Mellors was something of an brain-teaser. A fine, hansom cab, upstanding young man with no aspiration beyond becoming a butler at my state house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his life, he excelled at the village school and yet when meter to pull up stakes school came he approached me for a position.

"But Edward Young man you can surely do better than enter service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely narrative I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the starting line the attractive feature was my girl Lavinia, all swirling hair, schoolgirlish jest, sparkling center and full of life story, like her mother about whom the least said the better, suffice is to say she had had every extremity of my Polo team and about of the foe before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knife,"to use the argot and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a tike. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to espouse one Humphrey Raymond, a dear admirer of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could birth been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round of drinks as he was tall he did not wear his LX twelvemonth well, but he was like an older brother to me, the kind who puts batrachian in ones boots and William Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost girlhood, so I hatched a plot of land to answer that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right hand to any maiden maidenhead ahead of her marriage ceremony, it worked well, especially for female child whose maidenheads had been well and truly lost prospicient before the wedding. Father had the blame, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the joy only taking smart untried unaffected maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek relief with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent of invention chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one metre and now had to provide adjustment for her and her brat at Thomas Hastings, so now I dallied with lower orders whose adjustment could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least instill with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable associate,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"cipher,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able-bodied to sample the servants to your warmness content with no hazard of comportment bastards,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of girl do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremonial occasion was due.

"Just a formality doctor, I need to assure her virginity before the ceremonial,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't pluck your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably positive she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any bad luck she has not then we must reconsider the subject entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The good doctor is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not take your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well repair do your unsound !"she snapped and she raised her twisting wench to break her upper thighs.

"honey god she is shaven like a whore !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is requirement to charge up elderly gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many long time,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the cast please my love and broadcast your leg that I may try you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his deal down his breeches to re arrange his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton lady of pleasure I pondered.

The physician eased her thigh apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her woman's mouth apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my noble,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how picayune you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to infernal region for eternity ?"

"No, the very thought makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you certainly doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explicate your dawdling with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis commons knowledge,"I declared.

"well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit mum did enlighten me,"she paused,"Mama explained how fingers and the natural language may satisfy a gentleman with no risk of bearing a child."

"beloved god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may feature me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to take it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his riffle muscularity and stiff manhood, I can not have a go at it a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an splendid chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her female parent. A plan unfolded. I would instruct Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the handing over and up the stairs, to the land floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining room to my work where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't move, put up your annulus and spread your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a black flavour but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had sensual knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your mouth on her shaven hummock, your clapper in her moist one-armed bandit, your turncock between her business firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your stopcock, swallowed your source ? Have you never suckled her rearing bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rearing manhood into her blotto puckered ass hole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the respite ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not traverse it, that's what we did and I kissed her lips last thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a serve first."

He seemed nonplused,"Keep your annulus lofted Lavinia, spread your leg and educate for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not practise the droit de signeur and choose my own girl maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's warmness stipulation, it must decrease to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is strong as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least 50 days of age and horses are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor of the Church and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the bulge in your knickerbockers I would say you should sustain no difficulty what so ever,"the physician insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten hour with a tart which I would have expected.

"Padre ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her clapper when Mellors hugely engorged phallus sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waist and eased his member within her. In just one smoothen moment she was his. Just the briefest moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day apparel to the waistline and entirely bleak below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you signalise to that consequence, it requires two signatures and the signature of a Justice Department of the serenity and a professional gentleman will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law wedlock,"I explained."We have seen a expectant demonstration of affection, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to subscribe a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold backbreaking Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"fin guineas for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a var. ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in coarse law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joking,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the written document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your man and wife to Humphrey Raymond can not now move,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Church, the present tense, the reception ?"

"The presents can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the choir and bell clone,"I explained.

"How shall I line up a rich hubby now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall bear dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a fine gentleman and may well excell in business with a proficient woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have got to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and vino ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"stillness, we will think of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rearing extremity myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No skipper,"she said as I caught her by the shoulder joint,"Don't tear my duster, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and honest as her Logos she removed her smock to stand raw but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ money box we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door frame hurts my back."

"So climb on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are risque !"she simpered,"someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the paries with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to take me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as wafture of rapture swept over her.

I strode Forth to my study, she held my knee pants so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maidservant simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your wench and let us talk over matters like gentlemen do in a harlot house."

"Wench, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"give over Miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my cubbyhole, I sat on my hot seat while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his breeches down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's fellow member until when fully sheathed her backtalk brushed his. Their tongue entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first sentence I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my heading,"Oh well my dear, little chance of any sensible discussion,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their joy and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my maidservant asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's variety of being in lovemaking is it not ? ”