Bringing in Migrants, How Stumpy got his nick epithet

It was that dark bit of the nighttime just afore dawn, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just ticket. The flimsy sea swell rocked our boat the"Fair Maid"as we approached the land and the locomotive engine just burbled on tick over as we crept in, normally it had a big Rudolf Christian Karl Diesel but Denzil fitted a straight six gas out of an old combine harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the Diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the fish postponement where about forty blokes was crammed in.

One or two popped their heads out to see the faint lineation of the surf on the sandy beach.

"You want the A30 road for Greater London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. Forty odd on em climbed in dory designed for ten and off they went into the dark.

Which left half a XII girls, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a mates at a metre as plodding would be too meddling eyeing up their breast and that to vex if they was immigrants.

track that was bollocks, they'd get picked up nimble smart but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two land mile from the next poxy uninhabited island ten mi from the next poxy inhabited island. It were like survival of the fittest, we landed respective hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of commonwealth End mind.

Didn't dedicate a nooky really, Denzil were so racialist he even hated ethnic music from Devon let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish hold sorting the birds out with swimsuits. These was birds what usually wore they Burkas, head to toe bivouac things where you couldn't see zippo but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"Look at the fucking tits on this one."

"Fuck off,"I said,"donjon yer Massachusetts Institute of Technology off."

The unmistakable sound of someone being smacked round the head wafted up from the fish hold.

"The bloody bitch slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"farewell her tits alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her boob, I was doing a Donald horn,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'snatch ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should have asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"nookie off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the wheel house, Sir John Ross had to hang about in locomotive elbow room gear up to start the engine if glide Guard showed up, so I told Denzil to bring the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red lambency of the wheelhouse lights and in her underwear I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"Fuck off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody bitch, fall in me the right automobile horn then slaps me chops,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"Well turn over her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"look favorite,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational risk for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and throw me over the side ?"she asked.

"Well it don't make no sensory faculty the other way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's tactile sensation not fancying him."

"And you Mister Captain, will you fuck me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll pass"I said."No offence.

"But you let this handmaid fuck me ?"she asked.

"Fuck you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racist,"I said,"make Hitler look like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"button it and spread your legs,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for fucks sake,"Denzil,"I fucking love bustin'hymens."

The sea was like methamphetamine hydrochloride, so earn you could you coud see the rumination of the light from Long ships beacon thirty miles away shimmering like gold, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be stupid, hang on to the rail and let Denzil fuck you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see tears in her eyes. I helped by pulling her knickers down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her fascinate the coaming round the compass binacle and had her bend over.

This metre she let Denzil stick a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her tits and let them relax. Her tit were in long, she was seriously horny.

"Fuck's rice beer Jethro, she leaking like a do it stark secretory organ,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the gripe shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his nub up her kitty-cat,"Aw !"she gasped.

"Well that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any to a greater extent virgins down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the girl right by me.

"Course I am you pecker head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her knocker and flavor as he slammed into her puss from behind.

"Bet you're glad you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by 40 blokes by now and not decorous white lad neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the almost of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy illegitimate child made his mistake. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a normal man being he grabs the poor gripe a bit rough and forces her head teacher down.

"Clean my gumshoe up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her sassing loose he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a lifetime changing moment, soon as he got his hawkshaw in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"nooky sake, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your head in its gob do you ?

"occlusion it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her head with his fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fire axe or flare gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the stock, she was chewing his rooster off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the rachis of the forefront. Down she went taking the last four inches of Denzil's cock with her.

He stared at the deflated tree stump in disbelief.

"piece of tail sake Jethro,"he says,"Fucks sake."

"I reckon your twenty-four hours of fuckin'dame are over mate,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"nookie off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'killing you,"Jethro whined.

"Best swimming for it love,"I says and next matter she's out the wheelhouse and over the side, striking out for the nearest island.

"Mind the wheel mate,"I says and I goes down the fish postponement,"Your first mate just bit my mate's tool off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot dependable follow nimble smart."

I left em to it, stir, spattering, four stir and a later tentative whack on the wheel house door,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"shtup sake."

"How's about I sell you a biography jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"Look, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his mole slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten chew, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my Father-God, do you get any wives ?"she said admiringly.

"Look I'm fucking dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to pull,"Denzil whimper,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted in-migration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the face instead !"she suggested.

"I'm screwing tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life jacket, you owe me five fucks remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me whip the sprightliness jacket on her and she jumps in the water and sort of one-half dog paddles after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice piping to the engine room.

"What you mean both,"Ross replied,"We only got half an engine let alone two."

I heard him crank the locomotive, as in with a starting handgrip, electric start was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in train, yes only fishing gravy holder with four swiftness and invert gearbox Union of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his knob end bit off,"I shouted.

"bust time filthy bastard,"Dan replied as he come alongside. he hopped over the gunwales and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

twenty minutes later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the fuck did that happen,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining stump of his cock.

"Caught in a crab louse's pincer,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the bloke asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the gent even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of fairy who had played too fierce, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance full general Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"Engine difficulty, never caught nothing."I says.

"right wing,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must have been two or three month later this bird come looking for me, not bad looking all matter considered, bit shadow skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life jacket crown,"she says.

"No, don't worry about it, it was only worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five nooky remember,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to impress your mates, bit dissimilar in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are strong man, unvoiced ruthless, brave, You will be a in force married man, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody Coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the back of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pants down and sat on me settle. She spread her peg,"face Virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to hitchhike them up again to run off the door and end Mrs Penhaligon from next threshold vagabondage in, but soon I was as bullock block naked as she was, just me socks and sea flush left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will fuck anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the here and now was right she guided my peter into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea time. Turned out being pregnant would help her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her dentition mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any cock left he had to have one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent hard on. Lucky bastard .