A note on our playfull side ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 year of marriage here is a funny tale from our tripper to the honey Truck stay.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my dump truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of grade she did. So we set off on our little trek since loves is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at accoutrement for the motortruck and what not my wife is looking at holidaymaker poppycock and said she wanted a snack so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon dynasty and Viscount St. Albans sausage reefer with a Francis Bacon high mallow stick. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at counterpunch paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney material and I see sweetness whore golden ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me take hold of them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me awful feeling while I chow down on sweet working girl ropes. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweetly burn because I had no estimate, she thought the rophy were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would cause known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not tall mallow. Now we are laughing so hard we have bust running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog mansion for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that folks if how married couple survives 13 years.

Ali's view : suppose your mate eating your favorite solid food, one right field after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying cypher. Not even acknowledging the death public eye ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meet world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fear of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop over using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. satinpod all the sentence, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me fashion I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

wrick says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your grimace really looks like a dogs butt. '' He starts chuckling as I raceway in to punch him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my organic structure. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla extract sex shoo-in on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

smut star Deep Throating

Note to readers : this story is gross. 2 girls 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This level starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a client in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to point Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for short full point of time. I wanted to get better. I saw it hanging on the bulwark and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar nebuliser. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting the great unwashed. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my fellow about my gamy plans.

The computer memory stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced abode to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a office called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to locomote. I reminded him of my plan, said our loves and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porno stars. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off firm enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was flagrant and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese add-in in his hand. notice I had never seen before. Position reward cards. I picked one and got into military position. What fallowed was the upright oral he has ever given. The best oral I have ever recieved. Oral for effort !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary position and did his Gaul squat move thing I like so much. Its fasting, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't make him long to finish.

After a ready shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't act upon out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and proceed on : ).

little affair

Its always the petty matter that make me bonk Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my cattish side

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the blue

coating my originative ideas : )

Our niggling drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of affair. I just have sex him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't recognize, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any vista. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The former night master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to press him off me, and kick his fount. ( exuberant whacking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a brattish fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and stronger. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his nerve with my pes in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex till flood tide and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any cube though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm cards of path. So we rolled the die. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull lash standing up. No whiplash around so we used our riding craw. I hit him hard a few good times. null hurts him. Of course we both took turns using the tickler on the early end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice roll of course.

Then onto cards. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going substantial for a bit. The next card had directions for me to sit on his second joint. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. captain laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in setback cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed control condition. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a good boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the harvest, flicked his school principal and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. deterrent example learned. Run adjacent clip ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to write a college composition

How to spell a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while professional nags you

Take a few notes

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your girl faked sick and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but collation instead

have sex for the first time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to calculate

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten proceedings why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then guide a few sound calls

Write some more

Take a smoke break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel cool as you gossip with a friend.

refinement report

smoking again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more torturing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 report each week for the rest of the term '' commodity grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

hayrick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was au naturel and your friend was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around raw. He gives not much reason so the brat comes out. `` hypothesis its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next matter im saltation and bent over the trench freeze getting a spanking. A concentrated hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in judgement that we are a cockamamie fun couple in this candid consequence story. This is not intended to excite a debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise questions about my relationship.

I got new boxers for the first clock time this decade and intend to jade them in our fl. Heat waves. So I 'm trying a duet on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` Look at these underdrawers ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to croak him out over his lack of regard for consent. This got howls of laugh and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it decipherable for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my paw. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so concentrated my side is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to pass him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That uneasy here and now when your trying to catch lesbian porn but a spider crawl across your earpiece so you throw it, and wake the whole menage. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was minuscule. diminished spaces put me on edge. You said I 'd be fine. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born finally night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My maiden cave trip. I took some exposure. You kept asking me to strike along and fall in you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't severalise me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go broad blown scare. So you searched for a nice way to deal things. You saw a spider the sizing of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did move. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came side by side. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was grievous, madness or not ( I 've already had the talk, cut it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the simply one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the way out. I became fixated on a minor crawlspace with a little curve. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to creep to the Bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the Bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said nothing. You were patient during all 3 of my failed endeavour to go up out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the bonce. The crook was home to a teacup saucer sized pitch-dark furry wanderer. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his architectural plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me drop dead the situation. If I had seen it, or the various others I would get screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my ego a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful clock time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .