T'Interview
First-Time“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his eldest daughter as he got set to set off for his faulting in't mill,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."
"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to worry about her audience for book keepers job at Grimshaws.
She weren't prettiest of lass, her hair were mousey, her tits weren't zip special and she hadn't never had a proper boyfriend, but that ‘ ent to say she were no Virgo, oh no, the hearth brush handle had seen to that on more than one social occasion though her kept that to herself.
She dressed reasonable, that is to say in her best clothes bought special for auntie Maud's funeral six months since, grey skirt and white open neck shirt with a disastrous jacket.
"Remember you want's book keepers job, yer not a tart,"her Dad warned when she undid two buttons not one.
"Yes our Dad,"she replied.
"Eee, I can hardly think it me little girl all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth time he's wore a rubber when he scewed her female parent against Abbotoire route railroad track bridge circuit nigh on twenty long time afore.
"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Raleigh Elswick Special thrust bicycle out of parlour set up to set off down route towards t'mill.
poor Eileen were in a compensate state, wi next to no cheek coming in the all kinsfolk needed her to get job. Butterflies in her tummy weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty meat and the whole anathemize lot had hatched as flies.
She decided a walking would do her good, round by gas works, down past where Samuel Pierpoint Langley technology used to be afore them went broke, down by William Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still nigh on twenty proceedings early when she got to Grimshaw's office on Guisley Road.
"Promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courage and pulled the Alexander Graham Bell corduroy. It were broke so she banged the door. cypher. So she opened it.
"Yes ?"some acidulate faced cow asked.
"I come for't job,"she ventured.
"wellspring thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the char sighed,"Upstairs, one-third on right field and knocking and wait to be asked in."
"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the polished marble trading floor with"Grimshaws,"laid out in black on ovalbumin backdrop, the posh mahogany desk and matching chairs and that in reception room, and at the posh staircase wi pictures of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their gravid shaggy face fungus, except the ladies of course.
She knocked timidly then again hard enough to hurt her knuckles.
"By ‘ eck give us a minute you'll have door off hinges,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.
"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.
"About bloody prison term, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.
"What ?"Emily demanded.
"Get thee kit off, thee won't have nothing we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.
Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.
"expression"Emily ventured.
"Department of Energy thee want job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't sodomist off and finish wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.
"We have a certain criterion to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner accent,"It's not a big issue surely ?"
"I never stripped before three fellow before,"Eileen admitted.
"I'll help thee if thee like,"Charlie offered.
Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could have passed for 80 with his bushy beard, Razor was untried, 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh suit, off the peg bell ringer and Spencer not cobbled together in some back up street sweat shop, while Charlie was quite a hunk.
Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her body looking on as she started to loosen her push button.
"Bloody strip down not do a bloody striptease,"Eli cussed,"Can't get faculty can't even get applicants."he muttered.
Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and skirt on chairwoman. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knickers as hers had a big hole in.
"No brazier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice firm knocker, quite delightful."
"And kinky drawers, thee could gve her one thrugh t'mess wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.
Eli smiled"Reet lass hop up on desk and net ball have a facial expression, best drop drawers so's we can get a fold up."
Eileen gulped but she dropped her knickers to floor and hopped up on desk in just her smart black place and white ankle socks.
"Ee, tha'looks champion,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in front he reached down his trousers and aimed hs swelling cock somewhere more comfortable.
Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite delectable, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."
"No,"Eileen replied, none too sure if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.
"Quite excellent, somewhat shaggy and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped tightlipped and ran his fngers up her inner thigh,"And so soft."
Eileen felt awkward, legs spread wi her whatsits on show and a fella fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very excited and wet at the thought though.
"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the index finger fngers of both hands inside her eased her low brim apart for a better view.
"Out way, let dog see rabbit,"Eli ordered.
Eileen looked on. Eli had took his pant and pants off and stood wi only his shirt and socks on, he looked about 80 but his cock were putz of much youthful bloke.
"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.
"Fear not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"Might need a soundly push mind, thee skillful brace thee self."
Eileen probably ought to have said no, no way, sodomite that for a lark, you can pig out the job, o summat but the thought of all that solidness meat going inside her turned her head and she gripped sharpness of desk business firm like and spread her stage as far apart as they would go.
The tip of Eli's peter rubbed up Eileens inner second joint sending chill of anticipation coursing through her venous blood vessel, it touched her backtalk and tentatively and sensitively ventured inside. Through the narrows where her brawn relaxed to alow its passageway and on into the caven leading to he womb.
Almost before she realised Eli's hairy crotch banged her minge and his shaft were right up her.
"By ‘ eck lass, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.
"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasance as he thrusted in and out.
"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.
"No, whay's that ?"she asked.
"Aye its a rarified treat, girls love it, yield her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.
"right wing ho gaffer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his smart gery flannel trouser and hung them neatly over a chair back.
Eli grabbed Eileen around the waist and lifted her somatic off of the desk and pecker walked her around in a circle so his ass were against desk and her ass hole were exposed gear up for Charllie to thrust his shaft in.
Charlie finished aranging his clothes and smeared his cock with olive oil so's he'd playground slide in a bit wanton. Even so it were a struggle but his sweat pushed Eileen onto Eli's cock. pain sensation and joy mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a conflict he were in her and she felt she were being torn in half with two tool near touching each other inside her.
"It's all very elegant and delightful but I do rather sense like a unornamented member at a funeral,"Razor observed.
"Stand on a chair and let her suck thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a foursome, bit o squad building and that."
Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to flex her head right round.
She weren't too certainly how to wet-nurse cock but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her face so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a breathing place when she could.
She was nigh to passing out when everything went empurpled and sparks flew in her brain as she had probably the best orgasm she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.
“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi talent,"Eli suggested.
"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.
"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his rooster back in his pants.
"How do you fancy Buxton route from Marks and Spencer to Timothy whiteness ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a week up front or half thee tekkins."
"What ?"Rileen gasped.
"flower billet for whorin'” Buxton route Eli explained.
"I'm not no prostitute, I'm here for book keeper's job !"Eileen explained.
"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody snake pit, thee's not damn due yet and then its next door."
"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley Insurance Associates."Razor explained,"We offer insurance policy to street walkers and regulate the industry."
"What mafia"Eileen gasped.
No one said anything.
"Grimshaw's berth is next door lass,"Eli explained,"Best get theeself cleaned up."
Eileen quickly grabbed her clothes and angrily began to dress, she pulled up her pants so firmly that the kettle of fish tore some more.
"lavation thee face in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And gargle, thee's got spunk on thee chin."
Eileen was mortified, she nearly went home but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.
She washed as best she could and dutifully knocked on the right door bang on ten o'clock.
"Come in,"Eli said cheerily.
She went in, Eli was sitting behind another turgid mahogany desk, this clip her were on hs own."Look have I got job or not ?"she asked.
"Can I fuck thee through hole in thee's knickers w out thee having to drop'em ?"Eli asked.
"How should I make love ?"Eileen demanded.
"Shall us try ?"he asked.
"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me diploma in maths and that."
"Well see I want's a bit on't side, not flashy so every sodomite is always tryin'to fuck her all't time,"Eli explained,"but will and."
"I'll closure thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't side, I's got me succeeding to reckon on, ledger keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."
"Reet, well thee can have Word keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.
"And when I get's caught out and up duff ?"Eli enquired.
"I know's a woman as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't bloom o'me life and me wife havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."
"I want's it in writin'psyche,"Eileen insisted.
"And I want's to hold fast me swagger through hole in thee knickers and fuck thee."Eli replied.
"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.
Eli quickly scribbled a job offer. Eileen read it and smiled. achiever. She had her job and pretty soon she would cause Eli's rooster up her again.
"What if me Dad grub me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.
"Thee'll have to catch some Z's along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.
"Then well see if thee can get thee cock through hole in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.
As it happened they couldn't fit his turncock through jam so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to preserve her modestness and then they managed it.
And three time more afore dinner Vanessa Bell sounded.
As bell shape sounded Eileen rushed home to severalise her Mam what had happened.
Grinshaws van were out of doors and van man were inside. Her mam were deform over scullery defer wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.
"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was gong back on't game ?"
"I ent but he got lovely dark eyes,"she said wistfully.
"And tw and sixpence,"Van number one wood said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'family as thee were his new bit on't side."
"Bugger me, thee as bit on't side, what's globe comin'to, is ‘ ee blind or summat ?"her mam ventured.
"Nah jealous sodomite is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his fucking,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."
Eileen smiled, no more kipping in single bed wi her three baby, or wanking wi fireside copse, she had fallen on her feet wi out a uncertainty .