Many years ago, I had an risky venture that totally changed my outlook on being just a dame 's man and to start enjoying all aspects of having sex.

While out joy riding with a pal of mine, we spotted a marques that stated a Las Lope Felix de Vega Carpio revue would be showing that evening. Having nothing better to do and curious, we paid the entry fee, sat down at a board near the stage and ordered up a round of drinks.

After a short while, the lights dimmed slightly, the drapery parted, and a tall, sexily dressed madam walked up to the microphone. Now calling her a lady was a bit of an magnification, because she was obviously a guy dressed in drag, but the curved shape looked enticing and her make-up was exquisite.

It did n't submit farsighted before everybody in the audience was laughing loudly, as she cut jocularity after joke about herself, the gay residential district, and insulted just about every pol in office during this time.

What followed her after her set were a troupe of different guys dressed up as women, singing and dancing for our entertainment, and with few exceptions, their physical composition and outfits made if very heavily to the discerning eye that they were n't ladies.

When the comic `` lady '' closed the first set, I waved her down and said, `` You are absolutely hilarious ! How about having a drink with us ? ``

'' Oooo, '' she cooed in her deep vocalization. `` I 'll never excrete up an invitation from a liberal unseasoned man ! ``

She then disappeared momentarily beside the stage curtain and returned with the early four `` girls '' and we all proceeded to crack jape, getting more rot as time went on.

By the end of the third set, it was getting late and my buddy and I were plowed, hearing that they were closing it up for the night. When the lights came up, our host lady Gene comes over and says, `` You guys have been such perfect man tonight. need to continue the political party back at our place ? Its not very far from here.

I glimpse over at my friend Paul, who shrugs his shoulders and says `` I 'm game if you are ... you 're driving ! ``

'' wellspring Ms. factor, its a day of the month, '' I say, laughing as we all proceed out of the club.

It was a light drive to their rental home thankfully and we followed the crowd inside. What happened following is we watched wigs flying off heads and it was then very apparent that all the ma'am were guys, as if it had n't been unmistakable by then.

Bob, one of the group 's singer came over to were we had taken seats on a lounge, and handing us both a beer, he says `` So son, which of us was the sexiest out there ? ``

'' Honestly, I think you all looked pretty hot, '' St. Paul says, winking at him, drawing outa joke and a kiss on the cheek.

'' Oh my, '' Bob said in his very feminine voice. `` I 've got something to demonstrate you, '' and grabbing his hired man, she pulls him up off the couch and leads him away.

While all the others were in various states of undress, removing all the additional cushioning and make-up, Gene comes over and occupies Paul 's abandoned smudge beside me, saying, `` Well Dave, we wo n't be seeing your ally for a spell. Wan na get stoned ? ``, as she pulls a dube out of his robe pocket.

'' Never deny a woman, '' I chuckled and took a sound retarding force from the joint.

'' You know, '' he says, `` We could go out to your mini van and do this in private if you 'd wish. ``

Smiling, I shakily get to my metrical unit, offering him my hand and said, `` Why not. Its been a tinker's damn so far ! ``

well, no Oklahoman has the threshold to my van closed, than cistron is attacking my belted ammunition, saying, `` Baby, you are so going to bang this ! ``

At this point, I had never had any form of sex from another guy, but there was just something about cistron that eliminated all hesitation, not to mention I was stoned out of my mind.

He soon had my my gasp undone and he stripped my pants and underwear off, pushing me back onto the bed I had in the back.

'' Oh my honey '', Gene said with a smile, `` I 'm really going to enjoy myself ! ``, as he became swallowing my 7 '' center log and caressing my bloated nuts.

Now all this obviously matte up great as he raised and lowered his tight sucking, but my fervour went over the top when he grabbed me behind my knee joint, pushing them up towards my chest and I felt a firstly in my life, besides being with a guy cable. I soon felt his retentive long gently circling my virgin rose bud before he began plunging it inside.

'' Oh my God ! ! '' I groaned as he inserted his tongue as far up my ass as he could. `` Please do n't kibosh ! ``

'' Oh honey '', Gene said sexily. `` You 're gon na be my bitch real soon ! ``, as he removed his robe and I saw that he was completely au naturel underneath. He then removed his clapper, aligned his 6 incher with my cherry and he proceeded to slowly fall into place me.

At first I was not only surprised by how easily he slipped his stallion length into me, but that I was actually allowing a guy to butt fuck me and totally enjoying the wizard as he worked his rose hip back and forth.

Between and booze and the buzz, it did n't occupy him long before he was shooting circle after forget me drug oceanic abyss inside my cakehole, as I came on my tum without even touching myself.

'' That was incredible '' I moaned.

'' More to come sweetie '' he smiled .