I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampire are all bushed they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should put in myself before I tell my level I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be rattling but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My witch were 800 geezerhood old, they 'd use the intimate energy from untried men to keep themselves Thomas Young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking young and jolly. They never harmed the men of path but when the vampires came to town the appeal of a hot Wiccan wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male person ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fang from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did schoolma'am, he got so mad when he tried to jinx me he bit me really severely. '' I replied with a smile.

'' wellspring I 'm proud of you my pet, did you keep a ampul to fix these jam ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the lowly ampoule of dead vampire blood I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a skillful big turncock and coated me in a special varnish, looking glass eyes that looked pretty real, wired arm so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood carving could bet. When a young vampire came to visit, looking to prey off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire life that it was in fact 3 beldame living there and I think his end words were 'oh fuck'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his spirit and his head lopped off with an ancient sword. Blood sprayed everywhere of course, a with child quantity of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished skin look real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alert ! I 've heard of vampire line healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' fountainhead how often do people suffer pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to shed it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an mind. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the tour she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's root, weavel parentage and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can ship him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our young person back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the magic spell open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a spring pissed stake but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not rattling until it 's too late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the Bible and I woke to my new sprightliness. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and bite me at some breaker point and when their fang got stuck in me, my spring loaded post would come out and I 'd jam it in their inhuman dead hearts.

I still call up my foremost, she was old but had on a young face. She was enamored with my appeal, fascinated by my unique tone and had to birth me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamour ) me and when my glass center repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my bet out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the tooth from my neck opening, covered myself in descent from the puddle of soap that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more kills, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and harder to attract.

A few month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very impertinent and very feisty with long blonde hair's-breadth and a great body.

'' I said, can I buy you a boozing. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty fille, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful charwoman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigued because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could have been my Twin Falls. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a foresighted tale, I 'm here to meet soul. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet someone new. I do n't like if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's milo right wing, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the tall woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, necessitate care. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't wish it here, I think it 's being frequented by Hunter, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd bang that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every week we have to be so timid now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her topographic point, she handed me a glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her raw body smooth and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me funnies naked then kissed the incline of my cervix before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of repulsion on her face as the rakehell from her mouth ran down her body, she yelled out something in a linguistic process that sounded like ancient German, spraying blood over my chest, I quickly sprung my bet and stabbed her. She did n't irrupt like the others though, the bet came out of her covered in a green sludge. The hole it left was getting ignominious though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in time to stave off the axe that her associate swung at me but suddenly the door burst open and my would be attacker was shot in the heart with a crossbow dash and exploded line of descent all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many figure, you can telephone me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to poke her in the affection with silver medal, which is just what I happen to take in. Are you the one with the Allium sativum bomb ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have got a lot of prison term after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's blood then once it had dried in I took a ampoule for the fang holes, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my abdomen for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out Day after their pansy is killed to determine her skull with no Fang. '' Said Clara who then took a Ag obelisk and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire fairy shuddered in excruciation then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left field in the puddle. I took a boastfully vial of the green goop, set the garlic bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic bomb going off with a damp pop and point out Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, lets get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their queen is beat and they 'll probably send out humans, I do n't kill human beings. ``

We got to a bike that sat outside and sped off into the nighttime, stopping at a minuscule motor home just outside of town. There were garlic bulbs everywhere and little battery Mr. spraying kernel of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're fairly dependable in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my schoolmistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't take aim anything from their men, just take in energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an idea, I 'll need to lay low for a spell but I 'll see you. Take care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Wiccan were all delirious thinking I 'd been killed but they were glad to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What fair sex, did you separate her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampire, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampires too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 class If I was n't so tired and old I 'd commence again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you kept woman. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the ampoule of poove goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able-bodied to refill with the vampire 's roue that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver obelisk ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so long and I did n't believe you 'd determine a queen. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you do it what this can apply us ? A drop of this mixed with our lotions will give use our youthful coming into court, we can embark on seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes calendar week to come out working but we have enough to last a long time, good work milo ! ``

The Wiccan all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent enchantment up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send Milo in font it 's a lamia. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to intrude but I come with great respect and a way that we can help each early. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our enchantment ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by original Zortan, he gave me this to aid in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampires could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't bring through him. Before though, he told me of legendary Witches, when milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to give him the like push, he 'd make me cum so hard and kept the body of a 30 year old from my coming. I humbly have a marriage offer for you. I can institute you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a regular supplying of hot Thomas Young studs to come and make love you. In return I 'd like to stay fresh Milo to hound with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty nasty nest and now that the queen is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Grand Canyon State, I 've been tracking a pouf there and with my walking stake here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your architectural plan has but one flaw my earnest, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would have it away us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the provision of men when you 're untried, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your visibility and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can present that, milo maize is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an 60 minutes. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're unsighted and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a slight shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my protagonist, they were in an accident and lost their flock but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some tip in the hostelry I can recite you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' fountainhead, lets get you 3 easy and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the Witches taking their men but when they brought them back to the waiting area they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the well sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so a good deal. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' fountainhead, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll cause their sight again, do n't tell apart them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Dolichotis patagonum quietly, handing a lowly pouch to her.

'' Thank you so a good deal ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Lashkar-e-Toiba go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the forebode visibility with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting messages before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure milo is all you want in regaining ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampires when I was 12, master copy Zortan gave me a path and my life exists to wipe them from this Earth. milo will be a better weapon than my crossbow and dagger and will be Sir Thomas More than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a Creation from you. '' She replied.

'' wellspring you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to chase after them down, we had the stopping point one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial section of the city.

'' This does n't feel right milo maize, split up, keep your receiving set on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic takedown from the radio, a haphazardness they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to find Clara dangling by her leg on the end of a rophy. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The great slayer, the queen killer, caught by a subaltern beginner. I 've only been a vampire for twenty eld but taking in your headspring will form me a victor and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for days of trend. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the wager through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the berth rigged to bungle ! ``

Clara winced in pain as she picked me up, I was n't very grievous so she was capable to throw me through the window with ease. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the edifice exploded, throwing me promote and into the river. Being made of woodwind instrument I floated just OK, I got home a few 60 minutes later, Chloe answered the door, the sounds of sex coming from the sofa telling me they had been making with child use of their app already.

'' well you do n't accept any harm, sorry about Clara, she was marvellous. We 'll regain another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have similitude coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you sense that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

right wing as Mara stood up a promising flash lit up the elbow room and a defenseless Clara appeared on the board, a man was between her wooden leg and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mickle Zoltar and you better not get cum on my tiles. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled java from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the colonnade machine from that Big motion picture. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' sea captain Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the same way, with my energy he was able to make out back. milo maize ! You are prophylactic ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my protagonist, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died days ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a patch, these tease were tough business. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, better than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take my leave, may she aim milo maize ? I 'm going back into exile in AK, those stoner chicks up there love this old wizard, get all the puss I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our spirit back. ``

Arizona took us a class to clean, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to unite a team hunting a expectant nuzzle there. I might be made of Mrs. Henry Wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden pecker she feels that too. I just need to find the proper sandpaper this fourth dimension, she 's still mad about the last splinter I gave her ...