‘ extraterrestrial must live, due to the enormity of the universe.'
Dick Pound was always trusted that one was a phallusy. Until one foreign nighttime, when he gladly awoke to divulge a Green glow noncitizen penis inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a dick pounding that night. The side by side morning he arrived at work. He was a coach, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the cock pounding. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching round the authority like an erect cock. In fact, one day some of the son had seen fit to wrap him up in a human being sized condom - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the gumshoe pounding he'd received the Night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another green glowing cock hammer. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on world was going on ?

At the end of each day, prick knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one affair he could count on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroke of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar green glow which filled his room. POUND. POUND. POUND. It had began again. cock grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself look to face with a sexy looking alien man. The extraterrestrial being, surprised at cock 's sudden movement, winked. The first thing he noticed was the green man 's pectoralis. The alien was ripped, like a living sculpture. Compared to the outlander, Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a weak little little girl. tool smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and make a motion a lilliputian bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his office. British pound. POUND. Egyptian pound. The throb was certainly otherworldly. Dick frowned and began to grow curious. As the glowing genus Phallus pounded away, tool 's psyche began to fill with questions, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( alien ) semen.

After a short while, Dick Pound's thinking drifted. He thought he'd seen the stranger somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to recall where he could've seen an alien. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously frightening rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"putz British pound sterling mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the extraterrestrial responded in hood,"real PLAYAS UP IN Hera NOW. REPRASENT."
The extraterrestrial's reaction of some Too $ hort lyric confirmed Dick lb's misgiving - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in roof, much like the lyrics to the Sung"Yo neck, Yo rachis"must have been written. The beat stuck in his headspring - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a horseshit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT cocksucker ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL down feather YO back UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A REAL PLAYA NOW GURL. real. I DON'T GO FIRST."
dick soon realised the extraterrestrial spoke not only completely in crown, but largely only in Too $ hort language. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only soul who had observed land refinement from the exterior, but never lived it, could stimulate composed songs and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The extraterrestrial being was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought peter, as logs of jack were removed from his anus during the stay on pounding. POUND. lbf. ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. tool was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the future morning fresh as the first steaming poop on a low temperature day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one roll in the hay who he spilled it on. One particularly heated moment he managed to swamp an Irishman with the substance of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' Fists were raised, but at this exact moment, who would make it in a giant phallus shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. short DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. '' The external glass shattered, giving way to the giant glowing craft, and Too $ hort entered the berth, pulled down his pants, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of semen ! This was turning into a finely day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled tool up in his strong implements of war and took him aboard his cock shaped infinite ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. shaft furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in blank, in earth orbit. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's cock. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounds in flying sequence. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? Ezra Pound. Came the solvent. No. POUND. And silence. Nought but a single, lonesome British pound sterling to finish the job. Shortly thereafter, hawkshaw British pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to earth. You might think hawkshaw would die in the vaccuum of place, but he did n't. shaft punt did n't take any red cent. Dick Sudanese pound was badass. Dick Pound 's pecker was all-american. Too $ hort 's shaft shaped space ship came zooming after him, ready to penetrate peter 's ass. But Dick 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to steer away from the insanely place cock.

gumshoe began to fly into deep space on the jet of his seed. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his semen was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a black hole, which sucked his big putz for him. `` effective blowjob ever, '' Dick thought. He would recommend it to anyone. As putz passed the Hubble inscrutable athletic field, he wondered how big Edwin Powell Hubble 's cock was when he was alive. Dick passed the voyager and knew was out far into blank now. As peter grew hungrier and hungrier, he was forced to consume his own semen. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own semen and eating afterwards, an endless sexy cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .