I sat alone in the recess, now that the vampires are all all in they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a toy now and then. I should present myself before I tell my news report I suppose, I 'm milo maize, a walk, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My beldam were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual energy from Loretta Young men to go on themselves young, the more they fucked, the yearner they 'd outride looking Cy Young and reasonably. They never harmed the men of course but when the lamia came to township the collection of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fangs from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did schoolma'am, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really surd. '' I replied with a smile.

'' wellspring I 'm proud of you my pet, did you stay fresh a vial to fix these gob ? ''

'' Yes kept woman. '' I replied, holding up the minuscule vial of dead vampire blood I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a nice big stopcock and coated me in a extra varnish, glass centre that looked pretty real, wired arm so I could be posed and was as real number looking as a wood carving could attend. When a young vampire came to visit, looking to course off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his unforesightful vampire life history that it was in fact 3 Witches life there and I think his last words were 'oh fuck'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden gig jammed into his heart and his head lopped off with an ancient brand. descent sprayed everywhere of course, a large amount of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my stained sputter feel real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do masses have pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to spill it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's ascendent, weavel blood and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can institutionalize him out, make them and post them all ! We 'll get our spring chicken back, the men will desire us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the enchantment open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a springiness loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't make love he 's not real until it 's too latterly. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the record and I woke to my new life story. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and bite me at some point and when their fangs got stuck in me, my spring loaded wager would come out and I 'd jam it in their frigidity dead hearts.

I still remember my get-go, she was old but had on a young face. She was enamored with my magical spell, fascinated by my unique aroma and had to possess me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamour ) me and when my glassful eyes repelled it she just went straight for my pharynx, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my bet out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her middle as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to deplumate the dentition from my neck opening, covered myself in blood from the puddle of gook that was left of her and left, setting off a Allium sativum smoke bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more than killing, my Witches taught me how to score men too but they were a bit more cautious and intemperate to attract.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very smart and very feisty with hanker blonde hair and a great body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm ticket. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the metre, you always leave with one of the pretty missy, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigued because I swear I seen you leave with a girl who could have been my Twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a longsighted floor, I 'm here to meet someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet someone new. I do n't wish if you 're a man fancy woman, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this girlfriend bothering you ? It 's Milo rightfield, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the tall womanhood with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, consume precaution. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my blank space ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every week we have to be so conservative now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well proficient, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a looking glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her naked body smooth and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the side of my neck before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of horror on her face as the blood from her backtalk ran down her body, she yelled out something in a speech communication that sounded like ancient German language, spraying rip over my dresser, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the bet came out of her covered in a William Green ooze. The yap it left was getting mordant though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in meter to forfend the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the door fit opened and my would be assailant was shot in the fondness with a crossbow bolt and exploded parentage all over me. The crossbow gun for hire was none early than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the room access then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a piece. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can call in me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden wager, you need to stab her in the centre with atomic number 47, which is just what I happen to hold. Are you the one with the garlic dud ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb quick, we wo n't have a lot of time after I kill this affair. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's roue then once it had dried in I took a ampul for the fang fix, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my belly for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out days after their queen is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in torment then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left in the pool. I took a large vial of the green max, set the garlic bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic bomb going off with a muffled pop and noticed Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, Lashkar-e-Tayyiba get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their queen is dead and they 'll probably send mankind, I do n't kill humans. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the Nox, stopping at a low camper just outside of township. There were ail medulla everywhere and little bombardment misters spraying essence of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty prophylactic in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my cervix with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these beldam, they do n't take anything from their men, just hit DOE from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampire arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so commove. I have an idea, I 'll require to lay low for a while but I 'll find you. Take care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Witches were all frantic thinking I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's Fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the early one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What womanhood, did you tell her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampires too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so tired and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you schoolmistress. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the ampoule of queen goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the vampire 's parentage that Clara had killed, this is the stuff and nonsense that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver dagger ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so long and I did n't think you 'd find a pansy. '' Said Chloe.

She took the ampoule from me and gave me a hug.

'' sis, do you have it off what this can give us ? A drop of this combine with our lotions will founder use our youthful appearance, we can lead off seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes hebdomad to start working but we have enough to finale a tenacious meter, trade good work milo ! ``

The beldame all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent magical spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. mail milo maize in subject it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the sofa with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really blue to intrude but I come with great respect and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by passkey Zortan, he gave me this to serve in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampires could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary Witches, when milo maize here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to yield him the same energy, he 'd make me cum so hard and kept the torso of a 30 year old from my culmination. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily eff all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a stiff supply of hot young macho-man to issue forth and fuck you. In income tax return I 'd wish to keep Milo to hunt with me, he 's managed to bolt down off all but 5 from a pretty nasty nest and now that the fagot is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in genus Arizona, I 've been tracking a world-beater there and with my walking wager here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one fault my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would make love us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so loose. I 'll set up your profile and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's report then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can extradite that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hour. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're subterfuge and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a little shy and self conscious but they 're just concern in your putz. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an accident and lost their good deal but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some stage in the hostel I can tell you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't learn the Wiccan taking their men but when they brought them back to the sofa they looked like woman in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in twelvemonth m'lady, thank you so a great deal. '' Said Steve. The former men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their quite a little again, do n't assure them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a low pouch to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, lets go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the prognosticate profiles with pictures, a false bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting content before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our life sentence back, are you sure Milo is all you want in tax return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampires when I was 12, Master Zortan gave me a route and my lifetime exists to wipe them from this earth. Milo will be a better weapon than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a founding from you. '' She replied.

'' fountainhead you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to track them down, we had the conclusion one of the remaining vampire cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial parting of the city.

'' This does n't palpate right Milo, split up, keep your receiving set on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelch from the receiving set, a interference they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the representative I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a rope. The lamia we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The not bad slayer, the queen killer, caught by a lowly initiate. I 've only been a vampire for twenty years but taking in your drumhead will make me a skipper and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for daylight of course. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the interest through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metal push after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, absolutely man 's electrical switch, he has the billet rigged to blow ! ``

Clara winced in infliction as she picked me up, I was n't very heavily so she was capable to throw me through the windowpane with simpleness. No Oklahoman had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the edifice exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just okay, I got home a few 60 minutes later, Chloe answered the doorway, the phone of sex coming from the sofa telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't have any equipment casualty, sorry about Clara, she was wondrous. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the recession for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful physical structure from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you feel that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as Mara stood up a brilliantly instant lit up the room and a naked Clara appeared on the mesa, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this muddle Zoltar and you substantially not get cum on my roofing tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the Lapp way, with my energy he was able to issue forth back. milo maize ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a patch, these flirt were hoodlum business. This one is one of the better I 've trained though, practiced than Van Helsing in many agency. '' Said Zortan.

'' wellspring, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take aim my leave of absence, may she fill milo ? I 'm going back into expatriation in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there love this old champion, get all the kitty I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our living back. ``

AZ took us a yr to clean, we got them all though and are headed to Lone-Star State to link up a team hunting a large snuggle there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden rooster she feels that too. I just require to find the mightily sandpaper this time, she 's still mad about the stopping point splinter I gave her ...