Dead Joystick ( Caw 25 First Appearance )


Monster
The air was desiccate as I walked across the dry desert expanse Swedish mile from my rest home. I was on a quest to stop the
bitch who was the out-and-out curse of my life-time. The dry wind blew out of the Dixieland, a hot spit of dryness that tried to suck any moisture from any matter it touched. I had miles to go just to reach the mete of her forest, then I had to struggle even more miles through the slurred tangle of under brush. It was going to be thug going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.

Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and advanced mage extraordinaire. wellspring, I was till a few twenty-four hours ago. It all started when I met the true nemesis of my spirit. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... woman mage though, damn good looking and a angelical clip in bed, was as alive as a frigidness, deadened, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd take in sworn were 2 different fair sex. So anyway, a calendar week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to find fault his jaw off the floor, when in the breast door walked this vision. Slender hips, deep blueing eye, the kind you do n't mind getting lost in, legs that started at her feet and seemed to go on forever.

Her hair was like a fine silk that play in the sun, and her stemma red lip had every man in the place
hurting for even a taste. About now I was thinking why was a good looking adult female like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the biggest shock of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this bottom taken ? '' Scheol who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the favourable dickhead in the place.
'' Sure, '' I said, `` here let me dust it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used hanky, I cleaned the fecal matter for her.

`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
spell charm. `` There, I think that ought to devote us sufficiency time to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an 60 minutes. `` I am meritless I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly hard to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze spell magical spell, unless you need the exercise ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue military mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her long painted lashes.
'' delegacy ? I 've heard no countersign of rescue military mission from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.

`` That 's because the council are the I who are holding my sis captive, you remember that ice romp last calendar month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her guggle since I was the mage to get her, it had been my last subject. I had finally grown tired of the peril and life threatening Book of Job I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't estimate her for just another pretty face getting by on her expression and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the spirit between my articulatio humeri blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a solid compositor's case against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, strong as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the firm around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful looking at. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.

I looked at her real close. She was good, but I already knew that her sister was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me conceive on it, '' I told her, `` let you know tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an reply tonight. We move tomorrow, foregather me here and we can talk over, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening peter. `` I 'm sure I can call back of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' red cent, I always was a patsy for a tight ass like hers, plus the hypnotic sway of her coxa as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little apprehensive about what would bump when the charm wore off. A here and now later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.

Getting up, I headed to the back to attain a cry. Knowing that the womanhood would have me watched, this would be the merely real chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my little apartment. The instant I hit the street I felt the stale, beat eyes of the watchman she had tailing me. Thought I had her pegged right, I knew her type, all grin til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and sore death they could. Yeah, there was n't too lots in this world as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd break get changed though every one of my good sense were tingling with risk, more than I cared to admit. Rounding a corner I felt a sec set of eyes on me. My guys, good, they 'd gotten the message.

Changing apparel, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get favorable after all, then an after cerebration, I started working my enchantments anyway. Last time I took a billet for granted, a tinker's damn troll almost crushed my head, that was a hundred days ago. Recently the work had started to bore the horseshit out of me, making me less paying attention to everything around me, a sure way to get killed or locked away in some diabolical prison. Moving past the window, I could still find eyes in the street following my shadow every move. Looking at the time I decided I had a few time of day for a nap, that is if the dreams would leave me alone. Setting every ward and alarm I could recollect of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely give me an edge.

Several 60 minutes later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. Sure enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting screaming of terror rising from the merchant ship trading floor. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the changeling who was trapped in my ward lying in wait. Shaking my head, it always surprised me when citizenry overlooked Montgomery Ward. almost, now a days were n't that impregnable. matter is though, I used a lot old magic than to the highest degree of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't know about the older illusion. I smiled as I watched the fool offset to strangle, then choking coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to get the homo pig poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.

Walking down the step I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the wards, the ... affair began to spit and bedamn at me, `` You 're adjacent, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The adjacent thing I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell nothing. I had started to reach in to grab my telephone, when i felt another pair of non-white eyes upon me. Damn, figured a fair sex like her probably had a pack lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the farseeing run. turn, I went back up to dress for tonight, not certainly what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay stuffy care than ever before.

I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in intellect. It seemed the woman had an affected ravisher and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the speech sound of my foot falls enceinte in my ears. Awful quiet for this time of the even. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the mixologist From the flavor of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a bit, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcohol, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few moments later she seemed to drift in the door, I tried not to stare at the inadequate hem production line she was now sporting. Like former today, every man in the place had to rive their jaws off the floor.

seance in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the succeeding 29 minute she described, in detail, the prison house I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my weaponry as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a half hour head trip out of the city, stopping before a with child two tarradiddle building, actually a hall. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
walking in we were met by more of the ... still could n't discover them, imagine a prominent puppet with humble automobile horn, a small ridge of acantha down the spinal column, short fang, and to a greater extent hair than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a pocket-sized army of these things. Huh, the peeress had been busy.

`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her handwriting and was suddenly naked before me. tinker's damn ! I had to say she appeared to be everlasting. Her tight ass, the untouched breast, her trimmed pubic hair, hell her pussy was drooling and the olfactory sensation coming from her was starting to exploit on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, twine look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the stop, I did n't worry, nor was I noticing the warning polarity. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should bug out before she changed her mind. Pushing her ramification apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to take her. Rising up, I drove full length, balls deep. Her scream of pleasance causing me to slam harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her wooden leg around me. I felt her trunk convulsing her muscular tissue squeezing my member, trying to eviscerate my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unlade a expectant encumbrance deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to place a dozen ward before I passed out.

I jerked awake an hour later as several of her army were trying to break through my Ward. Two were already stagnant with a few more about to bring together them. I reached over to wake her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my digit, it took a moment for my clothes to come. I should ingest headed to the council that present moment, then this would ingest been over within 2 hours, did I ? netherworld no ! As usual, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the 10th clip in a c years.
I was going to treat this my self. I should have noticed the stiffening in my peg when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the polarity. I found her outside the prison house. She 'd just knocked out everyone. hoot, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to adopt a step, I found my leg and substructure were rooted to the smear. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor turn I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized to the highest degree of my spine.

I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was dead for sure. It 'd take Day for the spell to
completely turn back. Concealing my ego, I did something serious, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and rant when she found her sister 's cellphone empty. Good, the boys had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the night and hope she did n't have the knowledge to debilitate all my might. I could get word her as she tried to ruin the prison. I do n't think she even realized that the exponent she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her unchurch me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for aught, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to wish that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could get wind her moving through the woods, setting everything on fire. darn, this seemed intimate.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, come for me if you dare ! I have a secure link to all your major power, occur fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a consequence later.

I felt the counter spell starting to ferment. At to the lowest degree my spine was n't solidness now. shit ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't call them. But the bitch had been amiss about one thing. She had n't gotten all my powers, most yes. Sex had a tendency to open one up to the highest degree of the way, not all the way like she thought. sure enough she was a peachy lay but ... I stopped a here and now, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a fellow tone to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingerbreadth, of class ! A geographical mile away, I felt her pitch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a stiff ass and hers was always the tightest !

Looking at the prison house, I wished I could serve them but I had more squeeze trouble. I had to maintain moving to
get the creeping arbor to overrule faster. My charm were only at 50 %, so it was going to take long to change by reversal it. Picking up a uncoiled branch, I started the long pass back to my place. 2 time of day later, I was at the sharpness of the city. I had a route but not in the daylight. I could see the multitude running in holy terror, then the council would intercede, not good. They 'd help me sure but they 'd probably make the spell reverse an inch a year, just as punishment. Several hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most potent wand/cane I started out for her star sign. The sun was rising when I made the desert expanse. I had started crossing with the rising sun. half way across I felt another of my powers slip back. Problem was, it was still a pocket-sized magnate, but at least now I had enough to go on myself alive.

The sun was already starting to set, when the tree line that was the bound of the prop came within survey. I was now starting to feel more and more of my skin returning, but from my waistline down, I was still tree source. At to the lowest degree I was starting to experience more homo like than Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree like. Finally, reaching the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree seam, I waved my scepter and could faintly see a itinerary through. Looking down, I saw that the creep had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first-class honours degree of my Major powers. Smiling, I felt her affright when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach and play it back, only to get empty air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that strong did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no peer for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your balls on the wall as my first and best prize ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or play a trick on me to bonk you. Please ! funny story, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could experience her anger rising, thoroughly !

I had just reached the boundary of the forest when there was a Brobdingnagian rumbling behind me, using my power ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her scream as she burst through the front door, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a dead man ! Then I 'm going after the low spirit level ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystal. in effect, though I knew it would n't confine her long, it might be enough for me to get a few more abilities back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my stifle, though I was n't embarrassed to bear my pecker out in the heart-to-heart air, there was still a quiver and it was damn cold to me there. A s, then one-third of my John R. Major ability had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you dazed beef, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to take your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll toss off you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her things swept out of the hall threatening to bury me. I started to put down them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.

Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew all-embracing as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been hard than you, '' I started to pull harder, feeling more strength reappearance. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my portion to rule all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, belligerent, belligerent self-justification for livelihood beast. I WILL rule or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should vote out her and I knew I was probably going to catch hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a tight ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a Hell of a lot More than I had before. Screaming bloody execution the whole time she 'd have her revenge, then finally blessed secrecy, damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the nether region up, i was far more powerful than her and still she insisted I was nothing.

My Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth finally cleared the final of her army. I had at least another hour before the creeping bower was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any living thing left. About that meter my in conclusion cooperator appeared, `` shit Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn Death want do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and Brother they ai n't well-chosen. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few minutes later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know better than to expose th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your hatchet man. I 've been your protection, your police military group. exclude the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your prick for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the whole council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't open me any dickhead. You 'll possess my report and my mother fucking badge in the forenoon. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go right ahead. I guarantee I will consider out at least half the council before it is done. ``

I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triad Ward around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The succeeding cockcrow I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping spindle but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The vertebral column of an old manufacturing plant opened as I waved my script. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report, not too bad. Only 23 varlet, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police written document and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can imbibe my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' gladiola you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to separate them off, '' he smiled wider.
shaking my forefront I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` sin, all you can snog my ass, crap ! ``

Leaving, I started to get that funny tactual sensation again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
skittle alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a monumental amount of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the stiff enforcer, police agentive role we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't jazz, I guess you were a yes man. You followed Holy Order within the law but never beyond, it took this case to break you from it. ``
'' hold, you 've been waiting for me to narrate you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry grinning on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tired of club only, not giving them yourself. '' the elder said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a dictation position. '' he said.
'' okay, '' I said a broad grinning on my face, `` and the former ? ``
Coughing a minuscule, the senior blushed, `` Oh, a minor detail, my girl, she 's young, only 200 but she wants to own a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at to the lowest degree twice a day. '' It was my turn to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy dump ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! acquit skin, long fuzz, long wooden leg, and what a closely ass ! Maybe things were starting to count up for once, at least after the last 2 one C. Hey ! What can I say always been a chump for a soused ass .
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