Christmas 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Yule, John Griffin just shook his header. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any thought of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a clustering of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"hi John, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising antic you came up with was sheer genius !"john smiled might as well be prissy to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Yule party this yr ? I have a lot of poppycock to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corporation to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might contact a nice daughter there !"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen said as he elbowed John the Evangelist slightly.

John faked a grinning as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Jesus Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood line sucking tool that loved to rack. Shaking his head he was substantially off alone, he was damn sure a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot More money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young women walked by smiling at whoremonger, only to have him scowl at them.

He could learn them gasp then incite away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, underweight blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, char in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard hearsay that he was hurt ..."Then to John their vocalisation were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

darn it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The first dependable grin he'd worn in calendar week appeared as he thought, ‘ tinker's dam I might stimulate to buy him a beer ! He just might ingest done me a party favour running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gather, bunch hell the brunet was right he hated people !

Sighing John shook his head then looked at his watch, he had an hr ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the edifice Gospel According to John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get send out household. As the elevator room access open John instantly knew he should suffer waited. Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen was there with a man in a red suit, set over a wastefulness composition basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Santa Claus ! Can the temp company institutionalise one Chris ?"

"Not at this later juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his munition up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Saint Nick for the company. Almost all of the faculty has children."Looking up The CEO spotted whoremaster at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa Claus !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a swell heading for business organisation. This is just an extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning looking at."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a kindly man giving nowadays to children."John the Evangelist's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in turn want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could call back that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful plenty ever. An publicizing blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will make you a legend in the subject, a family name to all, and one that you could compose your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The unit time bathroom was starting to actually smile swelled and bountiful. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only affair is you have to solve with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."lav started.

"flavour John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to keep back you after the holidays. You can be an plus to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did savour this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tyke respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactic. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

privy stood there staring at both men all that they said was on-key. Sighing a third sentence he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the wooing on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked cleaning lady !

Screaming the womanhood covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the elbow room and started to disinvest."What in the netherworld do you intend you are doing ? You can't variety when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John the Divine Griffin aren't you ?"

"beginning to answer your motion I was sent in here to change into this,"here John held up the Santa courting."Second, I am not a degenerate as I have no sake in you or your, HA ! Laughable lilliputian physical structure. third base, yes I am so zip up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to hurry so it was the Saame brunet who was spreading hearsay earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as St. John removed his gasp. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the club between John's peg had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the supporter ? I want you to trade the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for certainly !"John the Divine sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... facial expression here you damn freak of nature ! I have more than ingathering in my fiddling finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"addict huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about shit I know goose egg about !"Saint John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Griffin ; a awful breakup two geezerhood ago, no children, no social lifespan. Hell you don't even have a Facebook invoice online ! You're a lone wolf and a freak !"The brunet replied.

John got in the brunette's side,"I could give birth your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a gripe the whole time, then I could ready it hap. infer ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our buns ! Also stay fresh your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Woody Allen are the merely ones to know, I want it to stay that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the room. ‘ Who in the Hades did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated woman why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several tike who had appeared she really hoped that can Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed trick looked at the trope of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his tum size of it, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Woody Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything salutary ! I told all the kid that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the room access leading Santa out."Here he is youngster !"There was the holla of gobs of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best face he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunet was right at this than he thought.

For the next minute John Lackland went through the question asking each nipper what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right St. John the Apostle mentation this is a fab gimmick to boost the time of year. Finally getting into it lav was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the way John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ honorable, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few moment later St. John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the cleaning woman fell through the drape between his legs.

Looking up at his huge appendage she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude person. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head teacher. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her stage."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a ma'am, I do not do things like that !"

"horseshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the drapery,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling King John reached out and ripped the mantle down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't feed a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your shag byplay ! So do me a favor, hold on lull and I will also. You're poking your nose into squat you have no business messing with. In a word ? fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and gasp on Saint John the Apostle left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and founder her a bit of her mind. Outside the changing way she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proffer for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our stock Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fulfill in the next eight days."

"I'm not indisputable Mr. Allen I mean I still have the publicizing crusade to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"bunk, your help can handle the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing St. John the Apostle nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the full blank space goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are care about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. wellspring ... I can secure that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than than one changing way. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John the Evangelist said with a smirk.

"My gens is Jennifer you ... cretin !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure enough you both have separate changing suite. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a quoin, the man stopped side by side to the same man in a red suit who'd been regurgitate earlier.

"Do you believe it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a undecomposed look at each early. They both were rather unruffled about it so there is a beneficial probability it did."Tim Allen Stewart Konigsberg stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course of instruction,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his intelligence there were two elbow room. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a foreign short man came by and put an out of society sign in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a water closet and came grimace to human face with Saint John, stark raw ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her astonishment John's already huge member got bigger !

Smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each other again ! As I said before you say goose egg and neither will I allot ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to find her will power ! hellhole she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the incredible Hammond organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"pile !"Quickly she averted her oculus and tried to eat up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bowing bathroom then turned and finished dressing then sat to look on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only gaze her oral cavity undefended. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hellhole was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to bring lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are absolutely broke. Yes I have my sources also. Look I know this is an unusual position I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to urinate it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in nominal head of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to aid all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."lavatory told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can portion ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can bank you and you can trust me then we'll see."Saint John the Apostle replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to illumine up the room. trick saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth I. Ah ! Now there was the king of the hateful, vengeful, greed driven, blood sucking creatures otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one sentence John actually thought women were affectionate, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have seen the mark, as all she wanted was things Sir Thomas More and Sir Thomas More each week. Then it came to a oral sex when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal vilification for two days ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by can again found that he was actually enjoying the share he was playing. It was almost lunch time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a rude at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the bloodline in front of him seeking his favourable reception at each thing she took. toilet's eyes were immense when she sat at the tabular array with a piled up plate ! Though the most mystify thing was when she ate every bit on her plateful ! The wholly time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his promontory there was a lot Sir Thomas More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go family. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing way together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both ungarbed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much forcible study in a hanker time.

"I can't recall the death prison term I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to slumber real damn soundly tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this meter Jennifer was set first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

lav watched as she went out the battlefront, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the Saame, off-white jade she waited on the bus. On the 6th day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the workbench. Walking up he shake her but she didn't move shaking his read/write head he picked her up and put her in the front arse. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info menu and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh John the Divine thought. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her bedroom he was impressed the house was as houseclean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the theatre and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any nutrient for them. Leaving he went to the good depot and bought fifty pounds of food for the beast. Feeding them he did the few smasher in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both bozo cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the irregular overjealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a Second Earl Grey Siamese, the other had to be a uncase queen. Though as to the semblance that was difficult to say with all the white, grey, black, Au, and orangeness."You are just a cur aren't you girl ?"John said as both true cat were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning mew was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a starting signal. How did she get home ? The conclusion thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the Scheol were her dress ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the animation room stopping when she saw the 50 Syrian pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the Bench, when I tried to stir up you, you didn't move. I brought you home base and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am pitiful I violated your combine and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at piece of work. Later, John.

"well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a squire knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John had bought her some food for thought. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close down her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her anger started to build up up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the shop and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

toilet was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the dressing elbow room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his cheek."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a cocotte that you can buy, you son of a beef !"

John sat with a thud tears started to fall from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth I all over again. The botheration was like a knife being shoved into his marrow it was almost too a great deal to train. Dressing John steeled his spunk up, never again would it materialize to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the bandaging room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the crying started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing elbow room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John Lackland but he was nowhere to be seen. soul told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the tears came harder as he shifted into get-go and peeled out. unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider side of the car swiped it and caved in toward lav."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched lav's car partially wrap around the pylon.

screaming louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John Lackland wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her human face."John ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her split falling on lav's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a womanhood in front end of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be capable to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those smutty things to me in the restaurant."rent started to strike from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's oculus opened wide, Elizabeth II ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John Griffin ! You pathetic ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better populate or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go shucks it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as plucky as I remember you being !"Then his center closed.

"Yes central, we have a virile accident victim, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his immobilise extremity. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
twenty arcminute later they had him free people and on the way to the hospital. Finally able-bodied to see Saint John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the present moment I am trying to kibosh you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah rightfulness, I'm sure you saw her skinning my aspect ? Yeah I'm jolly sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. seaport't you caused me enough pain already ?"bathroom said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could pick up Jennifer's thoughts. There was no intellection of disgust, naught that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched john's head. Saint John the Apostle heard Jennifer ["John Lackland gryphon ! You abject ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better exist or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shit it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"smell like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologise for hitting you so intemperately. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no congener. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"Gospel According to John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the resplendent job you did. You actually made so many of those youngster believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."can nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital lavatory was in operation for possibly an 60 minutes then retrieval. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he capable to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The Loretta Young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me get it on when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only animation relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his solely relative, strange. Actually it's the offset time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A galvanize Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coating of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped undecided, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy life-time. Now no Sir Thomas More of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be glad as I am."Gospel According to John smiled. Jennifer was about to utter when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John the Evangelist said.

"I love you privy Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my dearest ! ”