Dec 25 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmastime, John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. glad and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a clump of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"how-do-you-do John, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising illusion you came up with was sheer brilliance !"John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the chief, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this John the Evangelist ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmastime party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corporation to bring together together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a decent girl there !"Mr. Gracie Allen said as he elbowed whoremaster slightly.

Saint John faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a mean, despiteful, greed driven, blood sucking creature that loved to torture. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was damn sure a Hell of a lot glad. Plus he had a lot to a greater extent money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, unseasoned women walked by smiling at Saint John the Apostle, only to hold him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like masses, women in particular."Her Quaker another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to John their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temporary worker when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his case, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The kickoff dependable grin he'd worn in calendar week appeared as he thought, ‘ tinker's dam I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a party favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gather, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing John shook his head then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get wino and get sent abode. As the lift doors open John instantly knew he should bear waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, set over a permissive waste newspaper basketful, puking his gut out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a St. Nick Claus ! Can the temp company place one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arm up,"What am I going to do ? We have to experience a Kriss Kringle for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When Saint John saw Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a bang-up head for business. This is just an extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonsuch of a benevolent man giving presents to children."John's heart started to shine as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in go want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explicate to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advertising safety blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will make you a legend in the field, a household epithet to all, and one that you could write your own slate to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The unharmed time bathroom was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smiling."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"good, though the sole thing is you have to wreak with a helper."Mr. Allen said as john's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Ethan Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"Look John the Evangelist I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to keep you after the holidays. You can be an plus to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

Gospel According to John sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can operate with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tyke respond better with a female. Just think of it as another stage business manoeuvre. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John the Evangelist stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the rear to put the suit on. Pointing to a door Gospel According to John walked through and right into an almost defenseless woman !

Screaming the woman covered as very much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"whoremaster just smirked at her as he went to the former English of the elbow room and started to unclothe."What in the hell do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John griffin aren't you ?"

"First to resolve your questions I was sent in here to vary into this,"here privy held up the Santa Suit."second base, I am not a pervert as I have no pastime in you or your, HA ! amusing petite torso. one-third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to pose the season."John was trying to rush so it was the Lapplander brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The charwoman started to say more but the words stuck in her pharynx as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to utter but the size of the clubhouse between trick's ramification had her speechless. Finally a minute of arc later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the help ? I want you to sell the sex solicitation. God knows you don't have a lot else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... tone here you damn monstrosity of nature ! I have Thomas More collection in my small finger than you do in your unit body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading hearsay about shit I know nothing about !"Saint John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffon ; a filthy dissolution two twelvemonth ago, no tyke, no social life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook write up online ! You're a loner and a junkie !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunet's typeface,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a squawk the whole time, then I could make it happen. read ? Be a kick, I'll treat you like one. help me, and I'll help you. Now get the nooky dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also continue your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only ones to sleep with, I want it to stay that way."John growled to stress his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the elbow room. ‘ Who in the infernal region did he opine he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated women why would he help oneself her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed King John looked at the digit of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around setup that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about correctly for the job. He was about to snap up the door when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything upright ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Gracie said as he opened the doorway leading Saint Nick out."Here he is banter !"There was the roar of dozens of tiddler as King John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his dear cheek he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of nipper. Hmmm the brunette was full at this than he thought.

For the next hour John went through the motility asking each small fry what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was in good order John opinion this is a fabulous gubbins to promote the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the way bathroom sat as he saw what looked like a drapery across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ secure, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later john was almost completely raw when he heard a grunt then the charwoman fell through the drapery between his legs.

Looking up at his Brobdingnagian member she swallowed hard as whoremonger could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his question. Offering her a manus she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Saame about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as a lot one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a dame, I do not do matter like that !"

"shit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a corrupt yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was cheek to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a Lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

growl lavatory reached out and ripped the drape down."smell you fucking bitch ! I don't throw a darn what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a favour, keep quiet and I will also. You're poking your olfactory organ into Irish bull you have no business messing with. In a word ? fucking off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on toilet left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. apace dressing she ran out to trance the man and collapse her a piece of her mind. Outside the changing way she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the companionship ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proffer for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg I mean I still have the publicizing campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can handle the repose of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing lavatory nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am surely that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due deference, if I am not there the entire berth goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are occupy about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to realise if you can do what you did in there in the fund. fountainhead ... I can insure that your bonus will increase in sizing. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."Saint John said with a smirk.

"My public figure is Jennifer you ... changeling !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure you both have break up changing elbow room. I am no-good you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie said as he walked away from both the startled man and char. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been chuck earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am trusted they got a safe look at each early. They both were rather still about it so there is a proficient chance it did."Tim Gracie stated."So what's the next dance step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may give to pace in for a second but I think they are proceeding on track,"Chris told a nod Tim.

The succeeding day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two elbow room. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a foreign short circuit man came by and put an out of society augury in on the other room. A second later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came face to face with John, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was unadulterated naked also then to her amazement St. John the Apostle's already vast appendage got bigger !

smile John Lackland said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be pervert to each early again ! As I said before you say nil and neither will I share ?"

Jennifer was trying to encounter her vocalization. She was trying to observe her will index ! perdition she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the incredible electric organ growing harder between his stage !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"mint !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing John the Divine then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth undecided. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take luncheon together. I'll treat since I know you are absolutely broke. Yes I have my sources also. bet I know this is an unusual site I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as tardily for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in presence of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me have sex I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were rough. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't imperativeness you, but you really are a practiced guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smiling that seemed to light up the elbow room. John the Divine saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth II. Ah ! Now there was the tabby of the hateful, vengeful, greed driven, profligate suck puppet otherwise known as cleaning woman ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were warm, loving, and gentle.

thought process back he should have seen the signal, as all she wanted was matter more and Sir Thomas More each week. Then it came to a mind when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in public she made her gaolbreak with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a nut of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was dependable, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch meter when can started to watch Jennifer, she was a raw at this !

Finally they were at tiffin John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line of products in front line of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. can's eyes were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up plate ! Though the most get thing was when she ate every bit on her denture ! The totally fourth dimension she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his drumhead there was a lot Sir Thomas More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go home plate. Both os weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting nap. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a longsighted time.

"I can't remember the last metre I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to kip really damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was ready outset and waited on John Lackland."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the battlefront, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to speed up away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could ask you home if you want."King John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the future few mean solar day they always ate together, John always amazed at the measure she ate. It was always the same, off-white weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day St. John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the workbench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his psyche he picked her up and put her in the front place. Looking in her bag he found her address on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled mansion, huh privy mentation. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her bedroom he was instill the sign of the zodiac was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the menage and armed the alarm. binding inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the cheeseparing store and bought fifty dollar bill hammer of food for thought for the brute. Feeding them he did the few sweetheart in her sinkhole then sat on the lounge and yawned. A second later both khat cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the initiative cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a grizzly Siamese cat, the other had to be a reave tabby. Though as to the people of colour that was hard to say with all the gabardine, Charles Grey, lightlessness, gold, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both computerized tomography were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a offset. How did she get home ? The last matter she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the perdition were her apparel ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty dollar bill pound bag of cat food for thought. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the bank bill on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the terrace, when I tried to inflame you, you didn't move. I brought you rest home and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"fountainhead Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a fashion plate knight that has rescued us for a clock time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John Lackland had bought her some intellectual nourishment. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed replete ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her sweetheart also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her headspring. Then her choler started to make up. Try to corrupt her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in other getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to accept it out with that skuzz !

toilet was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a lilliputian spell. Walking to the dressing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his grimace."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more than days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a sporting lady that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John the Divine sat with a thud bust started to fall from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The nuisance was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too often to take. Dressing whoremonger steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the salad dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the split started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last-place time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to rationalise to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another occupation seduction to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffective to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward St. John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched Gospel According to John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. bout were running freely, unashamedly down her face."John ! My god please Saint John, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to say her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."rent started to come from his optic."I think I love her mom, she has the thinned cat-o'-nine-tails ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. thank you mom."

Jennifer's oculus opened all-inclusive, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé days ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better survive or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as thin-skinned as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes cardinal, we have a male chance event victim, several lacerations to face, breast, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremity. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty minute later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see Saint John the Apostle looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a Brobdingnagian mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my nerve ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough botheration already ?"toilet said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched whoremaster's principal,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thinking of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched john's head. King John heard Jennifer ["John griffin ! You pitiable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to rationalise for hitting you so knockout. I think she thought you might have got misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no congenator. Could you please put her down as my following of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to privy."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital toilet was in surgical process for possibly an hour then recuperation. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, household only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A get down Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only animation congenator. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first clock time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the residence hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a medico."Oh ! I'm sorry medico I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a felicitous life. Now no more of this unseasoned man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me make out back and have to thwack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did toilet as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to address when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each early they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"lav said.

"I love you John Lackland griffon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastime my love ! ”