paw at one and the Saami time.

"Am I that repulsive ?"I asked.

"Yes,"she said rather impulsively,"I shall have you tried for this."

If she had not been sitting on the edge of the bed dabbing herself as she spoke, her sex clearly on view and quite enthralling, her words may have had their in demand outcome.

As it was with breech cast aside and extremity once again rampant I merely asked,"May I ?"as I lunged at her brushing her manus away and unerringly spearing her sex once more.

"Is he always this passionate ?"misfire Pattimore asked in blow revulsion and an air of exasperation as I speared her..

"Not with me,"Lucinda admitted,"I thought he got his relief from early gentleman. '' she laughed

"I'm not a sodomite,"I insisted,"But I can not believe miss Pattimore has not been reamed with the farthest regularity,"I ventured.

"With a brush hold yes but not a man's matter,"Lucinda insisted and added,"You do take care most peculiar intertwined like that."

young lady Pattimore groaned,"Oh Lucy I am on fire,"she said,"Please forgive me,"and she kissed me passionately on the neck.

"Oh god its disgusting you two playing at lovers when you only met an hour ago,"Lucinda protested as she rose to leave,"If you want me I'll be in the garden."

Her going opened the doorway and suddenly we were surrounded by voyeurs."Unhand her you brute,"soul cried and something hit the back of my head forcing me deeply into Miss Pattimore which in twist made her cry out in pleasure.

"He forced me mama !"she exclaimed.

"So why are you smiling and gasping in X ?"an elderly gentleman enquired,"And you boy, you had better gain her an crack and anathemise spry if you want to survive the end of today."

"founder !"Miss Pattimore insisted,"I don't even know him."

"Well he certainly knows you in a scriptural common sense !"my don interjected misjudging the temper of the tack together multitude as per usual and so he alone ended laughing at his feeble joke.

I own I was enjoying our flirt to some overindulgence, my putz sliding so smoothly in her well lube pickle, the tip of my peter just nudging the neck of her uterus at each thrust exciting me to the maximum until my psyche exploded and my come burst forth once more in a torrent to flood her parts.

"darn you all,"Miss Pattimore exclaimed,"You know I want to be a missionary, how can I be a missionary if I'm with baby ?"

I looked unit of ammunition as I wiped my stopcock."Did you plan this ?"I demanded.

My Church Father grinned like the idiot he was.

"You planned this ?"Mr Pattimore interjected,"By promised land sir I'll have you Shirley Temple balled from every nightclub in London for this !"and he grabbed father by the throat.

"plosive speech sound them !"Lucinda cried.

"Ha,"I snorted,"Let them fight,"and I took missy Pattimore's hired man and knelt before her,"Will you have me ?"

"I just did,"she giggled,"Oh I suppose so, if only to keep Mama well-chosen, my name is Camilla by the way."

"James,"I said,"Pleased to assemble you."

We watched our respective forefather 's sapless attempts to harm each other until our respective female parent pulled them apart and then we went to my elbow room to spill the beans. Fortunately we found plenty to tattle about before she expressed a desire to inspect my member and having inspected it she kissed it and with it back to full phase of the moon extension she insisted I speared her anew.

I for my share wished to explore her breasts and I marvelled at the way her teats rose when I kissed them and the mildness of her skin.

'' James, '' she said, `` I own you are often nicer than my hired man brush, do you think you can love me ? ``

'' I do belive that I do already, '' I admitted.

So we were wed, a big ceremonial occasion in the church building near where she lived, her father found us a very dainty theatre near the university and at the reception in the parish hall my female parent gave me the near present on all.

"James,"she said,"See that fine upstanding chap in the dark suit with the woman in the ridiculous hat ?"

I looked, he looked familliar, she continued,"He's your real father, he used to be our estate foreman, very cunning, very pinnace, nothing like the idiot I married."

I stared, suddenly it all made a lot of signified."And my brothers ?"I asked.

She smiled,"Forbes the hostler and Jameson the under Butler if I remember correctly, there have been so many you understand, and your Father of the Church prefers gentlemen anyway so it suit of clothes us both very well, it why I was so proud of to see you enjoying yourself with love Camilla."

A cracking weightiness fell from my shoulder joint, that fear that I should sire stupid boy the like of miniature reading of father destined to miscarry at every challenge in life history and evidence thorough disappointments was lifted in a mo, and the last obstacle to shop and joyous sexual relation with Camilla was dispelled.

Sadly Lucinda was left outcast. She had lost her hard worker but I fancied it would not be long before she found another girl but a very farsighted clock time before she found a man with a desire for a domineering powerful woman to completely crush his look. Perhaps you are that special one ? For my role I do believe that I had the most fortunate of dodging .