Bringing in migrant, How Stumpy got his chip name

It was that dark bit of the night just afore sunrise, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just fine. The slight sea sheik rocked our gravy boat the"Fair Maid"as we approached the demesne and the engine just burbled on ticking over as we crept in, normally it had a big diesel motor but Denzil fitted a straight six gasolene out of an old combine harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the fish detention where about 40 blokes was crammed in.

One or two popped their heads out to see the deliquium precis of the surf on the sandy beach.

"You want the A30 road for London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could go up aboard.

We was nice about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the hard cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. Forty odd on em climbed in dinghy designed for ten and off they went into the dark.

Which left half a XII female child, we told they iffen they stuck bathing suit on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a couple at a time as plod would be too busybodied eyeing up their teat and that to care if they was immigrants.

Course that was ball, they'd get picked up quick smart but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two nautical mile from the next poxy uninhabited island ten mil from the future poxy inhabited island. It were ilk survival of the fittest, we landed several hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of Lands End mind.

Didn't give a fucking really, Denzil were so anti-Semite he even hated folk music from Devonshire let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish hold sorting the birds out with swimming costume. These was hoot what usually wore they Burkas, head to toe tent things where you couldn't see nix but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"aspect at the fucking tits on this one."

"Fuck off,"I said,"livelihood yer MIT off."

The unmistakable strait of someone being smacked round the headway wafted up from the fish hold.

"The blooming bitch slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"Leave her titmouse alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her knocker, I was doing a Donald Trump,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussy ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should have asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"Fuck off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the wheel firm, Ross had to hang about in engine room cook to bulge the locomotive if Coast safeguard showed up, so I told Denzil to bring the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red freshness of the wheelhouse lights and in her underwear I could see she had a wheel to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"Fuck off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody bitch, return me the correct saddle horn then slaps me chops,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"fountainhead grant her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"smell ducky,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational hazard for illegals, if we don't the plodding will."

"So what, you fuck me and throw me over the side ?"she asked.

"Well it don't make no sense the other way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's tactual sensation not fancying him."

"And you Mister headwaiter, will you have intercourse me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll pass"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant screw me ?"she asked.

"Fuck you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racialist,"I said,"shuffling Hitler look like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"Button it and spread your ramification,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for fucking sake,"Denzil,"I fucking love bustin'hymens."

The sea was like glass, so clear you could you coud see the manifestation of the light from Long ships Lighthouse thirty land mile away shimmering like gold, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be stupid, hang on to the rail and let Denzil make love you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see tears in her eyes. I helped by pulling her knee breeches down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her grip the coaming round the reach binacle and had her bend over.

This time she let Denzil stick a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her boob and let them loose. Her nipples were in long, she was seriously horny.

"shag's rice beer Jethro, she leaking like a fucked strict secreter,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the bitch shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his pith up her slit,"Aw !"she gasped.

"wellspring that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more virgins down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the young lady right field by me.

"path I am you hawkshaw foreland,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her pap and nips as he slammed into her puss from behind.

"Bet you're glad you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by forty blokes by now and not decent white blokes neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the to the highest degree of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy shit made his mistake. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a convention human being he grabs the poor bitch a bit rough and forces her promontory down.

"Clean my gumshoe up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her back talk open he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a life changing bit, soon as he got his dick in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"screw interest, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your head in its gob do you ?

"Stop it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her psyche with his clenched fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fire axe or flash gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the blood, she was chewing his cock off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the back of the question. Down she went taking the last four inches of Denzil's rooster with her.

He stared at the deflated stump in disbelief.

"screw sake Jethro,"he says,"shtup sake."

"I reckon your days of fuckin'birds are over Ilex paraguariensis,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"fuck off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"Charles Herbert Best swim for it eff,"I says and next thing she's out the wheelhouse and over the side, striking out for the nearest island.

"Mind the steering wheel Paraguay tea,"I says and I goes down the fish hold,"Your match just bit my mate's turncock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot adept follow quick smart."

I left em to it, spatter, splatter, four splashes and a later tentative knock on the bike house door,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"nooky sake."

"How's about I sell you a life jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"facial expression, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the greasy rag pressed against his inguen slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten quid, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a barbarous man, like my father, do you take any married woman ?"she said admiringly.

"feel I'm piece of tail demise,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to overstretch,"Denzil whines,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted in-migration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the face instead !"she suggested.

"I'm fucking tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life jacket, you owe me five shag remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me welt the life jacket on her and she jumps in the water and sort of half dog boat paddle after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."Full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice piping to the locomotive engine room.

"What you mean both,"Nellie Ross replied,"We only got half an railway locomotive let alone two."

I heard him crank the engine, as in with a starting hold, electric start was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear, yes only fishing gravy boat with four speed and revoke gear box N of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to deliver Dan.

"Denzil had his knob end bit off,"I shouted.

"bust time filthy bastard,"Dan replied as he come alongside. he hopped over the gunnel and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

Twenty hour later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the screwing did that happen,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining ambo of his cock.

"Caught in a crabby person's pincer,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the bloke asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the bloke even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of queers who had played too jumpy, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance full general Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"Engine worry, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must have been two or three months later this bird occur looking for me, not bad looking all thing considered, bit dark skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my liveliness jacket,"she says.

"No, don't concern about it, it was only Worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five roll in the hay remember,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to affect your mates, bit different in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are strong man, hard ruthless, brave, You will be a dear married man, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a damn coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the back of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pants down and sat on me settee. She spread her legs,"spirit Virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to hitch them up again to bolt the door and break Mrs Penhaligon from next threshold wandering in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me air-sleeve and sea boot left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will have sex anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the moment was ripe she guided my prick into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea time. Turned out being pregnant would help oneself her in-migration status.

Kept me dick well away from her teeth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any cock left he had to birth one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent hard on. Lucky bastard .