Ai N'T No Fun If My Homie Ca N'T Get None
AI N'T NO FUN ...
'' I 'm just saying, he 's too old for my baby, '' Cecile stated, staring at her best booster, Angela.
'' Anastacia is not a baby. She 's 21, for the Nazarene 's sake. And so what if he 's a few yr honest-to-goodness than her. A suppurate man can help her ... ''
'' Can take advantage of her .... All my baby knows is sport and her school work. She 's not into men like that. He 's going to hurt my child ... ''
'' You do n't even know the man ... ''
'' I know men ! '' Cecile stated firmly. `` All of them are just alike. They all think with their dicks and not their bosom. ''
'' That 's not fair, besides, she just met him ... what ... three weeks ago when she was home. All they 've been doing is talking on the phone. ``
'' She chases me off the phone to answer his calls, '' Cecile said, exasperated. `` He 's the first person she talks to in the morning, and the go at night. ''
Angela chuckled. `` You 're going to have to let go ... cut her navel string one day, Cecile. You should be happy that she 's finally getting a predilection of passion. ''
'' That 's not hump, '' Cecile snarled. `` That man wants to bang my child and then he 's going to will her high and dry. He 's going to wound my baby 's pith. ''
'' How you know he 's not Mr. right hand ? ''
'' Mr. Right Now, '' Cecile scowled.
'' I think you are being too hard on the man. Besides, give him prison term to usher who he really is. If he 's a dog, in meter, it 'll make out out. A dog ca n't hide forever. ''
'' That 's just it, Angela, we do n't have any clock time. He wants to take her on a cruise when she comes home for summer prison-breaking. ''
'' That 's so nice, '' Angela swooned.
'' She comes home in a calendar week. ''
'' I know you 're a concerned female parent, but do n't do anything that will induce Anastacia to be mad at you. ''
'' I 'm going to do what I have to do to cause sure this dog does n't offend my sister. ``
'' Be careful, Cecile. Very heedful. This diddley could backfire on your ass and bankrupt the realtionship you two have. ''
'' This is a grown ass man I 'm trying to protect her from. He 's nothing but an old dog trying to acquire advantage of my baby. And I 'm not going to let that bump ! ''
* * *
'' Coming out to the club ai n't nothing like it used to be, bro, '' Jerome said to his untested brother, Mikey, as they waited for the parking valet to bring Jerome 's Maxima. `` I remember when I coulda come to the nightclub and pick, choose and refuse hos. ''
'' You ai n't lying, bro. All I come out for now is to get my drink on and unwind after busting my ass all week, '' Mikey explained.
'' I feel you, '' Jerome said as the man stopped in movement of him. He tipped the valet and jumped behind the wheel.
Mikey jumped in the passenger 's seat. `` That 's why I always pick up one a my lil illusion, get her some smoke, something to eat, and drive her to a hotel til I come back from the baseball club. ``
Jerome laughed as he pulled off. `` And what do you do if you find something in the club ? ''
'' Go fuck ! Then go to the hotel and fuck again, '' Mikey stated like it should induce been obvious.
Jerome started laughing. `` You always fucking with hos that live with their man. ``
'' Them the in effect one. Let someone else deal with them hos job. I fuck. That 's what I do. Them some nice hos that I fuck, but hos have too practically dramatic event when involved in family relationship. ''
'' So, what you saying is that it 's stress free and less dramatic play when you the other man ? ''
'' inferno yeah ! See you would n't understand 'cause you have all them hos feeling like you 're their man ... ''
'' But I do n't consume no drama. '' Jerome laughed.
'' See, you be fucking with them good young woman. The pro charwoman. I ai n't gon na lie, bro, you run your hos ... ''
The sound of Saint Jerome 's ringing earphone stopped Mikey midspeech. Jerome checked his caller ID. `` Anastcia 's mom ! What the fuck ? ''
'' Anastacia ? That tall, fine ass bird that plays volleyball for UCON ? The one you met in the club about three weeks ago ? ''
'' Yeah. Wife to be. '' Saint Jerome grinned.
'' What the pit you doing with her mother 's cell phone number, bro ? More importantly, what her mother doing calling you at three 40 five in the sunup ? loot call ? ''
'' Shut up ! '' Saint Jerome said, pressing the green icon. `` hullo ? ''
'' Hello ? Where are you ? '' a distaff representative asked.
It was n't Anastacia for certainly. The char sounded a little elderly. `` On my way abode ? '' Jerome answered tentatively.
'' I thought you were taking me to get something to eat ? '' she asked, sounding disappointed.
She sounded a lilliputian tipsy too.
Saint Jerome stifled a laugh as he looked across to his comrade who was making lie with faces and humping movement in the passenger seat. `` May I ask who you want to verbalise to ? ''
'' Who is this ? '' she asked, sounding alarmed. `` Is this Jermaine ? ''
'' No, I 'm good-for-nothing you must feature dialed the amiss numeral. ''
'' Who is this ? Your act is programmed into my earphone, '' she demanded.
'' This is Jerome. I 'm a acquaintance of Anastacia 's ... ''
'' Anastacia 's friend ? What your routine doing program in my speech sound ? '' she asked with a little mental attitude.
'' Is this her mother ? ''
'' Yes, it is ! ''
'' I met her when she was home three calendar week ago. She had your phone ... I think her headphone had gotten stolen ... ''
'' Oh yeah, I remember now, '' she chuckled, sounding a bit at informality. `` I 'm drab for calling you at this hour ... ''
'' That 's quite very well ... ''
'' I was trying to call a friend of mine. He was supposed to take me for something to eat, but he disappeared on my as ... listen to me, I 'm telling you all my business. inebriant just loosens my lingua. I 'm sorry for calling you. ''
'' That 's okay. It was nice talking to you, '' Hieronymus said, chuckling.
'' Please do n't tell Anastacia ... she hates when I go out for drinks. ''
'' It 'll be out little secret, '' Jerome said, chuckling.
'' hope ? '' she cooed.
'' I promise. ''
'' Thank you, '' she said. `` Okay. driving force safely. ''
'' You too, '' Saint Jerome said. `` Bye. ``
'' Byyyyyye, '' she sang, ending the call.
Mikey laughed. `` That was a plunder call. mamma want some. ''
'' You crazy, bro. Besides, her mama do n't recognize me. ''
'' Mama amercement ? '' Mikey asked with a raised hilltop.
'' I do n't know. I 've never met the woman. She sounds sexy as hell, though. ''
'' If her daughter takes after her, she probably is fine, '' Mikey said as he fired up a join. He hit it and passed it over.
Jerome cranked up the mass as he got on I-95 North. He took a hit of the joint and passed it back. `` You know what, I 'm going home base. I do n't feel like being bothered with none a my hos tonight. She done got me thinking about Anastacia. And this weed only ga make me hungry. I 'll drop myself off and you can take my ride. ''
'' My car already by the hotel. Why ca n't you just cut down me off ? '' Mikey asked as he took out a serviette from his wallet. He unrolled it and took out half a blue anovulant and threw it in his mouth. Then he chugged the remainder of the water that he had brought out of the society.
'' Because I do n't feel like passing nursing home to drop you off. Just put down me and carry the car. ''
Five transactions later, Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus pulled in front of their house, pressed the release for the garage doorway and hopped out. It was n't until he was inside and upstairs getting undressed that he remembered his electric cell earphone. He had left it in the Max.
Three bit later, Mikey stared at his blood brother 's ringing phone. Anastacia 's mom. What the fuck does she want now ? I 'm not answering that Irish bull, he thought as he headed on a collision course for the hotel. The speech sound stopped ringing, then started up again. Mikey ignored it again. The third fourth dimension it rung, he answered it. It has to be an emergency. `` Hello ? ''
'' Are you home already, '' the female asked.
'' No ... ''
'' Well why were n't you answering the phone ? You making a swag call option or something ? ''
'' No, '' Mikey said, then took a pull on the articulate, laughing because she did n't hump it was n't Jerome she was talking to.
'' Are you smoking ? ''
She sounded intrigued rather than repugnant, so he said, `` Mmmm-hmmm. ``
Her articulation became diffused and sounded sexy. `` I called to ask a favor ... ''
'' What kind of favor ? '' Mikey asked.
'' Well my friend had to run dwelling house to his nagging ass married woman, and I 'm thirsty. But I do n't want to sit in IHOP by myself, not at this hour. Why do n't you join me ? My treat. ''
'' Which IHOP are you at ? ''
'' I 'm not there yet. I was calling to see if you 'd satisfy me first. ''
'' Which one are you going to ? ''
'' I live in Sawgrass ... there 's one right off of University. ''
'' I know where it is. I 'm about five mo away. ''
'' Alright. I 'll meet you there. What are you driving ? '' she asked.
'' A fatal Nissan uttermost. You ? ''
'' I 'm in a burgundy Panthera onca XK. ''
'' Niiiice, '' Mikey American ginseng. `` I 'll be in the parking lot when you get there. ''
'' Do n't fume it all before I get there, '' she purred.
Mikey hung up the earphone and laughed. If mama fine, I 'm damn sure gon na try and do it. Especially if she trying to get her fume on.
Seven minutes later, Mikey watched as the burgundy XK pulled in at the IHOP. She pulled right next to him, shut off the engine and got out. From what he could see over the roof of the car, mummy was pretty as screwing. And young looking. When she walked around the spinal column of the car and he got a good smell at her dead body, his putz started getting hard. `` red cent, Mama mulct as nookie ! '' Voluptuous. Now I know why she did n't want to go into IHOP by herself. Anywhere she go, she 'll get all sort of undesirable attention. Especially in the skirt and top she 's wearing. Her outfit was n't revealing or slutty or anything ; it was classy and tasteful, but emphasized everything she had.
Mikey took a hit and leaned over and opened the rider doorway for her. Her smile lit up the interior.
'' Oh that smells wonderful, '' she said as she hopped in and closed the door behind her. `` I have n't smoked since college, '' she said, taking the offered spliff.
'' I plan on stopping when I get my MBA. '' Mikey chuckled.
She took a long draw.
'' You might want to assume it tardily with that, '' Mikey said a second too late.
She started coughing, but she refused to buy the farm the articulation. She held it as she eyed him over. She took another hit, pulling a piffling easier this time. She kicked off her sling and twisted sideways to confront him. She caught his middle locked onto her cleavage and smiled. She brought the stick up to her back talk and took another pull. The mourning band had her feeling commodity. And the wine-coloured she had drank earlier had made her extremely horny. She knew she could get any man she wanted, so this was going to be fun. And easy. I 'll expose the dog and relieve Anastacia from a wear out fondness.
She ran her fingerbreadth playfully over her collarbone, then down between her breasts.
Mikey 's pecker stiffened. The blue lozenge was in good effect. Either he was going to fuck mama, or he had to get to the hotel to Shelley Ann. `` So you gon na let me hit that ? '' Mikey asked.
'' You 're not shy at all, are you ? '' She blushed. `` You sure you can address me ? '' she asked, leaning forward and rubbing the inside of his second joint.
'' I was referring to the junction, but since you brought it up, '' he said, making his dick jump in his pants, `` I 'm sure I can handle whatever challenges I 'm presented with. '' Their eyes locked. `` My question is, can you ? ''
Her hand slid from his thigh to his throbbing gumshoe. `` Mmmmm, this is nice, '' she swooned.
'' You can call for it out to get a proficient feeling of it. Underneath all this cloth really does n't do it any justice. It really is a work of art, '' Mikey boasted.
She accepted his challenge without a moment 's reluctance. She unzipped his pants and took it out. Ten inches of throbbing melanize meat. `` Oh, God. This is ... we need to go someplace. Anyplace, '' she said as she skinned the foreskin back, leaned over and started kissing and licking his head.
'' Ohhh shittttt ! ! ! Where do you want to go ? '' Mikey barely got out as his eyes threatened to roll back into his head.
'' Anywhere, '' she mumbled as she kissed and licked and flicked her tongue around his head greedily.
Mikey leaned the seat back until he was almost fabrication flat. He hit the roast one more time as she got more enthusiastic with her lingua. He knew he was n't going to number from a blowjob, but it felt too fucking good to stop her.
He reached over and started caressing her ass. shit ! Her ass was so sonant, it made him pule. He wanted to get up in her, but he could n't do that in the Maxima. And he definitely could n't do it in IHOP 's parking lot. He could n't take her to a hotel, because he did n't hold enough cash for that. And he did n't want to go to her place, because he did n't love if he could do that, nor what her kinship status was. The only place he could take her is house. `` What about your car ? '' Mikey asked.
She did n't stop to do. She flailed her mitt as if she did n't care about that.
piece of tail it, he thought and fired up the uttermost. He positioned his script so that he could steer over her as she continued to feverishly bring his peter. She was sucking ; he was caressing and fondling her breasts, and every persona of her that he could touch.
Both of them were making all the appropriate dissonance as he raced home.
When he pulled into the garage and exclude down the engine, she finally raised her heading from his lap. She kissed him like a amuck charwoman. Hungrily. Greedily.
Mikey 's dick ached to get up in her. `` Let 's go, '' he said as the garage room access finished rolling down and the automatic light flicked off. They got out the Maxima, and as he stood at the front waiting for her to follow around to him, he really got a dear look at her. She did n't appear a day over thirty five. As Loretta Young as he was, he was convinced that he was gon na kill her sexy old ass with dick.
Lust was oozing from her aspect. She grabbed his hand and pulled him tightly against her body. They were about the same height, so everything lined up. Their back talk smashed against each others. Wisps of gratifying moans escaped her lips as their tongues darted back and Forth in each other 's oral fissure.
Mikey 's men fumbled with the zipper of her skirt. He got it unfastened, then got a firm clutch on her cheeks. He picked her up as if she weighed nothing, spun her around and placed her on the top of the hot hoodlum.
She swooned in surprise, wrapped her sculptured legs around his waistline and pulled him right into her so that his dick was rubbing her the rightfulness way.
His handwriting fumbled with her bird until he had it up and out of the way. Both of them fumbled with his bang and gasp and underwear until nix was between them except her sodden underwear which she savagely pulled to the side so that his raw pass could glide up and down between her line of descent engorged mouth.
She was grinding desperately against his hot, throbbing pass now. Her pussy was hot and wet and aching to feel that throbbing batch of gist. Gripping his hips, she pulled him forward, plunging his rock-hard ten in into her. She shut her eyes and screamed as his dick stretched and filled her to the rim. She had n't felt hurting and pleasance like that since she lost her virginity. She was trying to get use to the feeling, but he did n't fall in her time. He started moving that big dick around inside of her. It was hot and heavily. fire coursed through her body. Then there was the additional heat beneath her ass. She found the more she gyrated her ass up and into his deep punishing strokes, the less she felt the heat beneath her ass.
This was the first woman over thirty that Mikey has ever had the pleasance of fucking, so he had something to prove. He was fucking her like he had all mankind riding on his performance. His strokes were bringing out all the appropriate randomness and fuck-faces that he got out of younger women, so he knew he was beating that pussy up honest. That was all the boost his ego needed.
He picked her completely up off the exhaust hood and slowed down to his wicked winding.
'' Awwwwwww fuuuuuck, baby ! Selective Service System ! ``
'' You like that, '' he asked.
'' Mmmm-hmmmm, '' she mumbled as he guided her hips into a slow up rocking motion that made her clit rub against his muscular pelvis.
She started nibbling his lip. `` Oh God, yeah. That tone dependable. ''
'' I want you to cum for me before we go inside, '' he muttered against her sweet lips.
'' You do n't have to worry about ... about ... '' Her whimpering got cut myopic as bantam shock of lightning struck all through her causing her body to spasm involuntarily. `` 0h God, I 'm cumming. '' Her yard quickened and her stallion body vibrated as her orgasm resonated through her.
Mikey felt good taking her inside. Now he was going to take her upstairs and put a proper fucking on her sexy old ass. He continued stroking her until her orgasm subsided, then he walked toward the room access, stirring the pot as he went. He told her to reach out behind her and deform the pommel. She got the room access opened without any problem.
The doorway opened directly into the kitchen, and as they were passing the refrigerator, she stopped him. `` Grab something common cold to drink. ''
Without losing calendar method of birth control, he stopped. She opened the fridge, leaned in a bit, and pulled out two nursing bottle of water. He bumped the door closed and started for the stairs.
Going up the step was a bit more difficult. Unsteadily, they made their way up bumping into the wall and railing. She was giggling. They slipped and fell. She started laughing, and he covered her mouth quickly as he landed on top of her. Her legs found their way around his waist and she locked both sleeve around his neck. They kissed passionately as he stroked down into her. She started grunting and humping up to meet his separatrix. He felt his head slamming against the gristle at the very back of her pussycat. His head felt as if it was curving and going into another portion of her pussy. Each time his head bounced against the gristle, her soundbox convulsed. She bit his tongue as he sped up his stab to see if he could get one prospicient convulsion.
He got it as she came a second meter right there on the stairway.
Her leg unfolded from around his shank as he withdrew about eight of the ten inches he had inside her, using only two inches to grind around the front portion of her sweetness pussy.
She started humping on it and adjusting her hips so that she was angled properly. Then she asked for a little Thomas More.
He gave her about an inch more.
'' Ah, fuck yeah ! Right there ! '' she growled as she kept his mushroom-shaped cloud head rocking against the spongy area at the top of her pussy. `` nooky ! '' she hissed. `` What are you trying to do to me ? ''
'' What every woman wants a man to do to them : live up to them ... and then some, '' Mikey replied, turning it up a notch.
'' You ... you sure are doing that, '' she whimpered. `` Ohh God ! This putz too damn perfumed ... .ooooooeeeeeee. I 'm coming again, child. screwing meeeeeeee ! ''
Mikey readily complied. shag her and then some.
Once she caught her breath, Mikey decided it was best to submit her into his room before they woke Jerome up.
Hmmm. That would n't be such a bad idea.
He took her into his way and closed his bedchamber door. She started undressing him as they made their way to the bed. She took tutelage now. She stood him up at the edge of the bed and stripped him.
After making him ill-treat out of his bloomers and socks -- his brake shoe had gotten discarded somewhere between the kitchen and the stair -- she kissed her way up his inner second joint, then sucked and licked their sweet mixed bag of juices of his sacque and then moved up his shaft. She pushed him onto the bed, and as she crawled up and over him, she let her hand roam up his muscular thigh, up his washboard stomach, all the way up to his chiseled breast. She leaned down and kissed him as she mounted that throbbing ten in of glistening dick. When she raised up, his mouth latched onto her nipple as his hands kneaded her knocker. She slipped his bulging top dog between her sodden mouth and lowered herself until she was filled to the brim. She positioned her knee on either side of him, leaned back and smiled down at him as she started gyrating her pelvis. She rode him like only an live woman could. She got so into it that the mattress started sliding off the boxspring.
About four delicious minutes later, she exploded. Again.
panting and glistening with swither, she spun around into a setback cowgirl and started riding that pissed ten inch again. With his palms spanking her ass and his proficient fingers harrassing her swollen clit, it did n't take but a few moment for her to build up to another sheet-tugging, earth-shattering coming.
She was totally sap, now.
Mikey was n't though. He flipped her onto her backrest and threw her wooden leg over his shoulders. She was too decrepit to do anything but accept the sweet, punishing accident that took her to another orgasm.
As she floated down from her orgasmic highschool, he flipped her onto her stomach. Oh turd ! This my position right here. Oohhhh shit this ... this Gawddammmn ... this some good dick. Each stroking was replenishing her free energy. She got up on her knees, and much to her pleasure, he pounded her mercilessly until her knees got rickety and she fell flat on her belly. He did n't lack a stroke. He fell right on top of her and continued to methodically fuck her toward ecstasy.
It was obvious to her that her pleasure was his pleasance. She could n't say that for too many men. And he was properly equipped to give her joy. She could n't say that about too many men, either. His dick had every nerve ending in her pussy tingling. It felt too good for her to tell him to stop or even decelerate down, but she was truly afraid to cum again. She did n't know if she could handle another orgasm without pulling out her own hair. And then there was the damn cushy sheet. It was like a soft, smooth out natural language on her button helping his stiff prick to coax another sexual climax out of her. The impending orgasm was too sweet to ward off or even forestall.
fucking it ! tool like this is few and far in between. I'ma get all he has to give.
She started throwing her articulatio coxae up at him. Enthusiastically. She was determined to take his Edward Young ass with her this time, though. She started working her inner musculus and immediately felt him yeilding to her muscleman ascendancy. She started working him over proper. Giving as good as she was getting.
A few minutes later, both of them grunting and panting, came to a noisy sexual climax. They moaned and groaned and strained and stroked each other until their orgasms peaked and ebbed. Then they collapsed.
She must have dozed off, because she suddenly found herself blindfolded and tied to the bed with silk ties. She was n't afraid ; she was tied loosely and could get her hired hand devoid if she wanted. But, she did n't want to get free. The things his rim and knife were doing to her felt refreshing and rejuvenating. Before she knew it, she was begging for him to fulfill her pussycat up again with that lump of throbbing meat.
He obliged her.
This fourth dimension he was n't fucking her. He was more pinnace and passionate this meter, which was good. He was giving her the Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde loving. She could n't consider the stamina that he had. She could n't believe that she could arrive so many times and still want more. He gave her all she wanted. He gave her so much, she was afraid for Anastacia. Any man putting this much good loving on one womanhood would make her go against her own mother for him. This the kind of dick that make a women forsake all others. She admitted to herself that she was already trying to cypher out how she could get some more of his proficient loving and he was n't even finished with her yet.
screw ! What the Hades have I gotten myself into ?
One week later, Cecile said to her daughter, `` Anastacia, I do n't believe you 're thinking this through. He 's too old for you ... ''
'' Where did you get that from ? He 's only a few years sometime than me. He 's not like the guys my age, Mom. He 's mature, '' Anastacia argued.
'' He 's experience .... ''
Angela shook her mind and came to her best protagonist 's assistance. `` Anastacia, sister, we 're just concerned that this older man is going to injure you ... ''
'' But you two have never met him, so how can y'all judge him ? I tell you what, why do n't I bid him and let y'all fulfill him. ''
Cecile looked at Angela as Anastacia pulled out her electric cell phone. She did n't want to spoil this weekend, but the sooner Anastacia realized that this Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus is n't zip but a dog looking to take advantage of her, the better.
Angela looked worried as she stared at Cecile. She was n't so sure about this, either.
Anastacia avoided both their centre as she brought the earpiece up to her ear. Both charwoman watched in horror as she spoke to Eusebius Hieronymus. Unfortunately, they could only hear one side of the conversation. Both of them prayed that he was busy and could n't take it. They listened intently.
'' hi, Eusebius Hieronymus ... where are you ? '' She nodded, then her face lit up as she smiled. `` Good. Swing by Boca Mall. Me, my mom and godmother are heading to TGIF. Why do n't you meet us ... uh-huh. He 's your brother ... of line you can bring him along. The more the merrier. '' She giggled. `` Okay. I ca n't await to see you either. Bye, '' she cooed, blushing as she ended the birdsong. She smiled at her mother and godmother. `` He 's on 95, two departure north of here. He 's bringing his comrade. He 's older than me too, but a little finisher to my age, '' she teased.
A few minute after they were seated, Anastacia interrupted her mother 's spiel. `` Here they are now ! '' Anastacia bounced up from the Booth waving excitedly at the two Danton True Young men.
Cecile cast a wary coup d'oeil at Angela. `` This is going to be awkward. Not to mention ugly. ''
'' Tell me about it, '' Angela mumbled, trying to sustain the nervousness from showing on her cheek.
Both women kept smile plastered on their faces as they watched both offspring men weave their way toward their booth. They did n't go bad to notice the caput of other women swivelling to watch the two good-looking young men, either.
'' Here comes the young shaft slinger that wants to remove reward of my cherished infant young lady, '' Cecile mumbled under her breath.
Angela grunted in correspondence. `` That dick of his is just leading the way over here, '' she mumbled back, then got kicked under the table by Cecile.
'' The one in back looking at just as severe. They 're sidekick, so they 're both probably similarly equipped. ''
'' occlusive, '' Angela mumbled. `` You trying to get me wet ? '' They both watched as Anastacia hugged and kissed the for the first time Whitney Young man on the nerve. She had an arm around him and turned to them bubbling. `` Micheal, contact my female parent and godmother, Cecile and Angela ... ''
Both char 's mouth fell as Mikey looked at them just as shocked. `` This is your female parent ? '' he asked, pointing at Cecile.
'' We look alike, do n't we ? '' Anastacia gushed, leaning into Jerome and wrapping her weaponry lovingly around him.
'' And your godmother ? '' Mikey asked for clarification.
Everyone composed themself. Quickly.
Mikey laughed and nodded before answering Anastacia. So I had n't fucked her mother. Mama finer than her godmother, though. Mmm-mmm-mmm ! I damn certainly want to hit mama now that I done blessed my eye on her ticket ass. tinker's damn !
Mikey snapped out of his musing quickly. `` Like sisters, rather than female parent and girl, '' he said to Anastacia. He turned back to Angela and Cecile. `` It 's a pleasure to cope with you Cecile, '' he said, shaking her hand. He turned to Angela, who was blushing. `` It 's a pleasure to see you again, Angela. And learn your public figure. ''
Angela shook his hand, relieved and slightly embarrassed. `` It 's good to see you again, too, Micheal, '' she said, stressing his name.
'' Mikey ... ''
Anastacia, who had been planting a buss on Hieronymus 's sass, turned around and asked, `` You two know each other ? ''
Angela glanced nervously at Cecile, then to Mikey, then back at Anastacia. `` I ... we ... ''
Mikey chuckled. `` We met in IHOP 's parking lot the other night. We were there to get rid of our late nighttime cravings, '' Mikey said mischievously. `` Very concern night, '' he chuckled.
Cecile and Angela nodded and smiled.
'' What a concurrence, '' Anastacia gushed. `` This is Saint Jerome, '' she bubbled, pulling him tightlipped to her. `` Jerome, meet my female parent, Cecile, and my godmother, Angela. ``
'' A pleasure to receive you, Cecile, or should I call you Mom ? '' he said, shaking her extended hand. He held her gaze and smiled.
Cecile chuckled. `` Cecile will do just fine. I 'm too young and fine to be anyone 's female parent, '' she joked.
'' You 're right about that, '' Mikey agreed, causing Cecile to blush.
Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus turned to Angela. `` It feels as if I know you already, Angela. I 've heard so much about you, '' he said, shaking her hands and giving her a telling grin.
***
After an entertain and pleasurable lunch, Angela and Cecile sat in Cecile 's burgundy jaguar XK and watched as Anastacia kissed Jerome on the back talk. `` Ai n't no saving her, '' Angela said. `` She 's already in love ... and he probably has n't even put the cock on her yet. And the older crony seems smoother and much more refined than the younger brother. If that translates over to the sleeping room, she 's in for a snake pit of a dainty. One thing for sure, she 's not going to be shortchanged sexually. ''
Cecile looked over and smiled. `` Well, you experienced the youthful sidekick and he rocked your world. I still do n't believe you peach me out of messing with Eusebius Hieronymus, but you went ahead and did it ... '' Cecile paused, shook her brain and chuckled, `` ... only you ended up seducing the wrong brother. And from the way you described it, it was worth it. And it turned out all good in the end. ``
What Angela had n't told Cecile was that she thought they had ran a geartrain on her ass. She still was n't sure, but before the blindfold, Mikey had fucked her raw dog and came in her ; with the blindfold on, he had made love to her using a condom. The dick had felt the Lapplander -- the soundbox, too -- but why would he get decided to wrap up then ? It would give been too late. Mikey was Dr. Jekyl and Jerome was Mr. Hyde.
'' Well the upright thing about it is now you do n't throw to feel shamed about pretending to be me, and for fucking your godchild 's man. And you 're free to get more of that Whitney Young dick that you ca n't turn back thinking about. ''
'' I have n't thought about that dick since that Night. ''
Cecile looked at her and hooted. Then she frilled her lips and asked, `` So what you 're saying is that you 're not going to fuck him again ? Let me know, now, '' Cecile chimed, pulling out her phone, already scrolling for Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus 's cellular phone phone figure. `` It 's obvious those two can keep a confidential. Both of them recognise what you were trying to do and they probably think, no, now they 're assuming that I was in on it since you had my car and phone. They could have busted us, but they did n't. Why did n't they ? Only stopping point I can come to is so that Mikey could hit that again, '' Cecile said pointing over at Angela 's lap. `` They ai n't slick. You neither. You want that Pres Young dick again ... ''
'' OK, damnit ! I 'm not saying I would n't let Mikey hit it again, but I do n't handle if you get you a lil tasting. In fact, I highly recommend that you get him to take you to his property, blindfold and tie you up to his bed, so you can live that Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde loving, '' Angela suggested, and laughed.
'' I sure as hell could use some of that, '' Cecile said, resting her mobile phone telephone in her lap. `` Remember what we use to say in college ... ''
'' ... Ai n't no fun if your fille ca n't get none, '' they both sang together, then started laughing.
***
Driving out of the parking lot, Jerome and Mikey laughed and slapped high-fives. `` That went rather well, '' Saint Jerome said.
'' I want to do Cecile, '' Mikey said. `` You saw the way she was looking at me while we ate ? She heard about the dick I put on her girl, you can believe that ! '' Mikey boasted.
'' Yeah, I 'm quite an sure she bragged about what happened to her after she woke up rather than what happened before she went to sleep, '' Jerome chuckled.
'' In your ambition ! '' Mikey said, laughing. `` It would cause been nice if it had been Anastacia 's mother, bro ... she 's fine as nookie. I 'll tie that cougar. But if it had been Cecile, you would have gotten to fuck female parent and daughter. How many multitude can say they did that ? But do n't worry, Cecile 's going to yell. You better just Bob Hope you 're rest home when I blindfold her sexy ass. ''
Both of them laughed. They stared at each other, then said in unison, `` Ai n't no fun if my bro ca n't get none ! ''
** Sir Thomas More Eusebius Hieronymus and Mikey coming soon. full phase of the moon distance novel, `` Bahamain comrade. '' Stay tuned ... ...