`` Breaking word at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Captain John Smith is interrupting her vacation to bring you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd care to thank Fox 11 LA for their aid in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This forenoon, the hotel was the scene of a crime when Tinker Melville Bell was stolen. Tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top story. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the corner of the top floor above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the suite survive nighttime were tennis superstar, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her Grand shot win in the US open. She was with her new husband, Alexis masturbation, the yoke had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was incorrectly was this break of day when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie rubble. Later the housework staff found that Tinker Bell was missing from the suite, and there was no star sign of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into tinker Bell's disappearance. Captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police master looms almost comically over the flyspeck newsperson, who is holding
her microphone high up so the maitre d' can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a unruffled
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' wellspring Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to supply assist. Our legal advice is that under the Magical soul Act, sealed toon character reference count as individual for the role of the punishable computer code, we think tinker Vanessa Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct home base, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's tracks, and extend to fly down Hollywood boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to go forward down Sunset boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other human, to be capable to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a project force play, and Captain William Henry Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a animated cartoon character, he has the ability to enter the mural and write up back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two other parking lot Edgar Albert Guest ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you master. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' Sir Thomas More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the constabulary have set up their crime vista at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The tv camera pans over the scene, white-livered crime scene tape marks off an field. various police policeman
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blue sky. Then one of the constabulary officers walks too close and
throws a fantasm across the fit, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, maitre d' Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to site the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the wall painting, the backcloth uproar dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see Captain Hudson River approaching. … maitre d' Hudson is of course a 1951 Henry Hudson hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the piebald street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain William Penn Adair Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four masses get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by law
officers to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is topsy-turvydom as a host of reporter shout question at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting ontogeny here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

sea captain Will Rogers looks up, and strides towards the perimeter, while waving for the crew to gather.
The car follows along side him. Captain William Penn Adair Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that Captain Henry Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo commons. There was no preindication of Tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. pulling out. The Car 's driver, conductor, and the former two missing invitee were found, apparently secure but under a trance of some verbal description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator outflow to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shouted questions from the foregather reporters, but there was no more
entropy forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct place home, the task effect is considering what to do next. police captain Hudson is attending via video conference from his part, as he would not fit in the berth elbow room. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the telecasting league feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the land have picked up the feed.

Captain Will Rogers is about to verbalize, when there is a sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if individual is playing a air on a quartz glass pendant. It's Tinker Vanessa Bell's voice. Then with the familiar zing ! of a crescendo on the quartz pendent, Scomber japonicus Alexander Graham Bell appears above the conference board.

Tinker Bell is not her usual soft leafy vegetable ; she's glow with a distinctly red speck. She chimes four short letter, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, chub mackerel Bell is not happy. She launches into staccato tirade of gong, most of the participant in the meeting aspect on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

master Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak queer, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly easy and high pitched part. `` wellspring, Captain, She's not felicitous. She wants to know what we're doing to find her sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' questions Captain Rogers.

More chime. `` Yes Captain, the missing fairy is in fact Tinker Alexander Melville Bell's sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'Scomber japonicus Bell has been taking a vacation and her sis has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice affair to say about your sister. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ harbor't we noticed that the horny squawk has been flirting so outrageously with the crowd at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference elbow room is silent as everyone digests this news. One police officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` Periwinkle is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the situation room bursts outdoors, and an officer crashes into the way saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis onanism 's livestream provender explosion into life, and soon it is the most watched TV on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing side by side to a bed, the bed is a Bodoni font take on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of thin radio beam.

From off television camera, Alexis'voice say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the associate chime of a fairy voice, a happier one this time. With a zing ! a fairy, presumably Wanker Bell, darts into the scene from the left, trailing pixie dust behind her. The fairy pauses above Venus, waves her sceptre, and a dash of magic travel to Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the tv camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience observation is too distracted by the delectable presentation of Venus human body to notice very much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not find the queer landing place to her left and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them overture on the Naked Urania. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the faery in human form only comes up to genus Venus'booby, a fact she takes vantage of by sucking on one of Venus'nipples. That might get some of the hearing to mark Wanker toll, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. nigh notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of cloth, which cover nothing, so it 's evident the human sized jerk-off Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches genus Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Urania, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that foreign combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his mixer media empire, he also had a notable college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser Bell and Alexis manage to coiffe themselves so that genus Venus is still entirely on show, while they both provoke her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulder, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to fiddle with Venus'twat. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this dot, Venus loses contact with the flooring, she floats upwards a few in, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

jerk-off Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a pap in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to grab hold of a infantry, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Venus'response to the toe suck is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, tosser Melville Bell performs a slow gesture somersault, and half plait. kickoff, her legs are spread, while extended towards the television camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a cleaning woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Venus'head, with her mouth still on Venus'pap. That stifles Urania'moan, but soon the pansy is moaning in her fairy way. A fairy 's moan sounds like several pipes from opposite ends of a pipe harmonium, in a very happy harmony.

wanker Bell lets go of Urania'teat and starts riding genus Venus'cheek, even though gravity should be in entirely the wrong charge for that to be potential. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'ramification to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the panorama is that Urania is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her luscious resplendence, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the viewers. At her head, jerk-off bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astraddle Venus'face arms thrown open, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical accompaniment. At the former end, Alexis'expression is rapidly disappearing into Urania'genitalia. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

tosser Bell is glowing more and more strongly, as Passion of Christ and perceptiveness of what genus Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed post to stabilize herself, her innate power to fly seems to be failing in the heat of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his bloomers and is now holding the other bed situation with both bridge player, so he can line his dick up with Venus'pussy. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the fay pipe harmonium moans.

jerk-off bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the windows of the room. She is the germ of illuminance for the entirely setting, which casts some uncanny flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an candid fire. Suddenly, the alive provender snub out. If you examined the concluding frames of the broadcast, which of trend several viewer did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the high of Passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to break loose. The blowup presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' earliest today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma vale ; we go know to Azneth Joseph Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the prospect. Azneth ? ``

'' wellspring hot dog, I 'm here in the small picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's agency has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' wellspring Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got written report of a small burst nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a wild centre. Hazmat building block of the Sheriff 's office are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the audience, and shows the great unwashed in shining yellow plastic wooing in the
grounds of the hotel. Off camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The television camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to order us. So, as you heard, there was an plosion this dawn, and there is now fear over possible… alibi me, serjeant-at-law Crum seems to accept news for us. ``

The camera pans back to the sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's bureau has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this savoir-faire is where the runaway Mr. Alexis pulling out and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this morning. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the pansy Wanker Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that hypothesis, the contamination is pixie dust from Wanker Bell. hob detritus is not harmful, but it can cause insobriety and undesirable flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to prove a convoy of black sport utility, with Light Within flashing,
driving up the road towards the tv camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a brusk conference, and
someone comes over to verbalize to Sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a squad of surety treater from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make liaison with the fugitives shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the burst was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the fade of Scomber japonicus Bell. As you may sustain heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact tinkerer ship's bell 's sister, not Tinker Alexander Bell herself, and she may have caused a elf dust plosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' Developments in the spot in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes hotdog, the FBI negotiators have been in inter-group communication with the fugitive from justice twosome. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the Victorian house, which is the B & B, and some people wearing cap with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the breast threshold. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fairy is flying along with them. The group hurries into a Black person van,
which drives off with spark flashing, and an escort. sergeant-at-law Crum walk towards the camera, a
clump of reporters gathers around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation squad managed to make contact with Mr. masturbation. Mr. onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiations were successful, and Mr. withdrawal method, and Ms. Williams agreed to surrender. A sprite, thought to be Wanker Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat unit are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a salvo of questions, but the camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are wiener, a relatively happy last to this episode. back to you in the studio apartment. ``

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'' We go live to a press conference at the Orange River County District attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Urania Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connection with the disappearance of Scomber japonicus bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker Bell, Tinker Alexander Graham Bell 's sis. It was in fact jerk-off Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of mistaken indistinguishability. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. Onanism and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by tosser Alexander Graham Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. withdrawal method and Ms. Thomas Lanier Williams have refused to constrict charges over this incident. The other four victim in this subject are similarly refusing to closet charges. So currently, tosser ship's bell is release to go. Mr. onanism would like to draw a statement. ``

Alexis takes the mike. `` Venus and myself would like to give thanks tosser Bell for the marvelous nuptials present she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real world will be a retentivity that Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Walter Elias Disney caller for all disbursal incurred in sexual relation to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to drop all kick. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of interrogation from the gather reporters .