Dick Irish Punt Gets Pounded Out ( By A Glow Putting Surface Alien Phallus ! )
Anal, Fantasy, Gay‘ unknown must exist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
tool Pound was always trusted that one was a phallusy. Until one unknown Nox, when he gladly awoke to name a green glowing noncitizen phallus inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a hawkshaw Irish pound that Nox. The side by side morning he arrived at work. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the dick pounding. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching labialise the office like an erect dick. In fact, one day some of the boys had seen fit to wrap him up in a human sized condom - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the tool hammer he'd received the Nox before, he walked as if he had a cultivated carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another greens glowing shaft pounding. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on terra firma was going on ?
At the end of each day, Dick knew he'd be getting a lbf.. That was one matter he could numerate on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroking of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar green glow which filled his elbow room. POUND. Ezra Loomis Pound. British pound. It had began again. peter grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself face to human face with a aphrodisiac looking alien man. The alien, surprised at peter 's sudden bm, winked. The first affair he noticed was the green man 's pectoral muscle. The foreigner was ripped, like a living sculpture. Compared to the extraterrestrial, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick branch, like a weak little lady friend. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a lilliputian bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The foreigner man adjusted his spot. POUND. POUND. POUND. The pounding was certainly otherworldly. peter frowned and began to grow queer. As the glow phallus pounded away, shaft 's mind began to meet with questions, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( alien ) semen.
After a unawares patch, Dick Lebanese pound's sentiment drifted. He thought he'd seen the outlander somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to think where he could've seen an extraterrestrial. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously awful rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"Dick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in caps,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN here NOW. REPRASENT."
The extraterrestrial being's response of some Too $ hort lyrics confirmed hawkshaw Pound's suspicions - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in detonating device, much like the lyrics to the Sung"Yo cervix, Yo dorsum"must consume been written. The ticktock stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a diddlysquat beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT doodly-squat ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL pile YO cover UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A real PLAYA NOW GURL. real number. I DON'T GO FIRST."
peter soon realised the alien spoke not only completely in chapiter, but largely only in Too $ hort lyrics. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only someone who had observed earth culture from the outside, but never lived it, could get composed songs and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $ hort.
He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his putz was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought putz, as logs of SOB were removed from his anus during the continued pounding. POUND. POUND ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the next morning fresh as the starting time steaming crap on a cold day. He bounded around the office, spilling umber from his mug, but not giving one piece of ass who he spilled it on. One particularly heated instant he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` ass OFF. '' clenched fist were raised, but at this exact here and now, who would arrive in a giant member shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. SHORT DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. '' The outdoor glass shattered, giving way to the giant glow craftsmanship, and Too $ hort entered the office staff, pulled down his knickers, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot cargo of semen ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought Dick !
Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his solid munition and took him aboard his cock shaped place ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. tool furrowed his eyebrow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in infinite, in land ambit. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's peter. POUNDPOUND. 2 lbf. in flying succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? Syrian pound. Came the solvent. No. POUND. And silence. Nought but a single, solitary pound to finish the job. Shortly thereafter, Dick hammering defenestrated himself and started falling back to worldly concern. You might reckon Dick would die in the vaccuum of distance, but he did n't. Dick Ezra Pound did n't take any shit. Dick hammer was badass. pecker Pound 's peter was all-american. Too $ hort 's shaft shaped space ship came zooming after him, ready to dawn hawkshaw 's ass. But cock 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the deadly space cock.
peter began to fly into bass space on the jet of his ejaculate. outer space is infinite, he mused, yet his ejaculate was beginning to fulfil almost every wisecrack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a fateful cakehole, which sucked his big dick for him. `` Best blowjob ever, '' prick thought. He would recommend it to anyone. As gumshoe passed the Hubble deep airfield, he wondered how big Hubble 's cock was when he was awake. Dick passed the voyager and knew was out far into space now. As Dick grew hungrier and athirst, he was forced to consume his own seed. He ended up laxation and vomiting his own semen and eating afterwards, an sempiternal aphrodisiacal cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .