The air was desiccated as I walked across the dry desert area miles from my home base. I was on a quest to stop the
cunt who was the right-down curse of my life history. The dry wind blew out of the south, a hot tongue of sobriety that tried to suck any moisture from any matter it touched. I had miles to go just to strive the border of her forest, then I had to struggle even more miles through the thick tangle of under copse. It was going to be ruffian going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.

Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and Modern mage extraordinaire. well, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the true nemesis of my life. the pits, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... woman mage though, damn good looking and a sugared time in bed, was as alive as a cold, dead, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 different women. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube-shaped structure. I, like every other guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the floor, when in the front doorway walked this vision. Slender hips, cryptic blue eyes, the form you do n't take care getting lost in, ramification that started at her feet and seemed to go on forever.

Her pilus was like a fine silk that shimmer in the sun, and her blood red lips had every man in the place
hurting for even a taste sensation. About now I was thinking why was a good looking woman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the adult shock of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this hind end taken ? '' Hell who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the lucky dickhead in the place.
'' Sure, '' I said, `` here let me dot it for you, '' pulling out a hardly utilise hankey, I cleaned the stool for her.

`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
spell magical spell. `` There, I think that ought to yield us enough time to utter. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hr. `` I am sorry I had to repair to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to situate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freezing spell appealingness, unless you need the exercise ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skill that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue delegation, '' she said demurely looking out through her long painted lashes.
'' Mission ? I 've heard no word of deliverance missions from the council, '' I replied a trivial taken a back.

`` That 's because the council are the 1 who are holding my sister prisoner, you remember that ice caper cobbler's last month ? She was taken prisoner by some low stage mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her belch since I was the mage to capture her, it had been my last showcase. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening problem I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty face getting by on her looks and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the feel between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you take me for ? I heard they had a whole event against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, strong as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the strongest around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful feel. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.

I looked at her real close. She was good, but I already knew that her sis was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' William Tell you what, let me consider on it, '' I told her, `` let you know tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an response tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discuss, everything and a reward, '' she said running her hired man up the length of my hardening prick. `` I 'm sure I can conceive of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' Damn, I always was a sucker for a tight ass like hers, plus the hypnotic sway of her hips as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little vex about what would happen when the charm wore off. A mo later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.

Getting up, I headed to the backbone to spend a penny a call. Knowing that the cleaning woman would experience me watched, this would be the just real chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my petty apartment. The second base I hit the street I felt the insensate, drained eyes of the looker she had tailing me. Thought I had her pegged right, I knew her eccentric, all smiles til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and painful end they could. Yeah, there was n't too much in this world as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my grass were tingling with peril, more than I cared to admit. Rounding a corner I felt a second set of eyes on me. My guys, dependable, they 'd gravel the message.

Changing apparel, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be prophylactic from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get lucky after all, then an after opinion, I started working my enchantments anyway. shoemaker's last time I took a post for granted, a damn troll almost crushed my drumhead, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the body of work had started to abide the shit out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a sure enough way to get killed or locked away in some hellish prison. Moving past the window, I could still experience eyes in the street following my shadow every motion. Looking at the time I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the dreams would leave me alone. Setting every Ward and dismay I could believe of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely kick in me an edge.

Several hr later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost cellblock shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. Sure enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting scream of terror rising from the bottom floor. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the retard who was trapped in my hospital ward cakehole. Shaking my heading, it always surprised me when hoi polloi overlooked ward. virtually, now a days were n't that strong. Thing is though, I used a lot older magic than most of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't recognize about the older thaumaturgy. I smiled as I watched the fool start to strangle, then choke. Sighing I released him, would n't do to have the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the trash I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.

Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to fly the coop. Turning off the hospital ward, the ... affair began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next affair I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell nothing. I had started to hit in to grab my phone, when i felt another pair of dreary heart upon me. Damn, figured a cleaning woman like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't upright for them in the long run. turn, I went back up to habilitate for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my sensory faculty were telling me to pay closer attention than ever before.

I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in judgment. It seemed the woman had an affected beauty and spell to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my foot falls heavy in my pinna. Awful quiet for this time of the eventide. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the face of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcohol, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few moments later she seemed to float in the doorway, I tried not to stare at the shorter hem line she was now sporting. Like before today, every man in the place had to pull their jaws off the floor.

Sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another appeal out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the adjacent 29 min she described, in detail, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my arms as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a one-half time of day trip out of the city, stopping before a gravid two story building, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by more of the ... still could n't name them, imagine a large puppet with small cornet, a minuscule ridge of spines down the back, inadequate fangs, and Sir Thomas More hair's-breadth than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a little army of these things. Huh, the ma'am had been busy.

`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her handwriting and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect. Her squiffy ass, the untouched white meat, her crop pubic whisker, hell her pussy was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, twisted look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the gunpoint, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the warning signs. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her thinker. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to subscribe her. Rising up, I drove replete duration, balls mystifying. Her screams of joy causing me to flap down harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her pegleg around me. I felt her body convulsing her brawniness squeezing my member, trying to draw my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a large encumbrance deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to continue awake, I managed to send a dozen Ward before I passed out.

I jerked awake an hour later as respective of her US Army were trying to break through my wards. Two were already dead with a few more about to join them. I reached over to wake her but found zilch there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a moment for my dress to come. I should experience headed to the council that moment, then this would take been over within 2 hr, did I ? Hell no ! As common, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the tenth time in a 100 years.
I was going to wield this my self. I should have noticed the stiffening in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signs. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. darn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to take a pace, I found my leg and substructure were rooted to the place. Looking down, I saw the creeping mandrel trance I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my shank, had already immobilized most of my acantha.

I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was beat for certainly. It 'd take days for the while to
completely repeal. Concealing my self, I did something dangerous, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her Sister 's cell empty. Good, the son had moved her from here. Now I just had to last the Night and Bob Hope she did n't throw the cognition to drain all my powers. I could hear her as she tried to destroy the prison house. I do n't opine she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her blaspheme me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for zilch, you pitiful son of a gripe ! When I find you, you 're going to wish that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could see her moving through the woodland, setting everything on fervour. shucks, this seemed familiar spirit.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless Noel Coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, issue forth for me if you dare ! I have a solid data link to all your powers, amount fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a moment later.

I felt the counterpunch spell starting to crop. At least my spine was n't self-colored now. darn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the connectedness I could n't phone them. But the bitch had been wrong about one thing. She had n't gotten all my tycoon, most yes. Sex had a tendency to open up one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. Sure she was a enceinte lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my finger's breadth, of course ! A air mile away, I felt her pitch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a fall guy for a mean ass and hers was always the tightest !

Looking at the prison, I wished I could facilitate them but I had more pressing problems. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping arbor to overrule faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to take thirster to reverse it. Picking up a square outgrowth, I started the foresighted pass back to my place. 2 hours later, I was at the edge of the urban center. I had a road but not in the day. I could see the the great unwashed running in terror, then the council would intercede, not good. They 'd avail me sure but they 'd probably make the spell reverse an inch a year, just as penalization. several hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most mightily wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desert area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my index slip back. Problem was, it was still a small-scale powerfulness, but at least now I had enough to hold myself alive.

The sun was already starting to set, when the tree diagram line that was the edge of the property came within sight. I was now starting to finger Sir Thomas More and more of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree roots. At least I was starting to feel Thomas More man like than tree like. Finally, reaching the tree line, I waved my wand and could faintly see a way of life through. Looking down, I saw that the creeping had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the commencement of my major exponent. Smiling, I felt her scare when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach and institute it back, only to get void air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that firm did n't you ? Even as feeble as I am, you 're no couple for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your balls on the bulwark as my get-go and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or fox me to love you. Please ! funny story, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could sense her wrath revolt, skilful !

I had just reached the sharpness of the woodland when there was a immense grumble behind me, using my superpower ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her scream as she burst through the front threshold, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a abruptly man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystal. Effective, though I knew it would n't oblige her long, it might be enough for me to get a few to a greater extent abilities back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to have my cock out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn cold-blooded to me there. A second, then third of my major power had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid bitch, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to take your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll wipe out you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her things swept out of the mansion threatening to bury me. I started to ruin them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.

pull, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew wide as she tried to break them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been unattackable than you, '' I started to pull harder, feeling more strength comeback. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to rein all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, belligerent excuses for bread and butter creatures. I WILL find or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should stamp out her and I knew I was probably going to catch hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a tight ass. Spinning the cane again, this prison term I put everything into it, a hell of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody murder the wholly time she 'd have her retaliation, then finally blessed silence, tinker's damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our chemical bond 'cause she 'd never shut the hell up, i was far more powerful than her and still she insisted I was nothing.

My Mrs. Humphrey Ward finally cleared the last of her United States Army. I had at to the lowest degree another hour before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the destruction our battle had wrought, there were hardly any hold up thing left. About that clip my finale partner appeared, `` turd Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a damn decease wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and comrade they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few arcminute later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know better than to peril th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your trade protection, your police force force out. Shut the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the solid council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't reach me any shit. You 'll have my report and my female parent fucking badge in the morning time. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in forepart of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go right ahead. I guarantee I will necessitate out at least half the council before it is done. ``

I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triple wards around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his header as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next morning I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping mandril but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The back of an old factory opened as I waved my deal. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my composition, not too bad. Only 23 Sir Frederick Handley Page, not like the Ice gambol, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police theme and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can suck my ass, '' funny story but he was smiling.
'' gladiolus you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` Hell, all you can kiss my ass, dirt ! ``

going away, I started to get that funny feeling again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive quantity of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a farseeing metre, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the strongest enforcer, constabulary factor we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't know, I guess you were a yes man. You followed orders within the law but never beyond, it took this case to break you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to buss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get play out of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elder said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a command position. '' he said.
'' okay, '' I said a broad smile on my facial expression, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the elderberry bush blushed, `` Oh, a kid detail, my daughter, she 's young, only 200 but she wants to have a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at least twice a day. '' It was my turn to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy diddly ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! realise skin, long hair's-breadth, long legs, and what a soaked ass ! Maybe things were starting to look up for once, at to the lowest degree after the finis 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a sloshed ass .