‘ noncitizen must exist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
Dick Pound was always sure that one was a phallusy. Until one foreign nighttime, when he gladly awoke to discover a green glowing extraterrestrial being member inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a prick pound that Nox. The adjacent cockcrow he arrived at work. He was a managing director, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the hawkshaw buffeting. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching attack the office like an vertical cock. In fact, one day some of the male child had seen fit to wind him up in a human sized rubber - that way, he knew he was a peter. That day, due to the dick pounding he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another green glowing cock pounding. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on ground was going on ?

At the end of each day, cock knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one thing he could count on. And the glow penis always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroke of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar super C glow which filled his room. POUND. Pound. POUND. It had began again. putz grinned. things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself side to face with a sexy looking alienate man. The extraterrestrial, surprised at Dick 's sudden motility, winked. The first thing he noticed was the immature man 's pecs. The unknown was ripped, like a bread and butter sculpture. Compared to the alien, Matthew Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick weapon system, like a decrepit little daughter. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The noncitizen man adjusted his position. POUND. Irish punt. Irish pound. The throbbing was certainly otherworldly. Dick frowned and began to rise curious. As the glow phallus pounded away, Dick 's mind began to fulfil with dubiousness, very much like his anus was slowly filling with ( stranger ) semen.

After a little while, tool Lebanese pound's thoughts drifted. He thought he'd seen the noncitizen somewhere before. But where ? He racked his genius, trying to recall where he could've seen an stranger. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The foreigner looked like notoriously awful rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"hawkshaw Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in crown,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN HERE NOW. REPRASENT."
The outlander's response of some Too $ hort lyrics confirmed Dick British pound sterling's suspicion - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in caps, much like the lyrics to the song"Yo neck, Yo vertebral column"must have been written. The musical rhythm stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT mother fucker ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL DOWN YO vertebral column UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A real number PLAYA NOW GURL. real number. I DON'T GO FIRST."
Dick soon realised the extraterrestrial being spoke not only completely in caps, but largely only in Too $ hort lyrics. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only someone who had observed earth culture from the out of doors, but never lived it, could ingest composed vocal and verse so atrocious and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The noncitizen was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought Dick, as logs of dirt were removed from his anus during the proceed pounding. British pound sterling. POUND ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the adjacent morning sassy as the first steaming turd on a cold day. He bounded around the business office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one fuck who he spilled it on. One particularly heated moment he managed to douse an Irishman with the subject matter of his mug, and was yelled at to `` fucking OFF. '' fist were raised, but at this exact moment, who would go far in a titan penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. short DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. '' The outside glass shattered, giving way to the giant glowing craft, and Too $ hort entered the office, pulled down his pants, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of semen ! This was turning into a exquisitely day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled cock up in his unattackable arms and took him aboard his hammer shaped space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in space, in earth orbit. Too $ hort penetrated hawkshaw 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's pecker. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounds in quick successiveness. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? POUND. Came the answer. No. pounding. And silence. Nought but a single, nonsocial pound to end the job. Shortly thereafter, Dick Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to globe. You might think Dick would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. Dick pound sign did n't convey any shit. putz Pound was badass. Dick Pound 's peter was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped infinite ship came zooming after him, ready to interpenetrate dick 's ass. But pecker 's seed blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the deadly blank space cock.

Dick began to fly into inscrutable distance on the jet of his semen. infinite is infinite, he mused, yet his seminal fluid was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a mordant hole, which sucked his big dick for him. `` estimable cock sucking ever, '' prick thought. He would urge it to anyone. As hawkshaw passed the Edwin Powell Hubble deep field, he wondered how big Hubble 's cock was when he was alive. cock passed the voyager and knew was out far into outer space now. As prick grew hungrier and hungrier, he was forced to consume his own come. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own ejaculate and eating afterwards, an dateless aphrodisiac round. He soon found this disgusting and died .