Ai N'T No Fun If My Homie Ca N'T Get None


AI N'T NO FUN ...

'' I 'm just saying, he 's too old for my baby, '' Cecile stated, staring at her outdo friend, Angela.

'' Anastacia is not a baby. She 's 21, for christ 's sake. And so what if he 's a few years older than her. A mature man can help her ... ''

'' Can consider advantage of her .... All my baby knows is fun and her school day work. She 's not into men like that. He 's going to anguish my child ... ''

'' You do n't even know the man ... ''

'' I know men ! '' Cecile stated firmly. `` All of them are just alike. They all think with their dicks and not their warmness. ''
'' That 's not bonny, besides, she just met him ... what ... three week ago when she was home. All they 've been doing is talking on the sound. ``

'' She chases me off the earphone to answer his calls, '' Cecile said, exasperated. `` He 's the first person she talks to in the dayspring, and the lastly at night. ''

Angela chuckled. `` You 're going to have to let go ... cut her navel string one day, Cecile. You should be happy that she 's finally getting a gustatory perception of love. ''

'' That 's not love, '' Cecile snarled. `` That man wants to fuck my baby and then he 's going to forget her eminent and dry. He 's going to anguish my baby 's heart. ''

'' How you know he 's not Mr. right field ? ''

'' Mr. Right Now, '' Cecile scowled.

'' I think you are being too hard on the man. Besides, devote him clip to depict who he really is. If he 's a dog, in clip, it 'll derive out. A dog ca n't obscure forever. ''

'' That 's just it, Angela, we do n't have any time. He wants to take her on a cruise when she comes home plate for summertime severance. ''

'' That 's so nice, '' Angela swooned.

'' She comes nursing home in a hebdomad. ''

'' I know you 're a relate mother, but do n't do anything that will do Anastacia to be mad at you. ''

'' I 'm going to do what I have to do to earn sure enough this dog does n't spite my infant. ``

'' Be careful, Cecile. Very careful. This shit could recoil on your ass and ruin the realtionship you two have. ''

'' This is a full-grown ass man I 'm trying to protect her from. He 's nothing but an old dog trying to take advantage of my baby. And I 'm not going to let that happen ! ''


* * *

'' Coming out to the club ai n't nix like it used to be, bro, '' Jerome said to his younger sidekick, Mikey, as they waited for the parking valet to fetch Jerome 's Maxima. `` I remember when I coulda come to the club and pick, choose and food waste hos. ''

'' You ai n't lying, bro. All I come out for now is to get my drink on and unwind after busting my ass all week, '' Mikey explained.

'' I feel you, '' Jerome said as the gentleman stopped in front of him. He tipped the valet and jumped behind the wheel.

Mikey jumped in the passenger 's rear end. `` That 's why I always pick up one a my lil tricks, get her some Mary Jane, something to eat, and take her to a hotel til I come back from the club. ``

Jerome laughed as he pulled off. `` And what do you do if you find something in the club ? ''

'' Go fuck ! Then go to the hotel and fuck again, '' Mikey stated like it should accept been obvious.

Hieronymus started laughing. `` You always fucking with hos that live with their man. ``

'' Them the best 1. Let mortal else deal with them hos problem. I fuck. That 's what I do. Them some nice hos that I fuck, but hos have too much play when involved in family relationship. ''

'' So, what you saying is that it 's stress spare and less drama when you the other man ? ''

'' Scheol yeah ! See you would n't understand 'cause you have all them hos feeling like you 're their man ... ''

'' But I do n't accept no drama. '' Saint Jerome laughed.

'' See, you be fucking with them good young woman. The professional women. I ai n't gon na lie, bro, you run your hos ... ''

The sound of Jerome 's ringing phone stopped Mikey midspeech. Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus checked his caller ID. `` Anastcia 's mom ! What the ass ? ''

'' Anastacia ? That tall, fine ass chick that plays volleyball for UCON ? The one you met in the club about three weeks ago ? ''

'' Yeah. Wife to be. '' Jerome grinned.

'' What the Scheol you doing with her female parent 's cell earpiece number, bro ? More importantly, what her mother doing calling you at three forty five in the dawn ? plunder cry ? ''

'' Shut up ! '' Saint Jerome said, pressing the green icon. `` Hello ? ''

'' hello ? Where are you ? '' a female spokesperson asked.

It was n't Anastacia for sure. The woman sounded a little aged. `` On my way home ? '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus answered tentatively.

'' I thought you were taking me to get something to eat ? '' she asked, sounding disappointed.

She sounded a minuscule tipsy too.

Jerome stifled a laugh as he looked across to his brother who was making love faces and humping motions in the passenger seat. `` May I ask who you want to speak to ? ''

'' Who is this ? '' she asked, sounding alarmed. `` Is this Jermaine ? ''

'' No, I 'm sorry you must have dialed the wrong issue. ''

'' Who is this ? Your phone number is programmed into my phone, '' she demanded.

'' This is Jerome. I 'm a Friend of Anastacia 's ... ''

'' Anastacia 's friend ? What your figure doing program in my phone ? '' she asked with a footling attitude.

'' Is this her mother ? ''

'' Yes, it is ! ''

'' I met her when she was home three calendar week ago. She had your phone ... I think her earphone had gotten stolen ... ''

'' Oh yeah, I remember now, '' she chuckled, sounding a bit at ease. `` I 'm regretful for calling you at this time of day ... ''

'' That 's quite O.K. ... ''

'' I was trying to call a admirer of mine. He was supposed to select me for something to eat, but he disappeared on my as ... listen to me, I 'm telling you all my concern. alcoholic drink just loosens my lingua. I 'm sorry for calling you. ''

'' That 's hunky-dory. It was nice talking to you, '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus said, chuckling.

'' Please do n't tell Anastacia ... she hates when I go out for drinks. ''

'' It 'll be out picayune secret, '' Jerome said, chuckling.
'' Promise ? '' she cooed.

'' I promise. ''

'' Thank you, '' she said. `` Okay. cause safely. ''

'' You too, '' St. Jerome said. `` Bye. ``

'' Byyyyyye, '' she sang, ending the song.

Mikey laughed. `` That was a booty telephone call. Mama want some. ''

'' You crazy, bro. Besides, her mama do n't know me. ''

'' mamma fine ? '' Mikey asked with a raised brow.

'' I do n't jazz. I 've never met the woman. She sounds aphrodisiac as hellhole, though. ''

'' If her daughter takes after her, she probably is alright, '' Mikey said as he fired up a joint. He hit it and passed it over.

Hieronymus cranked up the volume as he got on I-95 North. He took a hit of the joint and passed it back. `` You know what, I 'm going home. I do n't find like being bothered with none a my hos tonight. She done got me thinking about Anastacia. And this weed only ga constitute me hungry. I 'll drop myself off and you can strike my ride. ''

'' My car already by the hotel. Why ca n't you just drop me off ? '' Mikey asked as he took out a diaper from his wallet. He unrolled it and took out half a blue devil pill and threw it in his mouth. Then he chugged the difference of the H2O that he had brought out of the club.

'' Because I do n't sense like passing house to drop you off. Just drop me and run the car. ''

five-spot minutes later, Jerome pulled in front of their theatre, pressed the button for the service department doorway and hopped out. It was n't until he was inside and on a higher floor getting undressed that he remembered his cubicle phone. He had left it in the Max.

deuce-ace minute later, Mikey stared at his brother 's ringing phone. Anastacia 's mom. What the ass does she want now ? I 'm not answering that darn, he thought as he headed on a collision course for the hotel. The phone stopped ringing, then started up again. Mikey ignored it again. The third time it rung, he answered it. It has to be an emergency. `` Hello ? ''

'' Are you home already, '' the female asked.

'' No ... ''

'' Well why were n't you answering the phone ? You making a prize call or something ? ''

'' No, '' Mikey said, then took a twist on the joint, laughing because she did n't eff it was n't Jerome she was talking to.

'' Are you smoking ? ''

She sounded intrigued rather than repugnant, so he said, `` Mmmm-hmmm. ``

Her phonation became diffused and sounded sexy. `` I called to ask a favor ... ''

'' What kind of party favor ? '' Mikey asked.

'' well my admirer had to run household to his nagging ass married woman, and I 'm hungry. But I do n't want to sit in IHOP by myself, not at this hour. Why do n't you link me ? My treat. ''

'' Which IHOP are you at ? ''
'' I 'm not there yet. I was calling to see if you 'd play me first. ''

'' Which one are you going to ? ''

'' I live in Sawgrass ... there 's one rightfield off of University. ''

'' I know where it is. I 'm about five minutes away. ''

'' Alright. I 'll play you there. What are you driving ? '' she asked.

'' A black Nissan utmost. You ? ''

'' I 'm in a burgundy Jaguar XK. ''

'' Niiiice, '' Mikey sang. `` I 'll be in the parking lot when you get there. ''

'' Do n't fume it all before I get there, '' she purred.

Mikey hung up the phone and laughed. If mama fine, I 'm infernal sure gon na try and have intercourse. Especially if she trying to get her Mary Jane on.

seven-spot minutes later, Mikey watched as the burgundy XK pulled in at the IHOP. She pulled right next to him, shut off the engine and got out. From what he could see over the cap of the car, mum was pretty as fuck. And untried looking. When she walked around the rear of the car and he got a just look at her body, his gumshoe started getting hard. `` hoot, momma mulct as screw ! '' Voluptuous. Now I know why she did n't want to go into IHOP by herself. Anywhere she go, she 'll get all kinds of unwanted attending. Especially in the skirt and top she 's wearing. Her getup was n't revealing or slutty or anything ; it was classy and neat, but emphasized everything she had.

Mikey took a hit and leaned over and opened the passenger door for her. Her smile lit up the interior.

'' Oh that smells wonderful, '' she said as she hopped in and closed the door behind her. `` I have n't smoked since college, '' she said, taking the offered articulatio.

'' I plan on stopping when I get my MBA. '' Mikey chuckled.

She took a longsighted draw.

'' You might desire to take it easy with that, '' Mikey said a second too late.

She started coughing, but she refused to elapse the juncture. She held it as she eyed him over. She took another hit, pulling a little comfortable this time. She kicked off her slingback and wriggle sideways to face him. She caught his eyes locked onto her cleavage and smiled. She brought the junction up to her lips and took another pull. The green goddess had her feeling good. And the wine she had drank earlier had made her extremely horny. She knew she could get any man she wanted, so this was going to be fun. And easy. I 'll expose the dog and save Anastacia from a founder heart.

She ran her fingers playfully over her collarbone, then down between her breasts.

Mikey 's dick stiffened. The blue air pill was in wax effect. Either he was going to fuck mama, or he had to get to the hotel to Shelley Ann. `` So you gon na let me hit that ? '' Mikey asked.

'' You 're not shy at all, are you ? '' She blushed. `` You sure you can treat me ? '' she asked, leaning forward and rubbing the interior of his thigh.

'' I was referring to the stick, but since you brought it up, '' he said, making his dick parachuting in his pants, `` I 'm sure I can handle whatever challenges I 'm presented with. '' Their heart locked. `` My question is, can you ? ''

Her hand slid from his second joint to his throbbing dick. `` Mmmmm, this is nice, '' she swooned.

'' You can take it out to get a better spirit of it. Underneath all this cloth really does n't do it any justice. It really is a body of work of art, '' Mikey boasted.

She accepted his challenge without a consequence 's hesitation. She unzipped his knickers and took it out. Ten column inch of throbbing black meat. `` Oh, God. This is ... we need to go someplace. Anyplace, '' she said as she skinned the prepuce back, leaned over and started kissing and licking his head.

'' Ohhh shittttt ! ! ! Where do you want to go ? '' Mikey barely got out as his heart threatened to roam back into his head.

'' Anywhere, '' she mumbled as she kissed and licked and flicked her tongue around his headland greedily.

Mikey leaned the seat back until he was almost lie in flat. He hit the joint one more time as she got more enthusiastic with her tongue. He knew he was n't going to come from a cock sucking, but it felt too fucking well to terminate her.

He reached over and started caressing her ass. Damn ! Her ass was so voiced, it made him whimper. He wanted to get up in her, but he could n't do that in the upper limit. And he definitely could n't do it in IHOP 's parking lot. He could n't choose her to a hotel, because he did n't have enough cash for that. And he did n't desire to go to her place, because he did n't know if he could do that, nor what her human relationship status was. The just place he could take her is family. `` What about your car ? '' Mikey asked.

She did n't stop over to reply. She flailed her hand as if she did n't care about that.

Fuck it, he thought and fired up the utmost. He positioned his mitt so that he could guide over her as she continued to feverishly work his dick. She was sucking ; he was caressing and fondling her boob, and every part of her that he could touch.

Both of them were making all the appropriate stochasticity as he raced menage.

When he pulled into the garage and close down the engine, she finally raised her head from his lap. She kissed him like a demoniacal cleaning lady. Hungrily. Greedily.

Mikey 's hawkshaw ached to get up in her. `` Let 's go, '' he said as the garage door finished rolling down and the automatic light flicked off. They got out the upper limit, and as he stood at the front waiting for her to do around to him, he really got a unspoiled look at her. She did n't seem a day over thirty five. As Cy Young as he was, he was confident that he was gon na kill her aphrodisiacal old ass with dick.

lustfulness was oozing from her side. She grabbed his hand and pulled him tightly against her soundbox. They were about the same acme, so everything lined up. Their lips smashed against each others. Wisps of pleasurable moans escaped her mouth as their tongues darted back and Forth River in each other 's lip.

Mikey 's hands fumbled with the zip fastener of her skirt. He got it unfastened, then got a house grip on her cheeks. He picked her up as if she weighed naught, spun her around and placed her on the top of the hot hood.

She swooned in surprise, wrapped her sculptured legs around his waist and pulled him right into her so that his dick was rubbing her the right way.

His hands fumbled with her wench until he had it up and out of the way. Both of them fumbled with his whang and pants and underwear until nix was between them except her sodden underwear which she savagely pulled to the side so that his raw head could glide up and down between her pedigree engorged lips.

She was grinding desperately against his hot, throbbing head now. Her pussy was hot and wet and aching to sense that throbbing mass of meat. Gripping his pelvic girdle, she pulled him forward, plunging his rock-hard ten in into her. She shut her oculus and screamed as his tool stretched and filled her to the lip. She had n't felt pain and pleasure like that since she lost her virginity. She was trying to get use to the feeling, but he did n't give her metre. He started moving that big pecker around inside of her. It was hot and tough. Fire coursed through her eubstance. Then there was the additional heating system beneath her ass. She found the more she gyrated her ass up and into his deep punishing strokes, the less she felt the rut beneath her ass.

This was the first-class honours degree woman over thirty that Mikey has ever had the delight of nookie, so he had something to prove. He was fucking her like he had all world riding on his performance. His strokes were bringing out all the seize interference and fuck-faces that he got out of youthful char, so he knew he was beating that pussy up trade good. That was all the boost his ego needed.

He picked her completely up off the hood and slowed down to his terrible winding.

'' Awwwwwww fuuuuuck, baby ! SSS ! ``

'' You like that, '' he asked.

'' Mmmm-hmmmm, '' she mumbled as he guided her hips into a slow up rocking motility that made her clit rub against his muscular pelvis.

She started nibbling his lip. `` Oh God, yeah. That finger good. ''

'' I want you to cum for me before we go inside, '' he muttered against her dessert brim.

'' You do n't have to worry about ... about ... '' Her whimpering got cut short circuit as tiny jolt of lightning struck all through her causing her body to spasm involuntarily. `` 0h God, I 'm cumming. '' Her stride quickened and her integral body vibrated as her sexual climax resonated through her.

Mikey felt near taking her interior. Now he was going to take her upstairs and put a proper screwing on her sexy old ass. He continued stroking her until her orgasm subsided, then he walked toward the door, stirring the pot as he went. He told her to reach behind her and turn the knob. She got the door opened without any problem.

The door opened directly into the kitchen, and as they were passing the icebox, she stopped him. `` Grab something cold to drink. ''

Without losing rhythm, he stopped. She opened the electric refrigerator, leaned in a bit, and pulled out two bottles of water supply. He bumped the door closed and started for the stairs.

Going up the steps was a bit more difficult. Unsteadily, they made their way up bumping into the paries and railing. She was giggling. They slipped and fell. She started laughing, and he covered her mouth quickly as he landed on top of her. Her ramification found their way around his shank and she locked both arms around his cervix. They kissed passionately as he stroked down into her. She started grunting and humping up to suffer his strokes. He felt his head slamming against the gristle at the very back of her pussy. His head felt as if it was curving and going into another portion of her pussy. Each time his head bounced against the gristle, her body convulsed. She bit his tongue as he sped up his thrusts to see if he could get one long convulsion.

He got it as she came a second time right there on the stairway.

Her legs unfolded from around his waist as he withdrew about eight of the ten inches he had inside her, using only two inches to grind around the front circumstances of her sweet slit.

She started humping on it and adjusting her coxa so that she was angled properly. Then she asked for a little Thomas More.

He gave her about an column inch more.

'' Ah, fuck yeah ! rightfield there ! '' she growled as she kept his mushroom head rocking against the spongy area at the top of her pussy. `` have it away ! '' she hissed. `` What are you trying to do to me ? ''

'' What every woman wants a man to do to them : satisfy them ... and then some, '' Mikey replied, turning it up a pass.

'' You ... you sure are doing that, '' she whimpered. `` Ohh God ! This cock too goddamned sweet-flavored ... .ooooooeeeeeee. I 'm coming again, child. screw meeeeeeee ! ''

Mikey readily complied. fuck her and then some.

Once she caught her breathing spell, Mikey decided it was best to learn her into his room before they woke Jerome up.

Hmmm. That would n't be such a bad idea.

He took her into his room and closed his bedroom doorway. She started undressing him as they made their way to the bed. She took heraldic bearing now. She stood him up at the border of the bed and stripped him.

After making him step out of his pants and socks -- his horseshoe had gotten discarded somewhere between the kitchen and the stairs -- she kissed her way up his inner second joint, then sucked and licked their sugared mix of juice of his poke and then moved up his shaft. She pushed him onto the bed, and as she crawled up and over him, she let her hands roam up his muscular thigh, up his washboard stomach, all the way up to his chiseled dresser. She leaned down and kissed him as she mounted that throbbing ten inch of glistening pecker. When she raised up, his lip latched onto her nipple as his handwriting kneaded her breast. She slipped his bulging head between her sodden rim and lowered herself until she was filled to the brim. She positioned her knee on either side of him, leaned back and smiled down at him as she started gyrating her hips. She rode him like only an experienced cleaning woman could. She got so into it that the mattress started sliding off the boxspring.

About four yummy minutes later, she exploded. Again.

Panting and glistening with sweat, she spun around into a blow cowgirl and started riding that clay ten inch again. With his palm tree spanking her ass and his good fingers harrassing her swollen clit, it did n't take but a few minutes for her to build up to another sheet-tugging, earth-shattering orgasm.

She was totally exhausted, now.

Mikey was n't though. He flipped her onto her dorsum and threw her legs over his shoulders. She was too weak to do anything but accept the angelic, punishing strokes that took her to another orgasm.

As she floated down from her orgasmic high, he flipped her onto her stomach. Oh turd ! This my situation right here. Oohhhh shit this ... this Gawddammmn ... this some good cock. Each stroke was replenishing her energy. She got up on her knee, and much to her joy, he pounded her mercilessly until her knees got weakly and she fell flat on her abdomen. He did n't miss a stroke. He fell right on top of her and continued to methodically have it away her toward ecstasy.

It was obvious to her that her pleasure was his joy. She could n't say that for too many men. And he was properly equipped to move over her pleasure. She could n't say that about too many men, either. His dick had every nerve ending in her pussy tingling. It felt too good for her to tell apart him to break off or even slow down, but she was truly afraid to cum again. She did n't have a go at it if she could manage another orgasm without pulling out her own hair's-breadth. And then there was the damn soft sheet. It was like a voiced, smooth tongue on her button helping his stiff peter to coax another orgasm out of her. The imminent coming was too sweet-smelling to avoid or even counter.

piece of ass it ! cock like this is few and far in between. I'ma take all he has to give.

She started throwing her coxa up at him. Enthusiastically. She was determined to take his immature ass with her this time, though. She started working her inner sinew and immediately felt him yeilding to her brawn ascendancy. She started working him over proper. Giving as skillful as she was getting.

A few minutes later, both of them grunting and panting, came to a noisy climax. They moaned and groaned and strained and stroked each other until their orgasms peaked and ebbed. Then they collapsed.

She must have dozed off, because she suddenly found herself blindfolded and tied to the bed with silk standoff. She was n't afraid ; she was tied loosely and could get her men free if she wanted. But, she did n't want to get gratis. The things his mouth and natural language were doing to her felt refreshing and rejuvenating. Before she knew it, she was begging for him to fill her cunt up again with that hunk of throbbing meat.

He obliged her.

This time he was n't fucking her. He was more tender and passionate this time, which was secure. He was giving her the Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde loving. She could n't believe the stamina that he had. She could n't consider that she could come so many meter and still desire more. He gave her all she wanted. He gave her so much, she was afraid for Anastacia. Any man putting this much good loving on one woman would make her go against her own mother for him. This the variety of putz that make a women forsake all others. She admitted to herself that she was already trying to figure out how she could get some more than of his beneficial loving and he was n't even finished with her yet.

nookie ! What the hell have I gotten myself into ?


One week later, Cecile said to her daughter, `` Anastacia, I do n't think you 're thinking this through. He 's too old for you ... ''

'' Where did you get that from ? He 's only a few twelvemonth older than me. He 's not like the guys my age, Mom. He 's mature, '' Anastacia argued.

'' He 's know .... ''

Angela shook her head and came to her expert friend 's assist. `` Anastacia, infant, we 're just concerned that this elderly man is going to offend you ... ''

'' But you two have never met him, so how can y'all justice him ? I tell you what, why do n't I shout out him and let y'all get together him. ''

Cecile looked at Angela as Anastacia pulled out her cell phone. She did n't want to spoil this weekend, but the sooner Anastacia realized that this Jerome is n't cipher but a dog looking to pack reward of her, the better.

Angela looked disturbed as she stared at Cecile. She was n't so sure as shooting about this, either.

Anastacia avoided both their optic as she brought the phone up to her ear. Both women watched in horror as she spoke to Eusebius Hieronymus. Unfortunately, they could only hear one side of the conversation. Both of them prayed that he was busy and could n't lay down it. They listened intently.

'' hi, Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus ... where are you ? '' She nodded, then her face lit up as she smiled. `` Good. Swing by Boca Mall. Me, my mom and godmother are heading to TGIF. Why do n't you get together us ... uh-huh. He 's your blood brother ... of course you can bring him along. The Sir Thomas More the merrier. '' She giggled. `` okey. I ca n't await to see you either. Bye, '' she cooed, blushing as she ended the call. She smiled at her mother and godmother. `` He 's on 95, two exits north of here. He 's bringing his brother. He 's older than me too, but a small finisher to my age, '' she teased.

A few proceedings after they were seated, Anastacia interrupted her mother 's spiel. `` Here they are now ! '' Anastacia bounced up from the booth waving excitedly at the two Pres Young men.

Cecile cast a leery glance at Angela. `` This is going to be awkward. Not to mention ugly. ''

'' severalize me about it, '' Angela mumbled, trying to maintain the nervousness from showing on her face.

Both woman kept grin plastered on their faces as they watched both young men weave their way toward their booth. They did n't fail to detect the heads of other womanhood swivelling to learn the two handsome young men, either.

'' Here comes the Young prick slinger that wants to acquire advantage of my precious baby girlfriend, '' Cecile mumbled under her breath.

Angela grunted in agreement. `` That cock of his is just leading the way over here, '' she mumbled back, then got kicked under the board by Cecile.

'' The one in back flavor just as grave. They 're blood brother, so they 're both probably similarly equipped. ''

'' stop, '' Angela mumbled. `` You trying to get me wet ? '' They both watched as Anastacia hugged and kissed the initiatory Brigham Young man on the cheek. She had an arm around him and turned to them bubbling. `` Micheal, fulfill my female parent and godmother, Cecile and Angela ... ''

Both charwoman 's mouth fell as Mikey looked at them just as shocked. `` This is your female parent ? '' he asked, pointing at Cecile.

'' We look alike, do n't we ? '' Anastacia gushed, leaning into St. Jerome and wrapping her weaponry lovingly around him.

'' And your godmother ? '' Mikey asked for clearing.

Everyone composed themself. Quickly.

Mikey laughed and nodded before answering Anastacia. So I had n't fucked her mother. mom finer than her godmother, though. Mmm-mmm-mmm ! I damn sure want to hit mama now that I done blessed my eyes on her fine ass. tinker's dam !

Mikey snapped out of his musings quickly. `` Like sisters, rather than mother and daughter, '' he said to Anastacia. He turned back to Angela and Cecile. `` It 's a pleasure to encounter you Cecile, '' he said, shaking her hand. He turned to Angela, who was blushing. `` It 's a pleasance to see you again, Angela. And memorise your name. ''

Angela shook his mitt, relieved and slightly embarrassed. `` It 's good to see you again, too, Micheal, '' she said, stressing his name.

'' Mikey ... ''
Anastacia, who had been planting a buss on Saint Jerome 's sassing, turned around and asked, `` You two know each other ? ''

Angela glanced nervously at Cecile, then to Mikey, then back at Anastacia. `` I ... we ... ''

Mikey chuckled. `` We met in IHOP 's parking lot the other night. We were there to get rid of our latterly night cravings, '' Mikey said mischievously. `` Very interest dark, '' he chuckled.

Cecile and Angela nodded and smiled.

'' What a coincidence, '' Anastacia gushed. `` This is Jerome, '' she bubbled, pulling him nigher to her. `` Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus, run into my mother, Cecile, and my godmother, Angela. ``

'' A pleasure to fill you, Cecile, or should I shout you Mom ? '' he said, shaking her prolong script. He held her gaze and smiled.

Cecile chuckled. `` Cecile will do just ticket. I 'm too young and amercement to be anyone 's female parent, '' she joked.

'' You 're correctly about that, '' Mikey agreed, causing Cecile to blush.

Jerome turned to Angela. `` It feels as if I know you already, Angela. I 've heard so very much about you, '' he said, shaking her manpower and giving her a recounting smile.

***

After an entertaining and pleasurable lunch, Angela and Cecile sat in Cecile 's Bourgogne Jaguar XK and watched as Anastacia kissed Jerome on the lips. `` Ai n't no saving her, '' Angela said. `` She 's already in love ... and he probably has n't even put the dick on her yet. And the previous chum seems bland and much more processed than the younger blood brother. If that translates over to the chamber, she 's in for a Hell of a kickshaw. One matter for sure, she 's not going to be shortchanged sexually. ''

Cecile looked over and smiled. `` Well, you experienced the younger brother and he rocked your human beings. I still do n't believe you speak me out of messing with Jerome, but you went ahead and did it ... '' Cecile paused, shook her head and chuckled, `` ... only you ended up seducing the wrong chum. And from the way you described it, it was worth it. And it turned out all practiced in the end. ``

What Angela had n't told Cecile was that she thought they had ran a train on her ass. She still was n't for sure, but before the blindfold, Mikey had fucked her raw dog and came in her ; with the blindfold on, he had made love to her using a condom. The shaft had felt the same -- the bodies, too -- but why would he have decided to enclose up then ? It would have been too late. Mikey was Dr. Jekyl and Saint Jerome was Mr. Hyde.

'' Well the good thing about it is now you do n't have to palpate guilty about pretending to be me, and for fucking your godchild 's man. And you 're liberate to get Sir Thomas More of that young dick that you ca n't discontinue thinking about. ''

'' I have n't thought about that dick since that night. ''

Cecile looked at her and hooted. Then she frilled her lips and asked, `` So what you 're saying is that you 're not going to roll in the hay him again ? Let me hump, now, '' Cecile chimed, pulling out her phone, already scrolling for Jerome 's cell phone number. `` It 's obvious those two can celebrate a secret. Both of them knew what you were trying to do and they probably think, no, now they 're assuming that I was in on it since you had my car and headphone. They could have busted us, but they did n't. Why did n't they ? sole ratiocination I can make out to is so that Mikey could hit that again, '' Cecile said pointing over at Angela 's lap. `` They ai n't sleek down. You neither. You want that young dick again ... ''

'' Okay, damnit ! I 'm not saying I would n't let Mikey hit it again, but I do n't care if you get you a lil taste. In fact, I highly recommend that you get him to take you to his place, blindfold and tie you up to his bed, so you can experience that Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde loving, '' Angela suggested, and laughed.

'' I sure as hell could use some of that, '' Cecile said, resting her cell speech sound in her lap. `` Remember what we use to say in college ... ''

'' ... Ai n't no fun if your young woman ca n't get none, '' they both sang together, then started laughing.


***

Driving out of the parking lot, Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus and Mikey laughed and slapped high-fives. `` That went rather well, '' Hieronymus said.

'' I want to do Cecile, '' Mikey said. `` You saw the way she was looking at me while we ate ? She heard about the dick I put on her girl, you can believe that ! '' Mikey boasted.

'' Yeah, I 'm quite an indisputable she bragged about what happened to her after she woke up rather than what happened before she went to log Z's, '' Jerome chuckled.

'' In your dreams ! '' Mikey said, laughing. `` It would have been nice if it had been Anastacia 's mother, bro ... she 's fine as screw. I 'll marry that cougar. But if it had been Cecile, you would have gotten to fuck mother and daughter. How many people can say they did that ? But do n't vex, Cecile 's going to call in. You better just hope you 're place when I blindfold her sexy ass. ''

Both of them laughed. They stared at each other, then said in unison, `` Ai n't no fun if my bro ca n't get none ! ''



** More Eusebius Hieronymus and Mikey coming soon. Full length novel, `` Bahamain buddy. '' check tuned ... ...
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