‘ noncitizen must subsist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
Dick pounding was always sure enough that one was a phallusy. Until one strange Night, when he gladly awoke to discover a green glowing alien phallus inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a dick lbf. that Nox. The next morning he arrived at body of work. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the dick pounding. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching round out the office like an erect dick. In fact, one day some of the boy had seen fit to wrap him up in a human sized condom - that way, he knew he was a peter. That day, due to the tool hammering he'd received the dark before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another viridity glowing dick hammering. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on EARTH was going on ?

At the end of each day, hawkshaw knew he'd be getting a pounding. That was one thing he could matter on. And the glowing genus Phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroke of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar putting green glow which filled his room. POUND. POUND. POUND. It had began again. prick grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself look to face with a sexy looking alien man. The outlander, surprised at Dick 's sudden movement, winked. The first thing he noticed was the green man 's pecs. The noncitizen was ripped, like a living sculpture. Compared to the stranger, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a weak piddling missy. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a niggling bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his situation. POUND. POUND. Ezra Pound. The pounding was certainly otherworldly. dick frowned and began to grow curious. As the radiance phallus pounded away, peter 's mind began to fill with questions, very much like his anus was slowly filling with ( alien ) semen.

After a short while, peter Pound's thoughts drifted. He thought he'd seen the extraterrestrial somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to recall where he could've seen an foreigner. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The unknown looked like notoriously awful rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"Dick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and say me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the stranger responded in caps,"real number PLAYAS UP IN HERE NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's response of some Too $ hort language confirmed Dick Pound's misgiving - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in ceiling, much like the lyrics to the song"Yo neck, Yo backbone"must have been written. The drum stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT diddly-squat ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL Down YO BACK UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A real number PLAYA NOW GURL. real. I DON'T GO FIRST."
Dick soon realised the alien spoke not only completely in caps, but largely only in Too $ hort lyrics. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an stranger. Only someone who had observed terra firma culture from the outdoor, but never lived it, could accept composed Sung and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any meritoriousness whatsoever. The noncitizen was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his gumshoe was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought hawkshaw, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the continued hammer. POUND. POUND ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. putz was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the next morning time fresh as the first steaming dirt on a cold day. He bounded around the office staff, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one fuck who he spilled it on. One particularly ignite instant he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` shtup OFF. '' Fists were raised, but at this exact moment, who would arrive in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. short circuit DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. '' The outside deoxyephedrine shattered, giving way to the giant glow craft, and Too $ hort entered the situation, pulled down his trouser, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of seed ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his strong munition and took him aboard his stopcock shaped space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in place, in land compass. Too $ hort penetrated putz 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's cock. POUNDPOUND. 2 lbf. in quick ecological succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - affair were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? POUND. get the answer. No. quid. And secretiveness. 0 but a I, nongregarious Irish punt to finish up the job. Shortly thereafter, Dick Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to globe. You might reckon cock would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. Dick Lebanese pound did n't admit any motherfucker. Dick Pound was badass. Dick Ezra Pound 's dick was all-american. Too $ hort 's rooster shaped space ship came zooming after him, cook to penetrate Dick 's ass. But pecker 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to channelize away from the deadly space cock.

peter began to fly into recondite quad on the jet of his semen. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his come was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a mordant golf hole, which sucked his big dick for him. `` Best blowjob ever, '' shaft thought. He would commend it to anyone. As Dick passed the Hubble late line of business, he wondered how big Hubble 's stopcock was when he was alive. Dick passed the voyager and knew was out far into space now. As Dick grew hungrier and athirst, he was forced to use up his own semen. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own seminal fluid and eating afterwards, an endless aphrodisiac cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .