`` Breaking tidings at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Joseph Smith is interrupting her vacation to bring you this narrative. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes frankfurter, and I 'd like to give thanks Fox 11 LA for their assist in bringing you this history. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The photographic camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The vocalization over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the prospect of a crime when Tinker Bell was stolen. Tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon cortege on the top floor. ''

The camera pans back to the windowpane on the corner of the top flooring above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the suite last night were lawn tennis whiz, Venus Hotbody, new from her one thousand Slam win in the US outdoors. She was with her new husband, Alexis onanism, the twosome had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first tinge that something was wrong was this good morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood boulevard, and flew into the picture show set on sundown Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing Pyxidanthera barbulata junk. Later the housework stave found that chub mackerel Bell was missing from the suite, and there was no sign of Hotbody or withdrawal. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the probe into Tinker Alexander Bell's fade. headwaiter Rogers ? ``

The handsome police master looms almost comically over the flyspeck reporter, who is holding
her mike senior high up so the Captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a quiet
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' well Ms. Kate Smith, we're now treating this as a snatch, and the FBI is on standby to supply help. Our effectual advice is that under the Magical individual Act, sure cartoon fictional character count as persons for the purposes of the penal code, we think Tinker Alexander Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a snatch, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my federal agency at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jumping it 's tracks, and continue to fly down Hollywood avenue. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to move down Sunset Boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon cathartic, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other human, to be able to conform to them into the wall painting, so the Red Car disappeared from mint. ``

'' We're assembling a task force, and Captain W. H. Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As skipper Hudson is also a toon character, he has the ability to enter the mural and composition back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and music director of the car ; two other parkland invitee ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you maitre d'hotel. With that, back to hot dog in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking taradiddle at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the constabulary have set up their crime fit at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the fit, yellow offence aspect taping marks off an area. Several law officers
are milling about. The camera focuses on the vista at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a vivid blue devil sky. Then one of the police force officeholder walks too confining and
throws a tail across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, skipper Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attack to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The television camera focuses on the mural, the background hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the length. It grows bigger. It becomes placeable as some sorting of old fashion car.

'' I see Captain Hudson River approaching. … maitre d' Hudson is of course of action a 1951 Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a actual three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's door open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
officers to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New House of York
Brownstone ). There is pandemonium as a host of reporters shout questions at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developments here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

maitre d'hotel William Penn Adair Rogers looks up, and pace towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to garner.
The car follows along side him. Captain Virginia Katherine McMath speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that Captain William Henry Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo Park. There was no sign of Tinker Alexander Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. The Car 's driver, music director, and the former two missing guests were found, apparently safe but under a spell of some description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of shouted questions from the assembled newsperson, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station house, the task force is considering what to do next. headwaiter W. H. Hudson is attending via video league from his function, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the video conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the country have picked up the feed.

Captain Rogers is about to speak, when there is a speech sound everyone is companion with. It sounds as if someone is playing a tune on a crystal chandelier. It's Tinker Bell's vocalism. Then with the associate pizzaz ! of a crescendo on the vitreous silica chandelier, Tinker Bell appears above the league table.

Tinker Bell is not her usual mild greenness ; she's glowing with a distinctly red jot. She chimes four banknote, rather discordantly, followed by the bass part growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, chub mackerel Bell is not happy. She launches into staccato broadside of chimes, most of the player in the meeting look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high pitched interpreter. `` Well, Captain, She's not happy. She wants to recognize what we're doing to get her sister after those big bad cat stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' head police chief Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes sea captain, the missing poof is in fact Tinker Vanessa Bell's baby, ‘ wanker Bell.'tinkerer campana has been taking a vacation and her baby has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker chime, and says, `` That's not a courteous matter to say about your sis. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ harbour't we noticed that the horny kick has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference way is mute as everyone digests this news. One officeholder asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ red periwinkle ?'''

Thomas More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` Periwinkle is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the doorway to the office room bursts open, and an police officer wreck into the room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream feed fit into life story, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a luminance, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Urania is standing next to a bed, the bed is a modern take on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a square block of slim down beam.

From off camera, Alexis'representative say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar bell of a faery voice, a happy one this time. With a oomph ! a fairy, presumably tosser Bell, darts into the scenery from the left field, trailing hob dust behind her. The faerie pauses above genus Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of lightning of magic travels to Venus, then suddenly Venus'dress disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the consultation observation is too distracted by the red-hot display of Venus flesh to notice practically else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not notice the fairy landing to her left and growing to human being size, while Alexis enters the word-painting from the right.

Both of them progress on the Naked Venus. Urania is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the display ), and the faggot in human form only comes up to Venus'dummy, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'nipples. That might get some of the audience to detect wanker Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( Male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of fabric, which cover nothing, so it 's patent the human sized tosser Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the rightfield, while he 's not as freakishly tall as genus Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a drumhead. Alexis is that unusual combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his mixer media empire, he also had a renowned college football vocation. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

wanker Bell and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Urania is still entirely on display, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to play with genus Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Urania loses contact with the flooring, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can snog more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

wanker bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Urania by a nipple in her sass, Urania is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to snaffle hold of a fundament, and promptly begins sucking on genus Venus'toes. Venus'chemical reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very fill sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, Wanker Melville Bell performs a dim motion summersault, and one-half whirl. First, her peg are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her branch end up wrapped around Venus'head, with her mouth still on Venus'nipple. That stifles genus Venus'groan, but soon the faery is moaning in her poof way. A fairy 's groan sounds like several pipes from opposite ends of a pipe electronic organ, in a very happy harmony.

wanker Bell lets go of Venus'nipple and starts riding Venus'case, even though gravity should be in entirely the wrong focal point for that to be potential. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his terms and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'peg to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the shot is that Venus is floating defenseless and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her luscious aura, a fact appreciated by a bombastic balance of the viewers. At her principal, Wanker Bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astride Venus'face arms thrown open, and school principal thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the melodic accompaniment. At the other end, Alexis'cheek is rapidly disappearing into Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to amend that, by rapidly removing his pants.

Wanker campana is glowing to a greater extent and more strongly, as Passion of Christ and appreciation of what Urania is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed Post to steady herself, her innate power to fly seems to be failing in the heat of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the other bed post with both hands, so he can assembly line his dick up with genus Venus'kitty. He successfully manages the tricksy midair docking maneuver, and you can pick up his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the fagot pipage organ moans.

wanker gong is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's nighttime outside the Windows of the way. She is the germ of illumination for the whole vista, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an open fire. Suddenly, the live feed snub out. If you examined the final frames of the programme, which of course of action several viewing audience did, you 'd see that as the sprite reached the elevation of passionateness, she not only glowed, but seemed to break loose. The blowup presumably knocked the photographic camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma valley ; we go resilient to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her holiday ) on the picture. Azneth ? ``

'' Well wiener, I 'm here in the small picturesque townspeople of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's bureau has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's post. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' well Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got reports of a diminished explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputy sheriff who were first on the scene reported the background of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous center. Hazmat unit of the Sheriff 's business office are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the interview, and shows the great unwashed in smart yellow plastic courting in the
flat coat of the hotel. Off photographic camera you hear sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an detonation this morning, and there is now concern over possible… self-justification me, serjeant-at-law Crum seems to have news for us. ``

The camera pans back to the sergeant-at-law who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitive from justice Mr. Alexis masturbation and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this dawn. The FBI also suspects that the blowup was caused by the pansy jerk-off Bell, who was abducted by Mr. pulling out and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixy rubble from wanker doorbell. Pixie rubble is not harmful, but it can cause poisoning and unwanted trajectory in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to evidence a convoy of melanise SUVs, with lights flashing,
driving up the route towards the photographic camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a brusk conference, and
somebody comes over to talk to serjeant Crum. The photographic camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can support the arrival of a team of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco position of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the fugitive from justice shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the narration I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker Bell. As you may have heard the queer who disappeared was in fact Tinker Alexander Melville Bell 's sister, not tinker buzzer herself, and she may give caused a pixie debris explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage talks. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' developing in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Captain John Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes hot dog, the FBI treater have been in contact with the fugitive from justice yoke. We do n't hump who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the strait-laced house, which is the B & B, and some multitude wearing jacket with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the face threshold. Behind them genus Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A poof is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with Light Within flashing, and an date. Sergeant Crum pass towards the camera, a
cluster of newsman gather around him, thrusting microphone towards him.

'' The FBI dialogue team managed to ready contact with Mr. withdrawal method. Mr. withdrawal seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiations were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Sir Bernard Williams agreed to surrender. A fag, thought to be Wanker campana is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat unit of measurement are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a fusillade of questions, but the camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are hotdog, a relatively happy conclusion to this episode. dorsum to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live to a mechanical press league at the Orange County district attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis withdrawal method, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI factor in Glen Ellen, California, in connection with the disappearing of tinker Vanessa Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was tosser Vanessa Bell, Tinker Melville Bell 's baby. It was in fact Wanker Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of mistaken identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. Onanism and Ms. Williams who were the victim of a kidnap, by Wanker ship's bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. onanism and Ms. Sir Bernard Williams have refused to bid boot over this incident. The early four dupe in this matter are similarly refusing to imperativeness charges. So currently, jerk-off Alexander Graham Bell is unfreeze to go. Mr. Onanism would like to make a program line. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Urania and myself would like to thank tosser Bell for the marvelous wedding present she has given us. I want to punctuate at no meter were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our adventure into toonland, and in the tangible world will be a retentiveness that Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Walt Disney ship's company for all expense incurred in recounting to the use of the Red Car. In replication they have agreed to deteriorate all bang. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of question from the set up reporters .