Ancient Italian capital, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at fellow ?"Mark Anthony shouted above the clamour of a busy Rome morning.

"Off down the Colloseum tonicity,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Margaret Mead and a new wad of Angle slaves."

"phone good, I'll tell Julie,"marker Anthony replied.

"Call me Julie again and your chief will join those of the Huns on the ear above the city gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right keep your crown on,"Mark Susan B. Anthony replied,"Do you estimate they got any Virgo Nozzer ?"

"Six weeks in a gravy holder with a bunch of randy Oarsmen, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the Angles call option"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"Right,"Mark Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a regular bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, great, cracking compexion, outstanding in the sack but she bathes in donkey milk and fetor like a bloody donkey,"Mark Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his married person Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing mate ?"he called.

High above the base of the Sistine Chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold gameboard having a kip and sleping off a heavy night on the Mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"dungeon the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint checkmate, you want to use lead not cow droppings,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to take a workweek, two coating of briliant white they said."

"mate, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old circle like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa Lighthouse ?"

"Every screwing dead body heard about Pisa lighthouse, started keeling over so they put a twist in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"Fuck you too."

The Colloseum was busy, every cunt and his Ilex paraguariensis was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angles and Gallia was so pale they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabian had to be kept under cover or they blacked up, most was shackled together but some was in single wooden cages.

"What's the period of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesvos,"he said.

"From Lesbos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"goofball,"the bloke answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice shuttlecock, say XX one, blonde, big melons,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the bloke queried.

"50, fifty five at a push button,"Nozzer offered.

"Well you can stimulate her,"he pointed to a beautiful Angle angel,"From Wessex, beautiful girl, fucks like an angel,"he taunted,"For one time of day for fifty."

"I want's a house hard worker,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking 50, you wan na get real fellow,"the bloke replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a crisp old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"brand up yer idea, tart or scrubber, cleaner."the bloke sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a bally wife, don't go there mate they're trouble,"the bloke advised before he saw some early mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some cleaning woman hollered, pointing at half a dozen naked feller tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.

"smell like you been taking vantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every one-half hr, come and see the show,"she offered.

"For fucks sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Hellenic language !"

"No ?"says the woman as she grabs the penny-pinching slave's peter and starts wanking it,"You surely ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a firmly on ?"she asked,"You want me to wank your piffling pecker instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a collapsible shelter pole was pushing it out,"Fuck !"he said out loud.

The woman suddenly left her slave and stuck her helping hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean drawers but they was in the wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"quint Sirstes to make you cum or I'll rip it out by the roots for free."

Nozzer liked it rocky,"Rip it out by the etymon,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a jibe,"Fuck off deviate !"she said abruptly.

"Me a fucking perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slaves in public ten fourth dimension a day !"

"Twenty on a right day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his heading and went turn to see the animals. Andreas the Lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"screw Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his king of beasts feet,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was stupid but not stuid enough to get in a Panthera leo Cage to appear at an septic animal foot at Lion's tiffin time, which was basically any time a king of beasts wasn't actually a kip.

"expression bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"poor people bugger's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with love apple sauce cowering naked at the rear of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great help,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a perfectly cert but Gaul, I reckon old Leo will run a bally leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to suss out out the Chariots for Sat race. His mate Benner was working on his two buck chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a huge mallet.

"fucking sake Benner you'll bust it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking care if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entree to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too much fucking information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked nighttime working out the future from the wizard, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few proceedings a dyad of clock time a month and dream up some load of bolloks to recount the twats down the United States Senate. Writing it up was the worst, three gyre all the same for dissimilar departments. Anyroad it tucker out Lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the Temple of Vesta to have a bit of backchat with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a kerfuffle. Some hoot was getting chucked out of a a incline room access. Nozzer recognised her, she used to be near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to dumbfound his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"ass off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"

"Yes, send for me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody beef have chucked me out, me dad will bear a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to make a depiction ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a crafty wank and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the Temple, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"Well forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can sleep on the story after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be selector,"she said happily as she gathered up her scrimpy belonging,"leash on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a berth up with a slave and got tod to do it off by detached women but suddenly here was a raspberry what was up for it. He should have sensed a trap but his mind was definitely switched off and his ball firmly in control.

"Failed monthly review, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for mansion slave to keep the house clean and jerk and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"strait like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"Right, so where do I find a married woman ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, face I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"expression"he said.

"Oh, lets get round off your place and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the theme. Analise offered up a silent prayer, Nozzer wasn't the best catch but his bed round sleeping on the cobblestone of the Autostrada.

In just a few mo they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you like what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his pecker spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front of his toga rise propelled by his knob end, she had good uncertainty that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the edge of the table, spread her peg, closed her eyes and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear up her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her pussy began to feel moist. She kept her eyes tightly closed so she didn't have to look at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing pain in the ass wracked her mind as Nozzer brutally shoved his meat into her piano yielding pussy,"Awww, that fucking scathe !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your fucking dreams match you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the nuisance was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to experience quite courteous, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her eyes, to be honest Nozzer didn't looking quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that love juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just dissipate me load darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"public treasury I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then secret plan on round two."

"In your dreaming,"she replied,"Anyway we have to tell papa we're engaged."

Too late Nozzer sensed the lying in wait,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a comely display of Nile Crocodile tears,"Professing that you love me only to hurtle me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose next off you'll be telling Daddy I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"Well rustle up a half decent Dowry and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"tool nous, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too broke to pay a right dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's oblation,"Nozzer offered,"On the former hand lets not, I got another stiffy. On your spine wench, it's your golden day ! ”