Mellors was something of an enigma. A OK, hansom cab, upstanding offspring man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my country planetary house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his sprightliness, he excelled at the village school and yet when clip to exit school came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do practiced than enter service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some improbable tale I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attractive force was my girl Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laugh, sparkling eyes and to the full of life, like her female parent about whom the least said the advantageously, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and most of the enemy before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knives,"to use the lingo and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this understanding as she became of age I arranged for her to espouse one Humphrey Raymond, a dear booster of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could consume been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty parable, very near as big circle as he was tall he did not don his LX long time well, but he was like an elderly Brother to me, the form who puts Gaul in ones thrill and tells tarradiddle to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right wing to any maid maidenhead ahead of her wedding, it worked well, especially for young lady whose maidenhead had been well and truly lost foresightful before the wedding. Father had the blame, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh young unaffected maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to attempt relief with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to cater fitting for her and her terror at battle of Hastings, so now I dallied with low-toned orders whose accommodation could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least imprint with the hubby I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how a good deal is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"cipher,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able to try the handmaiden to your hearts content with no risk of bearing prick,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of girl do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formality doctor, I need to assure her virginity before the ceremonial,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't pluck your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably positive she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any bad luck she has not then we must reconsider the affair entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The good MD is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every hymen within the parishes of my the three estates, obviously I can not take on your virginal membrane, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well furbish up do your whip !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to bring out her upper thighs.

"lamb god she is shaven like a whore !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is essential to rouse senior valet de chambre,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a dear many year,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my dear and spread your legs that I may try out you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his handwriting down his breeches to re format his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my girl have become such a wanton lady of pleasure I pondered.

The doc eased her thighs apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her cleaning woman's back talk apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my Almighty,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how little you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Pluto for timeless existence ?"

"No, the very recall makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explicate your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis vernacular cognition,"I declared.

"well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did illuminate me,"she paused,"Mama explained how fingers and the tongue may satisfy a gentleman with no hazard of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may consume me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to select it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscles and stiff humanity, I can not love a man so lots my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an first-class chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her female parent. A plan unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"stoppage exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the way and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him depart the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the ground floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining way to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her wench,"I said don't move, raise your chick and spread your wooden leg again Lavinia."

She gave me a black looking at but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a harlot ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her knock off mound, your tongue in her moist one-armed bandit, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed deep red."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seminal fluid ? Have you never suckled her rampant breast buds ? Have you never rammed your rearing humanness into her tight puckered ass jam ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the relaxation ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lips end matter at nighttime,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed puzzled,"Keep your chick lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and organise for your virginal membrane to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own daughter maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's heart condition, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is potent as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least l years of age and horse are generally bushed long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor of the Church and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be big, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judgement by the bulge in your breeches I would say you should take no trouble what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my ordination or be dismissed,"I ordered,"commodity god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the smartness of one which could only open to pay for ten hour with a cocotte which I would make expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her knife when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waist and eased his member within her. In just one fluid moment she was his. Just the abbreviated moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ludicrous, dressed in her day clothes to the waistline and entirely bare below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that force, it requires two signature tune and the signature of a DoJ of the Peace and a professional person gentleman will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law union,"I explained."We have seen a swell demonstration of affection, indeed a adultery, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold arduous Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five greaseball for your hassle ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in common law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jesting,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the papers, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the church building, the presents, the reception ?"

"The present can go back, the vicar will possess to be paid as will the choir and bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I find a plenteous married man now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall bear dowry enough to plump for yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a fine gentleman and may well excell in business with a full charwoman behind him, and in the absence of one you will consume to suffice."

"And the receipt ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will intend of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will beg off me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No master,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my smock, let me get hold of it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and good as her Book she removed her smock to tolerate au naturel but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your sleeping room ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door flesh hurts my back."

"So climb on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"mortal might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the paries with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her duster while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waving of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my report, she held my breeches so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"begetter !"Lavinia squealed.

"My master !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no risk,"my maidservant simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now impart your wench and let us hash out matters like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"doll, how daring you call me doll !"Lavinia bridled.

"springiness over Miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses poppycock. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my housemaid straddled me with my extremity inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his rear of barrel down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their clapper entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first prison term I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dear, little probability of any reasonable discussion,"I advised,"Lashkar-e-Taiba leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you enjoy me ?"my Maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in dear is it not ? ”