Mr D'arcy has but recently taken up irregular living accommodations near the Bennet manse for the shot time of year and speculation forth to satisfy his new neighbours.

History Humour.

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"Mr D'arcy how delightful !"Mrs Bennet simpered as her new neighbour arrived on hogback quite unannounced one spring morning.

"Indeed Madam the pleasure is all mine !"Mr D'arcy replied airily,"Tis a pleasant decent piffling topographic point you have here, quite like my lodging at Manderly but somewhat smaller I fear."

"Oh Mr D'arcy you are too kind,"Mrs Geum virginianum smiled through gritted teeth,"come you must meet my girls,"she added, seeing an opportunity to marry one off, and called upon them to come through.

"This is Jayne my firstborn,"Mrs Bennet declared.

"Ah champaign Jayne, how appropriate,"Mr D'arcy greeted her.

"And Eliza,"Mrs Bennet indicated her second eldest.

"I don't think I've had the pleasure,"Mr Darcy smarmed.

"Oh Mr D'arcy"Miss Eliza replied,"I can tell you that you would surely have remembered if you had had the delight of spearing my warm wet uterus with your rearing member and touch sensation my well muscled second joint gripping and squeezing you, my rampant breasts and pert nipples spearing into your virile chest."

"Ah, I meant of meeting you,"Mr D'arcy explained,"I should of path have remembered every point had we conjoined for I do declare you are the most outspoken and forward Brigham Young woman I have ever encountered."

"Not to worry Mr D'arcy,"Miss Bennet explained,"I changed the bed linen paper not three days ago should you like to step upstairs."

"I merely wish to hit your acquaintance,"Mr D'arcy explained in exasperation.

"Why ? do you not desire to compare me carnally to a all-inclusive variety of other young lady before making your option of bride ?"Miss Eliza enquired.

"Indeed not madam,"Mr D'arcy explained somewhat painfully,"I merely wished to enquire if I might take a few of your pheasants as I fear I have slaughtered the huge majority of those at Manderley and the season has hardly begun."

"Indeed shoot away for we have tyke far in excess of our needs,"Mrs Geum virginianum simpered,"nurseryman, stableboy, idlers, why we have a concluded superfluity of peasants..

"Pheasants mother, not Peasants."Eliza cautioned."One can not shoot Peasants."

"In the master's figure why not ?"Mrs Bennet exclaimed,"If one might not blast them how is discipline to be maintained ?"

"Miss Eliza, I have done you a dis-service,"Mr D'arcy exclaimed,"I had thought you the most idiotic and completely deluded woman I had ever met but I own you are indeed quite sane compared to your mother."

"How are we to impose discipline Mr D'arcy if we can not shoot the miscreant ?"Mrs Geum canadense demanded."One can not conduct a stand around with one and whipping is no substitute."

"lamb overlord mother he wants to shoot a few razzing,"Miss Eliza sighed,"And yet you suggest he shoots our servants and takes your daughters to his bed."

"To be fair she only suggested I take you to bed Miss Eliza,"Mr D'arcy argued.

"And shall you ?"Eliza enquired.

"Alas no, the opinion of my progeny having your countenance and wit entirely repulses me,"Mr D'arcy replied.

Mrs Geum canadense recoiled at the sentiment,"So have them sent to the orphanage as Mr Geum virginianum and I should have done when we failed to guarantee a son and heir.

"An first-class proffer, as ever female parent,"Eiza sighed,"No thought for my sentiments."

Mr Bennet staggered drunkenly into the breakfast way after a break fast of Rum and Cole Porter in roughly equal proportionality."Oh don't be so reticent dear, One can not feature sentiments where marriage is concerned, let the Gentleman sample the merchandise."

Eliza fumed,"He desires to taste me not wed me."

"Indeed I do not,"Mr D'arcy sighed,"I merely wish to shoot your provincial, I mean Pheasants."

"Then why have you a pant swelling Mr D'arcy ?"Mr Bennet observed.

"begetter !"young woman Eliza declared,"Do you really have a bun in the oven me to get hitched with with Mr D'arcy without a hope ?"

"Oh really Mr bennet,"Mrs Geum canadense declaimed,"Would you let just any Gentleman sample your daughter without a promise."

"Actually,"Eliza observed,"Now you mention it his pant bulge looks most promising."

"Come on man, gain a promise,"Mr Bennet ordered.

"Very well, ten guineas and ten more if she pleases me,"Mr D'arcy offered.

"Done,"Mr Geum canadense agreed delightedly,"Ring my bookmaker forthwith."

"Father the Telephonograph has yet to be invented,"Jayne reminded him.

"Oh yes damnit, fetch my iron heel !"he retorted.

Mr D'arcy duly handed over the ten guineas.

"Up the stairs, first on the left hand,"Mrs Bennet directed.

"Miss Bennet ?"Mr D'arcy graciously invited Eliza to take his arm and she led him to the stairs.

"Do you propose to seduce me Mr D'arcy ?"Eliza enquired.

"overlord no,"D'arcy replied,"No time for that, If you get your kit off I'll shove it up you right away, let us get on with it."

Eliza opened the bed chamber door and led Mr D'arcy in.

She sat on the bed edge and pulled her clothes up revealing her split crotch legging which with a dispatch lack of pantaloons gave entirely unfettered entree to her sweet stainless vagina

"No demand for undressing on my persona Mr D'arcy,"she explained as she spread her legs.

A speedy increase in the swelling in Mr D'arcy's rear of barrel forced him to toss out the aforementioned knickers over which he promptly fell as they bunched around his ankles. The decline buried his face in Eliza's generous cleavage. She helped him up and guided his rampant member towards her waiting wanting moistened womb lips.

He thrust mightily,"Bleedin'hell are you a all-fired virgin ?"he gasped,"Er I mean gosh are you virgo intacto ?"

"Not any more with your cock up me,"Eliza replied.

"Damnit, I hate virgins,"he explained,"Such arduous work for so picayune reward."

"I might well carry the Saame persuasion about your appendage,"Eliza opined as the aforesaid member slowly eased within her moist vagina and opened up the cavern out leading to her womb.

"Though,"he continued,"Perhaps when your wooden leg are wrapped around me and your naked breasts press."

"For ten guineas ?, in your dreams."Eliza opined.

"Twenty then, a Hundred !"D'arcy offered.

Eliza felt herself melting as his seductive Logos washed over her.

"Very well, rip my bodice open and feel my breast,"Eliza replied as D'arcy's appendage sank ever cryptic within her.

He did as she asked opening his shirt as he did so until their naked chests entwined as their lips entwined and he shot his shipment, rather prematurely, deep inside her.

"Is that it ?"Eliza enquired.

"Afraid so old girl,"D'arcy apologised as he slid his shrinking member from her.

"Er about the respite of the Hundred guineas ?"Eliza queried.

"In your dreaming,"he retorted.

"Bastard !"she replied.

"You're beautiful when you're wild,"D'arcy reassured her. His member swelled again and before they knew it she was once again firmly screwed to the bed by his pulsing cock.

"Are you insatiate ?"Eliza asked.

"Not usually, one shot wonder who comes too soon generally,"he apologised,"Er don't fancy moving in with me do you ?"

"How big is your house in Derbyshire ?"she asked.

"LXX three bedrooms,"he replied.

"I'll think about it,"she said as t she felt the initiatory stirring of an orgasm deep in her womb,"might as well,"she thought,"It'll get me away from my mad mother and alcoholic father,"

"Yes !"she agreed.

D'arcy breathed a sigh of ministration, she might be a good lay but never a hundred guineas Worth and based on past experience she would underprice him within weeks.

So they conjoined delightedly for very different reasons. Who would have the amend of the deal.

Their conjunction completed they returned to the sitting room.

"Mama Mr D'arcy has asked me to move in with him,"Eliza simpered.

"Excellent,"Mr white avens declared,"Your bags are over there if you wish to leave now."

Mr D'arcy recoiled at the thought of what he had done, of a biography ruined, perchance forced to marry Eliza, to cause to sleep and lie with her every Night, to suck her peachy boob and spear up her juicy cleaning woman's part each and every Nox. His appendage swelled at the thinking."Fancy a quickie before we go ?"

"Yes why not,"Mrs Geum virginianum agreed.

"Not you mother, me !"Eliza exclaimed.

Mrs Bennet was furious, Jayne looked disappointed.

Eliza continued,"Perhaps we could do it if I bent over the board in the billiard room ?"

"An excellent suggestion,"Mr Bennet agreed,"I shall bring in the servants, they don't get much entertainment."

"Fetch away father, it will all be over by the sentence they stir themselves,"Eliza prophesied and indeed in this she was correct. However a well timed purchase of a cock ring and her pleasure was to be brought to new heights especially when they repaired to his hall in Derbyshire and she became king of all she surveyed.

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