In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it have a sci fi mystery or alien romanticism idea ? after all I am strange ''

My response was :

'' How about pact negotiations between the < insert gens here > alien race and the humans. The final accord has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a homo. For supererogatory degree, tell it from both human and alien points of view.

BTW : This is not an whole archetype idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated drear colour hurt his eyes, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his concern. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing newspaper for reference, the diagram of the extraterrestrial female. If he squinted, you might slip them for rule people, in a dark alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the awry place, and he really did n't require to recall of the subprogram of that porta, just next to their generative orifice.

He turned to his foreman science advisor. `` Are you totally certain this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguistic scientist are positive mr President. They studied the body linguistic communication in minute contingent, it was said as if it were the most rule activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on alive TV, your president and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President of the United States. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked to the highest degree politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't desire to undermine the negotiations, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe unsound, wipe out her ? ``

'' All the data point shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he like canonic amino acids as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even relegate them as mammal if we did n't know they 're alien. They give birth to last young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial dead body hair. Our measurement indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his balls on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing composition has the synopsis of the event. You will participate from inverse sides of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at center stage, and there you will do the carnal knowledge. ``

'' How the netherworld am I supposed to jazz an outlander, her places are not in the right places. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 masking suggestion on how to proceed. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and usage. There is a large quantity of source textile for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly advanced. We can see various agency in which you might be able to checkmate with their chair. We have proffer for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to hire the leading in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can palm it, sir. ``

The president was now questioning why he got into politics in the first place. He could ingest been a simple-minded farmer just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, President of the United States Rowena Powell was having standardized intellection. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most wanted ownership. `` Corinthian and the goop God '' it proclaimed, even above the epithet, `` Amazing '', of the mag. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an oldtimer then. It had sparked a Danton True Young female child interest in science and it had put her on the track which after a brace of strange go brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no mistaking, like the hapless Botax ( the alien admirer in the title chronicle ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % prescribed that this is their usage, they 're not the ooze god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to bechance, madam President '' The alien language had multiple sort, each form was used in a different way to communicate shades of meaning. The sixth chassis was ultra polite, it also conveyed the content, 'if you do n't concur, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The terminology forms the aliens used also made it almost impossible to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth physical body, Rohazee was third, much less formal. If you used the wrong one in the wrong circumstances you could start a war, or unsound. Most of the time they were referred to `` our friends from space '', or just `` champion ''. There were a lot of to a lesser extent civil word of honor for them in common up-to-dateness as well.

'' So how does their anatomy work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a Gorilla gorilla. The head analog is not fully articulated, More of a hump. There are various eyes and a mouthpiece. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for respiration. Respiration and spoken communication uses the buns opening. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good political leader. ``

The science consultant suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male screwing by going down on the female ? Sounds adept to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female person 's sexual organs are also in her mouthpiece. sexual relation is more like French people smooching. There is some acknowledgment to oral sex, that might be Thomas More what you were referring to madam president. Though given the departure in the positions of their mouth and the man vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam chairman. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt naked. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the microscope stage was the unknown president, he did look like a headless humpback gorilla from this angle. Getting finisher she could see that he was hairless, his skin was glum and looked more like a grained leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with much more UV light than earth, a tougher pelt was requisite for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory gibbosity. On their satellite, they were much more heavily shielded against sunshine, with multiple eyelid. To the foreigner, even a well lit TV studio apartment was dark, so all the optic were fully capable, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching aloofness, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The version was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very proud of to touch you madam President. ``

Rowena started her ready speech, `` I 'm delight, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely cushy leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might change her psyche. The hug was very carnal. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the get off coating of fuzz she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a turn on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her oral fissure. Of track, it was also his member and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the foreigner 's former natural language, there were three smaller tongues arrayed around the principal natural language, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The alien reached for her breast, she found herself getting the most fleshly massage. It felt like custody clad in the flaccid calf baseball glove. The extraterrestrial being maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely open of rational thought at that second, but one thought she had was that these noncitizen had a future aid to earth cleaning woman like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The extraterrestrial being kissed down her belly, arriving at her pussy. The stranger 's tongue probed, he was good at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three modest lingua licked at her clitoris and pussy brim. The effect was too a lot for Rowena, she came, her moans became wow and she trashed around on the bed. The extraterrestrial raised his arse high, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very loud wind. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted government agency of alien affairs, Mark John Broadus Watson was a computational linguist. He was part of the team which had built the translator the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concern with is chief, the TV was playing the union of the chair in the background. It was being broadcast around the macrocosm. `` So you know about the various configuration of our friends'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth contour cluster very closely in the output space. That would means Christian Bible in the one-third and fifth material body can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our admirer have noticed themselves. They call them 'third physical body jape'. Something like our puns, but more subtle. The third form tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a twenty percent mannikin word to a third form word in a sentence you can end up with a dirty caper pun. ``

'' That could lay down life unmanageable, can we neuter the topology of the map to increase the separation of the variety ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the production and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by fault. '' They both looked over to the action on the CRT screen .