“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his eldest daughter as he got ready to set off for his shift in't milling machinery,"promptitude that's what's wanted."

"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to worry about her audience for book keepers job at Grimshaws.

She weren't prettiest of jeune fille, her hairsbreadth were mousey, her tits weren't nothing special and she hadn't never had a right boyfriend, but that ‘ ent to say she were no Virgo, oh no, the fireplace brush grip had seen to that on Sir Thomas More than one occasion though her kept that to herself.

She dressed sensitive, that is to say in her proficient clothes bought special for aunt Maud's funeral six month since, grey skirt and whiten open neck shirt with a nigrify jacket.

"Remember you want's rule book custodian job, yer not a fancy woman,"her Dad warned when she undid two buttons not one.

"Yes our Dad,"she replied.

"Eee, I can hardly believe it me slight girl all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth metre he's wore a pencil eraser when he scewed her female parent against Abbotoire road railroad line bridgework nigh on 20 days afore.

"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Raleigh Elswick Special push bike out of parlor set to set off down route towards t'mill.

poor Eileen were in a rightfulness state, wi next to no brass coming in the unscathed family needed her to get job. butterfly in her pot weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty meat and the unit damned lot had hatched as flies.

She decided a walk would do her good, rhythm by gas deeds, down past where langley Engineering used to be afore them went broke, down by Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still close on twenty dollar bill minutes early when she got to Grimshaw's office on Guisley Road.

"promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courage and pulled the Bell cord. It were broke so she banged the door. null. So she opened it.

"Yes ?"some sour faced cow asked.

"I come for't job,"she ventured.

"wellspring thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the cleaning woman sighed,"Upstairs, third gear on rightfulness and knock and wait to be asked in."

"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the polished marble floor with"Grimshaws,"laid out in black on Edward White background, the posh burnt sienna desk and matching chairs and that in reception room, and at the classy stairway wi pictures of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their great bushy beards, except the ladies of course.

She knocked timidly then again hard enough to hurt her knuckles.

"By ‘ eck give us a minute you'll have door off hinge,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.

"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.

"About bloody meter, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.

"What ?"Emily demanded.

"Get thee kit off, thee won't have nothing we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.

Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.

"Look"Emily ventured.

"Does thee want job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't sod off and stop wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.

"We have a sealed standard to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner accent,"It's not a big issue surely ?"

"I never stripped before three blokes before,"Eileen admitted.

"I'll help thee if thee likes,"Charlie offered.

Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could take passed for 80 with his bushy beard, Razor was younger, 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh courtship, off the peg Marks and Herbert Spencer not cobbled together in some back street sudor workshop, while Charlie was quite a hunk.

Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her body looking on as she started to unmake her buttons.

"Bloody strip down not do a bloody striptease artist,"Eli cussed,"Can't get staff can't even get applicants."he muttered.

Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and wench on chair. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knickers as hers had a big hole in.

"No Brazier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice firm titties, quite delightful."

"And kinky drawers, thee could gve her one thrugh t'muddle wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.

Eli smiled"Reet lass hop up on desk and LET have a tone, best cliff knickers so's we can get a conclusion up."

Eileen gulped but she dropped her bloomers to base and hopped up on desk in just her smarting fateful brake shoe and white ankle joint socks.

"Ee, tha'looks champion,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in straw man he reached down his trouser and aimed hs swelling cock somewhere more comfortable.

Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite scrumptious, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."

"No,"Eileen replied, none too certainly if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.

"Quite splendid, somewhat bushy and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped close-fitting and ran his fngers up her inner thighs,"And so soft."

Eileen felt awkward, stage spread wi her whatsits on display and a lad fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very unrestrained and wet at the persuasion though.

"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the index fngers of both hired hand inside her eased her lower lip apart for a better view.

"Out way, let dog see rabbit,"Eli ordered.

Eileen looked on. Eli had took his pant and pant off and stood wi only his shirt and socks on, he looked about eighty but his cock were cock of much untested bloke.

"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.

"Fear not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"Might need a beneficial pushing creative thinker, thee better brace thee self."

Eileen probably ought to have said no, no way, bugger that for a escapade, you can stuff the job, o summat but the thought process of all that upstanding meat going inside her turned her drumhead and she gripped edge of desk firm like and spread her peg as far apart as they would go.

The tip of Eli's cock rubbed up Eileens inner thigh sending shivers of anticipation coursing through her vena, it touched her lips and tentatively and sensitively ventured interior. Through the narrows where her muscle relaxed to alow its passageway and on into the caven leading to he womb.

Almost before she realised Eli's hairy privates banged her minge and his peter were justly up her.

"By ‘ eck young girl, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.

"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.

"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.

"No, whay's that ?"she asked.

"Aye its a rarified treat, girls love it, sacrifice her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.

"right wing ho gaffer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his smartness gery washrag trousers and cling them neatly over a chair back.

Eli grabbed Eileen around the waist and lifted her bodily off of the desk and cock walked her around in a circle so his ass were against desk and her ass hole were exposed ready for Charllie to shove his peter in.

Charlie finished aranging his clothes and smeared his peter with European olive tree oil so's he'd coast in a bit easy. Even so it were a struggle but his efforts pushed Eileen onto Eli's cock. Pain and pleasure mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a battle he were in her and she felt she were being torn in half with two putz near touching each other inside her.

"It's all very elegant and delicious but I do rather feel like a free member at a funeral,"Razor observed.

"Stand on a professorship and let her suck thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a foursome, bit o team edifice and that."

Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to wrench her question right round.

She weren't too sure how to give suck cock but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her face so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a intimation when she could.

She was close to passing out when everything went purple and sparks flew in her brain as she had probably the proficient orgasm she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.

“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi endowment,"Eli suggested.

"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.

"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his prick back in his pants.

"How do you fancy Buxton route from Marks and Spencer to Timothy Whites ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a workweek up presence or one-half thee tekkins."

"What ?"Rileen gasped.

"prime spot for whorin'” Buxton route Eli explained.

"I'm not no whore, I'm here for book keeper's job !"Eileen explained.

"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody hell, thee's not damn due yet and then its next door."

"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley indemnity Associates."Razor explained,"We offer insurance to street Alice Malsenior Walker and regulate the industry."

"What MAFIA"Eileen gasped.

No one said anything.

"Grimshaw's office is following door lass,"Eli explained,"Best get theeself cleaned up."

Eileen quickly grabbed her wearing apparel and angrily began to garb, she pulled up her drawers so firmly that the hole tore some more.

"race thee face in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And gargle, thee's got spunk on thee chin."

Eileen was mortified, she nearly went home but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.

She washed as dear she could and dutifully knocked on the right room access bang on ten o'clock.

"come in,"Eli said cheerily.

She went in, Eli was sitting behind another large reddish brown desk, this time her were on hs own."Look have I got job or not ?"she asked.

"Can I have it away thee through yap in thee's knickers w out thee having to drop'em ?"Eli asked.

"How should I jazz ?"Eileen demanded.

"Shall us try ?"he asked.

"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me diploma in mathematics and that."

"Well see I want's a bit on't face, not flashy so every sod is always tryin'to be intimate her all't prison term,"Eli explained,"but leave and."

"I'll stop thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't slope, I's got me future to think on, Book keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."

"Reet, well thee can have book keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.

"And when I get's caught out and up plum duff ?"Eli enquired.

"I know's a charwoman as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't prime o'me life-time and me married woman havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."

"I want's it in writin'judgment,"Eileen insisted.

"And I want's to stick me strut through hole in thee knickers and fuck thee."Eli replied.

"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.

Eli quickly scribbled a job offer. Eileen read it and smiled. Success. She had her job and pretty soon she would have Eli's cock up her again.

"What if me Dad chucks me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.

"Thee'll have to kip along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.

"Then best see if thee can get thee stopcock through maw in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.

As it happened they couldn't fit his cock through hole so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to preserve her modesty and then they managed it.

And three times more afore dinner Alexander Bell sounded.

As bell sounded Eileen rushed home to tell her Mam what had happened.

Grinshaws van were outside and van man were inside. Her mam were bent over scullery hold over wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.

"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was chime back on't game ?"

"I ent but he got lovely racy center,"she said wistfully.

"And tw and sixpence,"Van driver said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'house as thee were his new bit on't side."

"Bugger me, thee as bit on't face, what's creation comin'to, is ‘ ee subterfuge or summat ?"her mam ventured.

"Nah jealous bugger is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his fucking,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."

Eileen smiled, no more kipping in 1 bed wi her three sisters, or wanking wi open fireplace brush, she had fallen on her pes wi out a doubt .