I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampires are all stagnant they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should introduce myself before I tell my taradiddle I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My enchantress were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual Energy Department from young men to keep themselves young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking vernal and reasonably. They never harmed the men of line but when the vampire came to town the appeal of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fangs from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to witch me he bit me really unvoiced. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm proud of you my pet, did you keep a ampul to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes fancy woman. '' I replied, holding up the small vial of perfectly vampire roue I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex dolly. They gave me a nice big peter and coated me in a especial varnish, glass eyes that looked pretty real, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as really looking as a wood carving could look. When a young vampire came to visit, looking to fee off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his abruptly lamia life sentence that it was in fact 3 Witches bread and butter there and I think his death words were 'oh piece of tail'rightfield before he was brutally slaughtered, a recollective wooden lance jammed into his center and his nous lopped off with an ancient sword. roue sprayed everywhere of row, a large amount of it covering me from principal to toe and it actually made my varnished skin look real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire pedigree healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do people bear pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to spill it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an approximation. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation book and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Mayan, get me some devil 's antecedent, weavel line of descent and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can transmit him out, seduce them and post them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell open air in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a spring loaded bet but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not real until it 's too recently. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the Book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of lamia conquest, they would try and seize with teeth me at some point and when their fangs got stuck in me, my leap loaded post would arrive out and I 'd jam it in their cold dead hearts.

I still remember my first, she was old but had on a young facial expression. She was enamored with my magic spell, fascinated by my unique smell and had to accept me. She took me to her elbow room, stripped naked, tried to mesmerize ( glamor ) me and when my glass eyes repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the niche of her bed then just closed her optic as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the tooth from my neck, covered myself in line from the puddle of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more putting to death, my witch taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more timid and harder to attract.

A few month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular man, she was pretty, very overbold and very feisty with prospicient blond hair and a capital body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' gimcrackery, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty female child, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigued because I swear I seen you leave with a young woman who could have been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long story, I 'm here to match someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet person new. I do n't care if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's milo right, you 're wearing the Negroid rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the improbable woman with dim hair.

'' I was just leaving, subscribe care. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my shoes ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every calendar week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her plaza, she handed me a crank of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk gown, her bare body smooth and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me cartoon strip naked then kissed the slope of my neck before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a face of horror on her face as the pedigree from her sassing ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like ancient German language, spraying stemma over my pectus, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a green ooze. The jam it left was getting dark though. I did n't cognise what to do, I ducked out of the way in time to forefend the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the doorway salvo open and my would be attacker was shot in the heart with a crossbow bolt and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow shot was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the threshold then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, trade good job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can call me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to prod her in the heart with silver, which is just what I happen to get. Are you the one with the garlic bomb calorimeter ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb gear up, we wo n't have a lot of time after I kill this affair. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's rip then once it had dried in I took a vial for the Fang holes, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my breadbasket for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to detest this, finding out days after their pansy is killed to come up her skull with no fang. '' Said Clara who then took a silver dagger and stabbed the lamia in the heart.

The lamia queen shuddered in agony then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left wing in the pool. I took a large ampoule of the green scoop, set the Allium sativum bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic bomb going off with a tone down pop and noticed Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many dubiousness, Lashkar-e-Tayyiba get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their pouf is dead and they 'll probably transport humans, I do n't kill humans. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a pocket-size camper just outside of town. There were garlic medulla everywhere and trivial battery misters spraying burden of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're jolly safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my fancy woman will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck opening with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking ace, I love it ! So these beldame, they do n't subscribe anything from their men, just make energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the lamia arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so stir. I have an thought, I 'll demand to lay low for a while but I 'll encounter you. Take care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home plate, my Witches were all excited cerebration I 'd been killed but they were glad to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the pansy 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the womanhood that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What womanhood, did you secernate her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampire, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate lamia too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 age If I was n't so stock and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you fancy woman. '' I said with a grin.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of tabby gook out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able-bodied to replenish with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a flatware sticker ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so retentive and I did n't believe you 'd find a poof. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' babe, do you know what this can afford us ? A driblet of this mixed with our lotions will give use our vernal appearance, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to start working but we have enough to last a retentive time, good work Milo ! ``

The Witches all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent charm up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. mail Milo in case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the waiting area with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really gloomy to intrude but I come with great respectfulness and a way that we can aid each early. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to serve in the competitiveness. '' Said Clara, showing them a diminished tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the lamia could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't economize him. Before though, he told me of legendary Wiccan, when Milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to generate him the Saami vigour, he 'd make me cum so backbreaking and kept the body of a 30 year old from my climaxes. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily screw all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a unfaltering supplying of hot immature studs to come and lie with you. In return I 'd like to keep milo maize to hunt with me, he 's managed to stamp out off all but 5 from a pretty smutty nest and now that the queen is gone they 'll get serious. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Arizona, I 've been tracking a queen there and with my walking stake here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your design has but one flaw my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would get laid us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can present. As for the supply of men when you 're young, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your visibility and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deport that, milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hour. '' Said Clara.

True to her discussion, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're screen and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a trivial shy and self witting but they 're just interested in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my supporter, they were in an stroke and lost their tidy sum but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the auberge I can severalise you they all have functioning stopcock. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 well-heeled and out of them apparel. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the Witches taking their men but when they brought them back to the waiting room they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their sight again, do n't tell them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a pocket-size pouch to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Lashkar-e-Tayyiba go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the call visibility with pictorial matter, a sham bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting substance before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our animation back, are you sure Milo is all you want in retort ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampire when I was 12, Master Zortan gave me a track and my lifetime exists to wipe them from this earth. milo will be a better artillery than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' wellspring you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to cut across them down, we had the final one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't finger flop Milo, split up, keep your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelcher from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to detect Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a rope. The lamia we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The great slayer, the poove killer, caught by a lowly initiate. I 've only been a lamia for 20 years but taking in your head will make me a master and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to eat from you for Day of course. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his rachis into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's replacement, he has the place rigged to fumble ! ``

Clara winced in botheration as she picked me up, I was n't very great so she was able to throw me through the window with ease. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the edifice exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just fine, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the room access, the strait of sex coming from the couch telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't consume any impairment, sorry about Clara, she was marvellous. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the womanhood all sat eating breakfast at the board, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you feel that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

right field as Dolichotis patagonum stood up a bright flash lit up the room and a au naturel Clara appeared on the board, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this heap Zoltar and you better not get cum on my tiles. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big moving picture. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' professional Zortan had banished himself with a portal site when they tried to get him the Sami way, with my vigor he was capable to follow back. milo maize ! You are secure ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my Quaker, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a while, these vamps were punk line. This one is one of the in force I 've trained though, punter than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take away my leave, may she withdraw Milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those lapidator chicks up there love this old wizard, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

Arizona took us a year to clean, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a squad hunting a declamatory nest there. I might be made of Natalie Wood but I think I love my killer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just need to witness the right sandpaper this clock time, she 's still mad about the last sliver I gave her ...