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Here it was almost a month before Christmas and I had no tone at all. Christ, I had always had cracking Yuletide spirit loved to give rather than incur. This year I had nothing, all my nestling were scattered, me and the married woman had parted ways not in a good way, though we were still married. I figured what the hell, without them it just was n't Christmas or perdition for that matter a lifespan, I just wanted to end it, life to me did n't find worth living anymore, true I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the office was I a coward ? Was I really that weak ? Huh guess I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a moment I really was a Sir Noel Pierce Coward, not a gun, too loud, car ? No too painful and might not work too many survived.

I had called all my tike but of course they had their own aliveness so were far to occupy to be bothered with their old man. Hell, I just wanted to wish them well, hoped they had a good holiday with their families. The end percentage I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were officious and I really did n't want to direct up all their clip. underworld, I 'd even render to see my grandson to no service. So I left the office having already fallen into a deep depression.

I walked maybe a Swedish mile, had turned off the beaten way of life finally coming to block on an old metal bridge. I knew the piddle would sail my torso away as fasting and toilsome as it was flowing. Looking around I started to climb up the railing when there was a stir, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.

'' Help ! aid ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shore. A couple of police officers appeared a few moment later and took us to a local anesthetic protection. There they began to call into question the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the back calling me a paladin. Ok, that was odd they never left that fast without investigating a lot Sir Thomas More than they had.

Looking over at the 50-55 year old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``

'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am fine. '' I stared at the old really old underwear that the man was putting back on his body.

'' You 're lucky he jumped in to save you after you fell in. '' Another tax shelter man who 'd heard the story said.

'' Oh, I did n't fall in I jumped in, to save George here, stopping him from committing self-destruction '' Clarence said a Brobdingnagian smile on his face.

The shelter man stopped a minute cushion on his face, then opened his mouth to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to devote self-annihilation here. ``

'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.

'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.

'' Oh, ah promised land ! I 'm his defender angel. '' Clarence said.

The shelter man fell out of his president a look of shock and mental rejection on his face as he quickly fled the scene.

'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to save me ? Seems like it 'd be well-fixed to just ill-treat up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you imagine ? ``

'' True, true, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``

Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or abide ? ``

'' No St. George, I 'm finely. '' He chuckled.

'' That 's another thing how the hell do you know my name ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some kind of stalker or something ? ``

'' No, I 'm nothing like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an angel specifically YOUR guardian angel. ``

Nodding my pass this was a bit practically to take from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't bump your principal did you ? You need a doctor ? ``

'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``

'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``

'' Ah ! Angel arcsecond class, I do n't have me wings yet, I have to garner them. You my trade good man, are going to help me. '' Clarence replied happily.

'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the wrongfulness man. I 'm just a broken down, used up, old man, ai n't dependable for nothing much now a 24-hour interval. If anything I 'd get you an verbalize trip-up to the other place. `` Bout the only thing I 'm good for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.

'' Oh, you do n't believe that your wife, your children or your Grandchild would be better off if you were absolutely do you ? '' Clarence said a look of horror on his face.

'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're right-hand it 'd probably be right if I was never born. ``

'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad mind what do you intend ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok George V, ya got your wish, you 've never been born. '' At those intelligence a huge twist blew the door spread out stirring everything up creating a tidy sum. `` display off ! '' Clarence shouted.

Getting up I helped Clarence foot up the muddle, `` Well I said, I best be going I have a business to run. ``

'' I would n't be so sure George III, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``

'' for sure, '' I said, `` they might be capable to get you set up with something at the store. '' I told him.

We walked for a spell then entered the building I had my business organization in. Something was off where were all the offices ? Why was there just a vast room with lilliputian cubicles in it.

A charwoman walked up to me, `` I 'm sorry sir but you do not belong here, you 'll take to leave alone. ``

I looked at the woman, `` just who are you ? I own this building and I do n't call back hiring you. ``

'' That 's funny, '' the woman smirked, `` trick Homer Armstrong Thompson owns this edifice and you most definitely do n't look like him. I am building security department, now you 'll receive to allow for, this is a porn editing house and your presence here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The woman shouted.

'' What ? ! '' I said in disbelief standing there in shock as several prominent men walked up and literally threw us out the door ! Lying on the side manner of walking I brushed my apparel off, stood and walked back in the door only to descend flying back out a second base later.

I started to figure a third prison term when the adult female walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your actions have already alerted the topical anaesthetic government they should be here in a few minutes, if you 're still here then, you 're going to jail. '' With that she shut the door in my case and locked it.

'' That 's my building, '' I said.

'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to force the porn industry out on the fringe of the city. ``

'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to walk away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and move. ``

'' No George you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to go the petition, or carry the fight to the city council George VI, because you were n't born ! ``

Looking at Clarence I must have been dense 'cause I did n't hear a exclusive word he was saying.

'' No, '' I said, `` It just some form of fast one, look here comes Burt one of my upright booster. ``

wave down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``

'' Come on Burt stop acting you know I live at 21 Ficus sycomorus, come up on submit me home. ``

'' Yeah, yeah right hand retain your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police car drawing the officer 's tending and waving at me then doing a crazy sign.

The cab with the 3 of them stopped in movement of a relegate down condemned theatre, George ran from the cab in the front broken door. `` tyke ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could try him shouting through out the construction. A moment later the police officer pulled up.

'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` lawsuit you were never born to make them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.

'' Yeah, what you got Burt ? '' the military officer said.

'' Not sure Tom, think this guys a addle-head spouting all kind of material, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my spirit. ``

'' Alright, I 'll crack it out Cyril Lodowic Burt, '' The officer said.

'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun clip to go, this topographic point is n't safe been condemned, '' the officer told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. Come on out of there before I have to arrest you for trespassing ! ``

I came out not really sure what the hell was going on. `` feel Tom, can we go to my mother 's ? She can guarantee for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.

'' Sure, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the hospital, you obviously have had some case of straits harm. ``

'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and mollify the man.

We drove to the other side of town, downtown I could see that it was almost all erotica field of operations, bars, with half of the buildings boarded up and closed, what the hell was going on ? This was one of the most combat-ready areas of the town, but here I saw almost half was closed, was I in the wrong town ?

Finally we stopped in front end of a embarkment house. Huh ? That was n't right where was mother 's theatre ? Knocking on the door I sighed in succour when my mother answered the door.

'' Mom, you have to let me in the worldly concern has gone crazy I ... '' I started

'' female parent ? Who are you ? Is this some type of sick caper ? I ai n't got any kids my solely son died a few years ago in front of the school, a drive by. I do n't know you from disco biscuit. '' The pissed adult female said.

'' Mother it 's me George, your son, I was just with your brother 2 time of day ago. '' I said.

'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.

'' Why right field here, '' I replied.

'' That 's a lie ! My brother is in county lock-up for drunk and chaotic behavior. If you want a room it 's money up front end. '' She growled at me, then slammed the room access in my face. I could only stand there my mouth overt feeling like an moron, what in the hell was up ? I knew a antic like this could be done but not on this scale, and to have my mother involved to this extent ?

I walked to the end of the walkway Tom the cop was there, `` Alright brother you 've had you 're chance, time to go in. '' Pulling out a set of hand cuffs I watched without moving, 'til he was right upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprise uppercut I watched him fall then lit out the face-to-face direction.

Groaning he rose pulling his revolver, `` stop consonant ! '' I heard him shout, then his gun kindling over my head. Running, twisting turning through every back street way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a issue of sentence before they located me. Finally stopping in a park not far away I waited for nighttime to fall.

Clarence soon appeared. `` You see George ? No one knows you, you were never born to create friends with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from police force academy. ``

'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about people who have this strong of a mind to take a crap people imagine and do matter they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.

Sighing Clarence looked up and shook his top dog, `` you really do n't get it do you George VI ? You might not think that you 've done much but each man and woman leaves a Mark, a passing if you will upon all those whose lives they touch. I am surprised a man as levelheaded as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a wondrous endowment to actually see what the human beings would be like without you in it. ``

'' A giving ? '' I stated, `` More like a horrible wrestle, harebrained nightmare. ``

'' No George it 's nothing like that you have ... '' Clarence started.

Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his eyes. `` I have to sleep together Clarence, I have to know, where 's my wife, she might hate me but at least she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``

Struggling Clarence tried to break off free, `` I 'm not allowed to recite ... ''

'' Tell me damn it ! or so help me I 'll fatten out your lip, '' I threatened.

'' I ca n't George if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.

'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.

'' She never married she 's an old bitter woman, she cleans at the hospital. She 'll be off in an hour ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.

I started running for the other English of town I 'd barely piss it. I had just got there when I saw some of the staff going away, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her attention. Startled, I saw her dash away in the opposite direction.

'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to catch her. `` Jane ! Do n't you know me it 's George III ! ``

I felt a burly arm yank me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the lady ? '' can a strapping voice.

'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my wife ! '' at which dot Jane let out a scream and passed out.

I lit out of there, the crowd was starting to count ugly and they were starting to stare at me. I ran back to the park, then kept going before I knew it I was at the same bridge circuit again I could palpate the tears streaming down my face.

'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you hear me Clarence ? ! I want to last, I do n't want it to end this way. Please I want to experience ! I want to live ! Please Clarence, please. ``

A moment later a car stopped behind me on the bridge, `` George III ? George ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.

turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``

'' George buddy, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.

'' I said g ... waiting you called me George ! '' I said suspiciously.

'' Yeah well that 's your public figure after all. '' Tom said slowly.

'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.

'' hoot George you ok ? You hit your fountainhead ? You need a doctor ? '' Tom asked worry etched on his face.

'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm ok ! as a affair of fact I am dependable than fine ! ``

'' Well I was supposed to assure you that your Thomas Kid have called more than than a few sentence about you. Something about you never returned their phone calls. '' Tom advised me.

Thanking him I took off for town, Yes ! This was the town I lived in ! There were thriving business sector here, no porn business firm, no bars just the town I remembered.

I was finally back to my building, strangely enough there was a crowd in front, that and the fact that they

seemed to be waiting for something or person. As I drew closer saw it was far Thomas More than my staff, in fact it appeared to be almost every person I knew in the town. Huh, disappear for a little piece and they all come out of the Wood work.

A young woman I 'd had my eye on for a patch was the first to see me, `` Oh George III ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her blazon around me. `` You scared me to death ! I was afraid you were gone for safe ! Without me giving you your present. '' Here she slipped my bridge player into her pants to show she had nothing on under her bloomers. Pressing into my hand I heard her gasp then she pulled back and blinked.

shucks I thought when had she fuck off this hoot hot for me ? Watching her walk of life back to the others I could smack her sex succus on my hand. Inhaling the aroma I thought she had an awesome nice ass, shit I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to hold out now !

That 's when I saw respective of the other cleaning woman giving me and my genitals the once over, Hades yeah !

My daughter and son came to direct me to her mansion, though I really did n't want to see her I knew my wife would be there. Promising them I would be civic I went and actually enjoyed my self. In the backrest of my head I knew I had at least 5 other invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a chime ring.

'' granddad, I heard that every sentence a bell rings an angel gets it 's fender. '' He said.

grin I nodded, `` that 's properly, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''