Back in the 18th 100 a base page visits a jewelry maker's shop.


"So lets get this straight. You say Prince Charming wants a golden dildo, 10 centimeters in girth and 40 centimeters in distance and encrusted with infield ?"

Buttoni, Prince Charming's Thomas Nelson Page looked at the jewelry maker and nodded,"Indeed,"he agreed.

"fountainhead we're rightfield out of parentage at represent gallant,"the jeweller admitted,"We got tusk and glass, bronze even, but amber with diamonds, well sorry gallant, but there's no demand."

"His highness says he will have you killed if you will not supply one,"Buttoni suggested.

"funfair enough, how does Thursday sound ?"

"Why not today ?"Buttoni.

"Got to seduce a mould squire, can't just rain cats and dogs molten gold down some piteous Slovack ‘ s ass yap anymore, wellness and prophylactic see ?"the jewelry maker complained

"Are you sure you are a jeweller and not the village idiot ?"Buttoni asked.

"Lord no sir, endure class I come third in the village idiot contest, but I'm education hard for succeeding year."

The jeweller knew a time waster when he saw one and Buttoni was a select example. Everyone knew he was Prince Charming's love gripe.

Prince Boris or ‘ Prince Charming,'as they called him. Pretty as a peacock, bent as a corkscrew. Everyone knew. All the ladies loved him but he preferred taking it up the ass.

"When can I expect your master to come so I can make a molding ?"the jeweller asked.

"It's for a cleaning woman you dog !"Buttoni sighed.

"I can do you a respectable spyglass one for twenty five guilder,"the jeweller offered,"The slipper we calls it on account statement of it being so smooth that it slips in easily."The glass slipper."

"Why so cheap ?"Buttoni asked.

"Second hired man, was the wife's mothers, twat like a bucketful, it just needs a bit of a clean."

"Done !"Buttoni cried not realising he had been done as the trash was actually made as an apprentice composition and twice the size of it of any other.

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Buttoni rushed back to the castle. He liked his job as page but he was not too keen on mass thinking he was Charming's lover. The Prince was not gay, he was just shy with girls with a natural endowment for saying the wrong thing and when the time came either he couldn't get it up or he got too excited and came in his pants. He was ok in the whorehause but back in 1750 marrying a whore was generally considered to be a bad move for the royal family unit PR wise.

"Your loftiness !"he blustered,"I have just had this corking idea."

"Not again,"Prince Charming sighed,"What is it this meter ? Invade Russia, Dig a tunnel, construct a glider in the loft, slay a firedrake ?"

"A ball !"Buttoni cried,"postponement a nut !"

"Baseball, Tennis ball ?"Charming asked.

"No a dance, a big dance, a masked ball, invite all the eligible wenches,"Buttoni suggested.

"female parent tried that,"Charming remembered,"I spent the evening hiding in the loo !"

"But this time we say you met your reliable love and she left a love token and you have to determine her !"Buttoni enthused.

"And what sort of token ?"Charming asked.

"Her Methedrine dildo !"Buttoni chuckled,"Look !"

Charming looked, he thought it was a big bottleful of schnapps Buttoni was carrying until he saw the shape.

"You have got to be kidding !"he gasped as he saw the monster,"Wow, can you think those bungle pampered simpering frigid beef Mother tries to handle me off with with that monster inside them !"

"Exactly !"Buttoni agreed as he surreptitiously tried to aline his knickers as his dick swelled at the thought of it."And struggling to get the fiend inside their tight pinko hairless slit !"Buttoni suggested.

"And hirsute ones Buttoni !"the Prince added.

"Actually it gets even better,"Buttoni chuckled."It's called a"Glass Slipper !"

"Actually,"Charming thought aloud,"With the right-hand PR we can forget about having a ball, we'll say it happened at the last masked ball !"

"And you'll marry the girl it fits ?"Buttoni suggested.

"If she's pretty !"Charming laughed,"But seriously.

"So shall we ?"Buttoni asked hopefully

"High five !"Charming agreed.


"We will say I met my honest love at the masked glob and she lost her crank carpet slipper,"Charming explained to his mother and begetter over breakfast,"And whosoever it fits I shall marry."

"Run the costings past my citizenry and we'll get back to you,"Martin Luther King Harald suggested.

"It is pocket money Father of the Church not capital account,"Charming lied.

"capital letter, I mean excellent !"Billie Jean Moffitt King Harald cried,"I'm sick and tired of people thinking there's something unseasonable with you."

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They put a small ad in the Bayerisch bugle the topical anaesthetic free ads news sheet and opened a small workshop on Munchen street with a waiting area and a cubicle with a bed. Buttoni and Charming waited. Charming had disguised himself by wearing a peasant's smock, though the second joint duration shameful leather flush with gold buckles form of gave the game away.

"Hello, I think I might be the fille he's looking for ?"Helga one of the whores from Madame L'Oiseaux's validation stated boldly.

"Indeed, come through. I am Buttoni valet to Prince Charming and this is my supporter Dumbkoph,"Buttoni explained as he indicated Prince Charming sitting there in camouflage.

"Is this yours my honey ? '' Buttoni asked as he brandished the 4 decimeter long dildo menacingly.

"You bloody corrupt !"Helga cried,"I thought you meant a brake shoe !"and she slapped him assault the face and stormed out.

"Feisty,"Buttoni observed ruefully.

"Wonderful,"Charming sighed,"Maybe we should take slayed a dragon."

"Yes,"Buttoni agreed,"Or maybe we are on the amiss tack ?"

Just then a beautiful young young lady stepped into the shop,"Is this where we try the slipper on ? '' she asked,"Only ma sent me."

"Actually it's a dildo,"Buttoni explained somewhat bluntly.

"Really ?"she gasped,"I did marvel where I lost mine."

"What ?"Charming asked.

"Oh yes my good friend Charlotte and I exchanged Dildoes last winter at the Winterfest, and I lost mine."the girl admitted.

"Your good admirer ?"Buttoni asked.

"Oh yes we shared a way at schooltime, and a bed on coldness nights."the girlfriend explained,"But since I lost my dildo I have to get my maidservant Hetta to fist me when I get PMT."

Charming looked unsteady on his feet, a bloodline watercraft in his forehead pulsed wildly,"Your loftiness, are you all right ?"the girlfriend asked.

"He has just cum in his bloomers,"Buttoni explained,"He has this problem."

"It really doesn't topic I'm gay too !"the little girl admitted,"Can I try it ?"

"Yes why not."Charming agreed.

"You're Prince Charming aren't you ?"the lady friend declared."Why are you wearing such a stupid disguise ?"

"He is shy,"Buttoni explained,"But really why would you want to try a dildo when you're gay ?"

"Why not, I don't partiality men, he doesn't see cleaning lady, sounds perfect !"the girl explained,"And with a skillful big dildo to dally with even better."

"Well then,"Butoni produced the glass dildo from a paper bag and suggested,"What do you think of that ?"

"My god !"the fille agreed,"It's huge !"

Her oculus were extensive with greed as Buttoni handed it to her,"It's sooo a lot nicer than mine !"she said."So lovely and smooth !"

She looked round,"You don't expect ; You're not going to watch are you ? You filthy swine ! Well at least operate the doorway first."

And with that she sat down on the story, pulled up her winding bird and underskirts and began to gently rub her clit.

"Do you have to watch ?"she asked.

"Absolutely,"Buttoni insisted as the miss tried to get a fingerbreadth up inside herself.

"Oh well do something utile then, can you suck my bosom ?"she asked as she undid the thrashing on her bodice to reveal her impressive boobies.

Buttoni bent-grass to the job,"And you, I do stimulate two of them."she reminded them."One each."

The Prince too leaned over the girl and began to draw her nipple.

"Ohhh that's sooo good !"she cooed as first one then two fingers slipped inside her moistening cunt.

"That's three fingers,"she said,"sustenance on."

She was frigging herself urgently now, four fingers slipped inside her, then the unit of her tiny deal as she fisted herself.

The girl gasped."Hetta usually takes over now, she has a grownup mitt than me, but can we try it ?"

Buttoni reached for the dildo and handed it to the girl.

She pressed it against her cunt but it barely penetrated at all. Even though her cunt was dilated enough to hold her fist the dildo was much too wide to go more than 3 centimeters inside her.

"I need some lube."she said."Do you have any ?"

"Princy boy has probably cum in his gasp by now if cum would avail ?"Buttoni suggested between sucks.

"Er yes."Prince Charming agreed as he dropped his breeches."Help yourself."

The young lady looked at Charming's long rap pole. A small drib of pre cum glistened on his cock end,"Er sorry,"Charming apologised."False alarm."

The girlfriend smeared pre cum over the dildo."Why don't you shoot your load over the dildo to really lubricate it ?"she suggested.

"Why doesn't he stick it in you and really lube you, stretch your cunt and all that ?"Buttoni suggested.

"Because he's gay darling, everyone knows that !"the girl explained.

"Damn you !"Prince Charming exclaimed."I am not gay, count I'll show you."

He lunged forward, tripped over his rear of tube and fell over the girl forcing her backwards and almost bashing her head on the floor.

"Ummm, you smell like a girl,"she whispered as he fumbled around repeatedly poking her with his peter until he finally found her cunt.

His tool slipped easily into her velvety kidnapping. He luxuriated in her warmth. It was like fucking a whore without having to check the clock or pay for it.

"Oi get on with it !"the girlfriend complained,"Shoot your payload and let your page have a go !"

"Be quiet I was enjoying that !"Charming exclaimed.

"You're not supposed to enjoy it,"the girl complained,"Another ten minutes then all right field ?"

Charming was not too sure he could hold on for ten minutes. The slew of Bavaria swept through his intellect. He was an Eagle soaring above the ceiling crown. He was in heaven with the angels. He was swimming in the Rhine. He was cumming. A brilliant torrent of cum burst from his cock and saturated her parts.

"Ohhhhh."he gasped.

"Oooooohhhh,"she responded.

"Will it fit ?"Buttoni asked,"Or shall I give birth a go ?"

"Of class it wont fit you moron,"the little girl explained,"feel I'm gay. I lost my moral excellence to a young lady. Now that I've been fucked by the Prince in straw man of witnesses, I'm abode free."

"What ? you wanted me to have it off you ?"Prince Charming demanded.

"Give the boy an apple, got it in one.,"the little girl replied.

"Do you have no respect for me at all ?"Charming enquired.

"No. None."she replied.

"Buttoni, your knife please,"Charming asked.

"What do you want that for ?"the girl asked.

"Why to magnify your cunt if you can't ingest the dildo."he replied.

"All right, I'll try again."she agreed but no subject what position she tried it in she could not draw it more than 5 cm inside her.

It was no good. It was far too large.

"You have twenty four hours."Charming insisted.

"But how ?"she pleaded.

"Its up to you."Charming insisted,"Send the others away. You fetch your all-night bag. Buttoni you mind the shop."

The girl quickly rearranged her habiliment and went to the door.

"Where does that jeweler work ?"Prince Charming asked.

"Why in Wisebaden Strasse,"Buttoni replied,"But why ?"

"One chicken feed dildo, a lot thinner, get the melodic theme ?"the Prince suggested.

"But why, there are still slew of puss to elongate ?"Buttoni asked in horror.

"I like that one,"Prince Charming declared,"Anyway, let's see if she is pudden-head enough to derive back.

"Errr,"the lady friend said,"There's quite a queue."

Buttoni went to the door, he let the girl out and slammed the room access quickly."Mine gott, they stretch to the town square."

"Right,"Prince Charming agreed,"We need a franchise."

"What ?"Buttoni asked.

"Lookalikes who look like me could deal bout to take my situation !"Prince Charming suggested excitedly.

"And where do you find these people ?"Buttoni asked.

"I don't. You do,"Prince Charming laughed."You have an 60 minutes, put the closed for lunch sign up."

Buttoni sneaked out the hind door and headed for the Bier-Hause. He had a few pint of schnaps for Prussian bravery and headed for the safety device Barracks. He went to the mess and quickly recruited not only four sales booth ins for the prince but a complete royal dead body safety device for only a months pay from each.

Meanwhile Prince Charming introduced a nominal giving medication fee for every girl who tried the dildo and set up a boulder clay on the shop counter and a inclination of the scale of measurement of thrill, including try twice get a third gear try free !

Within the hour Buttoni sneaked back in the back up way and Prince Charming sneaked out and left them to it.

Even the excitement of watching young ladies trying to stuff a 400 millimeter dildo up their puss pale after a while and within the month most of the guardsmen had gone back to the barracks as girl after girlfriend ruined their moral excellence trying to roll in the hay a lump of glass.

dessert hairless pink puss, big hairy snatch, neatly trimmed pubes, untidy overgrown bushes, some with nicks from shaving. Shy Thomas Young young lady, raddled old hags, the eagre, the shy, those coerced, not one could get the freak even half way up.

Finally the waiting line dwindled and Buttoni shut up shop and returned to the palace to bet the money.

The king was delighted, the queen exasperated and so life returned to pattern with Prince Charming sneaking down the brothel every Tuesday Thursday and Sat and poking the Captain James Cook most mornings.

The queer despaired of marrying Prince Charming off but one Billy Sunday there was a commotion at the castle gate. The pikesmen on sentry duty duty were barring entry to an irate new woman."Let me in !"a fille screamed."That Prince Charming motherfucker got me significant !"

Prince Charming wandered down to the gate."That's him !"the girl howled.

"You're the girl from the shop class !"he exclaimed.

"Six damned prison term I paid to try that damned dildo and you were not there once !"she snarled.

"Did it fit ?"he asked.

"No !"she snapped,"Of coures it didn't and I got significant !"

"Is it mine ?"he asked.

"Either that or it's immaculate conception, of form it is !"she snapped.

"Fair enough,"Prince Charming agreed,"Let her in, you had intimately sports meeting mother."

"What just like that ?"she exclaimed.

"You haven't met mother,"he explained

He took the miss to his mother's sitting room,"Ah mother I am afraid I have made this lady friend pregnant,"he announced.

"Really, and what is her name ?"the nance asked.

"No idea,"Prince Charming admitted.

"Typical,"the girl sighed,"It's Ella, my friends cry me cinder because I'm red hot !"

"Oh god you're a lesbian !"the queer gasped.

"I was,"she admitted,"It's grueling to be hot when you're throwing up every morning."

"And this is your intended ?"the queen asked.

"Well lets face it,"Prince Charming declared,"When the tyke comes out there is trivial doubt the dildo will go back in."

"Dildo, what dildo ?"the queer asked.

"Its this big bout,"the girl said as she described the size with her hands,"And this long."

"And what pray do you see in this, this slut !"the queen regnant asked.

"She is disrespectful, headstrong, likes fair sex so she's unlikely to get off with a footman, she's ideal fairy material,"he declared.

"So you think I'm headstrong, disrespectful and unlikely to track footmen do you ?"the nance enquired.

"Well two out of three isn't bad,"he laughed rather inappropriately.

"Oh well, if you must !"the poove admitted,"So, ah clinker, what do you like about my son ?"

"He's loaded,"she admitted."Mummy said I should feed it a go. Actually he smells like a miss and I really liked it when he fucked me."

"Oh, that's good."Prince Charming agreed.

"We don't say ‘ Fuck'in the palace dear,"the fagot explained,"We say ‘ make sexual love'much less mussy don't you think ? So, cinder, when did you think of getting married ?"

"Married ? no way !"the girl insisted,"I just want tyke support."

"well I'm sorry but we don't do that,"the queen insisted,"We are rather old fashioned so either you marry Charming or we lock you in the dungeon and round you and starve you until you're not fraught any more. ``

"Oh well in that case,"she said resignedly,"I suppose I will have to give it some serious thought."

"Actually it's my night for the sporting house, how about we get a take away knockwurst and stay in and catch the retainer fornicating instead."Prince Charming suggested.

"Yes high-priced splendid idea !"the queen agreed.

"Not you mother, Cinders !"Prince Charming suggested.

"And if I don't ?"cinder asked.

The queen looked askance at the girl,"We will get the take away and watch the servants fornicating you, two, maybe three at a time ?"

"Men or girls ?"she asked.

"Men, female child, buck, dogs, the penguin from the zoo,"the queen explained,"Good god girl half the lady friend in the kingdom want to bed my Charming."

"All right, but no funny business,"the girl agreed.

"Absolutely,"Prince Charming confirmed,"Just straight missional would be good."

"You are not fucking me again !"the daughter insisted.

"Not fucking beloved, making love life, it sounds so much nicer,"the poove insisted.

"You liked it lastly time,"Prince Charming reminded her.

"Only because you smell like a miss,"she explained.

"Very fastidious my Charming, a bath every Friday and clean underpants every week,"the queen confirmed,"Anyway where is this famous dildo, it does sound rather fun ?"

Prince Charming and the fille looked at each other and burst out laughing.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Well the little girl wasn't pregnant after all, something Charming rapidly put right, Buttoni got some angel to put up 1000 guilders for the world-class unmarried lady friend to get the dildo up and he made quite a decent business organization out of it, girls paying to try it, men paying to look on. The jeweller never did get paid and the smaller dildo he made is probably still in caudex. Buttoni married clinker's Friend Charlotte after he had a Bath, doused himself in Eau de Cologne and basically jumped her one dark. The queen had a reproduction glassful dildo made in bonze which she greatly enjoys and the king spends his clock time talking to his plants in the garden and meddling in politics like world-beater do.

And therein lies the lesson of this tale, if you want to rend, consume a bath and don unobjectionable underpants