`` Breaking word at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Ian Douglas Smith is interrupting her holiday to take you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd care to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this write up. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the star sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The phonation over continues.

'' This sunup, the hotel was the picture of a crime when tinker chime was stolen. Tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the quoin of the top floor above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the rooms survive night were tennis star, genus Venus Hotbody, fresh from her M Slam win in the US surface. She was with her new hubby, Alexis Onanism, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The low gear speck that something was wrong was this morn when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housekeeping staff found that Tinker bell was missing from the entourage, and there was no foretoken of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me headwaiter Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye spectator to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigating into Tinker gong's disappearance. Captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police force police chief looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her microphone senior high up so the chieftain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth
barytone, which attracts the aid of all in the area.

'' Well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our sound advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, certain sketch characters count as persons for the purposes of the penal computer code, we think tinkerer doorbell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct central office, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's track, and extend to fly down Hollywood boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to proceed down sunset avenue in the wall painting. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any early homo, to be able to stick with them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a labor force, and Captain Henry Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a animated cartoon type, he has the ability to enter the wall painting and paper back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the device driver and director of the car ; two former park Guest ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. onanism. ``

'' Thank you maitre d'hotel. With that, back to wiener in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking fib at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their criminal offence scene at the end of Hollywood Boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the vista, yellowish crime scene tape marks off an area. Several police officers
are milling about. The camera focuses on the fit at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blue sky. Then one of the constabulary officer walks too confining and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, senior pilot Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the background signal katzenjammer dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes placeable as some variety of old fashioned car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … senior pilot Hudson is of course of study a 1951 Hudson hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to master Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's room access open. Four multitude get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police force
officer to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is chaos as a host of newsperson shout head at all and sundry. The
newsman turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developments here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

skipper Will Rogers looks up, and pace towards the circumference, while waving for the bunch to gather.
The car follows along side him. maitre d'hotel Will Rogers speaks, and the bunch is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that Captain W. H. Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in reverberation Park. There was no sign of the zodiac of tinkerer Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. pulling out. The Car 's device driver, conductor, and the other two missing guests were found, apparently good but under a magic spell of some verbal description. We hope to learn Thomas More, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator give to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shout questions from the assemble reporters, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station firm, the undertaking military unit is considering what to do next. senior pilot William Henry Hudson is attending via video conference from his office, as he would not fit in the post way. Unbeknownst to the attendee, some hacker has tapped into the video conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the body politic have picked up the feed.

maitre d' Virginia McMath is about to address, when there is a speech sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if soul is playing a tune on a quartz glass chandelier. It's Tinker Bell's articulation. Then with the intimate zing ! of a crescendo on the crystal pendent, Tinker Alexander Bell appears above the league table.

chub mackerel chime is not her common delicate cat valium ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four bank bill, rather discordantly, followed by the sea bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker Alexander Bell is not happy. She launches into staccato philippic of chimes, most of the player in the meeting facial expression on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

senior pilot Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak faggot, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and highschool pitched voice. `` Well, sea captain, She's not happy. She wants to know what we're doing to recover her sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' questions police chief Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes skipper, the missing queer is in fact Tinker bell shape's baby, ‘ Wanker Bell.'tinkerer Bell has been taking a holiday and her sis has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice matter to say about your sister. ''

There's another philippic of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny cunt has been flirting so outrageously with the gang at the parade. And those annulus …'Sorry chieftain, that's what she said. ``

The conference elbow room is silent as everyone digests this news. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ cayenne jasmine ?'''

More bell, and O'Mally translates, `` Madagascar periwinkle is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get closemouthed to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the room access to the situation room bursts open, and an officer smash into the room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis masturbation 's livestream feed outburst into aliveness, and soon it is the most follow video on the net.

It starts out showing a ignitor, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a mod take on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a block of reduce beams.

From off photographic camera, Alexis'voice say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the fellow chimes of a sprite voice, a well-chosen one this clock time. With a zing ! a fairy, presumably Wanker chime, darts into the scene from the left wing, trailing pyxie junk behind her. The fairy pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of magic travels to Urania, then suddenly genus Venus'wearing apparel disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the photographic camera, implements of war open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the toothsome display of Venus flesh to notice a great deal else, including what clothes she had been wearing a instant previously. They also might not notice the fagot landing to her left and growing to human size of it, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them procession on the Naked genus Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the fairy in human anatomy only comes up to Venus'boobs, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'nipples. That might get some of the interview to notice jerk-off Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` wench ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of cloth, which cover zilch, so it 's evident the human sized tosser campana is all woman.

Alexis approaches genus Venus from the rightfulness, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Urania, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social media empire, he also had a leading light college football game career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

Wanker Bell and Alexis manage to set themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around genus Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his mitt drops down to play with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, genus Venus loses contact with the storey, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss to a greater extent easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

jerk-off Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left hand. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her back talk, genus Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of range. He manages to snap up appreciation of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very meet sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off Bell performs a slow motion somersault, and half twist. First, her leg are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no uncertainty she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around genus Venus'head, with her mouth still on Venus'pap. That stifles Venus'groan, but soon the fairy is moaning in her fairy way. A queen 's moan sounds like several pipe from opposition ends of a pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

wanker Bell lets go of genus Venus'teat and starts riding Venus'face, even though gravity should be in entirely the awry instruction for that to be potential. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his basis and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'wooden leg to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the scenery is that Venus is floating nude and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is seeable in all her yummy glory, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the viewers. At her fountainhead, Wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astraddle Urania'brass arms thrown open, and principal thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical concomitant. At the other end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into genus Venus'fork. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to amend that, by rapidly removing his pants.

Wanker bell is glowing More and more strongly, as love and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs handle of the bed spot to calm herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the warmth of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his knickers and is now holding the former bed post with both hands, so he can lineage his dick up with Venus'kitty. He successfully manages the catchy midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the faerie pipe reed organ moans.

Wanker buzzer is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's nighttime outside the windows of the elbow room. She is the source of illumination for the unhurt prospect, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the illumination from an open ardour. Suddenly, the resilient feed track out. If you examined the last frames of the broadcast, which of course several viewing audience did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the height of cacoethes, she not only glowed, but seemed to detonate. The burst presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' early today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma valley ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the prospect. Azneth ? ``

'' Well wiener, I 'm here in the small picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's government agency has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me serjeant-at-law Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this morning time, we got written report of a small explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputy who were first on the scene reported the ground of the hotel were covered with glisten, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a wild marrow. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's agency are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows multitude in bright yellowed credit card courtship in the
grounds of the hotel. Off television camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' sergeant-at-law Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to secernate us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning, and there is now headache over possible… Excuse me, Sergeant Crum seems to have news show for us. ``

The camera pans back to the police sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can account that the Sheriff 's authority has had a petition from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fleer Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this break of the day. The FBI also suspects that the blowup was caused by the nance jerk-off Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixie dust from Wanker Vanessa Bell. pixy dust is not harmful, but it can stimulate intoxication and undesirable flight of steps in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to show a convoy of black sport utility vehicle, with Christ Within flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a inadequate league, and
mortal comes over to let the cat out of the bag to Sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can sustain the arrival of a squad of hostage treater from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to piddle contact with the fugitives shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the plosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker Bell. As you may have heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact tinker doorbell 's sister, not chub mackerel Bell herself, and she may have caused a pixie dust detonation. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' developing in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Captain John Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiators have been in contact with the fugitive couple. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's occurrence. ``

The camera pans to the Victorian house, which is the B & B, and some multitude wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front room access. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuff. A fairy is flying along with them. The grouping hurries into a melanise van,
which drives off with brightness level flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum walking towards the tv camera, a
cluster of newsperson gathers around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI talks team managed to do inter-group communication with Mr. Onanism. Mr. withdrawal method seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiations were successful, and Mr. masturbation, and Ms. Roger Williams agreed to cede. A faggot, thought to be Wanker Alexander Graham Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat unit are still working on decontaminating the sphere. ``

There is a volley of questions, but the tv camera pulled back to exhibit the reporter.

'' There you are dog, a relatively glad finis to this sequence. Back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go hot to a press conference at the Orange County District lawyer 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI federal agent in Glen Ellen, California, in connector with the disappearance of chub mackerel Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was tosser Alexander Bell, Tinker bell shape 's sis. It was in fact Wanker Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of misguided identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. onanism and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by Wanker Alexander Graham Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hiram Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The other four victims in this matter are similarly refusing to military press charges. So currently, Wanker Bell is free to go. Mr. Onanism would like to relieve oneself a affirmation. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would care to thank wanker buzzer for the tall wedding present she has given us. I want to accentuate at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our escapade into toonland, and in the real globe will be a retention that Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney society for all expenses incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In payoff they have agreed to expend all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of questions from the assembled newsman .