One evening in 1842

The sun was setting over the western sandwich hills bathing the valley incline in a golden glow. I looked up from my Bible and decided to make a walk before darkness fell.

Our household stood some way above the hamlet and I decided to walk down to sample a pint or two of ale before supper.

"I'm going for a walk I may be some fourth dimension,"I informed the housekeeper before I strode off in hunt of refreshment.

I had not gone many railway yard before I came across a Nun hurrying towards the village.

"trade good evening,"I greeted her,"You seem to be in a great rush."

"We need the medico,"she explained.

"I think I saw him en route to the stag and Hornet an hour since,"I explained.

"Oh no, he will be incapable !"she sighed.

"I know something of medicine perhaps I can help ?"I offered.

"Oh I think not,"she answered,"One of our sisters has a splinter."

"Then lead on,"I suggested,"I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers."

"Up inside her, her dildo splintered,"she sighed,"I think you will need more than than a yoke of tweezers."

"Up her ?"I queried as I recoiled in shock.

"Vagina, cunt what ever your favourite gens for a adult female's sexual organ is,"she sighed again,"So take me to the doctor and stop wasting my time."

I showed her to the stag and went to rouse the doctor. He was still sensible, after a manner, but not exactly at the extremum of his powers.

"Doctor, you must come, a sister has a splinter up her vagina,"I explained urgently.

"right hand,"he agreed instantly,"On the board with her lads legs akimbo, lets see what we're dealing with."

Two burly chaps grabbed my companion and lofted her onto the board and despite her dissent spread her legs wide.

"Ahhhh,"The doctor said as he lofted her robe and exposed her hairy mound, for she wore nought under the robe."Using those old carved statues again."

"Its not me !"she protested rather too feebly as the doctor thrust a pudgy finger between her lower lip, `` Its Sister Ouch ! ``.

"How far in ?"he asked as he pressed further.

"Its another Sister not, oooh, me !"she gasped.

"MD its not her,"I explained.

"Shut it pup,"a burly manual laborer hissed,"This be the best display we had in a while."

"Is that it ?"the doctor asked.

"No, Nooooo"the nun protested rather feebly.

"Anyone with a longer finger's breadth ?"the Dr. asked.

"Hold her cunt open so's we can see easily,"the Landlord suggested.

"It's, Oooh, not,"the nun tried to explain.

"assist her off with this robe,"The physician suggested drunkenly.

Willing hands pulled her robe over her head.

"Its not,"she protested, but a burly hick was now caressing her nipple.

"Its not her !"I explained only to be pushed towards the door.

"I said shut it now shut it !"he ordered.

"No I don't have a sliver !"she explained. Poor daughter. The boozy Doctor misunderstood and was now dropping his pants.

"Oh for pathos's sake,"she wailed, but the doctors pudgy cock was already pressing into her.

His cock was suffering from brewers affliction and bent grass as he tried to hale it in her, slipping out twice before a burly bumpkin loosed his fly to expel at least a ft of firm man meat.

Sister Pious's eyes were wide like dish antenna as she started at the man's momster cock with its bulgy purple head,"No,"she said rather feebly and unconvincingly.

"Let a man in,"the yokel insisted as he pushed the doctor aside and unerringly rammed his gist deep into Sister Pious's vagina.

"It's not her,"I insisted.

"Shut it, this is the best show we had for ages,"a Yokel insists and pushed me towards the door.

"Oooohhhh,"sis Pious cooed as his tool slid easily inside her.

"Me next,"another yokel chuckled as he dropped his trews to reveal a thick pudgy cock to the admiring regard of the barmaid and some rather envious man and less yokels.

Sister Pious had long since given up all pretext of immunity and had her legs wrapped around the yokel while shouting"Yes, yes, operose, voiceless,"and"Ohhhhh."

"Its not,"I explained.

"Shut up and catch or bugger off,"a yokel insisted, so after no Thomas More than ten minutes watching them cavort and search several unlikely military position I decided that as I seemed not to be welcome the Best track was to go to the monastery myself.

I duly collected my bag and a pair of slender tweezers and made rushing to the monastry. It was only two or three miles and with the hostler gone household it was less trouble to walk than get a gymnastic horse saddled.

I arrived well after supper prison term. I knocked loudly on the door and after some ten minutes a sleepy nun opened a small-scale glide spy maw and asked,"What do you want ?"

"I understand a nun requires medical attending,"I declared urgently.

"Really ?"she retorted,"Not just after a shabu of wine and a warm by the vestry fire ?"

"No, Sister Pious was sent to get a Doctor,"I explained.

"Ah Sister Pious,"she agreed,"And did she have a name for the affliced nun."

"No,"I explained,"She merely said the poor missy had a sliver from her dildo up her."

The lantern slide slammed shut abruptly, I knocked again.

"Go away,"the nun shouted,"Before we send for the Constable."

"But sister Pious is being ravished,"I shouted.

I heard the nun shout,"babe Pious has escaped again,"then a tumult and the threshold was flung candid and I was admitted.

A somewhat dishevelled mother superordinate hurried to play me,"What has Pious done now ?"she demanded.

"She said a nun needed medical help and the doctor is indisposed,"I explained,"Whereas I am a aesculapian student."

"He said a nun had dildo splinters up her."the for the first time nun explained only to be cut short.

"Really well young man, well first we conical buoy do not use dildos,"mother superior explained.

"No we use candles and the round bit on our crucifix,"a tierce nun said brightly until she noted the mother Superior's scowl.

"But Sister Pious said someone had splinters,"I explained as more nuns appeared roused by the commotion.

"So where is baby Pious ?"The mother superior asked,"Is she enjoying a grand of ale in the Stag ?"

"More like a foot of yokel's hammer,"I retorted rudely,"The last time I saw her she was completely nude, legs akimbo being shafted by."

"Enough ! I think we get the idea,"the Mother Superior declared,"She does this every now and again, I would imagine she will be back some sentence in the future week or so."

"But what about the sliver ?"I asked.

"Young man I can see to it you,"The Mother Lake Superior insisted until one nun said awkwardly.

"It was me, I asked sister Pious for help, my rood-tree ..."she said.

"And mine,"another nun agreed.

"Me too,"another agreed,"My Crucifix is all rough and."

"Dear master do I have a mint of fancy woman,"The Mother victor sighed,"Very well, you may use the hospital for your examinations."

"Mine worked themselves out,"one nun admitted.

"And mine,"another one agreed.

"Mine are very atrocious,"another nun admitted,"Would you take care examining me ?"

"Do your defective,"The female parent victor agreed and she strode away quite angrily.

The affected nun was called babe Martha, she was only about twenty years of age or so which un nerved me somewhat, and quite comely with a perfect Prunus persica and a hummock covered in a light furry down as I was soon to find.

She showed me to the hospital,"I am sorry to bother you but it is rather uncomfortable,"she simpered.

"Just lay on the slab and part your knees,"I suggested. I lofted her robe as she did so but there was little enough to see by candle light. I eased a finger into her. She sighed quite contentedly which I found quite surprising as was the slip of her innards.

I managed to get three fingers inside her,"Am I anywhere near ?"I asked.

"No,"she said,"You need something longer."

"I have pincer but I can't see."I admitted.

"Then use your cock,"an ageing nun suggested from behind me,"Isn't it obvious she doesn't have a splinter, she just needs a cock."

"No, I do have a splinter, I'm a good chaste missy,"babe Martha insisted.

"Chased by half the lads in Borchester,"the elderly nun chorted,"Go on immature man, mount her, flood her with your seminal fluid and dampen the splinter out, thats what the in force MD does."

Now to be honorable my member was already straining at the trinity and when the elderly nun camem behind me and loosed my fly buttons he sprang free in an instant.

"I can't,"I protested but baby Martha was staring wide eyed at my cock and her was straining to get inside her and I was powerless to resist.

"Take that !"I chortled as my member speared unerringly inside her,"proceeds all of Aggggghhhhhh !"

I found the splinter the sore way. I withdrew in horror to regain two inch of oak splinter now speared through my foreskin."dear god !"I protested as I pulled it out with trembing finger,"There really was a sliver !"

"Oh my wedge,"sister Martha said, as she stared at my damaged cock,"Let me kiss it better."

"Ram it back in her cunt juice is a great healer,"the senior nun opined and it did seem the most reasonable quantity so I did.

"Oh that is so soothing, a lot nicer than a candela,"she cooed.

"Indeed my prick seems much less irritating now,"I agreed,"I am so busy studying that I seldom discovery time for a fuck.

It felt very odd to be fucking a nun while almost fully clothed but any port in a storm they say and I own Sister Martha was an admirable fuck and as I soon found as she pulled her robe up to bring out them she had delectable knocker as well.

The Mother Superior reappeared,"Fucking, why am I not surprised ?"she opined,"No dubiety you will postulate to do a follow up hindrance tomorrow. Do you bonk I sometimes think I am running a bordello rather than a nunnery."

"Yes I think I should checker tomorrow,"I agreed.

The Mother victor rolled her heart to heaven."I know, why not take her Martha dwelling house with you and use her like a whore until you grow trite of her then send her back."

"I fear I might never fag out of fucking her,"I agreed,"But it does sound like a cap idea."

"I was being sarcastic,"The Mother Superior explained sadly.

"wellspring it won't matter, we can put any child in our orphans' asylum,"a nun suggested,"With baby Pious'two and."

"storage area your spit,"the Mother higher-up ordered but the die was cast.

Sister Martha squeezed my cock with pleasure and suddenly I was ineffective to restrain myself and my seeded player burst forth in a outstanding torrent sending my mind straight to heaven.

My turncock seemed no worse for the experience apart from a superficial combat injury on my foreskin and my job done I dressed and prepared to leave.

"Shall you take Sister Martha with you ?"the Mother superordinate asked sarcastically.

"No, the night is cold, I shall broadcast for her on the morrow,"I announced, and collecting my traps together I departed.

To be continued ?