The day of the month had gone really well. Way improve than I'd expected actually. Which was both good news and bad. I enjoy being wined and dined like any lady would.
And I really had enjoyed dinner with this guy. He was quite suspicious which is always a turn-on. And he was just touchy-feely enough to make my nub disruption ( and a few other man ) but wasn't forward enough to make me think I was just going to be another slice of tail. Not that I would possess minded as this guy was CUTE. And built.

I'd gone to extra length for this particular date too. Normally I'm pretty laid back on the whole girly-thing. My hair is short, black and usually a mess. I'm pretty blanch as I'm terrified of skin malignant neoplastic disease which is what got one of my aunt at an betimes age. And while I'm pretty thin, I work out a caboodle and learn some martial arts classes so I'm quite a bit stronger than about people expect out of a 125 lb girl.
Well, I'm not technically a girl. And no, I'm not a cross-dresser either. I'm what you'd call - special. I actually have both Male and female part. I'm genetically a charwoman, but I have a penis too. And unlike most gynandromorph, I do have a clitoris. My penis juts out just above the top of my clitoral thug. So depending on the stimulation I can come as a man OR a woman. Or both. Lucky me.
Anyway, I'd really dolled myself up for this evening. I had on a nice blank lacy blouse, a black pencil skirt with high heels, bone and pattern stockings. My deoxyephedrine reach me a school-girl/bookworm/librarian looking at that drives both men and women crackpot. I'm ashamed to admit I've used it to get what I want at times. Depending on my humor I can go out as a guy or a lady friend and most mass don't give me a second look. Tonight though I needed to be taken. Bent over something and screw intemperate. I love being the assailant sometimes ; especially with charwoman. But not tonight. I wanted to feel feminine. Delicate. I just hoped he wouldn't freak at the present moment of truth…

dinner party was wonderful. He had style, appealingness and the eating house was a cozy minuscule topographic point down by the water with a six tables outside overlooking the bay. The stars were out by the millions. A young woman could get used to this form of discourse !

I was feeling the grand effect of a few glasses of wine and I could feel my desire for him through the throbbing of both my parts. The letting on the wine expired, and I excused myself to go to the noblewoman room. I was so sour on I hoped my ‘ surprisal'wasn't making a collapsible shelter in my tight skirt when I stood up. Luckily my pantyhose kept a near reign on Mr. Happy. I tottered off to the bathroom glad I didn't have to wait for my erection to go down to pee. I plopped down on the potty and sighed at the release of my fully bladder.
As I was touching up my composition a really salute girlfriend came in and started yammering about what an motherfucker her date had been. She was cute as perdition, with yearn blond hair curled tightly down her cover. I hugged her and gave her my phone phone number and said we'd go commiserate some other evening. I know, I'm an opportunist. I probably should have felt bad, but I didn't.
"Whew !"I said when I returned.

"Everything come out ok ?"

"Oh yeah,"I replied with a smiling. I silently slipped off my heels and slid down a tad in my hind end. I didn't tell him I had a load for him that I desperately wanted to be rid of before the night was over.
"So you were saying,"he asked, trying to get me back to the aphrodisiac conversation we were having before my make water erection had so rudely disrupt us."You haven't really had that practically experience with guys lately. You're not gay and just trying to get me to be your mustache, are you ?"

"Ha ! No my dear boy, that is not the issuance. I do love sleeping with cleaning lady. They are such completely different creatures than men are. They're indulgent, and odor lovely, and are so much more sensual than most wham-bam-thank you-ma'am guy cable are. cleaning lady know how to deal their prison term and enjoy the subtle parts of sensuality and conquest that are lost on guys. But there is something that is uh, lacking in sex with women…"I let my Word trail off for event. I'd been slowly running my pantyhose-clad invertebrate foot up and down his thigh all even. I could easily sense him through his wearing apparel slacks. While not porn-star quantity it would certainly do for tonight.

"So cleaning lady are lacking a sure something, huh ?"

"Yup. And sometimes that is just the only thing that will scratch my itch."I looked at him coyly over the rim of my wine glass, all the time running my stocking covered invertebrate foot up and down the inside of his calfskin and thigh.

"Do you have an scabies, my dear ?"

"You have no estimation,"I said breathlessly. And I meant every word.

"I'd beloved to find out. I might even kiss it and make it better."

"That would be lovely,"I said quite frankly. I squirmed uncomfortably in my seat trying to free my turncock from the tangle of my tights.
"I'll start at your feet."

"Really ? Then what would you do ?"

"I'd slowly lay a trail of kisses up the inside of your calf. And then over your genu and up the insides of your thighs."

"Oh, that sounds so squeamish,"I cooed. And it really did."Do you like that ? I mean really like it ?"

"Yup, I really do. It's just so intimate, isn't it ?"

I smiled at him again. Maybe, just maybe this was going to turn out ok…

The entry

Sir Lancelot and I ended up back at my place. Sometimes I like being on my home sod, especially at the ‘ unveiling.'I had been hard through most of the meal. I know he had been because I'd been teasing him all night. He was hard, throbbing and decently sized.

And I could evidence he really wanted me. Ok, so most men ‘ wanted me ’, and by that I mean they wanted to cum inside my body like a 2-bit cum bucket. near men saw me as cipher more than a warm receptacle for their semen. Its ok, I get it. Sometimes I'll see a really cute girl and think how often fun it would be to have totally anonymous freaking HOT sex in some dark berth and never even know her name. I call it masturbation with someone else's body. And there is a time and place for that. But this guy really seemed to be concerned in who I was.

Which is really authoritative when you 're a chick sporting wood. I'm not vast, but a dense 6 in dick on a wench can freak the roll in the hay out of a guy who doesn't bill up. They have to be extremely open minded, bi or a closeted gay dude. I've learned not to take in presumption. Some of the manlike, macho dudes loved having me fuck them long and hard in their ass. When I'd dumped my freight deep in their blind drunk Virgin holes I'd let them have me any way they wanted, no holes barred.

'' You still here ? '' Matt asked. `` You seem like your judgment is somewhere else. ``

'' I 'm sorry, '' I said. `` I 'm back now. '' I leaned in against him, and mat ran his paw over my ass. As usual I kept myself a few inches from him so he wouldn't palpate my surprise before the right present moment. And that was almost always after I'd let them come in my mouth. I slowly undid his tie, and sexily draped it around my neck. One button at a time I loosened his shirt exposing liquid fragrant man-flesh. I love the olfactory sensation of a woman, but a man's smell can just reverse me into an fauna. This one's pheromones hit me absolutely square in the girly parting. My fingers worked at the clasp of his belt and soon he was naked in front of me, a nicely sized shaft jutting out proudly from his happy trail. I pushed him back, making him sit down on my Ottoman dynasty. I crawled between his second joint and pulled myself up onto his torso so I could kiss him long and hard. His hands roamed under my blouse playing with my dainty footling B-cups. I moaned in his ear as his fingers played with my rigidifying nipples. Finally I broke the kiss and trailed my lips downward. As my lips passed below his belly release I slowed down, letting his tip rub against the stern of my chin as I worked a trail of kisses back and forth across his fuddled abs. I twisted my head so that his prick promontory was against my cheek. Looking up at him with my putting green eyes ( God, I love this part ! Ladies, this is where you get his PIN number ) I said huskily"Tell me what you want. distinguish me what you want me to do."Then I ran my natural language slowly along the side of meat of his throbbing shaft.

"sucking it,"he hissed."Suck it please !"

So I did. Grabbing his dig I lowered my lips down over his tip, never breaking eye contact. I didn't block until my sass hit his pubic bone. The surprised moan and look on his expression was priceless ! Twirling my face on his cock, I withdrew until just the tip was against my mouth. His breath was getting ragged and he was grunting and groaning uncontrollably. I wanted to tease him for a patch, but on the next plunge down his shaft he spontaneously erupted in my back talk. Ok, so I knew he was skinny and I was teasing him. But damn it, can't guy cable at least let a girl know before they blow a vast load down our throat ? My gag reflex hit me like a wagon train but I refused to let him lie with he'd successfully gagged a self-proclaimed deep-throat queen. I swallowed for all I was deserving and only a trivial err past my lips.

When he'd calmed down a bit I crawled up into his lap and tried to buss him. He jerked his human face away and said"Ewwww !"I've had that response before, and while it was no big tidy sum, I didn't like the tone it set for his open mindedness. Ok, clip for the unveiling.

I stood up and slowly unbuttoned my blouse and removed my bra. Next I dropped my panty around my ankles and backed up so he could caress my ass. He gently lifted my skirt and planted kisses all over my cheeks. His tongue flicked over my butthole, which made up for the fact that he didn't want to buss me earlier. I had grabbed my cock and pulled it up against my belly and from his viewpoint he couldn't see it. His tongue parted my plica and fuck, I had to admit he was talented ! With my ramification spread I could see his turncock getting hard again.

"Ok,"I thought."Maybe this is going to work out after all."

He regained his erection and stood behind me, grabbing my pelvic girdle and pressing his stopcock against my folds. His ran the drumhead of his throbbing dick up and down from my wrinkled behind down through my flock to the tip of my clit. At this percentage point I didn't care which hole he used. I just wanted him inside me ! His tip slid down and disappeared between my aching lips stretching open my tunnel. Oh my God, this was just what I needed ! I was just about to throw back against him when suddenly he leaned down on top of me and reached around to stroke my button. Before I could warn him his hand reached mine - and my throbbing hard on. He just freaked !

"HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKINGGOD…"

He was so surprised he could hardly consider. But I could see the horror on his face.

"Wait,"I said as tears welled up in my eyes."Let me explicate !"

"You're a fucking dude - but you have a pussy too ! ? WHAT A FUCKING lusus naturae !"
He jumped up and grabbed his clothes and ran into the hallway of my apartment building stark naked. As much as I want to I'll never forget the expression in his middle. My hormone were raging ( both sets ! ) and I fell back on the tuffet and had myself a good little cry, then dragged myself to bed for a fitful Nox's sleep.

What are friends for ?

In the morning I called Tina and terry, two of my best booster. They've been together forever having met in grade school before either of them knew they were lesbians.

"Really ? ! ?"Tina said. I knew she was trying her hardest not to express mirth."He ran naked into the hallway and fucking VANISHED ?"

"Yeah, and he won't takings my call or texts, so fuck it,"I said with the pain of it all still lingering in my voice.

"Ok steady, why don't you come over and let Terry and me make you forget all about Sir lance-me-not."

‘ Tina, that's not rum,"I whined.

"Oh come on Chris, I don't care who you are, that's funny !"

I had to take on it was, and one-half cried - half laughed into the phone."Ok, I'm on my way."

They were still in their robe when I got there. We made coffee and they demanded that I parcel all the gory item.

"I have a great idea,"terrycloth exclaimed."We just got the new jetted tub finished up ! Army of the Pure make some Mimosas and you can tell us with bubbles !"

We walked into their sleeping room and I couldn't help but notice the skillful midst dildo on their strap-on harness. This one had a stopcock facing each management so they both could delight it. Looks like they'd had quite the quixotic evening themselves. We all stripped and then Tina asked for my help opening the champagne bottle.

"I'll assistant,"I said"but you get to make it pop ! Not for certain I could take having something ELSE go off unexpectedly today !"

Tina laughed and did the honors with the bottle complete with lewd paw motions right before the cork blew across the kitchen. We laughed until I thought we were going to pee down our stage.

We sauntered back to the tub and joined Terry who was almost at rest, floating in the roiling, bubbly water."seminal fluid on in ! You missed all the fun. I found my ducky jet !"she exclaimed dreamily."I didn't conclusion 15 seconds."

She sat up and slid over to our side. The girls sat on each side of me and we handed out the Mimosas."Ok,"Tina said excitedly."fourth dimension for your level. Start at the offset !"
I told them everything, pausing for their laughter to lessen when we got to talking about wienies and erection.

"How big was he,"Tina asked."Was he as big as you ?"

"Oh yeah, he was NICE ! Long and thick and toilsome as sword. tinker's dam, I wanted him inside me !"I sighed and sunk a trivial abject in the tub. The girls were both running their fingers up and down my second joint and my torso responded to their touch. Like most charwoman, my teat get really surd and pointy when I'm aroused. The girls saw this and Terry said
"Uh oh ! I bet we have wood !"Tina ran her hand up to my crotch and wrapped her paw around my aching shaft.

"Fuck that feeling good,"I moaned as I closed my eyes. terry motioned to Tina and they simultaneously took a tit in their sassing. I pulled Tina up to kiss my hungry sass while she continued to stroke me. Terry scooted down and knelt between my branch. Suddenly I felt the tip of the immense dildo I'd seen on the bed nudge up against my labia. Apparently she'd gotten out of the tub and slipped into the strap-on while we were making the drinks.

"Oh child, I really require this,"I cooed in Tina's ear."We know you do dear. What are girl for ?"With that she leaned forward, burrowing the tip inside me. She waited a moment so I could bask the touch of being filled and then inched it in until she was buried in my aching cunt.

"Uhhhh,"I cried as the dildo bottomed out inside me. My drumhead flew back and I slouched small, pushing every last inch of the big black peter into me. Terry took that moment to rise out of the tub and depress her soaking sex onto my aspect. I licked her from ass to clit in long slack passes. Tina started thrusting and I thought she was going to tear me apart, but it hurt so good ! The top of the harness had a niggling protuberance right where my clit is and every thrust sent jolts up my cock and into my brain. Just as Terry was about to go over the edge she pulled herself off my face.

"Damn you're in effect at that ! But you're not the only girl who needs cock today."And with that she slid down my consistency into my lap. Her knees landed beside my thigh and my dick tip was brushing against her mouth. She spread her knees and slowly lowered herself onto my length. I flexed my PC muscles, which not only made my rooster twitch but also tightened my tunnel on Tina's dildo letting me experience every veiny inch inside me. The little girl got into a rhythm so they were both pulling away from me at the Lapp meter, and then Terry lowered herself back onto me while Tina thrust that big, hard pecker back into my twat. I knew each driving force sent the other end trench into her too. Soon we were all wildly thrashing around in the tub and piss sloshed all over the new bathroom floor.

My pussy finally couldn't take any more and I shrieked as my first orgasm blasted through me. The shiver in my clit became a fire and it sent White hot sparks up my cock. I screamed again and let go in Terry, filling her with my cum. I don't make sperm so I can't get a fille pregnant, but I come just like any guy. In fact, many women say I come MORE than a guy does. All I know is that there isn't anything sound than filling your partner with your juice and I filled terrycloth full phase of the moon. She finally exploded into her own orgasm and fell against me, gently flexing her rose hip to keep our coming rolling.

"Whew ! I thought somebody was going to glide by out and drown there for a minute,"I said with a silly smile on my face.

"Who did you consider was going to overwhelm,"asked Tina.

"Me ! I came so hard I about passed out. But I bet you would give given me mouth-to-mouth,"I said.

"Oh yeah. We'd have given sassing to mouth to both goal my dear !"

I climbed out of the tub and brought back the champagne and orange juice."Who wants another troll ?"

"We do,"the girls said in unison."We'll take some more Mimosas too !"The relief of the day was spent sunning ourselves in the back yard and being BFF's. Thank God for girlfriends !




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