I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' billystick. Hey, billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't get along in here Jack. Just stay put outside, delight. ``

Please ? billystick never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on billystick 's porch, not sure what to do. We could get wind Billy muttering something but it made no sensation.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't dismiss a crash. billystick is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh squat. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breather, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.

billy club lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie truncheon from the chair. That must feature been the crash, the chair tipping over. But nightstick, our bud, oh man. nightstick just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' billy goat, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if billy did n't believe us because it might be punishing to take us serious when we could n't block off snickering while we said it.

Billy had no fuzz. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on Billy any more. And we had to hold back looking at him because every sentence one of us did it ruined any attempt to take it seriously, because Billy 's Lucille Ball were regal, I mean undimmed purple but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's dick looked like a barber terminal, red and white chevron from the base of operations to the tip and the tip was brilliantly red and his shaft was all stiff because of some halo at the al-Qaida of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na stamp out those bitches. I 'm gon na find oneself her and her sister and cut them up in little composition and kill them. ``

Oh poop, Nadine and her sis Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost bid baton had taken our advice and left town after the divorcement. For almost a twelvemonth now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten fish in her car and sign of the zodiac. She broke his windows, he poured thirty gallon of sewerage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each early. Oh man, this was really bad. billy club could be seriously beggarly if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's sot daddy went after Billy when they were in the eighth grade. He was a big man, and a meanspirited drunk. He must possess outweighed Billy by l lb. Billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his clapper. Nadine 's daddy left town when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with Billy again and Nadine was in love.

nightstick is a good automobile mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high school school Billy married Nadine and went to work. baton worked hard to dedicate Nadine anything she wanted and after their little girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so grueling Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to he-goat he told her he had to make for for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to empathize that truncheon was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance Hall with her sister. Trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit raging. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and trip the light fantastic and chat up as long as she did n't love some former man.

Billy had worked some extra time to buy Nadine the new big screen door tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the family his wife was n't home. The baby-sitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. billy goat drove to the dance antechamber. The timing was just plain wrong. billy goat saw some guy dancing with his wife, his hands all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. billystick walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single Son to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to halt but he got in his truck and beat back off. He did n't come home for three daytime and after that he still would n't utter to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't descend home until almost ten every Night and went straight to bed. After a pair of month of that Nadine was going crazy.

shot it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. baton came home one night and Nadine and the baby were gone. Billy never said a thing, just got up and went to work, seven twenty-four hours a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming baton committed fornication. She had a composition signed by some womanhood saying she and nightstick had been screwing for four calendar month. nightstick said nothing and did nothing so when it went to the judge. He read all the theme, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this poop true Billy ? ''. Billy took tutelage of the Book of Judges cars and the judge liked him. Billy just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't intend so but since you have no proof and I have a signed composition ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

billystick ended up with nothing, except workplace. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every sentence she did something to stimulate truncheon angry he just waited a piece and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to stay out of their short war but Cheryl kept filing ailment and truncheon just said nothing.

But now billystick was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a trivial scare away. We think he-goat snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his star sign. I told Tom to roll on over to Cheryl 's and say the girls they better run and obliterate for a piece because they went too far and nightstick was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. baton went back to work. billy club 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to spite Billy he was going to burn their theatre down with them in it. Since he-goat 's uncle was meaner than billy club they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six days a week now. On Lord's Day he would get in his motortruck and go away. We had no mind where. The three of us tried following him a couple of times but you ca n't catch billystick 's truck on the undecided road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Saturday Night at the dance Charles Martin Hall and on Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and disappear for days at a clock time. The sheriff did talk to billystick and his uncle and his dad but zilch came of it. Two mean solar day later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the baby miss was at nanna 's house. We all wondered if baton had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to block up worrying because Billy was a good boy.

Dominicus morning came. nightstick 's dad called me and said everyone should get a fiddling religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might declare a hundred or so and it was just unembellished packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the biggest grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a gang since the mayors married woman had Gemini in church. The preacher said we had a visitant who had something to say. Never seen the fair sex before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about billy club and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even cognize baton. She said Cheryl paid her a one C bucks to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did secern Billy she was really sorry.

It was quiet down after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sort of groan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sorting of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to check up on them. First thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No admiration they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their chick, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a expert job and it would submit some putz to get them loose. While he was talking both girlfriend started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped material sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a give-and-take. The sermonizer told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about satinpod and trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folk ca n't visualize out how to talk to each early they should detect mortal who can help. Then he told everyone to go on nursing home and the sheriff could find some prick and cut the little girl loose.

billy goat had been standing at the back of the church all this time, as common saying nothing. As folks were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's face. closemouthed matter I 've seen to a grin on billy club. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's house later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at billy club 's nan house with the sister and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's house. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six spectre of red when we showed up at nan. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said nightstick had been using his Sunday to cover down the womanhood who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell the judge the truth. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The jurist told billystick he could possess all three of the charwoman in jail if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the jurist what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what nightstick said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the scream and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more shadowiness of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic buzzers and he put them in situation in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jump and holla. nan finally told us to depart laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. billy club did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a adult female who did n't intrust him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told Billy the india ink the little girl used on him would wear off in a year or two. Once the Word got out about nightstick 's barber pole cock and bright purple balls a lot of girlfriend in the county kept truncheon too interfering to work more than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any more but Tom is actual thrifty not to make up her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little girl is a rattling cutie. billy club comes over a lot to bring down his granny and play with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a piece because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the sermonizer daughter. She 's a salutary woman and easy going. net night she did say she found out where billy got those buzzer .... oh my .