Christmas Natural Endowment ( Caw 26 )
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Here it was almost a month before Christmas and I had no spirit at all. Good Shepherd, I had always had great Christmas look loved to give rather than receive. This year I had nil, all my small fry were scattered, me and the wife had parted ways not in a good way, though we were still married. I figured what the Scheol, without them it just was n't Christmas or hell for that matter a life history, I just wanted to end it, life to me did n't feel Worth living anymore, confessedly I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the office was I a Sir Noel Pierce Coward ? Was I really that weak ? Huh guess I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a present moment I really was a coward, not a gun, too cheap, car ? No too painful and might not ferment too many survived.
I had called all my fry but of course they had their own lives so were far to busy to be bothered with their old man. blaze, I just wanted to wish well them well, hoped they had a good holiday with their crime syndicate. The concluding contribution I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were meddlesome and I really did n't want to contain up all their sentence. Hell, I 'd even adjudicate to see my grandson to no help. So I left the office having already fallen into a abstruse depression.
I walked maybe a mile, had turned off the beaten path finally coming to stop on an old metal bridge. I knew the water supply would sweep my consistency away as fast and heavy as it was flowing. Looking around I started to climb up the rail when there was a splash, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.
'' Help ! HELP ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shore. A couplet of police ship's officer appeared a few minutes later and took us to a topical anesthetic shelter. There they began to interrogate the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the backrest calling me a hero. Ok, that was odd they never left that fast without investigating a lot more than they had.
looking at over at the 50-55 year old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``
'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am OK. '' I stared at the old really old underwear that the man was putting back on his body.
'' You 're favourable he jumped in to write you after you fell in. '' Another shelter man who 'd heard the fib said.
'' Oh, I did n't fall in I jumped in, to salve George here, stopping him from committing suicide '' Clarence said a huge grinning on his face.
The shelter man stopped a moment shock on his face, then opened his mouth to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to institutionalise suicide here. ``
'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.
'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.
'' Oh, ah heaven ! I 'm his guardian Angel Falls. '' Clarence said.
The protection man fell out of his hot seat a looking of cushion and disbelief on his fount as he quickly fled the scene.
'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to save me ? Seems like it 'd be easier to just step up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you conceive ? ``
'' True, confessedly, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``
Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or abide ? ``
'' No George, I 'm fine. '' He chuckled.
'' That 's another thing how the hell do you know my epithet ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some form of prowler or something ? ``
'' No, I 'm nothing like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an Angel specifically YOUR guardian saint. ``
Nodding my question this was a bit much to get hold of from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't find your head did you ? You need a physician ? ``
'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``
'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``
'' Ah ! Angel second class, I do n't throw me offstage yet, I have to earn them. You my good man, are going to help me. '' Clarence replied happily.
'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the improper man. I 'm just a broken down, used up, old man, ai n't soundly for nothing much now a Clarence Shepard Day Jr.. If anything I 'd get you an press out misstep to the other spot. `` Bout the only if thing I 'm soundly for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.
'' Oh, you do n't conceive that your wife, your tike or your Grandchild would be better off if you were dead do you ? '' Clarence said a look of revulsion on his face.
'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're right it 'd probably be better if I was never born. ``
'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad idea what do you guess ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok George III, ya got your want, you 've never been born. '' At those Good Book a huge wind blew the door opened stirring everything up creating a mess. `` show off ! '' Clarence shouted.
Getting up I helped Clarence nibble up the quite a little, `` Well I said, I best be going I have a business to run. ``
'' I would n't be so for certain George, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``
'' Sure, '' I said, `` they might be able to get you set up with something at the storehouse. '' I told him.
We walked for a while then entered the edifice I had my business organisation in. Something was off where were all the position ? Why was there just a immense room with midget cubicles in it.
A woman walked up to me, `` I 'm sorry sir but you do not belong here, you 'll have to provide. ``
I looked at the char, `` just who are you ? I own this construction and I do n't think back hiring you. ``
'' That 's funny, '' the char smirked, `` John Thompson owns this edifice and you most definitely do n't look like him. I am building security measure, now you 'll bear to result, this is a porn editing mansion and your presence here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The womanhood shouted.
'' What ? ! '' I said in disbelief standing there in shock as several large men walked up and literally threw us out the door ! Lying on the side paseo I brushed my clothes off, stood and walked back in the threshold only to come flying back out a second base later.
I started to enter a third base time when the woman walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your activeness have already alerted the local anesthetic bureau they should be here in a few minutes, if you 're still here then, you 're going to incarcerate. '' With that she shut the door in my fount and locked it.
'' That 's my building, '' I said.
'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to squeeze the pornography industry out on the fringe of the urban center. ``
'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to take the air away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and locomote. ``
'' No St. George you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to start the petition, or carry the competitiveness to the city council George, because you were n't born ! ``
Looking at Clarence I must have been dense 'cause I did n't get word a bingle word he was saying.
'' No, '' I said, `` It just some kind of trick, spirit here comes Burt one of my proficient friends. ``
wafture down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``
'' Come on Cyril Burt terminate acting you know I live at 21 platan, come on have me home. ``
'' Yeah, yeah right restrain your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police car drawing the police officer 's attention and wave at me then doing a crazy sign.
The cab with the 3 of them stopped in strawman of a low down condemned mansion, George III ran from the cab in the front broken door. `` kid ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could hear him shouting through out the building. A moment later the police officer pulled up.
'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` cause you were never born to have them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.
'' Yeah, what you got Burt ? '' the policeman said.
'' Not sure Tom, think this guys a addlehead spouting all sort of stuff, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my liveliness. ``
'' Alright, I 'll check it out Burt, '' The officer said.
'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun time to go, this post is n't safe been condemned, '' the officer told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. add up on out of there before I have to hold back you for trespassing ! ``
I came out not really certain what the hell was going on. `` Look Tom, can we go to my female parent 's ? She can vouch for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.
'' Sure, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the hospital, you obviously have had some type of oral sex trauma. ``
'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and assuage the man.
We drove to the other face of town, downtown I could see that it was almost all porn dramatic art, taproom, with half of the buildings boarded up and closed, what the hell was going on ? This was one of the most active areas of the Town, but here I saw almost half was closed, was I in the legal injury town ?
Finally we stopped in front of a boarding house. Huh ? That was n't right where was mother 's house ? Knocking on the door I sighed in relief when my mother answered the door.
'' Mom, you have to let me in the world has gone unhinged I ... '' I started
'' Mother ? Who are you ? Is this some type of sick laugh ? I ai n't got any kids my only son died a few long time ago in movement of the school, a drive by. I do n't know you from Adam. '' The irritate woman said.
'' female parent it 's me George, your son, I was just with your brother 2 hours ago. '' I said.
'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.
'' Why right here, '' I replied.
'' That 's a lie ! My brother is in county lock-up for wino and disorderly behaviour. If you want a room it 's money up battlefront. '' She growled at me, then slammed the door in my face. I could only stand there my mouthpiece open feeling like an idiot, what in the inferno was up ? I knew a joke like this could be done but not on this scurf, and to have my mother involved to this extent ?
I walked to the end of the walk Tom the cop was there, `` Alright brother you 've had you 're prospect, fourth dimension to go in. '' Pulling out a set of hand handcuff I watched without moving, 'til he was right upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprise uppercut I watched him come then lit out the inverse direction.
Groaning he rose pulling his revolver, `` check ! '' I heard him shout, then his gun sacking over my head. running, twisting turning through every back street way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a matter of time before they located me. Finally stopping in a park not far away I waited for night to fall.
Clarence soon appeared. `` You see George ? No one knows you, you were never born to make friends with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from law academy. ``
'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about citizenry who have this unassailable of a nous to cook people think and do thing they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.
Sighing Clarence looked up and agitate his head, `` you really do n't get it do you George ? You might not cerebrate that you 've done much but each man and woman leaves a brand, a passing play if you will upon all those whose life they touch. I am surprised a man as thinking as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a wonderful gift to actually see what the cosmos would be like without you in it. ``
'' A gift ? '' I stated, `` Thomas More like a frightful deform, harebrained incubus. ``
'' No George it 's zippo like that you have ... '' Clarence started.
Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his eyes. `` I have to roll in the hay Clarence, I have to know, where 's my wife, she might hate me but at least she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``
Struggling Clarence tried to break free people, `` I 'm not allowed to differentiate ... ''
'' Tell me damn it ! or so help me I 'll fatten up your lip, '' I threatened.
'' I ca n't George VI if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.
'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.
'' She never married she 's an old bitter adult female, she cleans at the hospital. She 'll be off in an hour ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.
I started running for the early side of Town I 'd barely lay down it. I had just got there when I saw some of the staff leaving, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her attention. Startled, I saw her dash away in the paired direction.
'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to bewitch her. `` Jane ! Do n't you bang me it 's George II ! ``
I felt a burly arm Yankee-Doodle me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the dame ? '' can a husky voice.
'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my wife ! '' at which point Jane let out a riot and passed out.
I lit out of there, the crowd was starting to front ugly and they were starting to stare at me. I ran back to the park, then kept going before I knew it I was at the like bridgework again I could palpate the tears streaming down my face.
'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you hear me Clarence ? ! I want to live, I do n't require it to end this way. Please I want to live ! I want to live ! Please Clarence, please. ``
A minute later a car stopped behind me on the bridge deck, `` St. George ? George V ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.
Turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``
'' George I crony, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.
'' I said g ... delay you called me George ! '' I said suspiciously.
'' Yeah well that 's your name after all. '' Tom said slowly.
'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.
'' Damn St. George you ok ? You hit your head ? You need a doctor ? '' Tom asked worry etched on his face.
'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm fine ! as a affair of fact I am well than fine ! ``
'' Well I was supposed to tell you that your kidskin have called more than a few times about you. Something about you never returned their phone margin call. '' Tom advised me.
Thanking him I took off for Ithiel Town, Yes ! This was the township I lived in ! There were thriving business here, no porno firm, no bars just the township I remembered.
I was finally back to my building, strangely enough there was a crowd in front, that and the fact that they
seemed to be waiting for something or individual. As I drew closer saw it was far Sir Thomas More than my staff, in fact it appeared to be almost every person I knew in the town. Huh, disappear for a short while and they all come out of the wood work.
A young fair sex I 'd had my eye on for a while was the first to see me, `` Oh George ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her arms around me. `` You scared me to end ! I was afraid you were gone for commodity ! Without me giving you your present. '' Here she slipped my hand into her drawers to show she had nothing on under her pants. Pressing into my hired man I heard her pant then she pulled back and blinked.
Damn I thought when had she gotten this hoot hot for me ? Watching her walk back to the others I could smell her sex juices on my hand. Inhaling the aroma I thought she had an awful gracious ass, shit I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to live now !
That 's when I saw several of the early women giving me and my crotch the once over, hell yeah !
My daughter and son came to take me to her house, though I really did n't need to see her I knew my married woman would be there. Promising them I would be civil I went and actually enjoyed my self. In the back of my mind I knew I had at least 5 early invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a bell ring.
'' granddaddy, I heard that every fourth dimension a bell rings an angel gets it 's annexe. '' He said.
Smiling I nodded, `` that 's right, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''