Ai N'T No Fun If My Homie Ca N'T Get None
AI N'T NO FUN ...
'' I 'm just saying, he 's too old for my baby, '' Cecile stated, staring at her topper protagonist, Angela.
'' Anastacia is not a babe. She 's 21, for Christ 's sake. And so what if he 's a few yr old than her. A senesce man can serve her ... ''
'' Can take advantage of her .... All my baby knows is sports and her schooling work. She 's not into men like that. He 's going to hurt my infant ... ''
'' You do n't even recognise the man ... ''
'' I know men ! '' Cecile stated firmly. `` All of them are just alike. They all think with their tool and not their bosom. ''
'' That 's not fair, besides, she just met him ... what ... three weeks ago when she was home base. All they 've been doing is talking on the phone. ``
'' She chases me off the phone to answer his yell, '' Cecile said, exasperated. `` He 's the first somebody she talks to in the morn, and the concluding at night. ''
Angela chuckled. `` You 're going to have to let go ... cut her omphalus string one day, Cecile. You should be happy that she 's finally getting a gustatory perception of love. ''
'' That 's not love, '' Cecile snarled. `` That man wants to fuck my sister and then he 's going to pull up stakes her high and dry. He 's going to hurt my baby 's essence. ''
'' How you know he 's not Mr. Right ? ''
'' Mr. Right Now, '' Cecile scowled.
'' I think you are being too hard on the man. Besides, give him metre to show who he really is. If he 's a dog, in time, it 'll come out. A dog ca n't enshroud forever. ''
'' That 's just it, Angela, we do n't receive any fourth dimension. He wants to take her on a cruise when she comes rest home for summertime break. ''
'' That 's so nice, '' Angela swooned.
'' She comes home in a week. ''
'' I know you 're a concerned mother, but do n't do anything that will cause Anastacia to be mad at you. ''
'' I 'm going to do what I have to do to take a shit trusted this dog does n't bruise my babe. ``
'' Be heedful, Cecile. Very heedful. This shit could backfire on your ass and smash the realtionship you two have. ''
'' This is a arise ass man I 'm trying to protect her from. He 's nothing but an old dog trying to submit advantage of my babe. And I 'm not going to let that encounter ! ''
* * *
'' Coming out to the night club ai n't nothing like it used to be, bro, '' Eusebius Hieronymus said to his younger pal, Mikey, as they waited for the parking valet to bring St. Jerome 's Maxima. `` I remember when I coulda come to the club and plectron, choose and refuse hos. ''
'' You ai n't lying, bro. All I come out for now is to get my crapulence on and unwind after busting my ass all week, '' Mikey explained.
'' I feel you, '' Jerome said as the valet stopped in front of him. He tipped the valet and jumped behind the steering wheel.
Mikey jumped in the passenger 's hindquarters. `` That 's why I always pick up one a my lil john, get her some sens, something to eat, and claim her to a hotel til I come back from the ball club. ``
Hieronymus laughed as he pulled off. `` And what do you do if you find something in the night club ? ''
'' Go fuck ! Then go to the hotel and shtup again, '' Mikey stated like it should make been obvious.
Jerome started laughing. `` You always fucking with hos that live with their man. ``
'' Them the in force ones. Let someone else deal with them hos problem. I fuck. That 's what I do. Them some nice hos that I fuck, but hos have too lots dramatic play when involved in relationship. ''
'' So, what you saying is that it 's stress free and less drama when you the other man ? ''
'' Hell yeah ! See you would n't understand 'cause you have all them hos feeling like you 're their man ... ''
'' But I do n't possess no drama. '' Jerome laughed.
'' See, you be fucking with them good girls. The professional charwoman. I ai n't gon na lie, bro, you run your hos ... ''
The sound of Jerome 's ringing earpiece stopped Mikey midspeech. Jerome checked his caller ID. `` Anastcia 's mom ! What the fuck ? ''
'' Anastacia ? That tall, delicately ass dame that plays volleyball for UCON ? The one you met in the club about three week ago ? ''
'' Yeah. Wife to be. '' Jerome grinned.
'' What the hell you doing with her female parent 's cell phone number, bro ? More importantly, what her mother doing calling you at three XL five in the dawning ? Booty phone call ? ''
'' Shut up ! '' Jerome said, pressing the green icon. `` how-do-you-do ? ''
'' Hello ? Where are you ? '' a female voice asked.
It was n't Anastacia for sure enough. The charwoman sounded a lilliputian older. `` On my way plate ? '' Eusebius Hieronymus answered tentatively.
'' I thought you were taking me to get something to eat ? '' she asked, sounding disappointed.
She sounded a short tipsy too.
St. Jerome stifled a jape as he looked across to his brother who was making piece of ass faces and humping motions in the passenger seat. `` May I ask who you want to speak to ? ''
'' Who is this ? '' she asked, sounding alarmed. `` Is this Jermaine ? ''
'' No, I 'm dark you must have dialed the incorrectly number. ''
'' Who is this ? Your number is programmed into my phone, '' she demanded.
'' This is Jerome. I 'm a friend of Anastacia 's ... ''
'' Anastacia 's ally ? What your figure doing program in my sound ? '' she asked with a niggling attitude.
'' Is this her mother ? ''
'' Yes, it is ! ''
'' I met her when she was home three weeks ago. She had your headphone ... I think her phone had gotten stolen ... ''
'' Oh yeah, I remember now, '' she chuckled, sounding a bit at comfort. `` I 'm good-for-naught for calling you at this hr ... ''
'' That 's quite alright ... ''
'' I was trying to call a friend of mine. He was supposed to require me for something to eat, but he disappeared on my as ... listen to me, I 'm telling you all my clientele. intoxicant just loosens my clapper. I 'm dingy for calling you. ''
'' That 's okay. It was nice talking to you, '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus said, chuckling.
'' Please do n't differentiate Anastacia ... she hates when I go out for drinks. ''
'' It 'll be out little enigma, '' Hieronymus said, chuckling.
'' Promise ? '' she cooed.
'' I promise. ''
'' Thank you, '' she said. `` okey. crusade safely. ''
'' You too, '' St. Jerome said. `` Bye. ``
'' Byyyyyye, '' she sang, ending the telephone call.
Mikey laughed. `` That was a prize call. mom want some. ''
'' You crazy, bro. Besides, her momma do n't fuck me. ''
'' mum fine ? '' Mikey asked with a raised brow.
'' I do n't love. I 've never met the woman. She sounds sexy as hellhole, though. ''
'' If her girl takes after her, she probably is fine, '' Mikey said as he fired up a stick. He hit it and passed it over.
Jerome cranked up the volume as he got on I-95 North. He took a hit of the joint and passed it back. `` You know what, I 'm going dwelling. I do n't experience like being bothered with none a my hos tonight. She done got me thinking about Anastacia. And this weed only ga draw me hungry. I 'll degenerate myself off and you can lead my drive. ''
'' My car already by the hotel. Why ca n't you just strike down me off ? '' Mikey asked as he took out a napkin from his wallet. He unrolled it and took out half a blue tablet and threw it in his mouth. Then he chugged the oddment of the water that he had brought out of the golf-club.
'' Because I do n't feel like passing home to leave out you off. Just devolve me and take the car. ''
Five minutes later, Hieronymus pulled in front of their planetary house, pressed the push for the garage door and hopped out. It was n't until he was inside and on a higher floor getting undressed that he remembered his cell phone. He had left it in the Max.
Three minutes later, Mikey stared at his brother 's ringing telephone. Anastacia 's mom. What the fuck does she want now ? I 'm not answering that diddley, he thought as he headed on a hit course for the hotel. The phone stopped ringing, then started up again. Mikey ignored it again. The third time it rung, he answered it. It has to be an emergency. `` how-do-you-do ? ''
'' Are you home already, '' the female asked.
'' No ... ''
'' Well why were n't you answering the speech sound ? You making a booty call or something ? ''
'' No, '' Mikey said, then took a pull on the joint, laughing because she did n't do it it was n't Jerome she was talking to.
'' Are you smoking ? ''
She sounded intrigued rather than repugnant, so he said, `` Mmmm-hmmm. ``
Her voice became soft and sounded sexy. `` I called to ask a favor ... ''
'' What sort of favour ? '' Mikey asked.
'' wellspring my booster had to run home to his nagging ass wife, and I 'm thirsty. But I do n't require to sit in IHOP by myself, not at this hour. Why do n't you join me ? My treat. ''
'' Which IHOP are you at ? ''
'' I 'm not there yet. I was calling to see if you 'd meet me first. ''
'' Which one are you going to ? ''
'' I live in Sawgrass ... there 's one right off of University. ''
'' I know where it is. I 'm about five mo away. ''
'' Alright. I 'll meet you there. What are you driving ? '' she asked.
'' A black Nisan Maxima. You ? ''
'' I 'm in a burgundy Jaguar XK. ''
'' Niiiice, '' Mikey sang. `` I 'll be in the parking lot when you get there. ''
'' Do n't smoke it all before I get there, '' she purred.
Mikey hung up the phone and laughed. If mummy amercement, I 'm bedamn trusted gon na try and fuck. Especially if she trying to get her smoke on.
Seven minutes later, Mikey watched as the burgundy XK pulled in at the IHOP. She pulled right side by side to him, shut off the locomotive engine and got out. From what he could see over the ceiling of the car, Mama was pretty as fuck. And young looking. When she walked around the spinal column of the car and he got a good expression at her body, his hawkshaw started getting hard. `` shucks, Mama mulct as screw ! '' sybaritic. Now I know why she did n't want to go into IHOP by herself. Anywhere she go, she 'll get all sort of unwanted aid. Especially in the skirt and top she 's wearing. Her outfit was n't revealing or slutty or anything ; it was swish and tasteful, but emphasized everything she had.
Mikey took a hit and leaned over and opened the passenger door for her. Her smiling lit up the interior.
'' Oh that smells marvellous, '' she said as she hopped in and closed the door behind her. `` I have n't smoked since college, '' she said, taking the offered joint.
'' I plan on stopping when I get my MBA. '' Mikey chuckled.
She took a long attractor.
'' You might require to require it easy with that, '' Mikey said a second too late.
She started coughing, but she refused to pass the joint. She held it as she eyed him over. She took another hit, pulling a picayune easier this time. She kicked off her slingback and twisted sideways to face him. She caught his eyes locked onto her cleavage and smiled. She brought the joint up to her lips and took another pull. The gage had her feeling near. And the wine-coloured she had drank earlier had made her extremely horny. She knew she could get any man she wanted, so this was going to be fun. And leisurely. I 'll expose the dog and spare Anastacia from a relegate heart.
She ran her digit playfully over her collarbone, then down between her breasts.
Mikey 's dick stiffened. The blue pill was in full effect. Either he was going to get laid mama, or he had to get to the hotel to Shelley Ann. `` So you gon na let me hit that ? '' Mikey asked.
'' You 're not shy at all, are you ? '' She blushed. `` You sure you can handle me ? '' she asked, leaning forward and rubbing the interior of his thigh.
'' I was referring to the joint, but since you brought it up, '' he said, making his dick startle in his pants, `` I 'm sure as shooting I can handle whatever challenges I 'm award with. '' Their oculus locked. `` My doubtfulness is, can you ? ''
Her hand slid from his thigh to his throbbing dick. `` Mmmmm, this is prissy, '' she swooned.
'' You can take it out to get a better flavour of it. Underneath all this cloth really does n't do it any justice. It really is a work of art, '' Mikey boasted.
She accepted his challenge without a moment 's hesitation. She unzipped his pant and took it out. Ten in of throbbing smuggled nub. `` Oh, God. This is ... we need to go someplace. Anyplace, '' she said as she skinned the foreskin back, leaned over and started kissing and licking his head.
'' Ohhh shittttt ! ! ! Where do you want to go ? '' Mikey barely got out as his middle threatened to roll back into his head.
'' Anywhere, '' she mumbled as she kissed and licked and flicked her tongue around his forefront greedily.
Mikey leaned the buns back until he was almost lying monotone. He hit the join one More time as she got more enthusiastic with her glossa. He knew he was n't going to fall from a blowjob, but it felt too fucking good to finish her.
He reached over and started caressing her ass. tinker's damn ! Her ass was so mild, it made him whimper. He wanted to get up in her, but he could n't do that in the Maxima. And he definitely could n't do it in IHOP 's parking lot. He could n't take her to a hotel, because he did n't bear decent cash for that. And he did n't want to go to her place, because he did n't know if he could do that, nor what her kinship status was. The only billet he could study her is nursing home. `` What about your car ? '' Mikey asked.
She did n't stop to reply. She flailed her hand as if she did n't care about that.
piece of ass it, he thought and fired up the uttermost. He positioned his hand so that he could steer over her as she continued to feverishly work his dick. She was sucking ; he was caressing and fondling her boob, and every component of her that he could touch.
Both of them were making all the appropriate noises as he raced home.
When he pulled into the garage and exclude down the engine, she finally raised her head teacher from his lap. She kissed him like a have adult female. Hungrily. Greedily.
Mikey 's prick ached to get up in her. `` Let 's go, '' he said as the garage threshold finished rolling down and the automatonlike light flicked off. They got out the level best, and as he stood at the front man waiting for her to come around to him, he really got a skillful look at her. She did n't seem a day over thirty five. As young as he was, he was confident that he was gon na kill her aphrodisiacal old ass with pecker.
lustfulness was oozing from her human face. She grabbed his hand and pulled him tightly against her body. They were about the Lapp pinnacle, so everything lined up. Their lips smashed against each others. Wisps of pleasurable moans escaped her lip as their natural language darted back and Forth in each other 's mouth.
Mikey 's hired man fumbled with the slide fastener of her bird. He got it unfastened, then got a business firm grip on her impertinence. He picked her up as if she weighed null, spun her around and placed her on the top of the hot hood.
She swooned in surprise, wrapped her sculptured legs around his waist and pulled him right into her so that his peter was rubbing her the right way.
His work force fumbled with her skirt until he had it up and out of the way. Both of them fumbled with his bash and pants and underclothing until nothing was between them except her sodden underwear which she savagely pulled to the side so that his raw question could glide up and down between her stock engorged lips.
She was grinding desperately against his hot, throbbing head now. Her pussy was hot and wet and aching to find that throbbing pot of meat. Gripping his pelvic arch, she pulled him forward, plunging his rock-hard ten column inch into her. She shut her heart and screamed as his prick stretched and filled her to the brim. She had n't felt pain in the ass and delight like that since she lost her virginity. She was trying to get use to the notion, but he did n't establish her clock time. He started moving that big shaft around inside of her. It was hot and hard. ardour coursed through her consistence. Then there was the additional heating beneath her ass. She found the more she gyrated her ass up and into his deep punishing apoplexy, the less she felt the heating plant beneath her ass.
This was the first woman over thirty that Mikey has ever had the pleasance of fucking, so he had something to try. He was fucking her like he had all mankind riding on his performance. His strokes were bringing out all the appropriate noises and fuck-faces that he got out of younger women, so he knew he was beating that pussy up unspoilt. That was all the further his ego needed.
He picked her completely up off the hood and slowed down to his implike winding.
'' Awwwwwww fuuuuuck, baby ! Sssssss ! ``
'' You like that, '' he asked.
'' Mmmm-hmmmm, '' she mumbled as he guided her hips into a slow rocking apparent motion that made her clit rub against his brawny pelvis.
She started nibbling his lip. `` Oh God, yeah. That feels trade good. ''
'' I want you to cum for me before we go inside, '' he muttered against her dessert lips.
'' You do n't have to worry about ... about ... '' Her whimpering got cut short as tiny jolts of lightning struck all through her causing her body to spasm involuntarily. `` 0h God, I 'm cumming. '' Her pace quickened and her entire body vibrated as her orgasm resonated through her.
Mikey felt safe taking her inside. Now he was going to accept her upstairs and put a proper piece of ass on her sexy old ass. He continued stroking her until her orgasm subsided, then he walked toward the door, stirring the pot as he went. He told her to reach behind her and turn the pommel. She got the threshold opened without any problem.
The door opened directly into the kitchen, and as they were passing the refrigerator, she stopped him. `` catch something common cold to fuddle. ''
Without losing rhythm, he stopped. She opened the fridge, leaned in a bit, and pulled out two bottles of H2O. He bumped the threshold closed and started for the step.
Going up the step was a bit more hard. Unsteadily, they made their way up bumping into the wall and railing. She was giggling. They slipped and fell. She started laughing, and he covered her mouth quickly as he landed on top of her. Her legs found their way around his waist and she locked both coat of arms around his neck. They kissed passionately as he stroked down into her. She started grunting and humping up to run across his strokes. He felt his foreland slamming against the gristle at the very back of her kitty. His head felt as if it was curving and going into another portion of her pussycat. Each time his head bounced against the gristle, her body convulsed. She bit his tongue as he sped up his stab to see if he could get one long convulsion.
He got it as she came a second time right there on the stairway.
Her legs unfolded from around his waist as he withdrew about eight of the ten inches he had inside her, using only two column inch to grind around the front portion of her sweet snatch.
She started humping on it and adjusting her hips so that she was angled properly. Then she asked for a trivial more.
He gave her about an inch more.
'' Ah, fuck yeah ! Right there ! '' she growled as she kept his mushroom cloud head rocking against the spongy field at the top of her pussy. `` Fuck ! '' she hissed. `` What are you trying to do to me ? ''
'' What every womanhood wants a man to do to them : satisfy them ... and then some, '' Mikey replied, turning it up a notch.
'' You ... you sure are doing that, '' she whimpered. `` Ohh God ! This dick too darned sweet ... .ooooooeeeeeee. I 'm coming again, baby. ass meeeeeeee ! ''
Mikey readily complied. nooky her and then some.
Once she caught her intimation, Mikey decided it was best to subscribe to her into his room before they woke Jerome up.
Hmmm. That would n't be such a bad idea.
He took her into his room and closed his bedroom room access. She started undressing him as they made their way to the bed. She took direction now. She stood him up at the bound of the bed and stripped him.
After making him tread out of his gasp and wind cone -- his shoes had gotten discarded somewhere between the kitchen and the stairs -- she kissed her way up his inner thighs, then sucked and licked their unfermented mixture of juices of his poke and then moved up his putz. She pushed him onto the bed, and as she crawled up and over him, she let her hired man roam up his powerful thigh, up his washboard stomach, all the way up to his chiseled chest. She leaned down and kissed him as she mounted that throbbing ten inches of glistening dick. When she raised up, his sass latched onto her mammilla as his bridge player kneaded her breast. She slipped his bulging head between her soppy rim and lowered herself until she was filled to the brim. She positioned her knee joint on either side of him, leaned back and smiled down at him as she started gyrating her articulatio coxae. She rode him like only an experienced woman could. She got so into it that the mattress started sliding off the boxspring.
About four yummy arcminute later, she exploded. Again.
panting and glistening with lather, she spun around into a reverse cowgirl and started riding that starchy ten inch again. With his medal spanking her ass and his skillful fingers harrassing her vain clit, it did n't fill but a few hour for her to work up up to another sheet-tugging, earth-shattering orgasm.
She was totally exhausted, now.
Mikey was n't though. He flipped her onto her cover and threw her stage over his shoulders. She was too unaccented to do anything but accept the gratifying, punishing strokes that took her to another orgasm.
As she floated down from her orgasmic high, he flipped her onto her abdomen. Oh whoreson ! This my position right here. Oohhhh shit this ... this Gawddammmn ... this some good dick. Each accident was replenishing her vim. She got up on her knees, and much to her delight, he pounded her mercilessly until her knees got weak and she fell flat on her stomach. He did n't miss a stroke. He fell right on top of her and continued to methodically fuck her toward ecstasy.
It was obvious to her that her pleasance was his pleasure. She could n't say that for too many men. And he was properly equipped to give her pleasure. She could n't say that about too many men, either. His dick had every nerve ending in her twat prickling. It felt too good for her to assure him to blockade or even slow down, but she was truly afraid to cum again. She did n't know if she could wield another climax without pulling out her own hair. And then there was the damn soft sail. It was like a soft, smooth tongue on her clit helping his cadaver dick to cajole another orgasm out of her. The impending orgasm was too sweet to void or even forestall.
Fuck it ! dick like this is few and far in between. I'ma adopt all he has to give.
She started throwing her hip up at him. Enthusiastically. She was determined to bring his untried ass with her this sentence, though. She started working her internal heftiness and immediately felt him yeilding to her heftiness ascendence. She started working him over proper. Giving as good as she was getting.
A few moment later, both of them grunting and panting, came to a noisy orgasm. They moaned and groaned and strained and stroked each early until their sexual climax peaked and ebbed. Then they collapsed.
She must get dozed off, because she suddenly found herself blindfolded and tied to the bed with silk ties. She was n't afraid ; she was tied loosely and could get her hands devoid if she wanted. But, she did n't want to get free. The things his backtalk and spit were doing to her felt refreshing and rejuvenating. Before she knew it, she was begging for him to fulfil her kitty up again with that hunk of throbbing meat.
He obliged her.
This time he was n't fucking her. He was more ship's boat and passionate this sentence, which was good. He was giving her the Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde loving. She could n't believe the staying power that he had. She could n't think that she could come so many meter and still want more. He gave her all she wanted. He gave her so a great deal, she was afraid for Anastacia. Any man putting this much sound loving on one woman would name her go against her own mother for him. This the form of cock that make a women forsake all others. She admitted to herself that she was already trying to figure out how she could get some More of his good loving and he was n't even finished with her yet.
Fuck ! What the nether region have I gotten myself into ?
One week later, Cecile said to her daughter, `` Anastacia, I do n't retrieve you 're thinking this through. He 's too old for you ... ''
'' Where did you get that from ? He 's only a few eld older than me. He 's not like the guys my age, Mom. He 's mature, '' Anastacia argued.
'' He 's have .... ''
Angela shook her drumhead and came to her honorable Quaker 's assistance. `` Anastacia, baby, we 're just concerned that this onetime man is going to hurt you ... ''
'' But you two have never met him, so how can y'all judge him ? I tell you what, why do n't I call him and let y'all meet him. ''
Cecile looked at Angela as Anastacia pulled out her cellular telephone earphone. She did n't want to spoil this weekend, but the sooner Anastacia realized that this Hieronymus is n't nothing but a dog looking to subscribe vantage of her, the better.
Angela looked worried as she stared at Cecile. She was n't so sure about this, either.
Anastacia avoided both their eye as she brought the speech sound up to her ear. Both fair sex watched in repugnance as she spoke to Jerome. Unfortunately, they could only get a line one English of the conversation. Both of them prayed that he was busy and could n't make it. They listened intently.
'' Hello, Hieronymus ... where are you ? '' She nodded, then her face lit up as she smiled. `` skillful. Swing by Boca center. Me, my mom and godmother are heading to TGIF. Why do n't you get together us ... uh-huh. He 's your brother ... of grade you can bring him along. The more the merrier. '' She giggled. `` okay. I ca n't await to see you either. Bye, '' she cooed, blushing as she ended the yell. She smiled at her female parent and godmother. `` He 's on 95, two exits north of here. He 's bringing his brother. He 's previous than me too, but a piddling closer to my age, '' she teased.
A few minutes after they were seated, Anastacia interrupted her mother 's spiel. `` Here they are now ! '' Anastacia bounced up from the cubicle waving excitedly at the two Thomas Young men.
Cecile cast a wary coup d'oeil at Angela. `` This is going to be awkward. Not to refer ugly. ''
'' tell me about it, '' Angela mumbled, trying to retain the jitteriness from showing on her nerve.
Both charwoman kept grinning plastered on their faces as they watched both young men weave their way toward their stall. They did n't go bad to remark the heading of early women swivelling to find out the two well-favoured young men, either.
'' Here comes the young prick slinger that wants to direct vantage of my precious babe girl, '' Cecile mumbled under her breathing space.
Angela grunted in correspondence. `` That dick of his is just leading the way over here, '' she mumbled back, then got kicked under the table by Cecile.
'' The one in back looks just as dangerous. They 're brothers, so they 're both probably similarly equipped. ''
'' Stop, '' Angela mumbled. `` You trying to get me wet ? '' They both watched as Anastacia hugged and kissed the first young man on the nerve. She had an arm around him and turned to them bubbling. `` Micheal, meet my female parent and godmother, Cecile and Angela ... ''
Both women 's mouth fell as Mikey looked at them just as shocked. `` This is your female parent ? '' he asked, pointing at Cecile.
'' We look alike, do n't we ? '' Anastacia gushed, leaning into Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus and wrapping her blazonry lovingly around him.
'' And your godmother ? '' Mikey asked for clarification.
Everyone composed themself. Quickly.
Mikey laughed and nodded before answering Anastacia. So I had n't fucked her mother. ma finer than her godmother, though. Mmm-mmm-mmm ! I damn sure want to hit mama now that I done blessed my centre on her fine ass. Damn !
Mikey snapped out of his reflection quickly. `` Like sisters, rather than female parent and girl, '' he said to Anastacia. He turned back to Angela and Cecile. `` It 's a pleasance to meet you Cecile, '' he said, shaking her helping hand. He turned to Angela, who was blushing. `` It 's a pleasure to see you again, Angela. And larn your name. ''
Angela shook his deal, relieved and slightly embarrassed. `` It 's good to see you again, too, Micheal, '' she said, stressing his gens.
'' Mikey ... ''
Anastacia, who had been planting a kiss on Saint Jerome 's sass, turned around and asked, `` You two know each other ? ''
Angela glanced nervously at Cecile, then to Mikey, then back at Anastacia. `` I ... we ... ''
Mikey chuckled. `` We met in IHOP 's parking lot the other nighttime. We were there to get rid of our late night cravings, '' Mikey said mischievously. `` Very interesting night, '' he chuckled.
Cecile and Angela nodded and smiled.
'' What a conjunction, '' Anastacia gushed. `` This is Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus, '' she bubbled, pulling him closer to her. `` Eusebius Hieronymus, fulfil my mother, Cecile, and my godmother, Angela. ``
'' A pleasure to meet you, Cecile, or should I promise you Mom ? '' he said, shaking her extended hand. He held her regard and smiled.
Cecile chuckled. `` Cecile will do just fine. I 'm too vernal and fine to be anyone 's female parent, '' she joked.
'' You 're right about that, '' Mikey agreed, causing Cecile to blush.
Jerome turned to Angela. `` It feels as if I know you already, Angela. I 've heard so much about you, '' he said, shaking her hands and giving her a telling smile.
***
After an think of and enjoyable lunch, Angela and Cecile sat in Cecile 's burgundy panther XK and watched as Anastacia kissed Jerome on the mouth. `` Ai n't no saving her, '' Angela said. `` She 's already in love ... and he probably has n't even put the hawkshaw on her yet. And the older crony seems smoother and much more down than the younger brother. If that translates over to the bedroom, she 's in for a hell of a treat. One thing for sure as shooting, she 's not going to be shortchanged sexually. ''
Cecile looked over and smiled. `` Well, you experienced the younger pal and he rocked your macrocosm. I still do n't conceive you talked me out of messing with Jerome, but you went ahead and did it ... '' Cecile paused, shook her nous and chuckled, `` ... only you ended up seducing the unseasonable brother. And from the way you described it, it was Charles Frederick Worth it. And it turned out all secure in the end. ``
What Angela had n't told Cecile was that she thought they had ran a railroad train on her ass. She still was n't certain, but before the blindfold, Mikey had fucked her raw dog and came in her ; with the blindfold on, he had made honey to her using a condom. The dick had felt the same -- the consistence, too -- but why would he suffer decided to wrap up then ? It would deliver been too late. Mikey was Dr. Jekyl and Jerome was Mr. Hyde.
'' Well the good matter about it is now you do n't have to finger guilty about pretending to be me, and for fucking your godchild 's man. And you 're free to get to a greater extent of that young gumshoe that you ca n't block thinking about. ''
'' I have n't thought about that dick since that night. ''
Cecile looked at her and hooted. Then she frilled her lips and asked, `` So what you 're saying is that you 're not going to fuck him again ? Let me eff, now, '' Cecile chimed, pulling out her phone, already scrolling for Eusebius Hieronymus 's cell earpiece numeral. `` It 's obvious those two can keep a occult. Both of them make out what you were trying to do and they probably think, no, now they 're assuming that I was in on it since you had my car and phone. They could have got busted us, but they did n't. Why did n't they ? sole conclusion I can come to is so that Mikey could hit that again, '' Cecile said pointing over at Angela 's lap. `` They ai n't slick. You neither. You want that untried putz again ... ''
'' Okay, damnit ! I 'm not saying I would n't let Mikey hit it again, but I do n't care if you get you a lil perceptiveness. In fact, I highly recommend that you get him to take you to his plaza, blindfold and tie you up to his bed, so you can experience that Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde loving, '' Angela suggested, and laughed.
'' I sure as hell could use some of that, '' Cecile said, resting her jail cell speech sound in her lap. `` Remember what we use to say in college ... ''
'' ... Ai n't no fun if your girl ca n't get none, '' they both sang together, then started laughing.
***
Driving out of the parking lot, Jerome and Mikey laughed and slapped high-fives. `` That went rather well, '' Jerome said.
'' I want to do Cecile, '' Mikey said. `` You saw the way she was looking at me while we ate ? She heard about the dick I put on her girl, you can trust that ! '' Mikey boasted.
'' Yeah, I 'm quite sure she bragged about what happened to her after she woke up rather than what happened before she went to sleep, '' Jerome chuckled.
'' In your dreams ! '' Mikey said, laughing. `` It would make been gracious if it had been Anastacia 's mother, bro ... she 's fine as screwing. I 'll marry that cougar. But if it had been Cecile, you would have gotten to fuck mother and girl. How many hoi polloi can say they did that ? But do n't interest, Cecile 's going to visit. You better just hope you 're home when I blindfold her sexy ass. ''
Both of them laughed. They stared at each other, then said in unison, `` Ai n't no fun if my bro ca n't get none ! ''
** More Jerome and Mikey coming soon. full phase of the moon distance novel, `` Bahamain chum. '' check tuned ... ...