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Here it was almost a month before Christmas Day and I had no spirit at all. Christ, I had always had great Yule spirit loved to give rather than receive. This class I had nada, all my children were scattered, me and the wife had parted shipway not in a salutary way, though we were still married. I figured what the hell, without them it just was n't Christmas or snake pit for that matter a biography, I just wanted to end it, life to me did n't feel worth living anymore, true I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the situation was I a Sir Noel Pierce Coward ? Was I really that fallible ? Huh shot I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a second I really was a coward, not a gun, too gaudy, car ? No too painful and might not act upon too many survived.

I had called all my children but of course they had their own life so were far to occupy to be bothered with their old man. Scheol, I just wanted to wish them well, hoped they had a in force holiday with their families. The last function I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were busy and I really did n't require to subscribe up all their fourth dimension. inferno, I 'd even tried to see my grandson to no avail. So I left the office having already fallen into a late depression.

I walked maybe a mile, had turned off the beaten path finally coming to stop on an old metal bridge. I knew the weewee would sweep my body away as fasting and sullen as it was flowing. Looking around I started to climb up the railing when there was a splashing, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.

'' aid ! supporter ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shoring. A couple of police ship's officer appeared a few second later and took us to a local shelter. There they began to wonder the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the spine calling me a wedge. Ok, that was odd they never left that fast without investigating a lot more than they had.

looking at over at the 50-55 twelvemonth old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``

'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am finely. '' I stared at the old really old underwear that the man was putting back on his body.

'' You 're prosperous he jumped in to make unnecessary you after you fell in. '' Another shelter man who 'd heard the tarradiddle said.

'' Oh, I did n't fall in I jumped in, to spare George here, stopping him from committing felo-de-se '' Clarence said a huge smile on his face.

The protection man stopped a moment shock on his cheek, then opened his back talk to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to entrust suicide here. ``

'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.

'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.

'' Oh, ah heaven ! I 'm his guardian Angel. '' Clarence said.

The shelter man fell out of his professorship a feeling of shock and mental rejection on his face as he quickly fled the scene.

'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to save me ? Seems like it 'd be easier to just pace up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you think ? ``

'' True, true, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``

Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or stay ? ``

'' No George I, I 'm very well. '' He chuckled.

'' That 's another affair how the hell do you cognize my epithet ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some kind of stalker or something ? ``

'' No, I 'm zero like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an saint specifically YOUR guardian angel. ``

Nodding my oral sex this was a bit lots to rent from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't bump your psyche did you ? You need a MD ? ``

'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``

'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``

'' Ah ! Angel bit class, I do n't have me wings yet, I have to realize them. You my good man, are going to help me. '' Clarence replied happily.

'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the awry man. I 'm just a let on down, used up, old man, ai n't trade good for zip much now a sidereal day. If anything I 'd get you an express head trip to the other place. `` Bout the only thing I 'm good for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.

'' Oh, you do n't think that your wife, your children or your Grandchild would be honest off if you were utterly do you ? '' Clarence said a look of repulsion on his face.

'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're in good order it 'd probably be better if I was never born. ``

'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad estimation what do you think ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok George V, ya got your wish, you 've never been born. '' At those words a immense wind blew the door open stirring everything up creating a pickle. `` display off ! '' Clarence shouted.

Getting up I helped Clarence pick up the slew, `` Well I said, I best be going I have a byplay to run. ``

'' I would n't be so sure St. George, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``

'' Sure, '' I said, `` they might be able to get you set up with something at the store. '' I told him.

We walked for a while then entered the building I had my business in. Something was off where were all the offices ? Why was there just a vast room with tiny cubicle in it.

A fair sex walked up to me, `` I 'm gloomy sir but you do not belong here, you 'll have to leave. ``

I looked at the char, `` just who are you ? I own this building and I do n't recall hiring you. ``

'' That 's funny, '' the woman smirked, `` Gospel According to John Homer Thompson owns this building and you most definitely do n't look like him. I am building surety, now you 'll have to leave, this is a erotica editing house and your mien here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The adult female shouted.

'' What ? ! '' I said in disbelief standing there in shock as several expectant men walked up and literally threw us out the door ! Lying on the side walk I brushed my clothes off, stood and walked back in the room access only to come flying back out a second later.

I started to accede a tertiary clock time when the cleaning lady walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your actions have already alerted the local sureness they should be here in a few min, if you 're still here then, you 're going to remand. '' With that she shut the threshold in my face and locked it.

'' That 's my building, '' I said.

'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to force the porn industry out on the outskirts of the metropolis. ``

'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to take the air away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and move. ``

'' No George you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to take off the petition, or carry the fight to the metropolis council George, because you were n't born ! ``

Looking at Clarence I must ingest been thick 'cause I did n't hear a one Son he was saying.

'' No, '' I said, `` It just some form of legerdemain, look here comes Burt one of my Charles Herbert Best friends. ``

Waving down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``

'' Come on Burt terminate playacting you know I live at 21 Sycamore, hail on take me home. ``

'' Yeah, yeah right keep your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police car drawing the officer 's attention and wave at me then doing a crazy sign.

The cab with the 3 of them stopped in battlefront of a broken down condemned house, Saint George ran from the cab in the movement recrudesce door. `` kidskin ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could learn him shouting through out the building. A moment later the police officer pulled up.

'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` causal agent you were never born to hold them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.

'' Yeah, what you got Burt ? '' the police officer said.

'' Not sure Tom, think this guys a addle-head spouting all kinds of stuff, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my life. ``

'' Alright, I 'll turn back it out Burt, '' The officer said.

'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun time to go, this piazza is n't safe been condemned, '' the officeholder told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. follow on out of there before I have to arrest you for trespassing ! ``

I came out not really sure enough what the hell on earth was going on. `` Look Tom, can we go to my mother 's ? She can vouch for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.

'' Sure, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the hospital, you obviously have had some eccentric of head trauma. ``

'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and placate the man.

We drove to the other side of town, downtown I could see that it was almost all porn dramaturgy, Browning automatic rifle, with half of the buildings boarded up and closed, what the hell was going on ? This was one of the most active orbit of the town, but here I saw almost half was closed, was I in the wrong township ?

Finally we stopped in front of a boarding house. Huh ? That was n't redress where was female parent 's house ? Knocking on the door I sighed in rest period when my mother answered the door.

'' Mom, you have to let me in the public has gone loony I ... '' I started

'' mother ? Who are you ? Is this some type of fed up Joke ? I ai n't got any kids my only son died a few long time ago in forepart of the shoal, a drive by. I do n't know you from Adam. '' The annoyed woman said.

'' female parent it 's me George, your son, I was just with your brother 2 hours ago. '' I said.

'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.

'' Why right here, '' I replied.

'' That 's a lie ! My blood brother is in county lock-up for drunk and disorderly deportment. If you want a room it 's money up front line. '' She growled at me, then slammed the door in my brass. I could only digest there my mouthpiece open tactile sensation like an idiot, what in the perdition was up ? I knew a joke like this could be done but not on this scale, and to have my mother involved to this extent ?

I walked to the end of the walk Tom the cop was there, `` Alright buddy you 've had you 're chance, fourth dimension to go in. '' Pulling out a set of bridge player cuffs I watched without moving, 'til he was properly upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprise uppercut I watched him strike then lit out the opposite direction.

Groaning he rose pulling his six-gun, `` stay ! '' I heard him call, then his gun firing over my head. track, twisting turning through every alley way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a matter of fourth dimension before they located me. Finally stopping in a green not far away I waited for night to fall.

Clarence soon appeared. `` You see George ? No one knows you, you were never born to make admirer with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from police academy. ``

'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about people who have this firm of a mind to arrive at people reckon and do thing they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.

Sighing Clarence looked up and shake up his head, `` you really do n't get it do you George IV ? You might not think that you 've done much but each man and woman leaves a mark, a passing if you will upon all those whose lives they touch. I am surprised a man as intelligent as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a wonderful giving to actually see what the mankind would be like without you in it. ``

'' A gift ? '' I stated, `` More like a horrible twisted, mad nightmare. ``

'' No George VI it 's nothing like that you have ... '' Clarence started.

Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his eyes. `` I have to have it away Clarence, I have to sleep together, where 's my married woman, she might detest me but at to the lowest degree she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``

Struggling Clarence tried to break free, `` I 'm not allowed to tell apart ... ''

'' Tell me damn it ! or so help me I 'll fat your lip, '' I threatened.

'' I ca n't George V if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.

'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.

'' She never married she 's an old bitterness woman, she cleans at the infirmary. She 'll be off in an hour ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.

I started running for the other incline of Town I 'd barely create it. I had just got there when I saw some of the staff going, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her aid. Startled, I saw her scare away in the opposite direction.

'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to catch her. `` Jane ! Do n't you know me it 's George V ! ``

I felt a burly arm yank me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the gentlewoman ? '' can a husky voice.

'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my wife ! '' at which point Jane let out a thigh-slapper and passed out.

I lit out of there, the gang was starting to look ugly and they were starting to stare at me. I ran back to the parking area, then kept going before I knew it I was at the same bridge circuit again I could sense the split streaming down my face.

'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you pick up me Clarence ? ! I want to know, I do n't want it to end this way. delight I want to experience ! I want to be ! Please Clarence, please. ``

A second later a car stopped behind me on the bridge, `` George IV ? George ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.

Turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``

'' George III buddy, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.

'' I said g ... wait you called me George ! '' I said suspiciously.

'' Yeah well that 's your figure after all. '' Tom said slowly.

'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.

'' tinker's dam George you ok ? You hit your top dog ? You need a Doctor ? '' Tom asked worry etched on his face.

'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm exquisitely ! as a matter of fact I am better than okay ! ``

'' well I was supposed to tell you that your kids have called Sir Thomas More than a few times about you. Something about you never returned their phone calls. '' Tom advised me.

Thanking him I took off for town, Yes ! This was the town I lived in ! There were thriving business here, no porn houses, no ginmill just the townspeople I remembered.

I was finally back to my building, strangely enough there was a gang in front, that and the fact that they

seemed to be waiting for something or mortal. As I drew closer saw it was far more than my staff, in fact it appeared to be almost every person I knew in the town. Huh, disappear for a fiddling while and they all come out of the Natalie Wood work.

A untested woman I 'd had my eye on for a spell was the first to see me, `` Oh George II ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her arms around me. `` You scared me to death ! I was afraid you were gone for good ! Without me giving you your show. '' Here she slipped my hand into her pants to show she had aught on under her pants. Pressing into my hand I heard her gasp then she pulled back and blinked.

Damn I thought when had she gotten this damn hot for me ? Watching her walk back to the others I could smell her sex juices on my hand. Inhaling the aroma I thought she had an awful nice ass, mother fucker I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to populate now !

That 's when I saw several of the other cleaning woman giving me and my crotch the once over, hell yeah !

My daughter and son came to take me to her house, though I really did n't need to see her I knew my wife would be there. Promising them I would be civil I went and actually enjoyed my self. In the backrest of my mind I knew I had at to the lowest degree 5 other invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a chime ring.

'' granddad, I heard that every sentence a Alexander Graham Bell rings an angel gets it 's wing. '' He said.

Smiling I nodded, `` that 's rightfield, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''