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Einreb parked his piddling yellow mallet in nominal head of Troll associate'
Lethbridge building in Mahwah and made his way to his cubicle, as he had
done nearly every work day for the past 10 years.

'' Morning Yrral ! '' Einreb said as he passed Yrral Allemoc 's cube at 10 to
9 on a Mon morning.

'' Morning Einreb ! '' Yrral called back.

'' Where 's Gerg ? '' Einreb asked.

'' I do n't know ; he 's going to be late in a minute, '' the knob said.

Sure enough, the receptionist then announced over the PA system,
'' attention please ! The time is now nine o'clock ! ``

Einreb poked his drumhead into Yrral 's regular hexahedron, `` Did n't Gerg say he was going
to a Grateful Dead concert over the weekend ? ``

'' Yeah, I think so, '' Yrral answered.

'' Ah ! He must be out buying a new car again. ``

'' Mmm, '' the boss muttered.

Einreb stopped over at Tnecillim 's cube. `` Hi Tneci ! You got the rampart
textures for Monster Maze for me ? ``

'' Yup ! Here ! '' she answered and handed him a floppy diskette.

Einreb booted up his information processing system and began to merge the artist 's artwork
with his assembly program codification when Evets popped into Einreb 's third power, handing
Einreb a floppy disk saucer. `` Here 's the backcloth midi for the boss fighting. ``

'' Thanks, Evets ! '' Einreb said as Gerg wandered in.

'' Morning everyone ! '' Gerg said.

'' morning time Gerg, '' Yrral answered. `` What happened ? ``

'' Sorry I 'm late. I, er, had an stroke this weekend. ``

'' Hey Gerg ! '' Einreb called out. `` That 's three-for-three now. Three Dead
concerts and three wrecked gondola in the by year. Maybe there 's a pattern
there you can do something about ... ''



'' Shut up ! '' Gerg sneered back.



Einreb loved his job as a computing device game programmer for Troll. Sometimes
he longed to work for a company that citizenry actually heard of, like Atari
or Activision, who made game for the Atari 2600 that mass actually
wanted to buy. Still, he counted himself prosperous to have got been recruited by
round before he even graduated from orange County biotic community College 10
years ago. Though graduating with laurels and on the James Byron Dean 's list did n't
hurt either.

That the receptionist announced the start of oeuvre, breaks, dejeuner, and
end of day, was a joke among the master staff. Still, it was a great
working environment. Most of the times, it was very laid-back. Though
thing heated up as year-end ship-dates approached. Still, writing
computer biz for a living trusted beat cranking out business account and
statistical analysis that was the norm of most software engineer. headhunter
often called him nearly every Night trying to entice him into taking a
higher-paying mainframe COBOL job at UPS, A & P, or BMW. He always politely
refused. `` COBOL ? Ugh ! ``

He and Yrral often played escape Simulator in link up mode during lunch
60 minutes together. And it was a running joke how Gerg Xeurt always wrecked
his cars coming nursing home from Grateful Dead concerts.

organism a Brigham Young grouping, the guys often invited each other to their bachelor
launch pad for parties.

Evets had invited the group to his house one Friday Nox after work for
a little party. Einreb, Yrral, Gerg, Mit, Ycnan, and Tnecillim were all
sitting around Evets'chocolate table one Friday night after work as Evets
came out of his bedroom and lit a joint.

When Einreb 's go came around he said, `` No thanks. ``

'' What ? You do n't party ? '' Gerg asked in shock.

'' I do n't. But it 's okay ; I 'm a Libertarian ! I 've no problem with what
other people do for fun. But I do n't do drugs, myself. ``

'' Oh, come on ! One joint is n't going to offend ! '' Evets insisted.

'' You guys delight ! Do n't beware me ! '' Einreb replied.

As it was, the political party ended early and Einreb headed domicile in his yellowness
bug.

autumn was well under way when Yrral was promoted to marketing analyst,
and Gerg was promoted to negociate the plot evolution group.



The drop-dead ship date was 24 hours away and Einreb still had n't fixed
that bug that the testers had found that caused the knob freak to run
around in circles when he was down to 1 hit point.

The receptionist announced five o'clock over the PA arrangement on Midweek
evening, but Einreb stayed at his desk. Within five minute, the building
was completely empty.

Einreb continued to run compiles and mental test. `` Damn ! ``

5:00 PM quickly ran into 6:00 AM when Einreb finally got the plot done.

Rather than labor household and then beat back back to work again in a few 60 minutes,
Einreb curled up on the floor under his desk and fell asleep.

When Gerg came to Einreb 's cubicle at 4:45 on the following Friday,
Einreb had a bad flavor. Whenever someone got fired from Troll, it was
always at 4:45 on a Friday.

'' Einrneb, '' Gerg started.

'' What, Gerg ? ``

'' I 'm dingy to tell you, but we had a meeting with Yrral and got approval
from Mr. and Mrs. Retcehcs, and have decided that we no longer require your
services. ``

'' What ! '' Einreb said. `` After I just put in a 32 hour day to get that
game done ! ``

'' That has nothing to do with it. ``

'' You 're anathemize right about that, Gerg ! It 's because I wo n't fume drugs
with you ! ``

'' clean and jerk out your desk and come with me, Einreb ! ``

# # #

'' I did n't do it ! '' Einreb pounded on the table in the interrogative way
at the Piscataway police station.

'' We have respective watcher who overheard you make a terrorist threat
this forenoon, '' tec Llemtrac sneered back.

'' It was n't like that ! We all knew that AT & T was handing out the layoff
notices this morning, and we were all making jest about it ; you know,
gallows humor. No one was making any terrorist threats ! ``

'' But you did mention a bomb. ``



'' Well, yes. But they tricked me ! I did n't take in they were steering
the conversation to trick me into using the'b'tidings until the police
showed up at my house ! I was so close to saving the princess in Super
Mario World, too ! ``

'' Why would they do that to you ? ``

'' I explained that to you already ! '' Einreb said through clenched teeth.
'' It 's all because of the hazing ! I told you that after I complained about
the Birthday trouncing to Dref ... ''



'' Who ? '' the detective demanded.

'' Dnanidref. He 's the director of another growth grouping in the
department. I never worked under him, but we were sort of friends. I had
asked him to see if he could do something about the Birthday Beatings. ``

'' Why did n't you ask your own manager ? ``



'' Mij Htims ? He was in on the hazing as must as the rest of the bunch !
They all said they were going to get back at me for asking Dref for
assistant ... ''

The investigator leaned forward and stared into Einreb 's eyes. `` If you 're
making accusations at your handler to get out of this, you 're gon na be in
even prominent trouble ! ``



'' Then give me a lie detector test, that 'll prove I 'm telling the truth ! ``




The detective ignored Einreb 's plea and pressed on. `` Were you ever in
the military ? ``

'' No. ``

'' Do you own any guns ? ``

The detective grilled Einreb on and on and finally left him alone in the
interrogatory elbow room for another half hour, then drove him back to the AT & T
building and turned him over to corporate security.

Lien Tnaf and Adnil Regnettip, the executive management team of the
sectionalisation, were there and slowly read the report handed to him by the
investigator. `` Do you sleep with evacuating the building this morning cost AT & T
over $ 100,000 ? ``

'' You 're blaming me for your paranoia ! `` Einreb asked the courting. `` You
made the decisiveness to void the building, not me ! ``



'' You 're suspended until further observation, '' is all he said in reply.

'' I gave five years of my life to AT & T, Lien ! I deserve better treatment
than this ! ``

The suit turned his spinal column and leftfield, and corporate security escorted
Einreb out.



Einreb cried all through the nighttime. Six bottles worth of Nytol pills
sat, uneaten, in a big pile on his night table. He did n't even get a
luck to say `` bye-bye '' to Airam. Being a shy lone wolf, she was the closest
he had to a best friend, whom he went out to lunch with once a hebdomad or so.
Had she not been married, he often wondered if their friendship could have
turned into something more ...

Eventually, though, affair improved. His dangling ended and he
returned to work at AT & T, but assigned to a different section. well-nigh of
the mass he had known before had been laid off that fateful day. `` just
ejection ! '' he thought of most of them -- though he never got up the courage
to call Airam back again, nor did she ever call him. A few people asked
him if he really did it and what it was like to be arrested, despite
promises from Lein Tnaf that his seclusion would be protected.

He even bumped into his former dominion coach, Yrrab Remmir who
commented, `` As a Christian, I believe AT & T did the ripe affair. Somebody
who ca n't go along with some dewy-eyed office hazing fun without being a
whistle-blower about it deserves to die. ``

Hardened to incorporated life, Einreb continued to do his job. However, he
did n't make it through the next rhythm of layoffs that AT & T held five years
later. Largely, he suspected, because of the lawsuit he had brought
against AT & T for the birthday licking hazing and for his false arrest.

# # #

( Hey ! This is supposed to be a sex taradiddle ! So where 's the frigging
sex ? )

( Just defend on ! It 's coming ! )

# # # #

After being unemployed people for nearly a yr, and beating Metal geared wheel Solid,
and Final fantasy VII and ogdoad, Einreb had found a clerical job at Guardian
living through Kelly Services.

A few weeks earlier, Knarf Ollurec, the department head, offered him the
job immediately at the determination of the audience, and he accepted it.
The two-hour commute to Bethlehem was dread, but at to the lowest degree he was doing
a reverse commute from Piscataway to Pennsylvania along I-78. The dealings
in the opposite direction crawled toward New York in the morning, and
crawled back toward Pennsylvania in the evening, but for Einreb traffic was
light except for the casual big rig pulling out of the hand truck stops that
lined the expressway.

Einreb parked his big White Cadillac DeVille behind the Guardian
construction and headed toward the employee entry. It was a relatively
stress-free clerical job, although it barely paid above minimum wage.

'' Hey '' Nairb called out as their track converged toward the ingress of
the position, `` Nice car ! How 's a clerk afford a Cadillac ? ``

As part of the colonisation accord, Einreb is n't allowed to talk about
his settlement with AT & T ( but Einreb 's friends are : - ), so he just told a
different the true, `` I got a trade good severance package from AT & T. ``

Once inside, Einreb and Nairb went their separate directions as Einreb
settled into his booth for the day.



'' Hey Einreb ! '' Naoj called out from the cubicle across the aisle.



'' What 's up ? '' Einreb asked.



'' How do I get special characters in SPF edit again ? ``



'' Type F P'.' . ``



'' Thanks ! ``



'' No problem. ``

At study, the coder around him had discovered that his 10 years of
mainframe programming experience at AT & T, and 20 twelvemonth programming boilers suit,
came in handy when they needed to know some esoteric contingent about ISPF,
COBOL, PL/1, JCL, VSAM, DB/2 or CICS.



'' Hey Einreb ! '' Rehtse asked while leaning over the cubicle wall from her
cubicle adjacent to his.



'' What 's up, Rehtse ? ``



'' Do you know an easy way to tuck sequence number into a flat file ? ``



'' Sure, you can do that with ISPF. Just edit the file, turn number mode
on, then turn it off again. ``



'' I already tried that. The file is too big for SPF, and I do n't want
COBOL numbering. ``



'' You could always use Syncsort. ``



'' Syncsort ? You ca n't put sequence numbers pool in a file with Syncsort ! ``



'' Sure you can ! I 've done it flock of times to build psychometric test data. ``



'' Then why is n't it in Quick-ref ? ``



'' It 's in Quickref, but Quickref does n't explain clearly how to do it. ``



'' You 're pulling my leg, Einreb. ``



As a salesclerk, Einreb did n't birth a TSO ID. `` Let me sit at your concluding
for a instant, and I 'll register you how. ``



'' I do n't really have time for this, Einreb, '' Rehtse said. `` But courtship
yourself. ``



Einreb sat at Rehtse 's terminal and typed the following JCL into a
member in her JCLLIB PDS :



//SORT EXEC PGM=SYNCSORT, REGION=4M

//SORTLIB DD DSN=SYS1.SORTLIB, DISP=SHR

//SYSOUT DD SYSOUT=*

//SORTIN DD *

/*

//SORTOUT DD DSN=REHTSE01.TEST.SORT,

// DISP= ( NEW, CATLG, DELETE ),

// UNIT=DISK, SPACE= ( CYL, ( 1,1 ), RLSE ),

// DCB= ( RECFM=FB, LRECL=15, BLKSIZE=0 )

//SYSIN DD *

form FIELDS= ( 0001,010, CH, A )

OUTREC FIELDS= ( SEQNUM,5, ZD, START=8, INCR=3,0001,010 )

/*

'' There, '' Einreb said. `` Change the START and INCR values to suit your
needs, put a JOB card on it, put some test information in SORTIN, print the output
data file with a GENER, and run it. ``

Einreb returned to his cube to continue transcribing his minutes from
this sunup 's budget meeting into an e-mail to charge out to all the
managers.

The rest of Einreb 's day was filled by reserving conference way for
upcoming encounter, calling Xerox to request a technician for a combatant
copier, and confirming that the cafeteria will serve up java at tomorrow 's
executive luncheon.

Ever since his rancor bladder surgery a few years back, when he had
medical policy at AT & T, Einreb sometimes has tear of diarrhoea at the
most inconvenient times. Taking Imodium helped when he had plans to do
something on a Sat afternoon, but he did n't need to be drug-addicted on
pharmaceutical to live his day-to-day lifespan. That evening, about a 45
second into his commute, nearly half way abode, Einreb stopped into Truck
Stops of America along I-78 to use the men 's room.

After doing what he had to do, he browsed through the small truckers'
store for a few arcminute. Like a quickie-mart, they sold snacks and soda ash,
but they also sold trucker'log ledger, maps, CB tuner, mud flaps
depicting bare women, and assorted early `` truck '' hooey. He excused
himself past the truck driver browsing around, all big burly guys whom he
would n't want to piss off.

When he arrived home, he was thrilled to have a phone message from a
recruiter who had found his survey on programmingjobs.com.

He called the recruiter back and, about 15 minutes later, had lined up
an interview with Unisys in Trenton the following day for a perm
programming job with benefits.



With his consultation suit still freshly pressed, he called in sick, headed
down Route 1 past the Quakerbridge Mall, and got off north of Trenton.



The HR manager, Nerak Klov, met him in the pressure group and showed him in to a
conference room. She talked briefly about company benefits and such before
leaving to bring in the direction team who would interview him.



The management team filed in and introduced themselves to Einreb. The
managing director was Nylorac Nesredna, and the other members of the team were Ennayd
Yksnad, Ekim Sirrom, and Lav Veyilas.



Nylorac started by asking him what utility program he would use to create a VSAM
file.



'' Everyone knows that ! '' Einreb answered. `` You use IDCAMS. ``



Nylorac laughed and said, `` Not everyone knows that. ``



The proficient questions were pretty basic, but the insistence was building
during his kickoff shot at a programming job in over a year.

'' What is the divergence between a junction and a mating ? '' Ekim asked.

Einreb answered, `` A union takes two unlike tables and connects them
side-by-side, using Key in each of the tables to match up corresponding
rows, to make one wide table. An inner join only returns rows where Florida key
match on both board, but an outer join returns every row of both tables,
even if there 's no matching key on one tabular array. '' He knew his resolution was
somewhat imprecise and there was more to it than that, and he could go on
about left wing and right joins, but he did n't want to realize a mistake and say
something faulty, so he left it at that. Besides, unions and juncture are
really inefficient SQL, and no one hardly ever uses them if they can help
it.

'' And what about a pairing ? '' Ekim persisted.

'' A matrimony takes two tables with like feature and stacks them
to pee one farseeing tabular array. '' Again, he knew the answer was somewhat imprecise.
Most software engineer would create a survey of the tables and create the join or
UNION from the VIEW rather than the mesa itself, but anyone who knew DB2
would know what he meant.

Ekim continued asking about cursors, DML vs. DDL, SPUFI, DCLGEN, and
early aspects of DB2 programming.



Then their focussing changed to CICS query. His creative thinker froze when Ennayd
asked him what TRANID he would use to debug a CICS programme. He knew the
answer. It was on the tip of his natural language. But all he could say was,
'' Sorry, my mind went blank. ``



Still, he knew that he had answered most of the proficient questions
correctly.



The personality questions came next. First came the dreaded, `` Do you
prefer to work alone or in a team ? '' question.



Einreb was a coder through and through. Like any self-respecting
techie oddball, he loved aught better than to be given a set of
necessity, a deadline, and left alone to code. `` I love to work with
hoi polloi, '' he answered. `` I 've worked on large teams, and I 've worked alone.
I work well either way. ``



'' What was your ducky assignment ? ``



That was easy. `` The time I was the hold out remaining coder on a minor
project as a result of downsizing. I was assigned to a manager who knew
niggling about my undertaking, so I met with my drug user, did software sustainment,
ran the daily product cycle, and my desk phone was the help line for the
system. ``



The questioning went on like that for about an hr, then they asked him
if he had any questions.



Of line, he wanted to ask them the really important question, like
how long the workday was, if they can wear jeans to work, and how many
vacation Clarence Shepard Day Jr. they got a twelvemonth. But he knew better. `` What challenges will
I face on this assigning ? '' and `` Have you done a risk of infection analysis for the
body of work, and what eventuality have you identified ? ``



The interview finally ended and they thanked each other for their time.



Einreb started his car and his eyes suddenly brightened. He rolled down
his window and yelled out, `` CEDF ! '' as if the people on the 4th floor of the
distant office building could listen, while drawing curious stares from
passers-by on the sidewalk.



Upon returning domicile, he made a few changes to the thank-you letters he
had already saved in his PC, printed them out, and dropped them in the
mail.



Upon arriving at employment the abide by day, Noaj called over to Einreb from
her cube. `` Hey Einreb, can you occur over for a second ? ``



Thankful to consume a gap from figuring how many beigel he needed to
order from the cafeteria for next week 's department status group meeting, Einreb
across the aisle. `` What 's up, Noaj ? ``

'' My TSO session 's locked up recalling an HSM 'd dataset ! Ever since
background table service re-imaged my PC to XP cobbler's last month, I lost my PA2 key ! They
say you 're trade good at this PC stuff too. Do you know how to get my PA2 key
back ? ``

'' I 'll try. Let me have a seat, '' Einreb said.

Einreb had never used IBM Host On Demand before, and he preferred
Rumba, but he knew that these TN3270 aper all worked much the same.
He clicked on EDIT, then PREFERENCES, then KEYBOARD. ``

'' I tried that, '' Noaj said, `` I do n't see any of the AID keys listed. ``

Einreb clicked on the pearl down menu under CATEGORIES and selected server
mathematical function. He scrolled down the tilt until he found PA1 and highlighted
the row. He pressed ALT and F1 together, but nothing happened. He rubbed
his chin and then clicked on ASSIGN KEY. Again he pressed ALT and F1
together and the key successiveness appeared in the row for PA1. He repeated the
steps for PA2 and PA3.

He clicked on APPLY and ended out of the fare back to Noaj 's TSO
session. Pressing ALT and F2, he broke out of the HSM wait.

'' There ! ALT-F1 is your PA1 key, F2 is PA2, and so on. ``



'' Thanks Einreb ! You 're a life saver ! ``

'' No problem, '' Einreb answered and went back to counting bagels.

# # #

After several mean solar day had passed, he sent an email to Nerak Klov asking her
if they had reached a decision yet.

Her respond the following day was that they had chosen another candidate.

He replied asking her for some feedback why he was passed over, and she
replied again saying that he was n't very strong technically.

'' Damn ! '' Einreb said to his computer. `` I 'm as strong as anyone ! I 'm
just not a proficient salesman. ``

# # #

Several weeks passed without any advance job spark advance when Mit Nahanahs,
his immediate supervisor at Guardian, stopped by his cubicle and asked to
see him privately.

Mit spoke in his compact British capital accent, `` Einreb, we 've had some charge
from the head of alimony about the lav. ``

'' What about the bathrooms ? '' Einreb asked.

'' He says you 've left messes in the bathrooms on two occasions. ``

Einreb thought quick. There had been a few times that his diarrhea
after an periodic heavy luncheon had overwhelmed a pot in the men 's room
and caused it to overflow. But remembering advice that his lawyer gave him
after the settlement of his frame-up by AT & T, he knew the best defense
against almost any accusation was complete denial. `` You 've got the incorrect
guy, Mit. I do n't know anything about any lot in the bathrooms ! ``

'' You were seen by the security measure safety on two occasions leaving the
bath. The cleaning lady complained, and the head of maintenance made a
big stink to Knarf. ``

'' But I do n't know anything about this ! What does the head of
maintenance have against me ? What did I ever do to him ? ``

'' If you were a regular employee, you 'd be able to appeal. But since
you 're a temporary, we have no choice but to let you go. ``

'' What ! You ca n't be sober, Mit ! Over a toilet overflowing ? ``

'' I need your badge, Einreb. Please surveil me out of the edifice. ``

In accession to heavy eating, stress also triggered his complaint. He
pulled into the Bloomsbury truck stop on his way home early that day.
Einreb pondered his predicament while sitting on the throne. `` Could I sue
Guardian for violating the Americans With disablement Act ? I wonder if
lacking a freshness bladder counts as a sound disability. With my luck, I bet
it does n't ! Shit ! ``

On his way out, he stopped at the Burger baron counter and ordered a
burger and fries.

Making his way to the little dining sphere, he took a rear and watched the
big trailer truck effort in and out of the truck stop through the plate drinking glass windowpane
while he ate his hamburger. `` Well, '' he thought to himself, `` I have mountain of
time to wind up playing aura. Maybe I 'll stop at the mall on my way home
and pre-order glory 2. ``

He felt conspicuously out of plaza sitting among the grubby looking
guy rope, presumably all truck drivers. But he kept to himself while he
nibbled on his burger.

'' Hi there, '' a voice came from behind him.

Looking up from his burger, a tall black-market adult female was standing over him
carrying a tray. `` Want some company ? '' she asked.

'' Uhm, for sure, '' Einreb replied, quickly studying the powerful adult female wearing
a gray coverall and backbreaking disgraceful work shoes.

Sitting down, she said, `` I 'm Tamila. ``

'' Einreb, '' Einreb said looking into her eyes and guessing that she was
about his age.

'' Do you love how many trucker it takes to change a sparkle light bulb ? '' she
asked.

'' Uh, '' Einreb stammered. `` No. ``

'' None. They pay lumpers to do it ! '' and let out a giggle.

'' Oh ? '' is all Einreb said.

She leaned forward and whispered, `` Hmm, you 're precious. ``

Einreb gasped, `` Really ? '' He picked a little truck driver slang in the handful
of multiplication he had browsed through the trucker'depot, and wondered if she
was what they called a lot lizard.

'' Yeah, you 're the first guy I seen in here in a long sentence what 's got all
his teeth, '' she whispered and laughed.

That was n't totally on-key, Einreb thought ; well-nigh of the truckers seemed to
be reasonably ordinary bicycle looking guys. Though there was also more than a few
who seemed rather peaked, with a fair share of visibly missing teeth. At
that, Einreb took a finisher look at her. She was fairly attractive, though
not glamourous. And, yes, she had all her teeth, all pearly Elwyn Brooks White. Her
whisker was in cornrows on the top, and hung down all in braids along the side
and back. `` Well, you 're moderately attractive yourself, '' Einreb said.

'' Thanks, '' she said. `` So what you drive ? ``

Einreb leaned back. `` Drive ? Uhm, a Cadillac. Why ? ``

She let out a trashy laugh. `` A Cadillac ? That 's a effective one ! ``

'' What do you labour ? '' he asked.

'' A Volvo, '' she said with a smile.

'' Oh ? '' Einreb remembered considering between the Cadillac, BMW, Benz,
Volvo, and Lexus, when he bought his Cadillac. `` Volvos are really nice. ``

'' Yup ! '' She said, `` The best ! And I only got 185,000 miles on it. ``

'' Oh ? So you 've had it for quite a few days then ! ``

'' Nope ! Bought it brand new last yr, '' she said, beaming with pride.

'' Last yr ? '' Einreb choked back his amazement.

'' Yeah, got an Eaton-Fuller ten-speed and a Cummins 540 ... ''

Einreb was never one to trick out his railway car, and so had no clue what she
was talking about.

'' ... and, '' she reached out and slid her index finger down his script toward
his fingers, `` a twofold slumberer condo upstairs. ``

'' Oh ! '' Einreb stammered, finally catching on.

finish their beefburger, Einreb was frantically trying to think of a way
to get out of there without causing a scene.

'' So, '' she said with a grin, `` your truck or mine ? ``

Einreb, having no truck, said, `` Your Volvo sounds unspoiled. ``

'' Then fare on ! '' She grabbed his arm and practically pulled him through
the truck stop, into a hallway in the rear, past a lounge where truck driver
were watching a big-screen TV, and out into the parking lot in the back,
jammed with 18-wheelers.

She led him to a truck emblazoned with the logo of a gigantic woman
carrying a truck house trailer on her binding like telamon carrying the Earth. The
figure under the logo said, `` Big Mutha trucker. ``

'' Welcome to my home, '' Tamila said upon entering the cab of the truck,
whereupon she wrapped her weapon system around Einreb and slammed her mouth against
his.

Mouth to mouth, Tamila pulled Einreb up into the sleeper spot up above
in the book binding of the cab. A little 9 '' TV hung down from the ceiling facing
the read/write head of the bed.

Einreb did n't recognise where to start. He had never been with such an
aggressive cleaning woman before. And he had never known many dark citizenry, let
alone had had a smutty girlfriend.

'' You 're shy ! '' she suddenly said as they fell into the bed overlooking
the inside of the hand truck cab. `` That makes me so hot ! ``

Before Einreb had a luck to react, she had unzipped her coverall down
to her belly button letting her bulgy breasts wiggle into view. Her teat had
already swollen openhanded than he had ever seen nipples be.

'' Like 'em ? '' she asked.

'' Yeah ! '' Einreb said. `` They do count tasty ! ``

'' Then what you waiting for ? '' She leaned forward pressing him onto his
back and pressing one of her coal-black pap tightly down against his
mouth.

Einreb sucked the huge teat in his back talk for all he was deserving, causing
it to swell even bigger.

A few import later, she lifted her muscular chest up and lowered the
other nipple to his mouth.

By then, she was laying on top of him. After he had teased her early
nipple to swollen proportionality she lifted up and said, `` So, you going to
show me what you got, or what ? ``

He was already harder than he had ever been in a farsighted sentence, and he hoped
she would be impressed, or at least not disappointed. He sat up, pilled
off his shirt, kicked his shoes off, unbuckled his belt and started to pull up
his dock-walloper down.

'' Hurry up already ! '' she said. With a joke, she added, `` I got to get my
load to Detroit by tomorrow ! ``

Einreb pulled his Dockers off, then she grabbed his BVD 's and finished
the job, letting his member leap to attention before her eyes.

'' Ohhhh ! '' she said with a grin and grabbed his pecker. She stroked it a
few clip, and Einreb felt the pressure edifice quickly. In another
second, he was going to explode into her hand.

She stopped, and kicked her shoes off, letting fall to the level below,
then unzipped her coverall all the way off and tossed it down too.



She swung her naked black consistence onto his, with her ass over his head and
her brain at his genitalia, and settled onto him.

He gasped as she pressed her muff against his mouth, squeezing his head
between her second joint, as she looked up directly into her trench moody opprobrious ass
scissure hovering just above his face. Then he moaned when she plunged his
tool into her mouth. She took it all the way down her throat and began to
sucking on it. Being well primed already, he let go, exploding deep into her
pharynx, with spasm after spasm.

She sucked him dry, then sat up, sitting on his face.

'' Now you eat me ! '' she commanded.

Her soaking puss was pressing down directly against his back talk with the
force-out of the, not inconsequential, replete free weight of her body.

He began to lick slowly, then more forcefully. He was n't a total nerd,
and so knew his way around a woman. He licked up and down her slit, poking
his tongue up into her pussy, then down again to flick her clit.

'' Oh ! Just do that ! '' she moaned.

He flicked her clit a few more times, then drew it into his mouth,
sucking on it like a lollypop. He continued to suck it deeper and deeper,
while flicking, licking, and teasing it with his tongue.

'' Oh yes ! Oh yes ! '' she screamed.

Einreb continued, and was soon honour with her quaking madly while
sitting on his face.

Einreb was about to pass out from holding his breath when she fell
forward again. She lay on him panting for a few moments, then crawled
around on top of him to lay back on him facing him.

'' God ! You know you 're goodness at that ? ``

'' Actually, '' he admitted, `` I 've been told by preceding girl that I 'm
pretty thoroughly at giving point. ``

'' Damn right you are ! ``

Again, she leaned down and began to kiss him once more. They spent a
good five minutes swapping saliva and grapple knife when she lifted her
torso up and make up into a compartment over the bed.

Einreb recognized the little packet as she asked, `` Ready for the grand
finale ? Or do I need to get you hard again ? ``

'' It 's been a while, so I 'm severely again right now. ``

'' So you are, '' she laughed, squeezing his hard cock between her thighs.
'' You want to put it on, or me ? ``

Einreb smiled. `` You can put it on if you want. ``

'' Then hold your breath again, '' she said as she quickly swung her ass
around and sat on his face again.

The intensity of her weight bearing down on his cheek as she unrolled the
rubber onto his putz almost made him come a secondment time before she was
done. Fortunately, she put it on him quickly and lowered herself onto his
lap.

She grabbed his cock and slowly lowered herself onto him, guiding his
member into her kitty-cat as she settled onto his lap.

touch himself deep inside her, he began to thrust into her, lifting
her with each thrust, and even causing the monolithic hand truck to shake with each
thrust.

Once again, she drained him and then fell on top of him. For the third base
time, she planted her lips to his and sucked his tongue into her mouth.
They kissed a little more and then she rested her head on his shoulder.
'' Good night, lover. ``

'' Good night, '' he answered, but she had already fallen asleep on top of
him.

# # #

Einreb awoke to the auditory sensation of trucks idling alfresco. The share about
'' rest two '' was a tad of an exaggeration. Tamila was still lying on top
of him when he awoke.

Tamila let out a oscitancy, kissed him, and leaned up, her ample white meat
jiggling in his face. `` Morning, devotee ! ``

'' Let 's get the inspection out of the way before we go have breakfast,
okeh ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' aid me do my review, and we can take more fun before we go our
separate fashion. Okay ? '' she asked.

'' Okay. ``

She slipped back into her coverall and climbed out of the tractor cab.
'' Check my brake line of credit and the fifth-wheel for me, while I check the back of
the trailer. ``

The truck had 18 roulette wheel, and Einreb had no melodic theme which one was the fifth.
At least, he saw her glance between the rear of the cab and the front of
the trailer at the red, blue, and common coiled cables that connected the
truck together, so he climbed up and looked them over. The honey oil cable system
just pulled out of the plug when he tugged on it, so he plugged it back in
snugly. The red and blue overseas telegram were a small odd ; he managed to twist one
off and realized that they were air hosiery. He wondered why on earth the
trailer had to be connected to the tractor with air hosiery, but he twisted
the connected back on snugly. He did the same with the other, and they
seemed to be connected securely.

Tamila had walked around the poke. `` Start the motortruck for me ? '' she
asked.

Einreb shrugged ; how unmanageable could it be to just start a truck ? His
Beetle had a stick, so he knew how to pop out a standard. But man ! There
were to a greater extent gauges than on a jet aeroplane ! He wondered what the two big knobs
were for -- the red one shaped like a turn back sign, and the yellow diamond ;
they looked pretty important so he figured it was best not to bear on those.
He jiggled the cohere transmutation and wondered what the switch on the knob was
for. He stepped on the Pteridium aquilinum and the clutch and reached around the steering
chromatography column, but could n't notice the key on the pillar. Looking closely, he saw
the key wall hanging from a simple keyhole under the dash. He turned the key,
but it only went one click and would n't go any further. The motortruck did n't
start. And some alarm started buzzing loudly.

Tamila climbed in the passenger side. `` Something awry ? ``

'' looking at, Tamila. I got to tell you something. ``

'' What ? ``

'' I 'm not a truck driver. I just stopped in to the truck stop yesterday
to get a Burger at BK. I have n't a clue about hand truck. ``

'' Oh ? Then what do you do ? ``



'' I 'm a software engineer. ``

'' Yeah ? Where ? ``

'' Well, do you want the totally tale ? ``

'' I 'm all ears, loot ! ``



'' I started at a company called Troll up in Mahwah. I refused to do
drugs at a party at this guy 's house after study, and when he got promoted,
he fired me. ``

'' Shit ! ``

'' Then I worked at AT & T in Piscataway until I complained about some
government agency hazing. ``

'' treble diddlysquat ! ``



'' Then I got a clerical job at Guardian out in Bethlehem ; but I got fired
because I had diarrhea a few calendar week ago, and the cleaning lady complained
about me causing the toilets to run over. ``

'' Man ! talking about a backbreaking luck story ! Hey ! So you know what
discrimination look like now ! ``

'' well, I guess your right wing. I guess I do. ``

'' Going to sue the bastards ? I ai n't no attorney, but what that last-place
society did was definitely against the ADA ! ``

'' Yeah, maybe. But I do n't want to play dupe or sue anyone. I just
want to put it behind me. ``

'' So what you going to do now ? ``

'' I was on my way home to signalize up to amass unemployment, that 's what. ``

'' I got 's a comfortably idea than that ! ``

'' What ? ``

'' ride with me ! ``

'' ride with you ? ``

'' Yeah ! ``

'' You mean, in a truck ? This hand truck ? ``

'' Sure ! quite a little of citizenry team up. Make more money that way ! ``

'' But I do n't have intercourse how to drive a motortruck ! ``

'' Then I 'll teach you. It ai n't hard. '' She paused and added, `` Well,
double-clutching while downshifting 's a beef, but I 'll do all the alley
work until you get good at it. And you do n't got to put up with no
corporate bullshit no more ! C'mon ! ``



'' well, okay. If I can soak my XBOX up to your TV in the back, you got
yourself a partner ! ``

'' Yeehaw ! Let 's sign the trade with a kiss. ``

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